Meanwhile, in /yharnam/...
>>325821772
Ahh, Plip... Or some say Plop...
AWAY
AWAY
THIS BOARD IS FINISHED!
Where do you guys get your brain fluid?
¡Detrás de tí, imbécil!
A hunter is a hunter even in a dream...Aaauuuuuu
micolash did nothing wrong!
>>325822817
OUTSIDER!
>>325822749
>doesn't even extracted own fluid
Get cucked cosfag
How am I supposed to get any sleep on this, the night of the hunt, when the guy upstairs keeps yelling "IT'S A DAMN CURSE!" over and over again?
Hey Vermin,
My name is Hunter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, plagueridden rats who spend every second of the Night of the Hunt locked up in their castles getting drunk on cheap blood. You are everything bad in Yharnam. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any beasts? I mean, I guess it’s fun yelling at people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than joining the Vilebloods just to jerk off to Annalise's helmet.
Don’t be an outsider. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the disciple of Gehrman, and also a squid once. What sports do you play, other than “scream at tourists to trot along”? I also get straight insight, and have an adorable doll (She just channeled my blood echoes; Shit was SO cash). You are all vermin who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my doll
>>325824039
>>325824126
*unzips katana*
YAAARGH
MANGY BEAST
>>325821772
HAVE YOU CONFESSED YOUR SINS TO OUR VICARFU YET? OH WAIT SHES DEAD. FUCKING HUNTERS
>>325824285
>tfw half our clergy turned into giant zombie monsters
why is it always church people who turn into the grossest beasts?
I wish that sexy hunter man would scoop me up in his arms.then i could slash the cunts throat easier
Hey /yharnam/OOOOOOHH
>>325824690
What the fuck is wrong with you church types?
I swear if this yandere keeps up I'm gonna go to Cainhurst.
You guys really need to keep your shit together, you're literally bleeding out believers.
Uh, so this hunter sent me to the Oedon Chapel, but there's this weird guy (or girl? I DON'T EVEN KNOW) there, who keeps saying there's nothing to fear, but then he laughs suspiciously. What should I do?
Beasts all over the shop...
>>325824793
How adorable!
Oh, good hunter, can we keep him?
>>325825034
give him a smooch, then have kinky vileblood sex with that whore
Post art
>>325825614
my favorite
>>325825773
>>325826716
and then squib
>>325823545
nigga why's the demon hunter sitting with the filthy undead
>>325825034
Don't believe that hunter. Iosefka's Clinic is the safe place. I'm on my way over there right now.
AWAY
AWAY
>>325826910
but anon, slayer is canonically undead as well.
even more so then the chosen undead or bear curse, since you literally MUST die to finish the tutorial
>>325827051
hehehheh
AHHAHAHAH.
All goes according to the Ayylmao plan....
Ready your "make contact gesture" boys!
>>325827527
>more so than undead
????????
Will I ever be as glorious a martyr as Alfred was?
How many revs must I spin to atone for the sins of yharnum?
How long must this traffic cone sit atop my head?wheel is best weapon
>>325827865
because you can do a no death run of DaS and DaS2.
You cannot do that in Demon souls.
You must ALWAYS die the first death, either to tutorial boss, or dragon god
anyone /hunter/ here?
I got a great idea for you guys.
You know about the messengers right? We've all got a bunch of them chilling around; I say what if we organized them into football teams and got them to compete against each other? The winner gets blood echoes from the loser, we share it with the little guys and everyone's happy.
How does that sound?
>>325828580
This one is heartwarming
What university should i apply to?
Byrgenwerth, Mensis or the Choir, also considering just going full Theology with the Church
>>325821772
beasts all over the shop...
>>325829023
>>325828692
Give them knives and we have a deal
THE ENTIRE CHOIR IS LESBIANS
ALL OF THEM
LESBIANS, I TELL YE
>>325828832
Mensis obviously only if you truly want eyes on your brain... or maybe cauliflower
Byrgenworth choir got some sweet ass masks though.
Honestly though, if you go pure church you get more branching teachings, and have a chance to be a church executioner. I dont know if church clerics allowed to fuck bitches though.
Big ass wheel makes up for lack of female ass however
you could always drop out and become a vileblood, but what kinda loser does that?
its almost as sad as levelling purely bloodtinge...
