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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukIX1DrkfqI
>Beeter
OH SHIT
RETAILER EXCLUSIVE DEMOS AHAHAHAHA
>BUYING A CENSORED ARTBOOK
HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY FLIPPED TO ONE OF THE CENSORED PAGES
who fucking play this shit
I'm unfathomably disappointed.
How censored will FE Revelations be? Or Bravely Second?
Nintendo couldn't even be assed to record new VAs for #FE
SNES Roms are only on N3DS
Nintendo keeps sucking more and more ass.
>Artbook
TITS OR GTFO
>>329600716
faggot
The Official Art Book
OFFICIAL CENSORED ARTBOOK
AND DIS
those hands...
CENSORED ARTBOOK
AHAHAHAAHAHAH
FUCKING ARTBOOK THEY'RE ACTUALLY SHOWING IT OFF
Fuck me, that's a good book
CENSORED ARTBOOK
EVEN DISNEYS FROZEN
>>329600658
Sticker Star 2 on Wii U.
It's called Paper Mario Color Splash, but it's basically an ARPG Sticker Star.
>The official CENSORED album
top jjej
DLC
CODE
PRE-ORDER
SEASON PASS
AMIIBO
REAL WORLD DOLLARS
THANKS BILL
>>329600649
Never because Melee is an unbalanced mess, despite having fun mechanics.
So has there been any evidence so far that this was censored?
That's it, im getting out of vidya after july
COLLECTORS EDITION
>>329600735
>complains about the game
>still intends to play it
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
RYTHM HEAVEN
that whole cat-mancer class, Bill fucking knows
if Fed Force has shotgun weapon or ridley robot, next 2D Metroid will be shit
>>329600716
cocksucker
>the official artbook
>so you can see how the game was supposed to look before we removed all of it.
>THE OFFICIALCENSOREDHANDBOOK
>catmancer
>not nekomancer
>>329600781
That's how you fucking say her name.
>HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
>HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
>HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
>HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
HE DARE SHOWCASING THE CENSORED ARTBOOK
what was the name of the free2play title? my stream lagged
thread is moving so fast no one will notice my waifu is a pony
AND THIS
>censored artbook
>>329600054
>>329600779
Sticker Star 2
>AHN-YEZ
CENSORED ARTBOOK
CENSORED ARTBOOK
CENSORED ARTBOOK
>soft cover
>gunvolt 2
Noic.
BRAVELY CENSORED SHILLHOUSE
HOLY KEK
NINTENDO IS DOA
THEY DESERVE TO BURN
fuck yeah dude dragon quest
SHOVEL KNIGHT AMIIBO
DQ7
FUCKIN
SAVVVVVVEEEEEEDDDDDD
Yeah thanks
>>329600867
>not pussymancer
MORE REMAKES
>that artbook
FUCK I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT CENSORSHIP BUT ARTBOOKS MAKE MY DICK TINGLE.
DRAGON QUEST YESS
DRAGON QUEST 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JK only queers care about this game
>another massive RPG
SMT FINAL
>nope, dragon quest
>Dragonquest
Who cares?
REMAKE
E
M
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K
E
>DQ
finally something good
>retranslated
more censorship?
Accents confirmed in DQVII
>40 different leaks on /v/
>one of them is right
>hahaha I knew it, fuck off nonbelievers
Every time
why are his hands so red
>essentially "a brand new game"
Prince Kiefer Sutherland
>More 3DShit
And you wonder why Wii U is ded
FRAGMENTS OF THE CUT CONTENT
>NO PUZZLE CAVE AT THE START OF THE GAME
I literally don't feel anything anymore.
This shit is schadenfreude right now.
I'M GONNA BUY THE ARTBOOK, CRY MORE, RETARDS!
>>329600649
You would complain that HD "Ruins the feel of the game"
M-M-Metroid Prime: F-F-Federation F-Force when?
>RETRANSLATED DQ
Hooray for DQVII
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS SMT???
>RETRANSLATED
UH OH
SPAGHETTI-OHS
COMPLETELY FUCKING CHANGED
THANKS FUCKING NINTEOD FUCK FUCK YO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>yfw sticker star 2
I saw an image of the removed Tomahawk class in the artbook in the direct.
I miss it.
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>>329599617
And yet the homebrew scene has had SNES emulation on both the old and new 3DS for like a year+ now. The fact Nintendo is behind the ball on this shows how numb and inept they are. I guess slow and stupid is better than nothing.Maybe
>KIEFER
HAYTER BTFO
>HAYTER BTFO
HAYTER BTFO
>HAYTER BTFO
HAYTER BTFO
>HAYTER BTFO
HAYTER BTFO
>HAYTER BTFO
>Releasing a game on Tax Day
I Shiggy Diggy.
>>329600915
They censored the artbook as well bud
not a joke
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They're rubbing in the censorship
THE LEAK WAS REAL!
>>329600770
We can never be friends, anon.
>People in twitch chat booing DQ7 and begging for mother 3
Dude. Mother 3 was shit. What the fuck are these nintendobabies doing?
AHHHHHHH ACCENTS AGAIN? WHY IS THIS STILL THING
so when is zelda wii u
>yfw you didn't fell for the Nintendo meme
TEN MINUTES
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NO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THANKS
>Another massive RPG
Oh boy it's monster hunter!
>Dragon Quest
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>accents
this is why it took so long
PURE RPG MADNESS
holy shit i thought they meant mother 3 and i nearly shit myself
DQ 7
DQ 7
DQ 7
DQ 7
>>329600863
Except you can't :^)
The guy on the euro stream is making me uncomfortable.
Stop pausing so awkwardly you faggot
DRAGON QUEST IS NOT GOOD
TORIYAMA IS A HACK
FUCK YOU SHEEP
Direct has been shit so far
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
who the fuck wants DQ VII? Give me DQ VIII already. I know you have it Squenix, why the fuck not skip VII and just translate VIII?
>travel to the past to save the present
uh, the present seemed safe enough
Did I just see kagura from gintama
>>329600694
ive been playing a lot of Snes on a 3ds Xl and theyre fine, stop your autism.
MONSTER HUNTER
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Nintendo gutted the prologue of Bravely Second to shill as the fucking DEMO. my god, what dicks,
>>329596783
OH FUCK
MONSTER HUNTER HOLY FUCK
>>329600872
Lost reavers. It's f2p
PURE RPG GOODNESS
>Gunvolt 2 Europe Summer
Shieeeeeeet, that's much better than expected.
MONSTER HUNTER GEN!!!!
MONSTER HUNTER
MONSTER HUNTER...
GENERATIONS??
>STILL NO FUCKING RELEASE DATE FOR DRAGON QUEST VII REMAKE
FUCK.
YOU.
OH SHIT
>completely retranslated
OH BOY! FRESH NEW MEMES!
nintendo finally going full sellout mode
i can't take this shit
MH GENERATIONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH FUCK YES MON HUN
MHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHXMHX
NINTENDO WAS A MISTAKE ITS NOTHING BUT TRASH
>NINTENDO WAS A MISTAKE ITS NOTHING BUT TRASH
>NINTENDO WAS A MISTAKE ITS NOTHING BUT TRASH
>>329600779
The exploration looks fun, looks TTYD style, just the combat is card stuff.
MONHUN YESSSS!
>>329600669
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>>329600671
>>329600724
>>329600726
I love this ebin "reee censorship" maymay
MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS IM FUCKING CUMMING
SAVED
MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSS
Dragon Quest VII
FUCK YEAH
MHX!
Finally a new IP
>Not actual gameplay
>>329600993
here you go fgt
RIP IVATA
Euro stream talking about eShop games now. We already had the season pass shit at the beginning.
Why are the presentations so out of synch?
Why do people still care about 3DS trash?
NEVER EVER
MONSTER
FUCKING
HUNTER
>NOT ACTUAL GAME PLAY
>auster
>ruff
FUCK YOU
>>329600915
They censored the artbook too.
>no release date
>>329601031
thanks kind anon
>it's just fucking cross
What a piece of shit direct.
MONSTER HUNTER X
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
OH FUCK MHX
THAT'S ALL I NEED TO HEAR. TIME TO CLOSE THE STREAM.
>>329599128
that's not much better, if at all
MONSTAH HUNTAH
>MHX
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER SHIT ANYMORE
>NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY >NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY >NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
M O N H U N
>no rhythm heaven
looks like I might need to kill myself soon
M O N S T E R H U N T E R
MONHAN LOLO MONHAN!!
>MonHun fags getting stuff again
>>329600993
YOU HAPPY NOW? IMPATIENT FAGGOT.
>>329601075
What new IP?
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
PRINCE KIEFER
>PRINCE KIEFER
MONSTER HUNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OKAY NINTENDO, TRY TO MAKE ME BUY MONSTER HUNTER NOW!
>more autism hunter
>>329600716
IT'S JUST X,
FUCK THIS
this direct is garbage
>MH
X CONFIRMED
JOIN TWITCH SO WE CAN CHAT
TWITCHTV/SCHEIST
>NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
>>329600961
>seriously pretending snes emulation on o3ds isn't complete shit
HUNTERS UNITE UP!!!
LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
>ten minutes left
WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE SMOKING
Yes, the only reason I watched this thing is here
MONHUN YESSSSSSs
WII U IS DEAD
D E A D
E
A
D
JESUS WHO THE FUCK EVEN C
>>329601037
>No MHXG
lmaooooo
>Literally all weab shit
M O N S T A
O
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T
A
H U N T A
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T
A
MONHUN HOLY NIGGER
COMPLETELY RETRANSLATED
>MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS
WE DID IT
this music is a rip off of fucking superman.
Wow cool I already played it though.
LE MONSTER HUNTER
They've milked 3 of those fuckers on the 3ds isn't it enough?
>>329600915
It's also censored, bro.
>>329601064
I love the defending censhorship meme.
>Monster Hunter on portables again
>not just playing the Online PC version
That english pathh cant come soon enough.
BUY NOW TO RECEIVE THE OFFICIAL CENSORED ARTBOOK SHOWING OFF ALL THE THINGS THAT WERE ORIGINALLY IN THE GAME BEFORE WE REMOVED THEM
>>329601112
4U
Subscription is cancer. Season pass is the new industry standard, I don't like it but you can still do things without paying monthly.
