I LIKE THAT (HALF) JUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
I hope you die
>>324427340
Couldn't even get 30 seconds in. The autism is overwhelming.
Reminder that Chibi got a girlfriend and we're still shitposting about SGDQ 1.5 years later
>25 minutes
Can I get a tl;dw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_OSmMhrIhE
>>324427621
She dumped him and he admitted that they never fucked.
>>324427668
Guy finds a way to do a self-imposed challenge via many different exploits all working in harmony.
STOP IT
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
>>324427668
he tries to complete courses in mario 64 with as few a presses as possible. for some he holds down a before entering the course and releases at some point during the course, so it's only half an a press.
every bit as autistic as it sounds
>>324427783
>dated for a week or however long
>didnt fuck
i dont think i've had a relationship that didnt start with fucking, how do people do this?
>>324427621
idc that he's autistic it's just funny that he cheated so blatantly and reacted the way he did
VIDEOGAMES
>>324427616
kill yourself
this isn't autism
it's called having a passion, being intrigued about how the game works
if ha was autistic he wouldn't be able to explain it properly in simple terms or make good replies in the comments
but hey, I guess all the people who made mario64 all have autism too right?
>>324428202
those aren't relevant to /v/
>>324428110
Welcome to the beta realm.
>>324427678
>You will never fuck Kaddykins
Why live?
>>324427340
So it's just negative edge?
>other thread 404s
>same autist posts the exact same thread 20 minutes later
Why are you so obsessed with this guy? Who cares?
>>324428214
it's autism at its best
>>324428110
I watched a video of him responding to his autism with Caveman (or whatever he calls himself) and after admitting he has assburgers he also said he bought condoms for that AGDQ but never got to use them.
>>324428392
She looks like a meth addict now.
two dank memes, one thread
>>324428018
>>324427823
Doesn't sound too bad honestly. It's how the potentially entertaining runs are born, like reverse boss orders or glitchfests.
How good is this autist at actually playing the game normally?
>>324428110
Shaving sex off saved him another thirty seconds.
>>324428458
t. TJ "Henry" Yoshi
>>324428458
He's posting the thread himself to get attention.
CWCHIBI LIVES
>>324427668
QUADRUPLE PARALLEL UNIVERSES
Wait, is Chibi doing these minimal press runs now? That guy in the video, that wasn't Chibi, right? He sounded way less low-functioning.
>>324428110
h-hey...
>>324427340
Wow I got like 2 minutes into this and just wow this is some advanced autism at play here. Holy fug.
>>324428589
If my meth addict you mean 10/10
>>324428392
>out of all the hot girls out there, this is your fantasy fuck
>a 6/10 with no personality
.
Do you think that the people who make these games see these people playing their creations like this and just think what the fuck is wrong with these people?
I sympathize with chibi. He's just a kid he didnt do nothin
>>324429234
The heart wants what it wants, anon.
>>324429234
to be fair, every chick would be a 6/10 if it weren't for make up
>>324429528
They just enjoy the cash.
>>324427616
>>324427668
You ADHD fucks need to either put up or shut up.
I can honestly say that the only reason this video is big on /v/ is not because people are making fun of the dude, but because everyone is genuinely surprised by how in-depth he goes and because the 'wow' factor of jumping between parallel universes in a 20 year old game is pretty high, which fuels the 'Mario has the deepest lore' jokes this board has had for ages.
The video is worth watching twice. It's even better if you're a Computer Science student.
>>324429147
>blue hair
>>324429147
Frumpy looking bitch that probably takes dog dick daily
>>324429147
>>324429593
COLORED HAIR
BE AWARE
>>324427340
>combining memes
It's evolving. Mutating.
>>324429593
She's gonna take you back to the past
>>324429593
i would prefer girls that doesnt try to hard with their hair
bland girls are the nicest that i met, some are realy cute to be around
>>324427340
>you will never perfect scuttlebug raising
>>324429715
This. Speedrunning can be pretty autistic, but this video is just a really interesting in-depth explanation of multiple recently found glitches that just show in even more detail how the game works. If you think it's uninteresting enough to need a TL;DR, maybe you should take a break from /v/ today - clearly you've let memes take the wheel.