>>325829191
>>325821772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RtKDc4UbTv
>>325829423
AND ALL THE MEN ARE GAY.
WHO ELSE WOULD USE WHIP CANES AND ROSMARINUS EXCEPT THE FLAMBOYANT QUEERS?
ROSMARINUS?
MORE LIKE ASS MARINER!
>>325828312
Just needs a boombox and some stylish dance moves to get him over his melancholy
>Sick beats all over the shop~
1/3
>>325828832
Whatever you do, dont go to the old ladies down Hemwick Charnel Lane, all that promise of mystic knowledge and you end up with your eyes gone
2/3
3/3
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Byrgenwerth tomorrow..
>>325830218
>>325830115
>>325829998
holy shit, someone photoshop these together,
we need indy 500 executioner
>be selling fruits and vegetables on the Yharnam marketplace
>suddenly this 6'7 chick who's whiter than a bed sheet steps up to my shop
>Oh shit she must be a Cainhurst noblewoman or something
>she stares at me with her unblinking unearthly green eyes and asks for three leeks and a pound of peas in an ethereal voice from beyond the grave
>I'm literally frozen with fear
>I'm about to run off screaming when my dumbass wife shoves me over and serves her the damn veggies
>as she pays my wife, I can see that her hands are basically skeletal
>right before she goes away away, I catch a glimpse of a big purple slug thing poking its head out of her hand basket.
>I beat my wife later that day
Seriously what the fuck was up with that? Why are vilebloods roaming the streets like it's nobody's business?
Why was she dressed like a toddler? Why did she ask for vegetables? Aren't vilebloods supposed to drink people's blood?
>>325829795
>ROSMARINUS
>MORE LIKE ASS MARINER
What a great game. Would love a prequel.
>>325831052
>a game about a boring english town
>>325831220
>yharnam
>boring
Nigga the whole town was crazeballs even before everything went to shit.
>>325831052
but we did, with old hunters, technically
Any cute hunter girls want to spend the night of the hunt with me? Some weird centipede thing got inside my body and I feel rather excited and thirsty.
>>325829496
I want her to experiment on my dick with her mouth.
>>325831715
>she'll never feel your dick writhing around inside her head
Why even live?
>>325831952
I'd make my dick writhe inside dat ass, if you know what I mean.
I mean anal, so I don't have to pay for child support for some Lovecraftian horror babby. You know how much those cost to support?
>>325830584
I did my best
>>325832193
This is going to be my first ever cosplay costume. Thanks.
>>325830584
Here we go
>>325832193
Quality
>>325832529
Niggastopwhatareyoudoing
>>325832193
YES
EXECUTE ALL HERETICS!
ALL GLORY TO WHEELPOPE!!
>>325832661
Shit nigga, I used my cellphone editor for it
Rune bros unite
>>325833261
ayy
>>325828312
Now the important question, Irish or Welsh? I'm pretty sure he's Welsh.
>>325832193
>>325832529
plebs think they can stop a wheel?
Nope, sorry, its REVVING TOO FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
>>325828374
You have to die in Dark Souls to Seath, unless do the unintended elevator jump.
>>325833261
Ayyyy lmaooo
>>325832193
>>325832360
>>325832529
>>325832661
>>325832736
>>325833525
May the good blood guide your way
AND
DEATH
TO
HERETICS
>>325833261
Fuckin'AYYYYY
>>325833541
you can walk back out.
>>325825614
> blood moon
>is orange
Uh yharnimfags? Explain this shit.
Cause it doesn't seem very red from Cainhurst
REMOVE VILEBLOOD FUCKING SHITS
MALEDICTUS
>>325825614
https://sketchfab.com/models/4c708f34333246f189b018d21707c4a8
>>325833017
Who is that ?
>>325832193
>>325832529
Wheel is zeal
>>325833803
That bitch Alfred dies in vain and with him the despicable executioners. Glory to the queen.
>>325835278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCr6XVoZ1-o
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR QUEEN
VILEBLOODS
O U T
>>325835278
>serving a bunch of quivering bloody semen
Fucking Vilebloods, always give me a giggle.
>>325835278
not if I dont revive her : ^ )
>>325835429
nice
>>325835278
daily remonder that only 24.9% of people beat ebrietas.
