HAHAHAHA PK FIRE! PK FIRE! XDD
It's not enough that he's got one of the most broken projectiles in the game, no, he'll always end the game with his STUPID FUCKING backtrhow that's way too strong.
LE FAIR FAIR BACKTHROW! GAME! XD
And the worst part
the worst fucking part
Is that a Ness player always fucking ends the game with his RETARDED FUCKING "Okey!"
If you play as this fuck literally kill yourself. I'm not joking
git gud
>>330964258
/thread
>>330964258
/thread
>>330964205
do you think when he creates a PK Thunder, he is imagining it as a penis?
>>330964258
/thread
>>330964258
/thread
is ness the easiest character to spike in the game?
>>330964205
Damn Charles, are you this salty from our last game? It's almost 3AM, go to bed, you open tomorrow.
why are you complaining about a game for children? aren't you an adult?
>>330964205
>getting this salty over a party game
Holy shit, this is primo autism. Pure Columbian uncut.
>>330964205
mfw whenever I grab someone with Ness and their percentage is around 100%, I just mash A to taunt them "I could've killed you here".
And I'll do that again and again before hitting them with a well timed neutral air.
The Salt is beautiful
Wow OP, I've never felt more like playing Ness than I do now.
Thanks.
>>330964205
>want people to commit suicide over how they play a character in a video game made for children
You are way too angry about this, please reconsider your priorities.
So I'm pretty sure all these Ness butthurt threads are made by the same guy. This has been going on since launch.
>>330964390
What makes you think that?
My friend is a MASSIVE meteor smash fantantic, always able to land them on me with Charizard and Dedede, but I always give him a hard time with Ness's floaty unpredictable air arcs.
>>330964205
>tfw main Falco
>tfw match up for Falco/Ness is 75/25
Feels good man
>>330964781
>posting logically in a troll thread
You are way too invested in this, please consider your priorities.
>>330964205
Stop using cancerous "le" and those overexaggerated emoticons. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you know.
Impolite sage.
Is Smash Wii U hackable yet? I'd kill to replace Ness' voice/SFX with his 64 ones.
>getting this mad over a children's party game
Why not just play an actual fighting game, you smash autist
>opponent at backthrow percent
>up throw them instead
>>330965475
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