*Not actual gameplay
I couldn't tell
MHX
EXCITE
FUCK YES MON HUN NIGGGGAAAAAHJHHHHHSSSSS
Pretty sure MHX's save file will be compatible with Generations, like FE if and Fates
>COLOSSAL THREAT
>its a fucking dragon that shoots bubbles
MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS
TOO BAD I FUCKING PLAYED IT ALREADY CRAPCOM
>debut trailer
>not actual gameplay
>CG opening every person with an internet connection saw over a year ago
What is the fucking point.
WHERE THE FUCK IS POKEMON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh look monhun the game that only a cuckold would glady pay for 10 times
CENSOR THIS
>YEAR OLD TRAILER
>>329600971Bronerd
>MHX
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>329600558
It looks nothing like sticker star, stop being a faggot cuz it's not like the original.
>MONSTER HUNTER
They'll drop a bomb right at the end
mark my words faggots
CENSOR HUNTER GENERATIONS
>>329601123
don't have my hopes up but there is still time
>>329601110
It's not even a good game, it has far less content than any other fucking MonHun. Anybody with a brain already hacked their 3DS and played the translation.
>>329601135
Monster Hunter Ganerashons
>>329601064
>it's okay to censor art
ok goyim
>>329601175
What a fucking ugly font.
>>329600961
Except it doesn't work properly.
>>329601153
SNES emulation is fine. What game are you playing?
HORNS
Monster Hunter: trash returns
>>329600978
you mother was shit, fuck off
>>329600915
Why would you want it?
An artbook is for collectors, what collector wants an incomplete book?
I just want another home system Monster Hunter.
Fucking 3DS gets enough.
>tfw you want to like MH but can't get into it
help me
>>329599617
shitty half-broken low-accuracy emulation
TWENTY REAL WORLD DOLLARS
WHEN'S SMT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAT FAT MARTH THO
>>329601208
You already got Pokken
Monter Hunter shit
MONSTER HUNTER
>another MH
meh
>leak was real
>>329601237
ebin
Oh boy, more Fire Emblem.
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT SERIES ANYMORE
IT'S SLOW
IT DOESN'T HAVE A LOCK ON
HASN'T EVOLVED SINCE OVER TEN YEARS
KILL YOURSELVES MHFAGS
Just the tip
MORE JAP SHIT
NX Conference confirmed for May 5th in the UK Stream
>>329601112
>>329601195
Sorry I quoted wrong
FAT FUCK MARTH
>>329601240
thats like the standard dq text
HYPED
>debut trailer
>it's the opening cinematic with pieces actually cut out
it's time for me to kill myself
That Marth is creepy looking.
>>329601175
that is hard to read
Where's my fucking WiiU games?I liked Paper Mario
FAT MARTH
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>male marth
WHERE IS FIRE EMBLEM EU YOU FUCKS
Marth is a fucking slut, he's getting everywhere.
STARRING MARTH FROM FIRE EMBLEM SERIES
>>329601239
Video games are not art.
>Marth with Awakening Shield
Wat
FAT MARTH
>>329601269
Same it just did nothing for me.
>ANIME SWORDSMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EVEN IN MH YOURE NOT SAFE
>great reason to get hyped
He did not just fucking say that. There is NO reason to get hyped about anything ever.
MPFF
P
F
F
Check out these cry babies.
>fat marth
HERE WE GO
Oh boy. Marth is Monster Hunter! My dream come true.
>5 min long eShop trailer
Sigh
>SOME
FED FORCE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>329601141
19.99 DOLLARYDOOS
>Marth Emblem armor
No thx
HERE WE GO
get hype for the next one
FEDERATION FORCE DAMAGE CONTROL
Did I actually see Medli?
>LEFT FANS WITH SOME QUESTIONS
>super meat boy on 3ds
Huh, since when?
I AM ASTROFUCKINGNOMINAL OUTRAGED
FUCKCHFSFBFGICLCJFKAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE IS CANON
Fire emblem in smash, fire emblem in atlus rpg, fire emblem in fucking monster hunter
what the fuck, how did this franchise get so popular?
>Federation Force damage control
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>329601269
>>329601269
This but I might check out MHX.
>chubby Marth
OH FUCK
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
Here it comes. Try as you might you can't un fuck this decision.
HELP YOU UNDERSTAND
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
HELP ME UNDERSTAND
damage control soccer
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>329601269
accept it
not all games are for everyone
TIME FOR DAMAGE CONTROL
AHAHAHAHAHA
You WILL UNDERSTAND
>integral part of the metroid universe
HERE IT COMES
HA!! METROID!
>left players with some questions
YEAH
QUESTIONS
MHX?
MARTH HUNTER
HERE COMES THE DAMAGE CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOD DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION
Super Meat Boy coming to Wii U!!!!
PLEASE UNDERSTAND METROID PRIME FEDERATION
>>329601309
sorry you have such shit taste
>>329601238
That's like saying MHFU was a new IP.
>MHX
Literally all I wanted.
Goodbye.
>FEDERATION FORCE
Oh boy
FEDERATION FORCE DEFENSE FORCE
>>329601216
FEDERATION FORCE
HERE WE GO
>INTEGRAL PART OF THE METROID PRIME UNIVERSE
SHIT'S CANON, SUCK IT
fuck leaks and fuck you nintendo
>>329601204
>it's an ice Elephannt
>>329601269
same tbqh
>MARTH
>FEDERATION FORCE
DAMAGE CONTROL STARTING NOW
NARTG
PLEASE UNDERSTAND METROID
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND METROID
LET ME EXPLAIN
I WANT MORE WII U GAMES
KILL HIM WITH FIRE
GIVE US REAL METROID
OH NO
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>329596783
>FE DLC
>In MHG
It's fucking time
FEDERATION FORCE CONFIRMED FOR NOT VAPORWARE
UNDERSTAND
>LEFT US WITH SOME QUESTIONS
THEY KNOW ITS SHIT
DAMAGE CONTROLL
>Metroid
FEDERATION FORCE
GTFO TANABE YOU COCKSUCKER
HAHAHAHAHA
METROID PRIME FF LOOKS FUCKING SHIT STILL
OH WELL
Oh this is gonna be fun.
HERE IS SOME DAMAGE CONTROL
>left fans with some questions
that's quite the understatement
Oh shit guys.
I understand Japanese!
P-PLEASE LIKE FEDERATION FORCE
METRIOD
Tsunami says you're all fucks
>"THIS IS WHY MY GAME IS NOT SHIT"
>To help you understand Federation Force
So fuck the audience. TOO DEEP FOR YOU
>>329601289
This
DAMAGE CONTROL
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Damage control incoming. I have to mute the stream, I can't handle this.
>Help you understand
GTFO, can't defend this garbage
prepare for asspain
FEDERATION FORCE! YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!
HERE COMES THE /v/ BUTTHURT
METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE IS CANON
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCK YOU
>Wait let us explain this game
That's always a good start.
>left some people with """"""""""""questions"""""""""""""
LMAO
THEY KNOW IT SUCKS
METROIDFAGS BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
>federation force
Here we go!!!!!!
>integral part of the metroid universe
>integral part
>integral
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
FEDERATION FORCE
>>329601341
That's the Fire Emblem
>DEEPLY LOVE
THEY GOT HIM TO DAMAGE CONTROL HOLY SHIT
GET FUCKED FUCKERS!
METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE IS HERE TO STAY!!!!
FEDERATION FORCE DEFENCE FORCE IS HERE
METROIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>new Metroid Prime on 3DS
>GREAT PASSION AND EFFORT
>Monster Hunter Generations is just Cross
>No G version
>No nothing
HAHAHAHA
REMAINING MINUTES SPENT APOLOGIZING AND BACKPEDALING FOR FUCKING FEDERATION FORCE
SHITTIEST FUCKING DIRECT
>MHX
IT PROBABLY WON'T EVEN HAVE G RANK, NOT EVEN FOR WII U HAHAHA
DLC
CODE
PRE-ORDER
SEASON PASS
AMIIBO
REAL WORLD DOLLARS
PRE TRIAL
18 DIGIT EMAIL CODE
48 HOUR LIMITED OFFERS
Going back to /g/.
video game industry is fucked.
>DEEPLY LOVE
DAMAGE
CONTROL
DAMAGE
CONTROL
>Force Fed
>METROID PRIME: CONFEDERATION FORCES
30 MINUTES IN
AAAAAAAAA
Why does Nintendo have such a boner for Marth
Ike is better, Chrom is better, Roy is better, even Robin is better
So the shitty Metroid game is OUR fault now?
>its cancelled they said
BTFO
>6 years in development
HELP ME UNDERSTAND KENSUKE
where the fuck is Joker 3?
I have never seen this Marth character in Fates or Awakening??
SEVEN
YEARS
>literally have to dedicate a section of the direct to damage control
L M A O
Why do Monster Hunter fags keep coming back?
Isnt it just the same shit every game?
Also did it not sell well on Wii U?
>>329601319
Do it
>he's here to make us understand
Time for damage control.
That guy looks like he is holding the biggest shit of his life time
METROID SHIT
METROID SHIT
METROID SHIT
HERE IT COMES
GET THE GUN READY
F U C K I N G
FEDERATION
FORCE
wiiu anyone? ANYONE?
>>329596783
>nintendo sticky
Why is it always kiddie shit that have fucking stickies?
Oh god that damage control
>B-BUT IT WILL BE G-GREAT GUYS NEW METROID HAHA C'MON
>this lisp
>Attempting to salvage Federation Force
Please Nintendo stop.
FATES FUCKING FINALLY
>>329601142
BUT IS FUN!Well, not so much for me now because i lost my last batch of friends.
>autismos in the chat screaming "DONT TALK ABOUT THIS METROID"
get mad
I wish Fire Emblem was never created
>A SERIES WE DEEPLY LOVE
L O L
>>329596783
>All this 3DS shit
Why did I even buy a Wii U?
>>329601356
X is legitimately trash. I've played it for months already and it's nothing but a disappointment in almost every regard.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS LOOKS FUCKING AWFUL AND THIS DAMAGE CONTROL IS HILARIOUS
It's cool they are still releasing NDS games!
