Why does Dante fuck his mom?
>>330106491
LIGHHHTT
>>330106491
He's a Reifag
>>330106491
>you will never be smothered by the warm embrace of the Nightmare
Why live?
>>330106491
with a "mother" like that who can blame him
They're both demons, it's allowed. Magic incest is definitely a demon thing.
>>330106491
Because Trish is best girl
>>330106491
>demon that is intentionally supposed to look like his mother to bait him /= mother
otherwise, you sure baited me son.
She's neither his mom nor are they fucking.
What's the point of this thread?
>>330108539
Ladyfags in denial yet again.
>>330108539
ladyfags everyone
>>330106539
>LIIiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiight!
>>330106491
Thanks for the fucking spoilers you retard.
Sfm model when?
>>330108632
>>330108707
What?
Are some autistic fanfic shipperfags? He hasn't fucked anyone.
What's that thing about how all boys hate their mom but they are secretly looking for a girl who is like their mother?
>>330108905
>hate their mom
Wrong, you should be able to remember this Jocasta. HE WAS YOUR SON
>>330108897
ladyfags still at it. sad
>>330108905
>What's that thing about how all boys hate their mom but they are secretly looking for a girl who is like their mother?
It's the same for girl and their fathers. But that can only be true if they look up to and respect said parent.
I for example do not want a girl anything like my mom.
>>330109008
Well yeah same here, but who knows you might go searching without realizing.
>>330108632
>>330108707
Dante isn't sexually attracted to either Trish or Lady. How could something this obvious slip by you?
>>330109008
>tfw my mother was pretty much my father first love and all this other stuff
>she's a sweet and kind and sometimes too much motherly
no wonder i want grill like here.
>>330109106
because shippers literally(!) have autism.
>>330109106
Dante is Cuhrazysexual.
I thought everyone knew this.
>>330106491
mommy issues.
>>330109075
>but who knows you might go searching without realizing.
I guess that's why the 3 women I dated the longest (including my current on) were exact opposite to what my mom is like, while the ones I dumped instantly were like my mom.
>>330108905
sigmund freud is that you?
>>330109221
only thing youve dated was your hand
>>330109221
you just in denial.
>>330109295
No, I'm Mozart, Sigmund is in the other room.
>>330109221
So how is your mother?
>>330106491
Dante is AroAce
Obviously not where in any of the games. there's a reason why both bayo and dante are written like that.
>>330109106
Well there was that sexual tension right after Lady's boss fight.
>>330109658
Anon pls, he's in love with Rebellion. Think about all the times he's had Rebellion inside of him. Way more proof there than loving a woman.
>>330109658
Dante is also much younger in 3 so probs give it a pass
>>330108905
I don't hate my mother at all, but finding a girl like her would be pretty great, since my mother is a fucking saint.
>>330109738
Twice with Rebellion and once with Alastor.
I thought Ebony & Ivory was given to him by a lady who died?
"For Tony Redgrave"
>>330109925
its intentionally ambiguous if Tony Redgrave was an actual person whose name and arms Dante took upon his death, or if it was only ever just a pseudonym Dante adopted in his late teen years
>>330109912
What a slut. No wonder he's shirtless so often.
Dude, have you seen her?
>>330109925
>While Devil May Cry was still in development as a Resident Evil game, the main protagonist was to be named "Tony", but his name was later changed to Dante.
Megaman: I should have been then one to stop Dr. Wahwee... I should have been the one to save Dr. LiiiigghhgGHhhtt!
THIS CAN'T BE NO
what am I fighting foooouuuuRRGGRGGHGHG
He's an eva pilot.
>>330108739
Can confirm that's pretty accurate.
>>330109912
Force Edge, too.
You don't?
>>330108905
My mom is prude although a tad crass. She's alsoan actual MILF, I had a weird guy at work ask me if she was single onceand she's also quitethickand short.
I like a girl who's down to get dirty. I also like girls who arethickbut I'm not much of aMILFlover as I prefer younger looking girls, I enjoy rounder, softer features. So I think your hypothesis is unfounded and has little relation to me or my sexual preferences.
>>330113132
Oh I also fucking love short girls. I'm not against taller girls at all but I fucking love it when a girl is only 5' but rocking Cs or Ds.
>>330113223
>>330113132
Short girls have shit legs.
>>330113268
They skip leg day constantly
>>330108539
>they're not fucking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgVJsWapdjA&list=PLA225E25C69EE9BC5&index=65
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KHjgLGTGU&index=66&list=PLA225E25C69EE9BC5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaF0oSmEZw&list=PLA225E25C69EE9BC5&index=67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9hUq2NKXzc&list=PLA225E25C69EE9BC5&index=68
>>330113405
Vergil does the fucking becauseBIGGER DICKwhile Dante eats pizza, he's pure.
>>330109925
Yeah. She was basically like a surrogate mother to him, but got killed by demons just like his real mom. In that same story two other chicks he got close to were killed by demons as well.
Dante doesn't want to seal the deal with Lady or Trish because he has a complex about love leading to death.
>>330106491
>implying Dante isn't a gay NEET who deals with two women who force him to work and earn a paycheck
>>330113268
this man knows what's up
also
>not ensuring your son will be at least 6'
>>330110120
Bayonetta suggests that Tony was a play off of Luka's father, Antonio Redgrave, and that Dante took up his name after his death because he was a pretty well respected guy in supernatural circles.
>>330110120
Tony Redgrave was an alias made up by Dante's mother, who passed off both him and Vergil as being the same kid in order to throw off the Demons.