Remember when people played vidya for fun? Those were the days.
>>324430138
That never happened, anon.
>>324429715
You know those retarded jokes aren't funny either, right?
anyone have the video of the phone call to chibi's mom about his nudes
>>324427340
I only now realize that speedrunning is a real hobby or even passion that peope dedicate their lives to the same way that some others dedicate themselves to sports or the mastery of an instrument.
The implications of this are many, and none of them are comforting.
Jesus Christ.
>>324430332
>chibi nudes
BRO
>>324430289
>not just enjoying the brief vidya-related funposting while it lasts and getting upset at a joke that's not even a full day old
There's really no other word to describe people like you other than big babies. Cry about it till it blows over, then cry about the next flavor of the week inside joke people come up with, ad infinitum.
>>324430395
There are billions of people on this planet and most of them will never do anything of significance. Stop taking things so seriously.
5
>>324427340
This is interesting as fuck.
How do people figure this shit out?
>LE REDDITORS FORCING LE EPIC MAY MAYS XD
Guys this is hilarious if you spam this for the next month until it's a may may I'm buying all you good sirs reddit gold!
>>324430530
Yeah, they found his nudes on Photobucket and then called his mom to tell her that he was sending them off to seventeen year old girls. His mom apologizes and then talks about how autistic he is. She even mentions his dark energy moon collar
>>324430395
So they just decide at a young age "well, I'm a useless fuck who's never going to be remembered for doing anything important, so I might as well just waste my life trying to play a game a few seconds faster"?
>>324430332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dacdNPXbNE
>why did he wear the collar?
>he was a big guy
>>324430332
https://youtu.be/4dacdNPXbNE
>So he's a big guy
Fucking fag
>>324431973
>She calls the dark collar stupid
>What if the dark collar was protecting him from all this?
>>324431707
Whats the point of reddit gold? What do you do with it?
>>324432043
>>324432065
>posting hats
>>324432065
isn't chibi like 26?
does anyone have the nudes?
>>324430138
>he doesn't shitpost AND play videogames
Step it up, your QPU is misaligned
WOW WHAT A NEW AND FRESH VIDEO I'M SURE THIS HASN'T BEEN SPAMMED FOR THE LAST DAY
>>324432269
Why do you want to see his gross dick anyway?
>>324432817
I dunno it entices me
Not as much the penis as the novelty of it belonging to chibi
>>324427340
That's some cool shit.
>>324432043
>>324432065
>17 years old
>pedo
Americans..
>>324433453
>>324433697
>>324433549
Yeah I'm pretty sure people discovered he just regularly raped her.
>>324428523
>never got to use them.
But anon, they werejust in case.
>de facto speed changes
>become qpu unaligned
>>324427340
We've seen the video. Thanks.
are there any pic of chibi's mom
>>324428214
That's definitely autism.
100%.
You can be passionate about something without being a retarded about it.
Where does I LIKE THAT JUMP come from? I missed that meme.
>>324429715
>I can honestly say that the only reason this video is big on /v/ is not because people are making fun of the dude(...)
Except it is.
>>324434281
Chibi cheating at speedrunning
>>324429715
Hes a good guy. I lik him and think hes cool. Qpu fo life scuttlebug raising rules
>>324434281
Cheating his speedrun with a moon jump during a frame perfect jump.
stop
>>324427678
>20+ years old
>I-I have a cr-rush
What the fuck, man
Does Chibi have a father
>>324434896
he's ded
>>324434281
He cheated an extremely, extremely hard glitch jump and then just said that nonchalantly trying to fake happiness for succeeding in it. It was suspicious as fuck, as if someone really did that jump on the first try legitly, the reaction would certainly have been something more than just saying that with a plain face.
>>324427668
Here
http://youtu.be/h7UcNR9KP8k
>>324427340
Autism thread? Autism thread.
>>324432043
>>324432065
I feel bad for his mom a bit.
>>324434517
>>324434636
>>324435054
Ignore all these people.
Chibi didn't do anything wrong.
