The princess was pushed, /v/! Save her!
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The princess was pushed, /v/! Save her!
I do nothing and let her die of massive physical trauma
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY
but she will just keep falling into the princess sized hole
I whip my dick out and lie beneath her.
Press F to save princess
I can't save her or I will be nothing but a pawn of the patriarchy perpetuating the evil damsel in distress trope in video games. She is a strong independant woman and can save herself.
>>331050774
What makes you think pricesses need saving? That way of thinking is problematic.
This thread took exactly the route I thought it would and I love it.
>>331050774
More importantly, there's a discarded soda can right by his foot and a garbage can right behind him.
Throw the fucking can away.
Can I fuck the third brick from the right
>>331052835
I mean, if your dick is small enough to fit through a chip in the corner then yeah
Why doesn't the princess have arms
>>331050774
That's a pretty sexy shadow
Can I make the floor be made of jello?
>>331052835
Did you know it's also the third brick from the left?
/v/ tricked me
>>331053639
You can through the power of edits nigga
>>331050774
I choose the mysterious door.
Simple.
no need
>>331053752
You really don't want to.
>>331054272
DO IT
Can I fuck the trash
>>331057998
Here we go againfuck the building
>>331057998
T H I C K
>>331057998
NOT AGAIN
>>331057998
UUUNNGH THICKER
>>331057998
FUCK I WANT MORE LEWDS
BUMP