>INTEGRAL PART
>>329601335
If they don't announce it I will probably start throwing shit all over the house.
>you WILL understandu
>YOU WILL BUY THIS SHOVELWARE
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA SHIT FORCE!!!
>developing since 2009
Metroid is dead
TEDERATION FORCE PFFFT
Poor next level games doesn't deserve this shit ;_;
>INDIES WHICH ARE ON PC
NINTENDO FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>help you understand
How more condescending can you be?
monhun generations = monhun x?
METROID FANS BTFO
ENJOY YOUR SHOVELSHIT
>7 FUCKING YEARS
>>329600000
get certified nice
Fuck off metroid shovelware
>7 Years in development
>7 years of development for this
>>329601340
Nice meme, but theycensored the artbook too faggot
>censored emblem fates
MAKE ANOTHER MARIO STRIKERS INSTEAD
PLEASE
Wait, Federation Force is Hunters 2?
DAMAGE CONTROL
They're begging people to like it
It's kinda sad
>It looks like shit because it was a DSi game
fucking lmao
>please understand
Kek
>>329601518
Japan isnt getting a G verison either stupid
federation force?
more likeseems like funderation force
This is fucking pathetic
>>329601502
Not from the first game
>six fucking years for this shitty game
Fire these people.
>showing much better games
COME THE FUCK ON
>>329601552
Honestly, he looks kind of like a monkey.
>>329601530
Because he's the Hero King himself
>development started 2009
DAMAGE CONROL
>Metroid
>It's on 3DS
I don't even anything anymore.
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>329601450
>New Nintendo 3DS
NINTENDO FINNA SELL DEAD SYSTEMS!!!!
7 FUCKING YEARS
THIS SHIT TOOK 7 YEARS TO MAKE!?
>production began in 2009
Wait, so does that mean Metroid Dread became Federation Force?
>>329601430
Too bad Metroid Prime isn't canon.
JESUS CHRIST JUST STOP AND MAKE METROID PRIME 4
This guy is a wanker
>FEDERATION FARCE IS GOOD
>Y-YOU'LL SEE
>>329601585
This
Literally who cares
>new 3DS exclusive
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
PRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMING
PRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMINGPRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMINGPRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMINGPRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMINGPRE-JUDGING INCOMING
>PRE-JUDGING INCOMING
METROID PRIME DAMAGE CONTROL FORCES!!!
>Federation Force
>Developed from 2009
I can't believe people wasted 7 years of their lives for this
>the type of performance fans expect
WE EXPECTED SOMETHING NOT SHIT AND YOU STILL FUCKED IT UP
NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Poor Next Level Games. Niggas gonna get thrown under the bus for this game when they really don't deserve it.
>federation force has been in development for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS
>Japanese Ray Romano
>MH Generations
Dude, sweet.
nobody will notice that I'm actually gay
FUCKING FEDERATION FORCE!
HA, is Federation Force N3DS exclusive?
>Everyone still made about Federeation force
>PLEASE UNDERTAND
>New 3DS exclusive
LMAOOOOO
>>329601313
IT'S ALMOST AS IF NINTENDO IS A JAPANESE COMPANY OR SOMETHING
TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING NINE!?
>failure force was a rejected dsi game
loving every laugh
MORE N3DS EXCLUSIVES
not only is it not vaporware, but it's a new3ds exclusive ::::^^^))))
hahaha
fucking nobody is going to buy MP:F
>>329601356
They have been making the same shitty games for years. It is literally crapcoms dynasty warriors.
anyone else fell bad for this guy
>>329601651
Fuck, I have the same mouse pad
>wanted to do it for over 10 years
jesus christ
>>329601617
yes.
Fates SE on one cart with artbook, poster, May 20th
SCIENCE TEAM IS VAPOR BRAINS
>new 3ds only
LMAO They just want it to die.
p p p p please b b b b buy gemuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>329601617
Yes you dense motherfucker.
>fe fates releasing in may in europe
Why? Are they retranslating it?
It still looks like a DS game.
>>329601671
whats wrong with it being on the 3ds?
O3DS SHITTERS BTFO
>it's a literal DSi game
it just gets worse.....
NOBODY CARES THAT SAMUS ISN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER.
PEOPLE CARE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CHIBI SHIT.
>7 YEARS OF RESOURCES FOR THIS
>STILL NO NEW F-ZERO
FUCK NINTENDO
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED MHX
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED MHX
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED MHX
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED MHX
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED MHX
Fire emblem 9th June fuck you
>I've waited to shit all over Metroid for 10 years.
It's always the audience's fault with Nintendo, isn't it?
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
FEDERATION FORCE
>>329601530
>Chrom is better, Roy is better, even Robin is better
nice fucking bait
>THAT FUCKING SAMUS DESIGN
YOU JUST NEED TO UNDERUSTANDU
SPACE MAGIC
>>329600978
die
>working on THIS shit since 2009
holy shit
Federation force just looks so fucking terrible...
7 Y E A R S
Y
E
A
R
S
>That awful chibi artstyle
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET SHIT ON METSHIT FANS
B T F O
T
F
O
SAMUS!
Fuck all you guys.
Fed Force looks cool.
>>329601547
>Pokemon image
>complains about every game being the same
My sides
NEW NINTENDO 3DS EXCLUSIVE FOR A SHIT GAME
YOU DONT PLAY AS SAMUS
I really don't care about this shit...
Metroid 4Swords
>ALL THIS DAMAGE CONTROL
Never played the Prime series, and would love to get into Metroid onto the Wii U. Guess not
>A MAGE
>A MAGE
>A MAGE
>A MAGE
>A MAGE
>A MAGE
D e e R F o r c E
this looks like shit
>may 20th fpr eu
Pfff
>HOLY TRINITY IN METROID
I REPEAT
>HOLY TRINITY IN METROID
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>SEVEN YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>samus isnt the main character
>literally Evolve 3ds
JUST
FUCK
MY
METROID PRIME
UP
FEDERATION
FORCE
It's not even that you don't play as Samus, it's the art direction and how fucking awful it looks.
>Federation force is a DSi pseudo-rpg
disgusting
DRAGON QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST HYPE
>DLC
>season passes
>preorder bonuses
At least we're getting some new Mario Maker stuff.
Why is the visual design so horrible. They look like saturday morning cartoons.
>>329601775
hey that's my gf what the fuck
FUCK, this game would actually be fucking amazing if the art style weren't chibi shit and if it were on consoles.
It looks really good.
You are all just a bunch of autists
Meanwhile, I've been playing SNES games on my 3ds for several years now using the emulator on SuperCard DSTwo (works well since it has a built-in co-processor).
It also goes GBA and the older stuff (NES, GB, etc.) AND every DS game. And I just learned there's a new version of it.
>new 3ds exclusive
welp there goes any chance i had of playing it.
>>329601720
*Mad
>Metroid game
>Shit graphic
>No samus
>Not even a fps that you can jump in
>may 20th
Is this for real?
I'm done.
>WE WANT THE DESTINY AUDIENCE
inb4 memes
This does't look awful.
>>329601587
>I've played it for months
>it's trash tho ;)
ok
FIVE MINUTES
I
V
E
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
AND IF YOU TAKE MIXED POWERUPS YOU BECOME MEDIOCRE!!!!
>>329601768
Jap online is really brutal, I'm kicked from every room.
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BORING
It looks kinda fun.
Fight me.
>>329601838
SEVEN YEARS HAND DRAWN
I was never upset because Samus wasn't in it, I was upset that it looks and plays like a phone game.
DAMAGE CONTROL
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO METROID DREAD
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO METROID DREAD
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO METROID DREAD
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO METROID DREAD
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>METROID PRIME RPG
>CHOOSE YOUR CLASS
HATERS BTFO!
>accents
Dropped
I don't hate it all but I just hate the artstyle.
looks fun, but kinda shit
looks alright
It could be fun but it looks REALLY ugly. Like, Prime Hunters looks better.
>7 YEARS DOING THIS SHIT
Holy fuck nintendo...
>>329601752
Quite possibly.
>lets save that for later
NO I WANT TO KNOW NOW YOU LUNATIC
>seven years for some blurry shit No one wants
AND GAY ACCESS
FUCK YOU NINTENDO, METROID AM KILL
I'm legitimately interested in Federation Force, I just detest the artstyle.
>>329601821
the trilogy is on the wiiu e-shop, dum dum
SAVED 4 ANODDA TIME
NEW GAME NEW GAME
YOU HAPPY?
>this guy is going to get remember for this
SPACE PARROTS
>>329601758
It'll be shorter, look shit and have a shitty control scheme.
>I would love to JUSTIFY WHY THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME EXISTS
>BUT LETS SAVE THAT FOR LATER
>THIS GAME ABSOLUTELY BELONGS IN THE METROID UNIVERSE
AAAAAAAAAA
That voice
>I PROMISE
WE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!!!!!
SAMUS ERIN
>"Federation Force is absolutely a game that belongs in the Metroid universe."
DAMAGE CONTROL
>Samus Aaron
ABSOLUTELY BELONGS
ABSOLUTELY BELONGS
ABSOLUTELY BELONGS
>>329601901
SAMAS AARON
>Samus Aaron
THIS SUMMER
SAMUS ARIN
>Samus Aaron
um
Federation Force as a game makes sense. You're all just salty at the lack of mainline games.
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
FEDERATION FORCE IS GOING TO SELL LIKE 2k COPIES
>RIP METROID NINTENDO WILL KILL YOU OFF NOW
>>329601885
so metroid prime?
BLACK VOICE
>>329601773
>>329601749
>>329601731
>>329601723
>>329601719
>>329601809
>>329601862
Japanese Direct confirmed you can play it on o3DS with a circle pad pro
>THAT ABSOLUTELY BELONGS IN THE METROID UNIVERSE
>Metroid Prime: Republic Commando
i could get behind this
FIVE TIMES LA
>SAMUS AARON
Holy shit who is the audience for this garbage?
So basically Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer: Metroid Version?
They totally don't understand why people hate this game.