He did a frame-perfect jump, but since he didn't follow proper autistic rules in the process (as if speedrunning isn't already cheating), he's blacklisted from the "cool club".
Lesson of the life: Don't ever cross an autist. They will ruin your life for absolutely no reason.
>>324427340
Shades of Ulillillia
>>324429593
>>324429147
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>324435508
"No using an action replay moon jump code" isn't an autistic rule
>>324435376
Sup. I hope you're liking this autism thread.
>>324430106
this
this is legitimately the most entertaining thing I've seen on /v/ the entire year and mods keep being faggots deleting everything on sight
>>324435508
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>324427340
This is getting run into the ground.
>>324435843
Welcome to /v/
>>324435843
>This is getting run into the ground.
which one of the two
How much speed do I need to make the initial qpu jump and how many pus can I move if I build up speed for 30 hours?
Cheatbi
>>324435843
this is getting run into the wall backwards on a water submerged slope in order to travel to a parallel universe
>tfw I'm away from the internet for a weekend and /v/ already has a new forced meme
>>324429715
I really like this video for what it is, but this meme is absolutely brilliant.
>>324436008
it depends on the angle of the ramp
>>324434778
>two things
But we can do better.
>>324435698
Whatever. Why does it matter so long as he finishes the game quickly? These autists already allow others to abuse replicable glitches and bugs. There's not any fucking difference between exploiting some unintended behavior of a game to give yourself infinite money or whatever and just giving yourself infinite money with cheats. It's all cheating.
My head almost exploded when he said 12 hours
is there any benefit to ramping QPUs on a normal map or should I only use it when trying to do scuttlejumps?
is it possible to achieve an elevated QPU velocity without moving for 12 hours by using an advanced movement technique?
>>324436112
kek
>>324428632
btfo
>>324429657
Wrong
He sat there for 12 hours. 12 HOURS HOLDING A. 12 HOURS!
>>324429593
NEVER hook up with a girl that makes this face in pictures. I don't know what it is about that face but only psycho bitches make it.
>>324436708
I'm sure he bought some tape or something
>>324436708
he uses tas, moron. it probably took about 3 seconds to hold A for 12 hours in game
>>324429147
>yfw hair dye leads to female pattern baldness
>>324427340
What's the story behind OP's pic?
I've seen that guy's place before as seen in this pic, but I haven't read the backstory.
is this something that is possible to do at an AGDQ or SGDQ?
>>324436261
You need at least 12 hours of sinking speed in order to achieve QPU movement for a specific slope - different slopes have different sinking speeds. This is why you often need to go beyond 12 hours of sinking speeds to reach a higher-tier QPU in order to reach different levels of QPU for different slopes.
https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A?t=919
>>324436885
you're better off
>>324436814
Sorry, I don't know anything about speedrunning other than you have to be literally diagnosed with autism or be a tranny. Or both.
>>324427340
This is incredible thanks OP
Here's an idea you meme-enablers, fuck off to /vg/ and talk about your QPU faggot eceleb runners fuck-ups there. They'll jerk you off better.
>>324436885
He cheats during a speedrun and some guy in his stream notices and calls him out.
>>324437137
Make like a mystery goomba and disappear.
>>324437137
>being this misaligned
>>324437137
>>324437137
>he didn't hover his scuttle bug high enough to make the final qpu jump
>>324437510
Can someone explain scuttlebug?
>>324437490
>Reddit crying about unfunny, shitty, forced memes
Fucking priceless.
>>324437727
Watch the video nigger. All of it or you won't be in the meme club
this is too fucking shitty to NOT let become a meme.
This faggot actually did math to push himself across skyboxs to finish one level?
Please tell me he has a job.
>>324437490
r/4chan's gonna flip!
Fucking all day with this stupid shit. Enough.
>>324427340
The video was quite delightful to watch. The planning was meticulous, the solution ingenious, the explanations clear and kind... Then I've made the mistake of reading the comments, where all the intellectual bottom-feeders kept repeating the word "autism" to fool themselves into believing that intelligence is a bad thing. Such an effort just to avoid paying respect... Personally, I'm in awe. I'm glad there are still people like this in our world.
