Fuck you, Kirby. I just want to grow my apples in peace, but no, you gotta waddle your fat, pink gelatinous ass into my forest every single god damn time just to fuck with me and make me feel like shit because you're not rooted into the ground and forced to defend yourself. I'm just a goddamn tree. What the fuck did trees ever do to you to deserve such a cruel fate? Trees provide shade on hot, sunny days, and they freshen the air that you breathe. They also house numerous woodland creatures in need of a place to call home. Why the fuck can't you just let me live my life? Is it too hard to just walk past me and carry on with your adventure without resorting to violent means? Fucking cunt. You're really barking up the wrong tree here. I hope you get a nasty splinter one of these days, you little cockmunching faggotmeister.
>>330201696
I like you.
I liked his Kirby 64 fight.
>>330201696
>>330204138
Don't.
capped
>>330201696
no you stupid fuck the tree is corrupted so kirby has to slap his shit into place everytime he rolls on past
>>330201696
ow the edge
>post yfw whispy woods becomes playable in smash 5
>>330201696
Mild kek
>>330203317
Sounds like you're a faggot
>>330204284
You have to be 18+ to post here. Holy fuck, is this 9gag?
Good OP ruined by shit thread
Seriously, this fucker can't even move. That must mean Kirby goes out of his fucking way to visit this tree just to beat it up.
>the sun and moon are fighting
Welp, look at the time! Let's kick Whispy Woods' teeth in!
>a giant beanstalk appeared
Sup, Whispy Woods!
>robots have invaded
Hey Whispy!
>>330201696
Whispy is made for bullying.
>>330205172
Jeez. I never realized just how much of a fucking asshole Kirby is.
>waddle dees are peaceful, harmless creatures
main enemies of most games
>King Dee Dee Dee is just some floating fat fuck who wants to rule over nothingness, his grand evil plan? Nothing as well.
Time to beat his ass!
>Woody is literally a fucking tree who can't move
But of course. Kirby is a sadistic son of a bitch
Kracko is so much better it's embarrassing. I mean Jesus Christ, at least Kraid gets to be ten times Ridley's size and shit.
>>330207284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkUBmBm8OY
>>330209138
Classic.
Why is Kirby such a nigger?
>>330201696
Are you fucking ready for robo whispy?
>>330207284
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQGOLaBlxQ
Whispy can walk you nub
>>330210287
>Whispy is FUCKING PISSED