>>329601830
>we're getting an uncucked non-treehouse version
Feels good to be honest.
>It beliong in the serie I promise
>please take a look ;_;
>I'd like to tell you why the game looks like garbage and why we have a tacked on mini game
>But nah
>>329601917
>It could be fun but it looks REALLY ugly. Like, Prime Hunters looks better.
It was literally a DSi game.
This fucking voice lmao
Imagine having spent seven years of your life trying to make a game that absolutely no one wants.
I honestly feel bad.
SAMAS ERIN
What a piece of shit
OH MY GOD WHAT THAT FUCKAM I HEARING
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE SOMEONE WITH A LISP TO DUB SOMEONE?!
Yo he just dodged all the real questions. Can't explain any of the garbage about this game because it is trash.
AH YES, THE FIRST THING I THINK WHEN METROID COMES TO MIND IS MINDLESS CO-OP SHIT THAT PASSES AS MULTIPLAYER THESE DAYS
We Gundam now
>literally miis
L M A O
>>329601964
AARON
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
huge damage control
new kirbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>THE GALAXY IS NOT PEACE
FUCK YOU
>>329601960
ITS CANNON
ITS FUCKING OVER SELL YOUR WII U PEOPLE
THEY'RE WASTING MORE THAN 5 MINUTES ON THIS SHIT?
9 YEARS OF FUNDING FOR THIS SHIT
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
So no more WiiU eh?
IT'S LIKE THEY CAN'T STOP NAME DROPPING SAMUS' NAME
This game actually looks good
>this damage control
I'M SURE GLAD THE WE HAVE A DEDICATED NINTENDO SHITPOSTING THREAD STICKIED
>mfw o3ds kids will NEVER get to play federation force
METROID IS DEAD
What the fuck did they do to Metroid?
I don't want this fucking deep voice narrator, I want to be alone on an eerie planet with creepy metroids.
>metroid
>chibi
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
this better not be what they end on
New Kirby on jpn
>chibi style
no please, stop Metroid is already dead.
They literally can't say anything about this game because the hate bandwagon is too fucking strong.
>>329601861
Donald Trump doesn't support SuperCard DSTwo
You're an illegal and you will be deported like the others.
See you for Detroit debate later btw.
SAMMIS AARON
>DAT PS1 GRAPHICS
keked
Im absolutely disgusted by this. What a fucking disgrace Nintendo.
>that fucking chibi shit
Metroid is fucking dead
Please, just make it stop
ROB SCHNEIDER IN
NEW KIRBY
>Samus Erin
Who?
Samus Arin.
New kirby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEOcmR2ZprY
So is it basically Nintendo's Borderlands?
>mfw i just bought a Wii U and a New 3ds Xl this christmas...
sho..uld i... sell them already?
why chibis?
it's metroid
>>329601702
it could be worse.
they could have wasted 10 years on Too Human, and then get sued by Epic Games becuase you used their engine without permission, while the game being bad on top.
>>329601862
You can use gateway on 3DS fool.
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP SENPEI
>Metroid ODST
FUCK
just when I thought they couldn't fuck up Metroid even more
JUST
>Please buy this game!
hey nintendo thanks for putting these kiddie looking games in the metroidverse
>>329601979
And it will run like shit lmao as confirmed in this direct
Kirby in jp stream
I feel bad for the guy.
>>329601876
It's completely fucking true. Have fun with the terrible upgrade system, a gimmick just as tedious as guild quests, endless gathering quests, and most styles and hunter moves being completely useless.
fed force 25 cent bin at walmart coming soon
ALIEN SWARM KID VERSION
ALIEN SWAMR FOR KIDS!
This might not have gotten as much hate, if they'd chosen a better introduction than Metroid: Sports
it fucking looks like a ds game
This has a "I might buy it" Status for me now
It looks kinda fun, but not amazing
>this direct
literally warframe
He's right desu this piece of shit does belong in the metroid series, pretty shit series imo
>>329602059
MAGA my friend
They got Chris Christie to narrate?
This game does not belong in the metroid series you piece of shit. Metroid is about Samus, Not a bunch of fucking fodders with no names or personalities. You wasted 10 years of your life on a fucking fan fic. FUCK YOU
This shit could have been gold if it weren't for that fucking awful chibi artstyle.
It just doesn't work with a series like Metroid.
>people actually waited for this piece of shit
doesnt look that bad desu senpai
looks pretty cheesy tho
>implying theres ice on other planets
fucking unrealistic setting with unrealistically proportioned characters
MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS CONFIRMED
NEW FUCKING KIRBY
KIRBY IN A FUCKING MECH
>>329601896
Marcelle a CUTE
>Nintendo fans are so deluded they think this game looks good
COME ON GUYS
this looks like shit
monster hunter generations looks pretty sick
THIS KIRBY
Wait so you aren't even playing as a person in a power suit? It's a big mech?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
THIS
AND
WHY
IS
IT
METROID
>MHX for west
yeee boii
IN A WORLD
>LITERALLY PS1 GRAPHICS
THAT ABSOLUTELY BELONGS IN THE METROID UNIVERSE
I thought this was going to be a sports game or some shit
>NEW KIRBY
THANK YOU JAPAN STREAM
NEW KIRBY OH SHIT NIGGAS
This just shows how awful Nintendo is
They just think their fans are retarded and didn't understand the game
KIRBY MAN X CONFIRMED
looooooool what the fuck is this!!!!!!
JUST MAKE A FUCKING NEW METROID PRIME YOU CUNTS
>trying this hard to make the game sound interesting
i take it back this looks pretty basic and dull
>that fucking peashooter
>Let's save that for another day
So that leak was legitimate right? What else was on it?
>4 minutes left
Nobody wanted this.
NEW KIRBY GAME WITH MECHA KIRBYYYY
NEW KIRBY GAME WITH MECHA KIRBYYYY
NEW KIRBY GAME WITH MECHA KIRBYYYY
NEW KIRBY GAME WITH MECHA KIRBYYYY
NEW KIRBY GAME WITH MECHA KIRBYYYY
>>329602120
fuck biribiri is so fucking cute
Nintendo needs young blood.
>they are ending the direct with this
Goddamn this looks stupid as fuck.
LMAO THAT GAME LOOKS GARBAGE
its fucking over.
>I COULD TELL YOU WHY YOU MUST LIKE THIS GAME BUT ACTUALLY LET'S SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER TIME SO I CAN RAM IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE SLOWLY
>ABSOLUTELY BELONGS
>SEVEN YEARS
>dat Metroid presentation
>7 years
>for a game which looks like a budget priced indie title even for 3DS standsards
>>329602079
Did you seriously buy them anticipating more games? With the NX basically announced?
KIRBY RIDING MECHA ON JP STREAM
>>329601983
that's how I pronounce it, is it wrong?
I think FedForce looks pretty fun
That shit looks awful
>>329602137
Right. It's not like it's lacking level design or Metroid gameplay or anything.
>>329601692
Still looks bland and incredibly slow.
>another fucking 3DS Kirby sidescrolle
>Kirby mech is the big gimmick
Neat
Guys I just got here pls summarize pls I'm beggin you
>>329602174
THIS SUMMER
I DO NOUT UNDERSTANDUUUU
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP
Rip metroid
Looks great fuck the haters.
That was their damage control? Are they insane?
remember me?
just give us metroid other m 2 instead, that would still be better than this shit.
HOW IS THIS GAME MANAGING TO LOOK WORSE THAN HUNTERS
HOW
7 YEARS
>>329602185
So far Federation Force and Mario Maker have been the best things about this direct.
>>329602213
I'm going to die of cancer.
RYTHM HEAVEN
>DS games
who cares
It didn't have to be like this
WHO GREEN LIT THAT METROID GAME
wHO ALLOWED THAT
wHO SAID , YES THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, HOW DID THIS FUCKING GET MADE, HOOWWWW, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>329601886
it does actually
RHYTHM HEAVEN YES
you go big guy
JUST ANNOUNCE ANOTHER PROPER METROID
PEOPLE HATE THIS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD JUST BE A SPIN-OFF
FUCK YEAH RHYTHM HEAVEN
METROID IS DEAD
YOU KILLED IT
GO TO HELL
RYTHM HEAVEN GUYS
AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD
Rhythm Heaveeeen
I wish someone would buy Nintendo, fire everyone and restaff.
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD
>>329602120
>>329602217
I would choke her while explaining my evil plan
MEGAMIX!
anyone got a link to the japanese stream on youtube?
MAY 20TH
YO GIVE ME JAP DIRECT STREAM
lol is this some sort of joke?
WHAAAAAAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>329602120
This
It's not a terrible concept, I just wish it wasn't fucking chibified
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>329602150
>Implying there isn't.
Uhh???
RHYTHM HEAVEN
RHYTHM HEAVEN
POSE FOR THE FANS
BIG GUY
Still don't give a fuck about Federation Forces, Nintendo.
JUST
STOP
RHYTHM HEAVEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Rhythm Heaven
MY DIIIIIIIIIICK
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AWWW SHIT NIGGAAAAAA
YES RHYTHM HEAVEN
WOW YOU GO BIG GUY
Nintendo is fucking done
RHYTHM HEAVEN YES
>>329601123
>>329601234
I TOLD YOU
What the fuck am I gonna do with my Wii U, NINTENDO!?
Rhythm Heaven!
>>329602207
LEAK CONFIRMED FAKE
WE DID IT
RHYTHM HEAVEN
MEGAMIXXXXXX
>rythm heaven
based
a
s
e
d
Isn't this image board 18+?
What's next a Blue's Clues sticky?
>>329602214
speak for yourself
NEW MONHUN BOYS
>Rhythm Heaven
Oh, I guess it was worth it.
>hey we know we fucked up with Federation Force but we spent 7 years on it so pls buy anyway
yisss more rhythm heaven
RHYTM HEAVEN CONFIRMED
>MEGAMIX
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
>all the faggots in the chat asking for Sun and Moon.
KIRBY FUCK YEAH
TICKLED PINK
>TICKLED PINK
>>329602235
Absolutely
KIRBY
M E G A M I X
E
G
A
M
I
X
>all these 3DS game
Wew lad
Tickled pink! I get it!