30% have beaten logarius.
Its safe to assume that your queen is fucked the other 75.1% of playthroughs that DIDNT kill ebrietas
>>325835429
And then Alfred kills himself, unknowing how her immortality would serve her at the altar of despair. what a moron.
I wannahug_Maria
>>325835913
>People play through BB and DON'T kill everything that has has a named HP bar
What the fuck
>>325836046
N-n-no!
D-don't touch me!
I am the night! I...
CHURCH SUCKS DICK
POWDER KEGS RULE
>>325836221
>tfw I unironically like every Powder Keg weapon, even the Stake Driver
IF IT AIN'T GOT KICK
>>325836221
I killed that bitch ass nigga and took his damn badge
>>325836221Why is every wheel-based weapon so good?
I have both this and logarius wheel at +10 and am recking people in pvp
>>325821772
i'm a bit of a newfag to bloodborne should i be doing chalice dungeons as i am unlocking them or are they meant to be post game content?
>>325836221
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Executioners, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Vilebloods, and I have over 300 confirmed wheel'd kills. I am trained in wheel warfare and I’m the top wheel sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another VILEBLOOD SCUM. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Yharnam? Think again, FILTHY HERETIC. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of wheel dudes across Yharnam and your hunter's dream is being traced right now so you better prepare for the WHEEL, BLOODY HERETIC. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, VILEBLOOD HERETIC. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my WHEEL. Not only am I extensively trained in WHEEL combat, but I have access to the entire WHEELS of The Executioners Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Yharnam, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you FILTHY MONSTROUSITY. I will smash and pound and ground your rotten body into fleshy pink pulp! You’re getting fucking wheel'd, kiddo.
>>325837178
Do them if you find them fun.
Thats about it really
>>325837178
do as feels natural.
keep in mind all the dungeons up to the fourth tier are easy as shit though, and theres so many people ready to co op with the new update to co-op connectivity, that you are guaran-fucking-teed to get someone to help if you ring your bell.
plus these dungeons shit insight and echoes for you.
it cant hurt to delve in a little early.
>>325837178
Post-Game, but you can find some pretty cool weapons there.
>>325837243
I read all of this in Alfred's voice
my sides
>>325837178
you get better damage gems there, even early on, you'll find decent ones compared to what you get in story.
Do you want POWER, anon?
also, co op makes them super comfy
>>325837178
Lets be real here; some people beat the whole game at shit like level 28 because fucking reasons.
Chalice dungeons are entirely removed from the story, and there are some bosses in the game that you won't see unless you go through one of them, but ultimately optional.
Just be aware that Chalice dungeons will fuck you in the ass through your mouth at certain times. Hope you like spiders with ten miles of aggro range.
Hey guys, I found this rune while doing a run through Pthumeru Ihyll
>>325838321
>some people beat the whole game at shit like level 28
Unless it was a challenge run, you'd have to be extremely retarded to not level beyond that
Seriously, how even?
>>325838321
huehuehue, let him find out for himself, anon.the best part is that dungeon where there is TWO of the witches, and spiders aggro infinite range.
ever seen 20 spiders take 2 cooperaters and a host at once?
I watched with my monocle from afar.
easiest insight I ever made
I hate Yharnam.. i want to move away somewhere nice and quiet maybe in the woods or something.
Since i moved here every night my faggot neighbors have a rave on the streets burning stuff animals and drinking that weird shootdrink called Bloodvile, it tastes like Iron. And whats even worst the next day everything is colored red and the people pretend like nothing happened the night, i know that nice couple with two children who always go out on these raves while leaving their kids alone. Why would you do this? (The older Daughter is hot btw) And sometimes that weird church people come over and ask me weird shit about my blood and which doctor im visiting (Iosefka obviously since her new Assistent that white haired chick is hot and she stares at me every time i go there). Whats up with these peoples fetish for blood here? And why is almost everyone able to look in 2 directions at the same time?
Im gonna visit my buddy Micolash to get high with these weird Cagehelmets, the last time we're imagining running around in some fucked up castle hunting that faggot Patches who turned intro a spider. This time we're gonna get that fucker he still owns me money.
>>325838625
Pthumeru Ihyll?
got it
Im assuming knocking on walls will net me it?
