It is what it is
*snort*
It dropped my input
What did he mean by this?
THIS IS STOOPID *snort* *burp* IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE HuHAH
>>329909302
The most obtuse guy I know of that is, to a degree, successful on youtube.
Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot. He uploads all his gameplay to YouTube and doesn’t hide any of it, people pick out the parts where he gets stuck or frustrated and shit on him.
Actually give him a chance:
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s
His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI
His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk
His 1886 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw
His Evolve review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s
Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s
Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds
Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646
His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he comes second.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
......
WHHHHHHHUT?
>>329909820
Nice image but
Reminder that DSP is a fucking leech and a moron and idiots on /v/ have been brainwashed by other idiots on /v/ into believing he's credible.
Stop being a sheep.
How he behaves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1JVb6BMkIQ
Constantly ragequits games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZI7gBH6_VI
His outright failure to do an unboxing video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU
Stopping playthrough because of low views. Constantly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfbqZCQdi0M
Getting exposed by his previously best friends as the piece of shit he is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxuV6fEF4w
Treating his fans like utter shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP-QJZV1yy8
Does poor damage control when made fun of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0ZiQJVzTM
Gives empty disc cases as giveaways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS9CeOb_LKA
Uses Patreon as his hipster welfare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUVf-k6dzo
Filmed himself taking a shower (WHY THE FUCK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvJxiLZYBVQ
Also, as a streamer:
>E-begs constantly
>Runs a private stream chat that's the modern equivalent of Auschwitz
>Constantly puts his games behind a paywall even if he received copies of those for free from fans or Machinima
>Only keeps people in his forums and chat that jerk his dick off. Everyone else he bans for being a "detractor"
>Constant bitching, rushed video game footage
>Pissed off his fans so hard he got banned from his own forums.
>Is in crippling debt
>Missed out on a relative's wedding for day 1 Fallout 4 views
>Is a money-hungry piece of shit.
>Pours bacon grease down his toilet
DSP's M.O.? E-begging. E-begging comes first, and he as a terrible leech comes second. More Lets Players should be like this if they wanna end up in debt, but only DSP has the narcissism to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical pro-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>329910209
kek
>>329909820
You actually believe this? Its been proven time and again he's not acting, he's really that bad and dumb. I've even played him twice in SF4, he wouldn't stop pressing buttons and one round I perfected him.
based god of vee
>>329909929
Absolutely true. This anon speaks the truth.
THe man is awful, and he will never, ever change.
>>329910642
Not that guy but I've seen times where he was obviously acting, like he knew what would happen if he did a certain thing and did it for the sole purpose of DSPing, especially in his dark souls run.
I have no idea which one of the videos though, if someone watched it they can help me.
>>329910897
He reads stream chat and expects shit. Just is too stubborn to react or acts as if he didn't know. He's full of shit.
>>329909820
No one likes this dude anon
>Im assuming your a nobody
>which proves my point, faggot
>>329911067
Who are you quoting?
Does he pretend to be retarded?
>>329911196
With how much debt and shit he's in due to retarded decisions; unlikely.
>>329909929
>Pours bacon grease down his toilet
??????????????????
>>329911196
Yes.
>>329909786
Did you mean "obese"? Because DSP is the most transparent fucker there is
>>329910642
some of it must be acting, otherwise it means the american education system delivers degrees to mentally retarded people, which would be pretty worrying
>>329911196
No, he was dropped on concrete stair upon birth
>>329911196
>>329911364
What is his end game?
Because considering how stupid he "pretends" to be, he must have some machiavellian schemes going on to justify it.
>>329911196
He thought being controversial instead of lovable was a better way of being a famous youtuber.
Such is not the case, and he's suffering because of it.
>>329911562
He's just a narcissistic fat fuck who believes what he does is genius and he has no flaws that can be criticized.
>>329911562
He aims to be the master twitch streamer youtuber e-celeb, the one to rule them all.
>>329909820
>jet black hair
>all that chimp hair on his body
>he's considered white by united statesians
>>329911440
No, and I surmise you are thinking of "obscure" by the context of your and my post.
>>329909302
desu I kinda like saving pro/anti dsp images, shit is fun
>>329911741
>he's a sissy faggot
>>329911867
That one always makes me laugh. You can tell just by the way he words shit, the guy who made that image is an even bigger loser.
>>329911639
yeah, but as it was stated, it is reputedly an act.
>>329911694
how does pretending to be a barely functioning individual help him with those?
To be more clear, I do think that the notion that his mental deficits are merely a fabrication pretty unlikely, even just statistically, so the hypothetical pay-off to that hair raising negative publicity he is getting must be immense.
What I am asking for is basically a tale of high fantasy, to be frank.
>>329909820
what a hairy motherfucker
also your post is autistic
>>329912465
Go be in debt with two mortgages. We'll see your act.
>>329910209
In his defense, that actually is pretty fucking stupid the way the mimic gets him..
>>329912465
>Got two of his best friends to tell just how big of a piece of shit he is
>Still believes it's an act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxuV6fEF4w
Do some fucking research next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtOswQgG_M
>>329912637
>>329912785
>they think I am defending DSP
Did you two even finish reading a single sentence of what I have written?
>>329909302
I'm not sure if his fans or haters are the most autistic
>>329913263
Both have their moments of cringe. But i say his patrons are the worst.
>>329913263
aren't they the same
his haters are former fans
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
He honestly was tolerable when Youtube wasn't his main job.
>>329913592
also before he got a girlfriend. he definitively changed after that
I first heard about him from TIHYDP Dark Souls and now I've found myself watching his videos for the last 2 years. He seems like a somewhat genuine player who doesn't try to put on an image and his jokes are simple and still enjoyable enough to be be watched when relaxed
*snort*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOBUHpm8VsQ
>>329909820
Take your shilling elsewhere.
>>329912785
They're just jealous honestly. Phil was the star of the show and got the biggest cut and Phil was right for once. If you've got something to say then say it, don't keep it bottled up.
Reminds me of my friend who stopped hanging out with me because I would always call the shot on where we would eat out with other friends.
Even though I ask first if my friends want to go, that guy never seems to speak up
Such a stupid reason to end a relationship
REMINDER:
DSP once made a 14 minute unboxing video where he never opened the box.
>>329915767
it looks like being associated with that fat obnoxious manchild would bring constant drama to your life which is why his friends didn't want anything to do with him anymore
>>329916024
What a monster.
>>329912465
>how does pretending to be a barely functioning individual help him with those?
>holy shit how can this guy be so bad at videogames, hey bro look at this vid"
>holy shit lmao bro he's retarded, hey bro 2 check out this video
Then he gets more views than he would if he was an average player.
>>329917738
And he wouldn't get views if he was good?
>>329917929
He would if he was absolutely amazing at videogames or was really charismatic. He's neither, so he resorted to being bad. It worked because now you, me and a lot of people now know him and talk about him.
>>329911358
seriously what the fuck!!!
such a waste he should give it to me
>>329918289
Please tell me there is a non psycho practical reason unbeknownst to me as to why you collect bacon grease
Pls tell me you have a bacon grease powered car