LET'S MAKE NINTENDO GREAT AGAIN!
ONE
LAST
GAME
THE LEAK PEOPLE
>>329602290
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
most creative game so far
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
TICKLED PINK
>tfw indie metroidvanias are more true to Metroid than what Nintendo's doing these days
WHAT A WORLD
IT WAS SO CLOSE
NO ZELDA U INFO
NO SMT
borb
IS THAT TRUE?
>one last game
>kirby
no
Kirby is cool I guess
TICKLE MY PINK
SMT4 Final is kill.
KEKED = NITENDO FANS
KIRBY
T I C K L E D
I
C
K
L
E
D
congrats nintendo you fucked your shit up
3D kirby WHEN
THE FIRE RISES KIRBIES
ONE LAST GAME
NO ZELDA U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3YXXp6bOM
;^)
REHASH
JUST LET KIRBY LIVE
Here we go again /f/
>one last game
>fucking Kirby
it's ogre, Nintendo (Direct) is finished
K I R B Y
I
R
B
Y
NEW KIRBZ
STOP PUTTING 2D PLATFORMERS ON THE 3DS ALREADY, IT'S TERRIBLE FOR THEM
at least kirby still gets proper love
6 MORE SECONDS OF ZELDA U PLEASE
>rhythm heaven
WHERE'S MINUS8 WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
>Wii U is being neglected as fuck
The dust layer over my Wii U is getting thicker by the day
>this whole direct
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WIIU
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT HACKED HANDHELDS
FUUCUUCCKUKFUKUCKUKC I am really upset
one last game
ANTI-INDUSTRIAL PROPAGANDA
>RHYTHM HEAVEN
I'D BE HYPE IF I DIDNT PIRATE IT ALREADY.
YOU TOOK TOO LONG NINTENDO.
KIRBY GAME!!!
KIRBY MAN
MECHA KIRBY
REUSED ASSETS
>REUSED ASSETS
REUSED ASSETS
>REUSED ASSETS
REUSED ASSETS
>REUSED ASSETS
REUSED ASSETS
>REUSED ASSETS
REUSED ASSETS
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REUSED ASSETS
>REUSED ASSETS
>kirby using mech armor
HAHAHA WHAT
>NO ZERO TIME DILEMMA, THE BEST GAME ON THE 3DS THIS YEAR
WHY?
MECHA KIRBY, HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
KIRBY GUNDAM CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUNDAM SUIT KIRBY
this kirby game looks less kiddie than federation force lmao
>not Air ride
DR. KIRBY
R
.
K
I
R
B
Y
KIRBY SLUG FUCK YES
WHEN IS SMT FINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>KIRBY MECHS FUCK UP THE WORLD EDITION
FUCK YEAH
AT LEAST ONE FUCKING GOOD GAME
>people here actually own a wii u
>people here are actually excited for these shit games
American mecha kirby
Fuck dreamland gets invaded more than europe.
GURREN POYO
>Kirby
ALL IS FORGIVEN
KIRBYMAN X
MEGAMAN X KIRBY
>>329602370
>What's next a Blue's Clues sticky?
go away, sonygger
DOC KIRBY
KIRBYMAN
>mech kirby
MECHAKIRBY
ROBOBOT ARMOR
RHYTHM HEAVEN WESTERN RELEASE
KIRBY IN A FUCKING MECH
ALL IS FORGIVEN
>MECHA KIRBY
muh dick
ROBOBOT
>HE MUST #RISEUP
>THE FINAL ENEMY IS LUPE FIASCO
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
>KIRBY: MIND OVER MUTANTS
Kirby for Super Robot Wars!
KIRBY IN A MECHSUIT
>KIRBY IN A MECHSUIT
>toddlers game
>ENEMY TECH
HO FUGG!!!! :DD
WE /M/ NOW
Oh shit Kirby ain't fucking around
THAT KIRBY GAME THOUGH
WE /m/ NOW
>NEW KIRBY
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
KIRBY IS IN A GODDAMN
M E C H A
E
C
H
A
/m/ IN THIS FUCKING BITCH.
>KIRBY GETS A RIDE ARMOR
>DOCTOR COPY ABILITY
OH FUCK
HOLY SHIT KIRBY IN A MECH. I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS
This looks decent.
>>329602262
You must be legally blind
![[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 04 [25B058CA].mkv_snapshot_03.23_[2015.08.18_21.53.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZIfhHZ3.jpg "[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 04 [25B058CA].mkv snapshot 03.23 [2015.08.18 21.53.24]")
>>329601218
What?
huh
Something good from this trash?
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT
H
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S
I
S
M
O
R
E
L
I
K
E
I
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KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY AMIIBO
>KIRBY LAGANN
Neat
KIRBY X
BASED KIRBY
>not having a "New" 3DS
>2016
o3DSfags blown the fuck out.
MEGA KIRBY MAN
>Kirby with Metal Slug robos
Wow, look how far this series has advanced...
>more than ten modes
So 11 modes then.
ZELDA U TRAILER AT THE END
>>329602351
I LOVE YOU TOO ANON
>Kirby with vehicles
ATLUS confirmed for dead in the water.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!?!?
>megaman X kirby
>>329602473
What's wrong with Kirby
>>329602482
Wii U is dead.
>mfw invaders
Rhythm Heaven hype
Was about to consider getting the jp version but now I'm happy it's getting localized.
>Direct is 90% 3DS titles
>W-we aren't abandoning the Wii U, honest
KIRBY KIND OF SAVED THE DIRECT
OK NOT REALLY IT WAS DEAD SINCE THEY SAID STICKER STAR BUT IT TRIED AND I'M RATHER HYPED
>Doc Kirby
thanks doc
>Triple Deluxe the sequel
Robot Kirby looks like the best game of this Direct.
M E C H A K I R B Y
KIRBY /m/ AS FUCK
>kirby: megaman X edition
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>Rhythm Heaven confirmed
>Another Kirby game
Worth it.
Mecha kirby
hell yeah this is some megaman x level stuff
>>329596783
SMT FINAL NEVER EVER
THATS THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT
FUCKING NOTHING
ROBOBOT ARMOR
IRBY RPG
>no Mother 3
PLAYSTATION ALL STARS RIP OFF
>>329602513
FUCK YOU
MECHA KIRBY IS BALLER AS FUCK
POST YFW YOU BOUGHT A 3DS
>>329602504
this is spring/summer games, it won't be out by then
KIRBY MECH
>3ds,3ds,3ds,wii u,3ds,3ds,3ds,3ds,3r,dWii u,3ds,3ds
Every time. 40 minutes direct. 20 minutes 3ds. 10 minutes amiibo. 10 minutes Wii U
Fuck
>>329602483
You're kidding right?
You can't even spin this except for the Sticker Star thing.
Sorry shitposter. <3 Still love you
>Here's a Kirby game
>Put him in a Gundam that does Kirby things
Nintendo directs have gotten a lot less interesting now that Sm4sh is out and done with dlc
FUCKING AYYYYYYY
DIDNT EXPECT THIS
LOOKS DOPE AF
Kirby game for 3ds and not wii u
AND HE CAN'T SUCK STUFF?
WORSE DIRECT EVER
I KNOW IT'S A FUCKING TRIPLE DELUXE MOD FOR FUCKS SAKE, BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S FUCKING KIRBY!
>all these co-ops games
BUY 4 COPIES AND 4 HANDHELDS PLEASE WE R DYING
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY OWN A WII U
>PEOPLE HERE ARE EXCITED FOR THESE SHIT GAMES
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY OWN A WII U
>PEOPLE HERE ARE EXCITED FOR THESE SHIT GAMES
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY OWN A WII U
>PEOPLE HERE ARE EXCITED FOR THESE SHIT GAMES
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY OWN A WII U
>PEOPLE HERE ARE EXCITED FOR THESE SHIT GAMES
KIRBY CAN ENTER THE ROBOT
WE MEGAMAN X NOW
Kirby is /m/ now.
May the back and force be with you.
A proper 2D Kirby game!
With robots!
>FINAL FANTASY XIV: KIRBYSWARD
Kirby X Fuck Year!
ill get gunvolt 2, rest of this shit can rot in walmart
>so in THIS kirby game, we included a feature that lets Kirby do what Kirby already did since the beginning!
Nigga the mecha Kirby thing does exactly what Kirby does, how is that a special thing?
WHO /BOUGHT A PS4/ HERE?
And WiiU gets jack fucking shit like always.
Why did I even buy this piece of shit?
What a shitty direct.
AMIIBO
NO MOTHER 3
KIRBY MECH
>kirby with raid bosses
This is delightfully strange.
KIRBY LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING DANK BRO
>Kirby RPG
I'm OK with this
kirby level up? ded
>First time in a kirby game you gain experience
someone forgot about super star and Mass attack
NO GODDAMN POKEMON
FUCK NINTENDO
>pros
>Kirby
>cons
>everything else
>amiibo shit being shoehorned into Kirby
Mecha-Kirby!
Mecha-Kirby!
Mecha-Kirby!
Mecha-Kirby!
>>329602616
thanks doc
WELL THAT WAS SHIT
>direct almost over
>only 1000 replies
Damn, not many nintenshills left on /v/, huh?
>amiibo
they had to ruin it don't they
NESS BETTER GIVE HIM YO-YO GODDAMNIT
I can't believe how wrong I was.
Super Nintendo on the fucking 3DS?
SMASH ABILITY BACK
Wow, its fucking nothing.
These games reveals are shit.
>federation force
>ever
>mhx
>localised into generations with no Stories in sight
>Hyrule Warriors Legends
>medli is the only redeeming point, but its also on WIi U
>Wii U
>owning one
I want good shit again.
UGH NOOOOOOO,
YOU NEED AMIIBO FOR POWERS?!
HOLY FUCK I WAS TOO BUSY SUCKING DICKS WHAT DID I MISS SOMEONE GIVE ME THE PLAY-BY-PLAY!!
no wii u haha
SMASH ABILITY IS BACK
>Smash power is back
>Dat sexy Metaknight Amiibo
So... Why are we upset about Fed Force again? It looks like it'll be cool with friends.
... Oh, right. /v/ doesn't have friends.