>>325835278
Even if you revive her she's left to sit on a throne alone with a mask forced upon her face for all eternity.
The executioners won, baby. Vilebloods got BTFO like bitches.
>implying I revived that crusty bitch
>>325838672
By getting help, and because twinking
I found it really easy to get enough echoes to level up to 100+ with literally no problems, but for some reason there is this stigma with going above 60
I mean, I can see how you can beat the game at level 60, but this is the only Souls game were people put the so called "shitter barrier" at so low a level.
>>325838672
probably a build dumped purely into 2 stats, like STR and hp.
Then a weapon that cheeses everything.
I know lvl 50 clear is easy enough to do, cutting 25 points off a build like that would probably be just sacrificing health and END
>>325833834
I've never actually done that.
How do you acsess the rest of the archives if you walk back out?
>>325839192
nah, I pvp at level 90 in DaS and BB,
lvl 50 in DeS.
dont ask about das2.
90 is where its at for equal opportunity to meet fresh coopers, and experienced pvp-ers.
best of both worlds, anon.
>>325836079
Oh you have no idea.
>>325836079
I bought Bloodborne for my cousin as a Christmas gift and he hasn't even beat Gascoigne
>>325839532
no, but the elevator jump is doable imo.
I had rougher times at BBs elevator jump at mergos loft than seathe's archives
>>325839192
>>325839350
I was talking about just completing the game at aprox level 28 without meaning to do so, as if on a first playtrough. At least thats what the first post made it sound like at least.
Of course you can easily complete it at low levels, I've done NG+6 LVL4 myself, but I didn't really understand what he meant in that post
>>325839778
>35+% of people who own the game have not even left Central Yharnam
What a fucking travesty
>>325839778
>>325840017
But how? Why would you stop playing a Souls game before even the first boss?
>>325840228
well there is alot to explore in the first area
>>325821772
>people actually believe the hunter
>people actually go to the chapel
fucking faggots, the hunter just wants to kill you
I'm going to the clinic, where the hot doctor will take care of me.
>>325840229
Because retarded normies bought into the game with the trailers without realizing its something they don't like.
Its really common with every game.
>>325840229
Probably most people just find it too hard and quit instead of trying. That's why my cousin hasn't gotten anywhere
>>325840228
You miss the reviewers complaining they couldnt review the game because it was too hard? Its these peoples jobs to play games, and they cant play games. The game wasnt even that hard, in all seriousness, I really want to watch the people who say these games are hard, and see how what the fuck they are doing to make it so.
>>325840627
>Going to the clinic
Ayy lmao
>>325840686
>>325840642
>>325840723
>>325840043
>>325840043
some people dont realize what the umbilical cords do.
So they jump through the game like this
>gascoine>vicar>Yharnum shadows>Rom>the reborn>micolash>mergo>Gehrman
>being a vileblood
>>325840723
I remember that one IGN journalist being stuck on Cleric Beast for 4 hours since he didn't even find the shortcut gate.
>>325841178
>Being an executioner
>>325841178
o shiiiiit
Praise fucking logarius, the wheelpope zooms on in!
>>325841241
hah! imagine his surprise when there was NOTHING after the boss
>>325841171
Yeah but still
The souls from Gascoigne, Vicar and their respective areas are enough to level to 28 already
Micolash alone drops a fuckload of souls
>>325841178
aw yes
the "dreamtime" stock photo logo over the helmet REALLY makes it perfect!
>>325841575
you dont realize, they blow it all on healing items, LOSE it by dying,
or spend it on useless crap, like weapons you can find lying around in the world.
>>325841178
oh my god
>>325840229
If you don't count the asylum beast then i quit dark souls one without ever finding a boss.
>>325841178
>>325832193
>>325832529
this is the oc i needed to motivate me
>>325841825
I find it impossible that someone would be able to complete the game at level 28 while still dying so much that they needed to spend all their souls on vials.
Fucking hell, the world itself has so many drops its ridiculous to think like that
>>325842110
heavy armor felt slow?
dump it till you spec more END.
the character movement feels much faster at higher levels of END, and if youre a ninjaflipper, you are in full sanic mode. even makes your rolling R1s come out massively fast
Bout to start up another playthrough in prep for OH, any interesting ideas I should play?