>>324438096
is that lily collins
what happend to her career
>>324438096
>intellegence
>wasted on fucking Mario 64
I wouldn't say that he's playing with a full deck anon
This picture contains material that might be offensive to some viewers.
Discretion is advised.
>>324438219
turns out being box office poison can be detrimental career wise
>>324438219
I know notice it says Lily Collins
still what happened to her career
STop forcing this
Is it time to uninstall /v/ for a little while? We have a really bad forced meme that can be triggered by something as simple as an image depicting Mario, the most famous video game character ever, on a board that's allegedly about video games.
Maybe I'll just come on for the Smash tournaments and hang out in XCOM 2 threads when the game drops.
>>324436129
If that was the case, everyone would just make AR codes to run the credits and have .5 second speedruns. Don't be retarded
>>324438453
Sorry it's triggering your "disease" but tards like this need to be humiliated before they get the misconception that they're people
>>324438536
>Maybe I'll just come on for the Smash tournaments
Confirmed, this meme is a filter for faggots who don't belong here
>>324437490
>a 4chan subreddit
Guessing these people just laugh at old screencaps and think every board is filled with /b/tard hacker pedophiles
>SM64 any% run
>No BLJ
>No bunny skip
>No full jumps
>Final Destination
>>324438619
I meant /v/ tourneys so I have people to play with, not the stupid Smash tournament thing going on. I don't have any interest in watching that.
>>324427340
> pretending that there is such a thing as a half press
No there isn't. Unless you were fucking born pressing that button, you pressed it down at some point. Even if you turned on the console while pressing the button, you did press it. So fuck you, bullshit discarded, entire video discarded because you are a fucking liar.
>>324438736
"Henry" pls
>>324438324
But we can do better than that
>>324434778
>subscribed to 600+ people
The absolute madman
>>324438904
Dude wth it's a button. Either you press it or you don't
>>324438904
underrated post
>>324438658
They think every board is filled with /b/ shitposters trying to ruin board culture.
>>324439069
How could it have been underrated if there hasn't been enough replies to warrant an overlooked joke? It was literally 3 replies. That's like pressing a button and calling it a half press.
>>324438736
admittedly the reasoning is sound
If you count pressing a button for something else, you shouldn't have to count it twice again just because its convenient for your argument.
He pressed the button in the overworld. So on the "dicked around in the overworld" category thats 1 press.
In the actual stage, however, he never pressed the button.
so to get that one particular star it did take him 12 hours, tons of fucking math, tool assisted precise inputs, and some "your mother must have vaccinated you as a baby" autism,
but it didnt take a single A Button Pressonly half
>>324429147
>10/10
>your dreamgirl is an extremely generous 6/10 betahunter with a princess complex from attending GDQs filled with sexhungry beatvirgins
Why lower your standards so low? Have you actually given up?
Is this your 10/10 dreamgirl so you can justify fucking a pimpled landwhale because shes a 5/10 compared to this garbage?
Stand up for yourself man
>>324439141
>"a vinesauce game"
>"nintendrone shit"
WHO PART OF THE GOLD PATROL HERE?
Been subbed to gamej06 for 4 months now. This guy is based AF.
>>324438593
Its not punishing shit, its just viral mmarketing, you are rewarding him with views and money
>>324433549
YOOO
I live 10 minutes from there
>>324427616
The video was quite delightful to watch. The planning was meticulous, the solution ingenious, the explanations clear and kind... Then I've made the mistake of reading this thread, where all the intellectual bottom-feeders kept repeating the word "autism" to fool themselves into believing that intelligence is a bad thing. Such an effort just to avoid paying respect... Personally, I'm in awe. I'm glad there are still people like this in our world.
People have brought this up more than I would have liked to hear.
>>324439274
>>324439141
"ruin undertal threads"
>>324436885
He was doing a speedrun of Paper Mario and there's one part where you can trick the game into letting you double jump but it's really hard to do, so he just used GameShark to let him jump at any time and then pretended he got the trick legitimately. People found out and he pretty much got blacklisted from having his records honored in the speedrunning community.
Or something like that.