KIRBY GAME
EXP AND LEVELING UP
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
KIRBY SERIES AMIIBO
YES
MORE AMIIBOS
UFO
Metroid Prime Federation Forces: Please Understand Damage Control Edition!
W A D D L E D E E
GET IN THE ROBOT, KIRBY
NEW KIRBY AMIIBOS
OH GOD NO PLS NO MY WALLET ISN'T READY
>>329602745
it's a rolling sticky.
TECH DUDE
>TECH DUDE
>>329602482
Clean your room you filthy piece of shit.
SMASH MOVESET
>New Kirby
>Gunvolt 2
This is it. The only things I'll actually get.
>>329602581
fucking edgy
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
WADDLE DEE CONFIRMED
WADDLE DEE CONFIRMED!
KIRBY AMIIBO
NINTENDO WON
>KIRBY AMIIBO
>NINTENDO WON
W A D D L E D E E B O Y S
That kirby amiiboo, muh dick! Dedede looks like shit though
Gonna get me some Kirby+Metaknight
DLC ABILITY
Looks like Kirby is the only Nintendo franchise that's not getting fucked
This is how nintendo dies.
THATS ALL FOLKS
Why is this direct so depressing?
one last game man
>>329602745
Stickies only get 1000 replies senpai
RIP Nintendo.
>UFO kirby is behind a paywall
bleh
NINTENDO IS SAVED!
>>329602535
More like Metal Slug + Kirby
>Smash ability back
Fuck yes
SMASH BROS ABILITY IS BACK
HOLY SHIT THAT AMIIBO I NEED IT
AMIIBO EXCLUSIVE ON FUCKING KIRBY
>UFO
>Amiibo exclusive
W
EE
W
>kirby amiibo line
OH FUCK MY FUCKING WALLET
JAP STREAM OVER NO ZELDA U FUCK U
KAWAIIIIIII
RATE THE DIRECT
UFO LOCKED BEHIND PAYWALL
>Waddle Dee amiibo
OH FUCK I DONT EVEN LIKE AMIIBOS BUT IM HYPE
>UFO is amiibo exclusive
That is the worst horseshit I have ever seen
>this whole Direct
>UFO Kirby only unlocks with Amiibo
FUCK
FUCKING SMASH ABILITY
SMASH ABILITY
SMASH ABILITY
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILITY
FUCKING BLUNDER OF THE GENERATION
fuck that shit
MUH AMIIBOS
>UFO EXCLUSIVE TO AMIIBOS
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/10 lads?
>>329602745
>what are rolling stickies
About 2750 posts altogether so far.
>THAT WAS IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>this whole direct
>>329602747
I knew it
>Waddle Wee uses Umbrella
R-Rip Spear ability
>locking best ability behind amiibo
Well I officially dropped it
Welp
>>329602705
>how is that a special thing?
it gives you a reason to buy physical DLC
LITERALLY NOTHING
>UFO BEHIND A PAYWALL
>NO BANDANA DEE AMIIBO
FUCK YOU IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAIR
>>329602751cuck
>Kirby amiibo gives him his smashbros power
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
SANK JUU FOA WATCHING
fucking nothing
sup fellas
literal p2w
20 YEARS IN THE GULAG
>that kirby
>literally REHUSE ASETS THE GAME
oh wow
UFO RELEGATED TO DLC
WHERE IS MY SMTIVF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2/10 complete garbage
This ND was fucking amazing!
I'm so happy
IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
R8
4/10
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Except the Kirby game, it was all shit.
>That Kirby
>That Waddle Dee
UFO ability locked behind Amiibo? What the fuck. Fuck you Nintendo, I'm getting a fucking PS4. This DLC/Amiibo shit is out of hand.
>no NX
BLUNDER OF THE MILLENNIA
E3 IS DOOMED!
That's it. Nintendo is dead.
RATE THIS DIRECT
WHERE WAS MY FUCKING FE FATES EU RELEASE DATE NINTENDO.
>>329596783
>adobe flash player is required
lol
WADDLE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well that was shit.
>Gating the UFO ability behind a paywall
get fucked nintendo
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
NO SMT FINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Nintendo will die in your lifetime
thank you jesus
>>329602631
>expecting a spring/summer release date
kek
RATE DIRECT
>when we have more to reveal, we'll let you know
>don't call us, we'll call you
wow even as a nintendrone that was shit.
fucking nothing
>>329602801
>Literally mcdonalds toys
tl;dr
Pay walls, day 1 dlc, season passes. lmoa.
>Smash Bros moveset
THAT WAS IT?!??!
>that dedede
But at the same time
>THAT META KNIGHT
Glad I decided to retire my wii u and 3ds. Nintendo is dead.
NINTENDOFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ufo is now amiibo only
hahaha fuck videogames these days
They are saving the new Zelda for NX
This is obvious to me now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>329602776
Nothing. You missed nothing.
>ruins kirby last minute with physical DLC bullshit
Whoever came up with Amiibo actually needs to die
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
>FUCKING
NOTHING
was pretty awesome
>>329602783
It's not a main entry.
literally nothing
>>329602707
>mfw I bought a Wii U for Zelda
I will never give another dime to Nintendo, Pirating every 3ds and Wii U game and the NX can fuck off
T H A T S I T
H
A
T
S
I
T
>Robobot
Oh boy. here we go
THANKS FOR TUNING IN
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Nintendo is over?
You can use smash kirby with a kirby amiibo.
Fucking hype.
>>329602851
It'sfuckingnothing/10
>The thread is not a sticky anymore
Kirby was literally the only thing good about that direct.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>329602849
You are retarded for expecting that.
Well, that fucking sucked.
>No Zelda
WHAT THE FUCK
>no Zelda U
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>329602870
0/10
kirby looks great desu
>>329602874
fuck off gunvolt 2 is gonna be great
NO SMASH
NO ZELDA
NO NOTHING
EVERYONE GO HOME
LITERALLY NOTHING
Wow. What a load of shit.
I wasted 41 minutes of my life.
>Kirby: Mutant Mudds ft. MMX Ride Armor: Edition
>still no zelda u news
>>329602631
feels bad man
I thought he said he would talk about wii u again?
KIRBY IS BACK TO IT´S FROMMER GLORY
BTFO METROID FAGS
thats it?
that's the whole direct?
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP SHOVELWARE!
RRRRRR NINTY BETRAYED USSSSS
THE WII U IS FUCKING DEAD
Shit/10
>>329602937
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>All this butthurt
I NEVER OWNED NINTENDO SHIT UNTIL I BOUGHT A NEW 3DS AND CFW 'D IT
HOW CAN ANYONE KEEP PAYING JEWTENDO HOLY
>>329602924
4/10
This was complete shit but at least i can look forward to Kirby and Rhythm Heaven
>The Good
New Kirby Game
Gunvolt 2
Star Fox getting a release date
>The Bad
Everything else
What a fucking shitshow. They better step it up when E3 rolls around.
SMASH ABILITY
That was cool, I'm excited for the future of nintendo
>no SMT FINAL
TIME TO LEARN JAPANESE
>No Legend of Zelda
ALL I WANTED WAS POKEMON HAWAII
ALL I WANTED WAS POKEMON HAWAII
ALL I WANTED WAS POKEMON HAWAII
ALL I WANTED WAS POKEMON HAWAII
>no zelda info
>>329602928
>says waddle dee
>posts bandana dee
retard
>>329602937
5/10
>>329602925
20 May. Should have watched the EU direct.
METROID IS DEAD LONG LIVE METROID
>>329602609
I've been wanting to play that ever since I saw that weird, trippy hentai video of it
>>329602851
About tree fiddy.
Seriously, about 3.5/10.
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Pokemon faggots BTFO
>Pokemon faggots BTFO
Nintendo is dead
>>329602914
5/7
>>329602870
0.5/10
Paper Mario was the only good thing. But it looks like Sticker Star 2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>UFO ability needs the waddle dee.
Horse shit, I bought Smash Bros's Kirby, DeDeDe, and Metaknight amiibo. I shouldn't have to buy slightly different ones.
FUCK NINTENDO
HACK YOUR 3DS NOW
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Who is Kabby?
what a load of crap
JUUUUUUUUUUUUST
>tengen toppa kirby lagann
>i'm only hyped for old sns games
HOW DID IT WENT SO WRONG, FUCK
>>329602914
It was okay/10
>>329602050
fucking spenny
6/10
Too much time spent on trying to sell us on MPFF.
>DLC DLC DLC DLC DLC DLC DLC
>Censored Second
>Sticker Star 2 with paint
>A not Metroid game
Nintendo is bleeding out now.
This whole Direct.
That's it? Excuse me while I go kill myself.
>no zelda u
>NEW META KNIGHT AMIIBO
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
ALRIGHT THAT'S A GOOD END.
NINTENDO IS FUCKING DEAD.
DEAD AND GONE.
>Starfox 0 looks great
>#FE is only subs
>Project Guard
>Medli in Hyrule Warriors
>Rhythm Heaven localization
>Kirby with motherfucking MECHS
Good direct? Good direct.
Don't care about the Amiibos, interested in the kirby game, but I wish it had online multiplayer.
New monster hunter looks decent.
everything else meh
>>329602851
5/10
That was actually pretty good for a random direct. Were people expecting E3-tier announcements? Kek
>Paper Mario with Cards gimmick
>Season Pass
>Metroid Prime fed force
Nintendo is ruined
That was pretty shit
What was even announced for pokken?
At least there was paper mario.
>>329602924
6/10
WOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
KIRBY FUCK YES
>>329602870
Pretty fucking shitty but at least we'll get Rhythm Heaven/10
>>329602914
4/10
Megamix and Kirby is cool, but everything else is awful
>WADDLE DEE AMIIBO
>mfw this direct
>>329602925
20th May, they literally said it in the Direct
o3DS and Wii U owners on suicide watch.
>>329602986
ur mum is retarded. They reblogged a zelda thing. That game might come out this summer. Why the fuck wouldn't they give us a little something?
k I think I'm gonna sell my Wii U and 3DS...
Get a PC or a PS4...
And move on.
Nintendo's dead to me, fuck this, fuck amiibos, fuck your recycle bin politic.