>>325842358
>heavy armor felt slow?
the whole damn game feels too slow i even tried running around naked and it still felt like i was walking through mud. I honestly have better shit to do than be fucked with playing that game again.
>>325842328
see, they spend all their souls on vials to not die, and REMEMBER THIS
you cant be PVP invaded if you are UNDER level 30.
so all the fuckwads stay at low sl because theyre afraid of the big bad invaders at mergos loft.
Ironically, they might end up being massively more skilled at dodging and parrying as a result of staying low lvl, even more so than average invaders. FEAR motivates the skill necessary to proceed.
>>325842730
>FEAR motivates the skill necessary to proceed.
deep
>>325842582
kek what SL were you? Your weapon has weight too.
also, you dont know speed until you equip a ninjaroll ring.
makes DaS2 look like pussy shit, and its on equal footing with BBs dashing.
>>325821772
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>>325843112
WHAT THE FUCK
>>325843369
>>325843523
>>325843112
>kek what SL were you?
don't know and don't care this was a couple years ago i haven't played since.
I almost avoided bloodborne entirely thinking it would be more of the same bullshit. the only reason i even ended up buying it was because i went to gamestop looking for disgaea 5 and they were sold out so i got bloodborne instead. Imagine my surprise when i found out that it wasn't completely unplayable and was actually pretty fun.
>>325839778
My real-life buddy bought Bloodborne day one and didn't get past Gascoigne.
He had never played a Souls game and had no clue what he was getting into.
>>325841241
Yeah that was embarrassing to watch, he was complaining on Twitter about how unfair it was that he had to run all the way through the level each time he died and people had to tell him step-by-step how to open the shortcut (which I'm pretty sure he also critised as bad design).
I don't get how you can't find it, there's 4 entrances to that section of Central Yharnam.
> Rolling through the barrels, easily missable, but surely you'd notice something after running past it 10+ times.
> Going over the bridge down the stairs instead of through the werewolves, then down the sewer. Again easily missable due to barrels, but it's baffling he didn't go down there and have a look.
> Rolling off the bridge into some rubble. Missing this is unforgivable, there's literally an item there which guides you down and since it's a one-way path searching for the way back forces you to find the shortcut.
> Going into the house from the top. This is 100% unforgivable that he didn't find it. An enemy runs out of the path so you'd have to be blind not to see it, and immeasurably dumb not to explore it after getting your ass kicked by the Boss dozens of times.
Still not as bad as ayoutube playthroughI saw where he found the shortcut, opened it, but still went the long way every time.
>>325843815
to be fair, Gascoigne is a pretty hard start if you never bothered with the actual first boss and learned to use and abuse items.
>>325839778
I never fought Cleric Beast my first playthrough
Are we past the stupid role-playing yet? Are we actually talking about Bloodborne now?
so why didn't they unlock the door behind cleric beast yet? Someone proved it lead to that room with the pottery next to the chest
How is Yarnham outside of the hunt? Like, do people live regular lives and shit?
>>325844775
It was probably a shortcut that got "phased out" later in the game's development when they decided to bottleneck the player through Gascoigne's area and gave the Oedon Chapel more connections.
Plus, it just adds a bit to the game to hear that lore about how the Church cut itself off from Yharnam and you can see the physical ramifications of it.
>>325845167
As regular as a society that imbibes blood for alcohol and has a church that prays to celestial sea slugs can be. Oh, and is sitting atop the burnt crater of a plague slum.
Yharnam is fucked
Literally who are Mensis and Mergo?
>>325824126
christ, my sides.
>>325825773
>>325845432
While someone comes up with the answer to this, who is Oedon? I know he's intangible, and gets whores pregnant on a whim, but why is there a tomb for him?
He wasn't mentioned at all in anything I found, so how to people know about him?
>>325829795
calm down, grampa logarius.
it's 2016, we accept the butt hunters now.
Actual Bloodborne threads are so fucking comfy, they really remind me of old demon's and dark threads.
>>325845432
Mensis was one of the splinter schools of thought as to the nature of the Gods, as a splinter from the College of Bergenworth and the Church. They believed they could create their own gods [the One Reborn] through communing with the Nightmare, though they lacked the resolve or technique Hunters used. They trapped themselves in the Nightmare along with the conduits they had kidnapped and transferred to the hidden city and the Gaol.