>>324439475
that autistic kid that went nuts just staring at livestock all day ended up using his mental disorder to help farmer
the autismo who holds down the A Button for 12 hours in super mario just ended up masturbating into a picture of princess peach
So if I just tap a button on a controller without holding it in, that's considered a half press by this guy's logic?
>>324439708
More like by the actual game's logic. He explains in the video how the game interprets presses of a button.
>>324439257
>He pressed the button in the overworld. So on the "dicked around in the overworld" category thats 1 press.
>In the actual stage, however, he never pressed the button.
Doesn't matter, does it? He still pressed the button at some point.
Look, if I am skilled enough to shoot a bullet straight up and have it catch a wind and travel around the world and land in exactly the place I want after exactly one month, it's still murder if someone gets hit by that bullet. It doesn't matter when you do something, it matters why you do it.
The only way I can see this as true is a production error in a controller that made it come from the factory with the A button depressed. And then you could use it once for a half press by unpressing it.
>>324429715
>It's even better if you're a Computer Science student.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrmv6EPKfpg
>>324439807
Yes, I saw, but either way, there is always a split second of "hold" no matter what. A button press is a button press. Regardless of how fast you tap it.
>>324427340
How can I live off the QPU grid? I'm tired of Obama taking away my scuttlebugs.
>>324439141
>Reddit is upset about people "ruining" Undertale and filename threads
That figures.
>>324439675
That's not exclusively what I've seen the term describe, but alright. Even then it merely mocks dedication to one's interests. There's also a peculiar set of norms that need to be involved for all of this to work; namely: society needs to outline what activities deserve attention and the prescribed amount it allows for them. As long as we are not dealing with an addiction that has ruined a person's life, I tend to be deeply suspicious of such approaches. There also seems to be a degree of hostility involved when it comes to the term. People don't call others "autists" purely descriptively most of the time. If we drilled into that, some insecurities could be discovered. Either way, as far as I'm concerned, this makes about as much sense as calling others "geeks" or "nerds" in desperate hope that it will be seen as an insult. I'd wear it like a goddamn badge of honor.
>>324428632
you autustic fucks are so spiteful
no Im not chibi lol
>>324440036
fuck off, nerd.
>>324439141
Oh holy fuck this is triggering.
Who the actual fuck is the target audience of a 4chan subreddit?
>>324440309
People who were btfo /v/ and wanted a less abrasive version.
>>324439950
Sure thing """""""""""""""""Henry""""""""
>>324440309
People who cantz hantz the bantz
>>324434079
>a retarded
You're hardly in a position to judge
>>324439950
Say he has to press A to enter a level, and he has to release the button at some point to complete the level.
Outside of the level, he PRESSES and HOLDS the button. Inside of the level, he HOLDS and RELEASES the button.
It's a half press to enter the level because he never stops holding, and it's a half press inside the level because he never begins holding.
At least, I think that's how his notation works.
>>324427340
Wait, he didn't even finish the level? He ran so fast while standing still that he teleported to another level that is the same level and finished that one instead?
>>324440309
People who want to tell everyone about how much they love 4chan, without actually visiting it.
>>324440606
Then how does he jump? Have to push that button down to jump. Simply letting go of a even if you pressed it during black screen won't trigger a jump motion. He pressed the button 1 full time as there is no such thing as a half press. Something about this doesn't seem right. I am accusing you of cheating. I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later.
>>324428214
Its negative edge. Was a 20-something minute video required to explain negative edge?
>there are people who actually think a half press is not a real thing
how new? this shit has been around since the NES, it is not a new thing
>>324440309
I know of people who use r/4chan
They said they wanted to look at all the good parts of 4chan without wading through the shit. They think dicks are posted everywhere and the site is riddled with viruses
>>324441143
Well they are and it is so...
WHO PART OF THE GOLD PATROL HERE?
Been subbed to gamej06 for 4 months now. This guy is based AF
>>324440745
The "parallel universes" only have floor collision detection. A huge chunk of the vid explained that he had to return to the actual stage to interact with objects like the elevator and the star.
Guess this vid really IS too hard for /v/...
qpu?
>>324440895
>>324441216
More like the pole patrol amirite?