>still no Zelda U
I don't understand how they could fuck up this badly. How is 5 years not enough development time to warrant even a trailer?
Well, Medli's playable to whup ass so...
That's something.
>>329602967
>I don't want Nintendo's games
>I want Nintendo's games
You ok anon?
I'll buy Kirby because Kirby is my jam but that's pretty much it
Oh, Pokken to. Might consider MonHunterGen.
>#FE release date w/ NO DUB
>MHX localization
>Rhythm Heaven 3DS
>Triple Deluxe sequel with FUCKING MECHS
i'm happy
>>329602937
2/10
7/10
Would be 8 but Paper Mario thing.
>Buy Amiibo
>Buy DLC
>Buy Shovelware
>no fucking EOV info
>no fucking SMTIVF release date
>not even a release date for DQVII, just "2016"
>the same rhythm heaven i played almost a year ago
>the same monster hunter i've played months ago
>spent 10 minutes damage controlling for federation force only to make it look EVEN WORSE
Fucking shit Direct.
>>329603074
>FUCK NINTENDO
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>>329602264
No it would not
Kill yourself
>>329603139
>anything shown here
>pretty good
https://youtu.be/iNyWixkbXIE?t=24m58s
fates dlc
7 YEARS
7 YEARS
7 YEARS
7 YEARS
7 YEARS
how does it keep getting worse
>>329602924
5/10
DQ having a retranslation and #FE not having dub is nice.
>people actually thinkign they where gonna talk about pokemans in the twitter feed
>that buttblasted devastation
>>329603074
THIS
>Waiting for nintendo to give you the priviledge to play games on hardware that you bought with your own moneh
>>329602924
3.5/10
only care about kirbyman x and rhythm heaven
WHERE THE FUCK IS SMT!?
>no more sprites
>only sub par 3D now.
>Paper mario dead
>Metroid dead
>amiibo
>DLC
>Season pass
WEW SENPAI
>no zelda
>not even a title
>>329603074
>10.5
Eat shit smea.
>>329603036
Not coming to the West, too many references to killing God
FUCK, I GOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED
>>329602870
6.5/10
They needed to show Zelda Wii U at least.
>>329602851
5 or 6/10
first half was kinda ass, but wew, the last two things there made my dick hard
>>329602924
2/10
AMIIBO DLC PRE-ORDER SEASON PASS AMIIBO CODE SOUNDTRACK COLLECTORS EDITION AMIIBO REAL WORLD DOLLARS WE'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND OUR SHOVELWARE STUCK IN DEVELOPMENT LIMBO
>>329602893
looks like shit compared to the Smash one.
>>329602924
7/10
>Monster Hunter
>Federation Force
Those look fun. I wish I had friends to play them with.
>>329602870
A solid 7/10.
PAL finally got a release date for fire emblem, we're getting MHX, and snes VC looks pretty cool. only a few things i'm happy with yeah but they're big things
2/10
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>329602851
2/10
Being generous
I'm fine with this.
>>329602870
Rhythm Heaven/10
the only good thing
>>329603189
>expecting Zelda U in a Spring/Summer direct
>>329603189
because nintendo sux and they rather spend their time on games you just saw
>>329602851
Kirby/10
>>329602998
There was literally going to be nothing about Smash. They already said in the last Smash direct that it's completely done with new content now.
what was the kirby game called?
>>329602851
5.5/10
The only games I cared about where Kirby and Rhythm Haven.
>>329602924
I give this to a light to a decent 5 out of 10
TRAN-SITION!
Amiibo's out the ass!
Did I miss anything?
>>329602924
3/10
Kirby is neat. That's it
Miyamoto saying "get good" and mhx are the only things in that direct that don't make me hate the company.
What a shitshow.
I should have gotten an xbox
Internet fucked up between Yokai Watch and the end of the FE Fates thing, what did I miss? Something about SNES games?
>>329602851
1/10. Kirby was the only good thing shown, and I'm straight up PISSED about paper Mario.
>FE:FATES for EU
>May 20 this year
FUCKING FINALLY JESUS
Guess I'm just immune to being disappointed by Nintendo.
That was nothing, except maybe that Azure game. Paper Mario's probably going to be Sticker Star 2.0.
wew 40 minutes of FUCKING NOTHING
>Practically nothing interesting of note.
Pah, mediocre!
Welp, that was about what I expected.
Happy about the splatoon patch though.
>>329603074
I'm doing it for the Fire Emblem waifus.
Thanks Treehouse for butchering my FE games.
>No Mega Man Kirby costume to tie into the whole "Mechanized" shit
>SNES Virtual Console limited to New 3DS
>METROID PRIME FEDERATION FORCE
But worst of all
>No MOTHER 3
Tthey know we want it. They're never going to give it to us.
Time to finally boycott Nintendo
>Kirby Planet Gurren Lagann
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Paper Mario
>I'm good breh, I'm good
Direct is over post anime booty!
>>329603189
They are keeping that for E3, of course. No way they were gonna waste it for a simple Direct 4 months before the main videogame conference of the year.
>>329603273
No idea why I circled minecraft, scratch that
>>329602924
1.5/10.
Kirby earns a full point, while talking about DQ7 but not giving a release date only gets half a point.
>>329600571
>>329603074
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Here's a link to that horse solatire game's soundtrack. https://youtu.be/sfS0lgdMqs4
>>329603259
But anon, you got SMTxFE's western release. That's basically the same thing anyways :^)
>>329603074
instructions?
>No SMT Final
>No EOV
I-I guess it's time to learn Japanese
>have to buy the new Kirby amiibo for UFO
This is bullshit.
They should have just let you use either the Smash or new one instead of locking it to just one.
This sticky is reeling in the disappointment that I can't suck their cock fast enough for them to notice.
>>329603035
underrated post
I knew nothing of value was coming.
Fucking nothing.
Maybe Rhythm Heaven but that's one out of, what, ten or twelve disappointments?
>no release date for Corrin and Bayonetta amiibo
>no Mother 3 localization
>no reprints of older games
Screw it.
WHERE'S MY NEW ZELDA
>that amiibo shit
>that metriod part
>no Zelda U
>nothing of worth besides maybe kirby
Don't get excited for Rhythm Heaven, it doesn't have nearly as many games as they make it sound, they are counting the multiple repeats which include a very tiring slog through new easy versions of old games.
>>329603189
They're hiding it for the NX.
It'll be a Wii U and NX launch title.
They're literally pulling another Twilight Princess.
>>329603029
Fuck you the mario maker key door shit was fucking great. Could have been better with some new backgrounds and music but :^(
>>329602870
4
>>329603378
>getting a PC lite
I used to be a huge Nintendo fan, now I'm not so sure...
It was ok
5.5/10
GET IN, BOY
>Dragon Quest VII Coming Later In 2016
Balls.
IN DEVELOPMENT SINCE 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
>>329603362
Bingo
>people expecting the next new Zelda title for home console.
How retarded can you be? Nintendo already said that it won't be presented until E3.
>>329602851
7/10
Only faggots with high expectations are disappointed. serves them right
>>329603362
We got a European release date for Fates. May 20
>>329603362
>Detective Pikachu
>>329603362
Fates got a European release date - fucking May 20th.
Kill me right the fuck now.
3/10
Started off alright then quickly became shit
At least there's Rhythm Heaven and Kirby too look forward to
>can pirate HW on 3DS to unlock the characters in Wii U
kek
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKY_DYLZf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKY_DYLZf8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKY_DYLZf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKY_DYLZf8
Hit that dislike button boys
>>329603347
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>>329603497
It's fine by me I didn't play any rythm heaven yet
>>329602851
Shit at the begging but kirby and rhythmheaven made it better 6/10
>>329603189
The rumors are true, it's getting a holiday release on both Wii U and NX, this just confirms it
>mfw no Zelda U
Wii U fags on suicide watch,
Nintendo NX almost confirmed.
>>329602050
>Implying anyone wants to play that game
STICKER
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THIS DIRECT GET A "I WANNA HANG MYSELF/10"Or 1/10 for you folks that need numbers
just imagine what e3 will be like
RATE DIRECT
http://strawpoll.me/6986001
http://strawpoll.me/6986001
http://strawpoll.me/6986001
http://strawpoll.me/6986001
Fucking catmancers
all i wanted was a new paper mario game
and here it is
>>329602898
And Amazing Mirror took assets from Nightmare in Dreamland what's your point?
>>329603134
Decent direct. Acceptable Direct. Still, that ending was kinda abrupt. Just left you thinking, that's it?
All Directs do these days is remind me that if I do buy anything from Nintendo, I have to miss out on shit because of figures.
>>329602937
>Ignoring the stuff I don't care about
>New Kirby and it's a straight improvement/sequel on Triple Deluxe with new mechanics
>Starfox has branching paths, warps, co op, and free project guard
>Paper Mario where you can actually explore again (cautiously optimistic)
>Waddle Dee amiibo
8/10, there's enough stuff I love
i was hoping to be induced to a fit cos of this. but no.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SMT FINAL?
WHERE THE FUCK IS DQ JOKER 3?
FUCK YOU
kirby is cute thought
CUTE
6/10 Direct.
Proveme wrong
>no undertale
FUCK NINTENDO
This was all filler while we wait for the NX.
The pay-off might be good. Maybe. We'll know in June.
>>329603645
No, autist.
>>329602924
10/10, not kidding. I've been fucking mad about the past couple of directs but this one hit basically all the marks.
>Release dates
>Star Fox arriving on time and finally looks fun as fuck
>Tokyo Mirages (LOL) coming way earlier than expected because they chose not to dub it
>MOTHERFUCKING MEDLI
>RHYTHM FUCKING HEAVEN
>KIRBY
The Federation Defense Force was fucking hilarious too.
>>329602851
jews/10 need more dlc
>>329603645
>If we dislike it enough maybe it'll go away
I love /v/ after a Direct happens because the thread is almost perfectly split between people that had multiple orgasms following the show and people who are on the verge of suicide for how bad it was.
