Meanwhile, at /v/ mansion
There is no /v/ mansion
>>330233743
So what happens when it rains? do that furniture just gets wet or what.
>>330233813
then how come it has a theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnut5YWjZ4
>>330233743
>snowing outside
>inside is a cozy warm atmosphere
>fireplace crackling
>bros playing games, drinking beer (tea optional for extra cozy) and eating pizza
>mansion is fulyl sustainable with own garden for food, solar panels for power, and some other shit
>shut off from the outside world
>all is well
>>330233841
Waterproof furniture bro
>>330233972
>until that one guy shows up
>>330233841
It's outdoor furniture, it's weather proof, dries easily. Even my poor ass grandparents have this shit come on son
>>330233972
>house is fully sustainable
>eating pizza
I wish I could grow pizza
>>330235418
are you well in the head anon?
>>330235418
You can bake pizza, smartass.
>>330235509
>growing pizza dough
>>330233743
What is the policy on escorts?
>>330236485
only if you bring enough to share, anon
GUYS STOP SHITTING ON MY BED GODDAMN
>>330233743
Alright, I had enough of this shit.
Which one of you faggots keeps cumming on the tiles in the kitchen?
Some poor anon thought it was just some milk and started licking up that shit and said it tasted a bit salty that fucking madman.
>>330236230
>Growing salami and mozzarella
>Baking tomato sauce
>>330236230
Don't be ridiculous, you make dough from flour, which you harvest from flour flowers.
>>330236870
Well why don't I just buy a tomato sauce plant
>>330233743
So which room do we store the lolis in? And did you guys remember to lock the door I don't want a repeat of what happened in the /v/ game development studio
>>330236667
but it's the designated shitting bed bro
>>330237000
>room
It's more like a hole in the basement
>>330236991
Fucking normalfags. Ruining my /v/ mansion.
>sitting in the mansion
>this grill goes into your room
>>330236485
>>330237175
Shit, man. Thanks
>>330237175
>The mansion
>Girls
pick one and only one.Traps are allowed
>>330237175
>stuff cheetos in socks
>pull my fat sweaty tiny dick out
>shove it in her face
>>330237720
Quit being a faggot
>>330238528
Traps aren't gay.
>>330234216
>You guys have a Wii U here?
>>330238774
If it has a penis it's gay
>but it's a feminine penis
No a penis is a penis
>ib4 Henry
>>330239781
It's not gay bro
Reminder that the 90" in the foyer is for twitter feeds ONLY. Please refrain from misusing it.
>>330233743
>implying I would live with any of you faggots
>>330240960
SPLAT
>>330233743
> tfw in '07 I genuinely actually thought I will move into a /v/ mansion with bunch of bros, thanks to upcoming economic golden age and so many smart guys being on this site, which one of them bound to become a billionaire and make it happen, I can't believe you are all as fucking dumb as me
>>330240960
Please don't say thats your ejaculate
>>330237175
never understood idiots who want to fuck chinese
might as well fuck a dying pig,same thing
>>330241273
t. tojo
Ah ah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>330233743
I wish I could afford such a luxubriant manor to reside within. Sigh.
>>330241538
This is probably surprisingly accurate.The girl is a cross dresser
When is /v/ island or pirate ship coming back? Those were fun as hell.
>>330241538
But they are acting like kids.
>>330241538
but they have fun?