Mergo was the daughter of the Pthumerian Queen, leader of an ancient civilization that stood where Yharnam now stands. Mergo was one of the first "Kin of the Cosmos" children of the Gods, and as protected by the Wet Nurse, itself a God, until it was ready to mature. However, it only exists as a memory trapped in the Nightmare because the Pthumerians have died and gone.
>>325845670
The whole point of Oedon is that we don't know shit, he's just pervasive.
>>325824126
>dislikes
>PVE
I died
>>325830772
those church fuckers promised to solve the vilebloods problem!
we, common folk suffer, when those assholes simply drink blood and fiddle celestial larvae.
i say, burn those fuckers! BURN!!!
>>325846113
>daughter
sorry that's unconfirmed, I think someone had come up with an origin for the name that was female, but as we know From fucks around with name genders sometimes.
>>325832138
are you some kind of outsider faggot that don't eat no umbilical cords to gain infinite knowledge of the Old Ones?
>>325833017
well, that's how my first fight with her looked like.
there was no consent, i must add.
>>325833261AYYYYYY
>>325845432
And why is the Wet Nurse invisible
>>325835913
alfred can't reach cainhurst without Hunter giving him the summons first. the queen is safe.
>>325846870
Because it's a god and does what it wants. Just like Amygdalas aren't visible to those without enough eyes, other Gods can probably control when they are/aren't visible.
>>325833261
>tfw when AWOO is unbearably worse than AYYY
I mean, it makes sense to the world of BB, but fuck if it's not upsetting.
>>325838919
MOTHERFUCKING WITCHES
GOD, I'M MAD.
This fucking game man
>always take like 30-50 attempts to beat ludwig
>finally make a agi/blt build to use the edgeblade chikage
>start losing to easy guys like micolash and Iosefka
>holy fuck
>beat ludwig in my second try
and i still didnt get the chikage...raitter is getting too much fun
>>325847057
Wolf build has the highest theoretical damage of any build in the game 2bh.
>>325847057
it's pretty funny that they fucked up and made beast claws awful TWICE
>>325838919
>that one mandatory Loran chalice where two witches and their summons aggro on you from that floor's lamp
>>325833997
not sure why, but i really do love this one.
>>325846870
The kin are beings beyond comprehension. This was something of a thing in Lovecraft stuff at least, they were simply invisible because they were beyond human comprehension, you couldnt physically see them because you couldnt process their form and being as physical information, as you progress in BB you gain insight however, and are able to comprehend them as you progress, remember how after killing Rom-the only other being to gain true insight-you are then able to see the amygdala throughout the world? And using the umbilical cords-physical objects that allow you to put a form to the beasts-allows you to actually see the moon presence?
"We need more eyes on the inside" and "grant us eyes" the game keeps saying, its the idea of understanding that there is something else out there we dont understand and can see, its not about physically attaching actual eyes to yourself, but trying to find it in yourself to become knowledgeable of the unknown.
All speculation of course.
>>325833997
>Left-handed
So cute
>>325847838
PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT
>>325843939
pretty much this.
you need to learn how to do a proper parry, even more when he goes beast mode.
or spam molotovs.
>>325847672
>its not about physically attaching actual eyes to yourself
Actually, there's a lot of implications that gaining Insight literally does cause you to mutate and become some kind of monstrous eyeball monster. Umbilical Cords have eyes all over them, for example, and the Brain of Mensis does more damage based on your Insight level because it locks more of its eyes with you. So while the philosophical implications of Insight certainly stand, there's also a good dose of body horror.
Of course the Hunters don't see that themselves because the eyes are on the inside, that or because they're figments of imagination bound to a Nightmare.
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>>325845670
isn't he simply the Old One that came before Ebriestas? the cathedral ward seems abandoned and old, while the all the church folk are present in the newer part, higher.
>>325848168
For fucks sake I'm so sick of this shit
>>325847329
blades of mercy are for true hunters
>>325846113
daaaaamn.
i wondered why Mergo is almost unpresent in the game. now makes me wonder what would happen if Mensis did finish the ritual.