>Bragging that it took you 7 years to make a game
Japan is strange
>>329603485rhythm heaven + is a disappointment too, trust me. like 20~ of the 70~ minigames are gimped tutorial versions, and they left out a shitton of the good ones. it also has an abysmally slow text speed with so much dialogue, goddamn
IF NINTENDOS E3 THIS YEAR ISN'T A+A+A+ 10/10
THEY'RE DOOMED. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT.
>Unstickied the second the direct finished
KEK even mods know this direct was fucking nothing
>>329603362
FE got a europe release and an Indie colmipation video
>yfw you didn't buy a wii u
>>329603362
paper mario star fox and azure striker Gunvolt 2
>>329603730
Why does this game have to look so good when know it's going to be so shit
WHY
>>329603134
Stopped reading at "Starfox 0 looks good".
>>329603716
>all these memers
>>329602924
Massive meme of aura energy/10
I am looking forward to Federation Force.
>SPLATOON UPDATES
>PAPER MARIO>EARTHBOUND ON 3DS
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
Is there a recap? Missed it
>season Pass
Yeah...like a early access. so what?
>Mecha Kirby
Cute.
>Paper Mario-splatoon
Cute.
>Yokaiwatch
As a EU, I want it.
No Zelda or Metroid but it's fine.
>news weapon for Splatoon
Oh dear i
NO MORE TEARS
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>>329602851
Im happy about mecha kirby
but i didn't get the punch out i wanted or smt iv final
so a 7/10
>>329603929
I had much more fun with my WiiU than with the Wii
>>329602850
I WANT TO HUG BORB
>>329596783
hopefully this gets all the shit out of the way for E3, 3/10 direct
I'm officially done with Nintendo. I really don't care what they have to show anymore if it's just gonna be Amiibos and fucking monkey paw versions of games I want.
>>329602851
5
Rhythm Heaven, Kirby, possibly Paper Mario, Starfox all looked pretty good
Might have gotten a higher rating if not for all the amiibo/DLC/season pass horseshit
>>329603929
>mfw I did, along with every game worth having for it at full price
>now they're killing off their 3 year old system because they gave it a dumb name and no one bought it
>>329602850
Dedede looks like ass, sadly
>>329603829
>being happy about season pass bullshit
What a good goy you are.
>>329602937
+Kirby
-tons of amiibo bullshit for kirby
+rhythm heaven
-basically everything else
3/10
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH NO NEW WII U GAMES FOR THE WII U GET FUCKED WII U OWNERS LOL 3DS GETTING ALL GAMES
You guys do know E3 is right around the fucking corner, right?
And come the fuck on.
>OHMAGEE RHITAMU HEAVEN YESYESYSYSSSS MADE DISS ALL WORF EET
How would it NOT be fucking released worldwide after how well Heaven and Fever sold, you guys are stupid as fuck.
>New Kirby game
Goddamn it, something WORTHWHILE in this fucking Direct and even that's saying something since it's mostly reused assets.
>>329604014
I played through Earthbound on 3DS about 3 years ago lol
What was the pokken thing the yanks got? Was a new character announced?
>>329602924
3/10
>>329602967
I bet you also bought a PS3 for Kingdom Hearts 3 as well you dumb tripfaggot!
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>329603929
You look bored as fuck. You can still buy one, you know?
>>329603915
pretty decent aside from a few things like metroid smtxfe and that Mario and sonic crossover
>>329602870
7/10, would have been better if they didn't shill federation force for 7 minutes and the new paper mario wasn't sticker star 2.
I BOUGHT WII U FOR THIS HEAPING PIKE OF SHIT ANNOUNCEMENTS
>>329603407
It IS Sticker Star 2.0
>Mario has to restore the land!
>Fight enemies using cards!
>There are special cards, too! That make giant 3D objects!
>And toads! Only toads! There are no non-toad characters in Mario, toads only. And not even unique toads like J. Toadsley or something, generic, red white and blue toad.
>>329604230
This is the de facto correct response.
Where the fuck is Mother 3?
>>329602963
Which is exactly why it's ok.
If they tried to make that a main game, it would be bullshit.
But as a spinoff it looks fine.
I don't get why Metroidfags bitch so much, when they are way more fortunate than Paper Mariofags, or F-Zerofags.
>>329604346
In Japan, safe and sound. kek
KIRBY SAVED THE DIRECT
>No mother 3
>[CENSORED]
>Sticker Star 2
>I don't even have a Wii U or N3DS
>METROID FEDERATION FORCE IS WHAT THE METROID FRANCHISE GETS FOR ITS 30TH ANNIVERSARY
Its time to end it all
o3DS AND WII U OWNERS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
o3DS AND WII U OWNERS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
o3DS AND WII U OWNERS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>handhelds are still a thing
fuck this shit
Where were you when you realized Paper Mario is officially dead?
>>329602543
no it isn't those are shit announcements
>>329603134
agreed, really enjoyed this direct
shibata parts were the best desu
What a shitty direct
>>329604615
Living in Trump's new American Empire in the year 2035
>Direct is specifically said to be about games released in Spring and Summer
>E3 is 3 months away
>Wooooooooow why not NX news and Zelda U and new F-Zero shit Direct
What the fuck where you guys expecting other than nothing?
>>329604460
>looks like shit
>full price
>this is what we're getting instead of a real metroid title
I'm almost enjoying my anger.
>>329604123
But the games you purchased still exist, anon.
>>329604460
prime babbies are such faggots honestly Nintendo should have killed metroid a long time ago
>G R I P P Y
>>329602783
When did fun with friends become a code word for bad games? Do people just switch their brains off to play them and associate dumb shit their friends do with the game? I don't get it, none of those modern multiplayer are games are enjoyable.
>>329604657
>>329604645
Agreed, it was 7/10.
>>329604734
It's like people just enjoy complaining
>>329603961
gameplay wise yeah graphically no
>>329603272
That's literally in every single SMT tho.
Wow that Kirby game literally rehashes assets from Triple Delux, it's the same fucking game with robot mode.
Nintendo rehashes aren't a meme lol, it's literally true.
>UFO is amiibo exclusive
OVER THE LINE
that was a 2/10 for me
how do you fags get exited for these boring ass games? so much rehashed garbage it's embarrassing.
>>329604735
>this is what we're getting instead of a real metroid title
it isn't you retard, this game was in development before Other M released, it's a side project, please stop being retarded and forcing this "they could have made x instead of y" meme
>>329604949
You're a fucking retard.
>>329601547
No. It isn't the same shit. Anyone actually familiar with Monster Hunter knows how much changes each game. This one in particular focuses on having chargeable super moves and four different move sets for each weapon.
New moves, new combos, and new mechanics for each weapon are a possibility with every entry, even going between the updated extra versions with another rank.
Let me tell you how things have changed in the past few generations:
2nd Gen -> 3rd Gen: Switch Axe weapon (with new moves, new combos, and switched up moveset literally every single fucking entry since its release), Monsters now have a Stamina system wherein they can grow exhausted over time and start to flub some moves, but on the flip side they have greater variety of attacks, are generally less predictable, and now have resistances to various cheesing tactics like traps, flash bombs, that give diminishing returns with repeated use. Tri and 3 Ultimate in particular had a swimming mechanic.
3rd Gen -> 4th Gen: Insect Glaive weapon, Charge Blade weapon, Frenzy mechanic, relic equipment mechanic, apex mechanic, no underwater but instead there's more cliffs, climbing and jumping have been improved considerably, there are now jump attacks
4th Gen -> MHX/Monster Hunter Generations: Arts where attacking or being attacked can increase between one and three gauges so you can use super moves, some specific for each weapon, some universal, and Styles where each weapon can use the standard Guild moveset from previous games, the simplified Striker moveset with 3 arts that charge faster, the more mobile Aerial moveset with 1 art that lets you Enemy Step off monsters, cats, other hunters and even bombs to perform jump attacks without aid of a ledge, and Bushido style which lets you dodge through an attack to perform retaliatory attacks or give buffs or access to new moves, but has only one art and loses some other moves you'd normally have.
Apex/Frenzy dropped for some new monster mechanic.
>>329604615
Jerking off on asian cartoons
>>329604583
>tfw every single 3DS game that I like would simply be better on a home console or PC
>>329604918
Nah, looks shit all around.
>>329604230
I would also add the season pass of things to dislike, but otherwise, I really liked this direct
>Star Fox Zero looking really good
>New Splatoon content
>Undubbed #FE
>New Kirby game
>PORTABLE SNES GAMES
>Rhythm Heaven 3DS coming statewide
>New Kirby game
This is all pretty hype, and I'm sure the shitposting will die down eventually.
>>329604806
Because that means the game can't entertain and you must make do with being an asshole to people.
Take that away and every time all you're left with is a piece of shit.
>>329603730
>White sticker outline
>cardboard
Why do you guys like this? I'm not trying to change your opinion, I seriously want to like it too. It looks so soulless and empty now.
>>329602783
I'm not 10 years old. No one I know has a handheld.
>wanting a multiplayer game on a cramped, uncomfortable to hold device
>wanting N64.5 graphics
>no side scrollers since 2004
>>329604949
If Ubisoft does it like with Primal, it's not okay.
But it's okay when Nintendo does it.
>ANOTHER kirby game
>no mother 3
>bragging about gutted art book for bravely second
>season passes
>nothing on the latest smash amiibo
>damage control of federation force
>rhythm heaven game is ass
>season passes
>virtual console shit
>tokyo mirage
>gimping owners of the first Hyrule Warriors
>SEASON PASSES
Is this what hollow disappointment feels like? I always read people saying they expect nothing but disappointment from these Directs. This is probably the first time I've felt it.
>>329604967
That made things feel even more bullshit to me.
>>329605089
>I would also add the season pass of things to dislike
That was already a thing with Hyrule Warriors (and Mario Kart 8 maybe? not sure)
Not sure why it's SUPRISING, it shouldn't be.
>>329605084
no it doesn't
>>329602893
HAL think they slick...
>Massive meme of aura energy
what did he mean by this?
That last Kirby game looked alright. Probably the only thing I'll be buying
>>329601634
Yes, basically. The multiplayer was the best thing about Hunters, and this is basically expanding on that with a chibi art style.
>>329605026
Other m was done by a separate company so they wasted 7 damn years making it over a real metroid title you memeing little shit.
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