"HENRY"HEADS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>324440895
The a button in SM64 is contextual. So long as it's being held it'll do shit like jump.
>>324427340
>wondering what this shit is about
>get showered with gargantuan doses of autism
>forcing myself to bear with it to see where it goes
>"We're gonna talk about parallel universes"
So obviously Chibi cheated but how did he do it again? With a cheat code or pre-recorded footage or what?
Personally I'm laughing my ass off at the OC and the butthurt it creates but I hate how self-concious /v/ became over the years
Not even a day and everyone is screaming "FORCED MEME" just because people are spamming threads
Get that word out of your head and just enjoy the fun
>>324441447
Game Genie or Action Replay. Moonjump code--allowed him to fake a frame perfect jump by holding L.
Unfortunately, the dude who discovered that jump, the guy who literally memorized the frame data for every possible jump scenario in TTYD, was watching.
>>324439141
I knew Undertale fans were complete fucking faggots but holy shit this is final confirmation.
someone post scuttlebug rising
>>324427340
This is fucking impressive. In a horrible way, but I am impressed.
>>324441428
>get showered with gargantuan doses of autism
says the weeaboo faggot
Han Solo dies
Rey is Luke's daughter
>>324438736
>>324439043
>>324439708
>>324439864
>>324439950
fuck off "henry"
>>324436926
I'm not sure if you're serious, but no.
Some of the tricks certainly are, but most of them rely on difficult tas only movements and wasted time for the point of fewer a presses.
>tfw you'll never have a scuttlebug jamboree because it doesn't exist on any pu
can you do a half press on a GBA or DS?
>>324441974
read the manga
How is it different from pressing a button really fast then?
What did he mean by this?
>>324428523
>>324427340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8rUzA8O_aQ
>half button presses
>>324442418
There are certain trick that will crash the game if played on actual N64 hardware and not an emulator/VC.
>>324439651
more webms of this guy
>counters overflowing = multiple universes
>>324427340
I don't understand this meme.
>>324427340
Oh look. The video from that autistic guy again.
That video was great, but I don't get why it's so popular on /v/ now. I've always like pannenkoek's stuff.
>>324427678
nice
>>324427616
Anon, he's a computer science major trying to apply what he's learning and learned to his favorite video game.
Its not autism, its actually a really good way to apply and cement what you've been taught in your own time.
>>324439141
Reminder that if someone seems like they're from Reddit. They probably are.
>>324442745
The guy is so autistic people like to laugh at it.
omg is he talking about maths and stuff for some old dumb mario game xD
what an autismo lets meme this kid ahahaha amirite
>>324442856
At least he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.
>>324441143
If you go on 4chan you'll get hacked! I'm not sure what they'll hack, but it'll happen!
>>324442745
But that didn't stop me!
>>324439141
>trying to look like 4chan
>everyone has a username and traceable posts
What the fuck is the point?
>>324443379
i think that's literally /b/
>>324442879
>Its not autism, its actually a really good way to apply and cement what you've been taught in your own time.
Not really
>>324435843
Anything slightly amusing has to have 5 threads made on it a day until everyone on the board hates it.
>>324441537
Contemporary /v/ hates any original content that's actually related to video games in a way that isn't negative
If you want to make video game related OC on /v/, it has to be about how x game is the BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY so that the redditors who came here after TOR can understand it
>>324433549
>Pencil Box Way
Goddamn it america, what kind of retarded street names are those?
Why does he sound like rockcock64?
>>324443697
Sounds like BillyMC, too. Hmm
>23 years old
>my QPU is still misaligned
should I just kill myself
>>324429147
>>324429234
she looks like fucking ayy lamo and you guys think she's a 6/10. are you fucking gay?
>>324443807
I will raise you up
I'll be your scuttlebug, Anon
>yfw you get to T1 to T6
So how many exponential equations did you do until you realized the goombas in the goomba cluster could be positioned to be a quadratic /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpcMlj8BwWE
source for pic is link in the description
>>324443629
Sorry Britain, we've yet to update our street names to properly cooperate with Sharia Law.
>tfw you've gone off the QPU grid
>>324442570
>all those autists in the comments defending chibi