>>325848168
If this were a book cover it'd be perfection
![[Laughter Stops].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RVhrSkO.jpg "[Laughter Stops].jpg")
>>325835429
I would love soo much for a annalise boss fight if you resurrected her...she realize that dyng and being resurrected in Rom altar gives her part of old ones power and attacks you as a vileblood godess or something like that
cmon from you guys gives a almost full castlevania experience in cainhust just complete with a drac boss fight!
>>325834593
I'm guessing Bloody Crow raping Elinee.
>>325848329
>what would happen if Mensis did finish the ritual
Fishing Hamlet: Not as wet edition.
>>325848168
Probably a really stupid question, but why do real iosefka and fauxefka look exactly the same if they are two different people?
>>325848581
It's Maria actually, and why is it rape?
>>325848329
What I want to know, is what was the exact effect? Why did it cause some people to be those weird torch statues, and other people to be merged into the buildings? Was the effect slow enough for them to see it but fast enough so that all they managed to do was attempt to run away? Did it immediately kill Micolash and his students? I know that the ritual pulled them into the nightmare, but did they know?
>>325848674
TWINS THEY WERE
>>325838625
Motherfucker
>>325848729
considering micolash thought he was going to wake up and forget everything he must have believed things were at least decent in the waking world, plus it kind of looked like those other cage heads mummified over time
>>325848329
The One Reborn would have ascended to actual Godhood and probably went fucking Godzilla on Yharnam, destroying it and burying beneath the earth the same way the Pthumerians vanished long ago.
At least, that's what I assume the School was trying to do. It seems unlikely they could actually mature Mergo itself, but perhaps find some means of maturing The One Reborn if they could only have gotten close enough to the Wet Nurse. Or perhaps the Brain of Mensis was doing the thinking for them? Though, to me, the Brain is what's keeping the nightmare itself alive - it's certainly not Micolash.
>>325848729
maybe killing Rom ignited the melt into buildings thing. hard to tell which atrocity happened at what point of the story. i almost seems that the Hunter appears too late.
>Fight Eileen
>Die
>"Say hello to the Doll for me"
you bitch ;_;
>>325848674
because Fake Iosefka is a Healing Church [or ex-Church] scientist/alchemist/whatever you want to call her and probably used the real Iosefka's bottled up Blood to perform self-surgery.
>>325848729
I think Micolash and the others purposefully took themselves into the nightmare, along with the human conduits they kidnapped to serve as fodder for The One Reborn, but just failed to pull themselves back out in time to prevent starvation and death. Or, perhaps, they knew they were going to suicide. We'll never know. As for the odd statues and architecture, we see the same thing in Old Yharnam and I think those are just meant to be fucked up decorations, I don't think the people were turned into living statues Pompeii-style.
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>>325848986
wait, what? i though Miclosh was only involved with Mergo.
what's the deal with One Reborn?
>>325848574
>Annaliese boss fight
>statues form into a maze or turn into mobs for you to fight
>If you have high bloodtinge she could turn that against you, or if you gave her too many blood dregs she'll have a third phase in the fight where she gives birth to a Child of Blood, which would be a blood version of yourself (sounds lame, but c'mon)
>she summons a Vileblood to play the piano while you fight (which will be her main theme), but if you manage to kill him it turns into this nightmare, fucked up version
>she drops her helmet as loot
>>325849010
Considering Micolash and his students were all mummified corpses, it must have happened a long time ago
>>325848168
>wants to post the rest but someone doesn't want it
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE LIVING IN YHARNAM
Hahaha you fucking degenerates. The whole country's laughing at you and your idiotic fucking heathen religion, crime and pest control problems.
God willing, the Queen will send in some Regulars to haul your sorry asses off to the colonies with the rest of the empires failures. That day can't come soon enough
>>325848674
You can't really get a good look at Iosefka so it doesn't really matter.
>>325645206
thoughts /v/?
>>325849697
heresy
>>325849793
Gascan was a grizzled old fart, not some bara faggot. Hate when people do this.
"Of course, I do love you, Anon."
>>325849684
>>325850363
>>325850095
I looked up a bl4 fight of the MP, and I was amazed at how many cool attacks it had in its 2nd form. I always kill it too fast to see any of them. They really should have given it more hp
>>325850316
>no doll joints
AWAY
AWAY
