GET IN HERE AND PLAY WITH YOUR FELLOW DUECES.
aos://2069846860
>>324283885
hard bump
We have 26 slots of goodness.
bump for best girl
bump for vapor
Come play ACE OF SPADES with us anon.
A GOLDEN AGE DAWNS
>>324284237
bump for true best girl
>>324285105
bump for best boy
Bump
>no install link
>>324285886
a realistic simulation of the current game
http://www.mediafire.com/download/p2gy8aev8ua850u/aos054install.msi
aos://2069846860
>>324286258
>not having it installed already
>>324286760
>can't use chrome
>>324287372
Win key + R then paste
Not that hard fag
>not using the pastebin OP
Welp, I genuinely forgot I had AoS installed, used to be the one hosting.
Maybe next week.
Bump
Also, pastebin
http://pastebin.com/rAnXqLTN
>>324284835
>who put this big black schlong in the middle of the map
Bump
BLUE = POO
What version do you guys play? The most recent one you have to pay for? I remember once upon a time it was free, but it sort of feels worth paying for right now.
lmao this game is so shit
>>324289038
We're playing on 0.54, which is free
Read the pastebin from earlier in the thread
>>324289038
>The most recent one you have to pay for?
Never in a million fucking years.
>>324286760
thanks for the virus anon
The state of /v/ is really reflected in the quality of it's AOS players
>2011
okay
>2012
sharp and sudden decline but still able to play a simple game
>2013 onwards
flatlining at the lowest possible level, complete inability to comprehend a simple game
I would join but I cant for the life of me get the game to run without the resolution getting all fucked up and off center.
>>324289513
What are they doing now that's so bad?Is 0.54 the one with the puke inducing floors or was that after they fixed that?
>>324289513
I remember when we played it last year and it was flooded with smg kiddies talking shit about the game to try and fit in.
>>324290060
it does have puking floors and the quality of the players has always been bad, but join and play with us anyways! The more of /v/, the more autistic.
>>324290060
No teamwork, people just play it like a run and gun COD game while bizarrely taking it incredibly seriously despite being shit players.
Nobody tunnels, nobody builds. They just run over the top of the hill getting shot.
People are so buttmad about minecraft being popular that they will demolish their own teammates buildings because THIS ISNT MINECRAFT LOL
>people yesterday linking to buildandshoot without a hint of irony
>people using the SMG and then screaming like a toddler in thread when they get kicked
>>324290704
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>324290679
Literally what are you talking about, there are fucking people building and tunneling everywhere on the map.
Bunp
unkick me you stupid shit
>>324293187
>Told you fag not to keep doing it.
>>324293242
are you offended by baneposting
>>324283885
Ho shit, yessir.
U N K I C K
why was I kicked?
>>324293619
For being a bitch reifag, now cry yourself to sleep.
>>324293712
I was deuce15 actually.
>>324293712
except that wasnt reifag who posted that i am reifag
>>324293798
You were kicked for also being a bitch.
>>324293915
WOW
this server's internet speed isn't very good tbqh
Bump
Why is my mouse sensitivity so wonky?
I don't remember it feeling like this
>>324294006
The server is lag free, but thanks for the opinion reifag.
How can I get 0.54 to fit on my screen and stop that ungodly sickening head movement when i turn?
Bump
Bump
>>324290679
>people linking to buildandshoot
opinions anon
>people using SMG then crying when they get kicked
How about not being a fucking baby? The SMG is a perfectly fine gun and killing because someone uses a gun you suck at using is just as bad.
>tfw not green
>smg fags will defend dis
>oh boy i loved ace of spades back in the day
>join server
>0.54
>sickening head bob when crouching and turning
>no SMG's because anyone who plays AOS is a fucking casual who cant handle being beat by other guns
>people in chat talking about their fetishes like cum inflation
Yeah no, i'll stick with build and shoot.
Bunp
>>324295937
You didn't love AoS back in the day, fuccboi. Get kicked.
can i be unkicked now
-reifuck
>>324297818
I don't know how and I am eating lunch. Next time don't be a cunt.
>>324297951
fix it cuck
>>324298009
Maybe you'll stay banned waifufag
>>324298060
F I X
>>324298220
Even if i could, why would i want your meme ass in the server again?
>>324298764
because im cool
>>324298831
>gayfer and a lier
Yeah right
>>324298960
>gayfer
>lier
what the fuck does that even mean
>>324299025
Means
1.SHIT NIGGA YOU GAY
2.SHIT BITCH STOP FUCKING DUDES
>>324299119
what the fuck dude are you 11
sage
>>324298764
Because AoS already has an incestiously tiny community and banning people for saying shit you don't like it is just going to turn it into an even bigger closed circlejerk that nobody wants to take part in? Then again, the fuck do I know. That's just my opinion. I can only be glad you can't ban me from posting it here.
>>324299810
this now unbanana
blues got stumped, half their team went AWOL, get in here
>>324299935
id get in there if i wasnt banned for saying things the cuck admin didnt like
>>324299810
If you saw what he was doing in the server you'd want him out too. We don't need another /v/ memer shitting up the server.
>>324300063
by baneposting in a chat which isnt even used for strategic reasons? underage confirmed
>>324300063
also you do know what board you are posting on right? this is /v/, home of /v/ memers
make a general if you dont want /v/ memers you fucktard
>>324300063
Can't really see it being justified if it's just shit in the textbox and isn't actually affecting the game for everyone. Everyone else has the chat available for them to call him a retard and then ignore him 'till he gets tired of being a dumb fuck and realises nobody thinks he's cool. Powertripping admins and mods are one ofthe main reasons people who come here don't stick around forums and shit, along with tight-knit communities who just disregard any unknown new name. If you can't see the irony in making these servers and advertising them with these threads while doing all of the above then I don't know what to saay. Maybe you yourself have forgotten the entire spirit of the community back when the game was active.
hey hosty, not that I blame you, but I was just firing on the useless fag destroying all the glorious dicks
>>324301217
The spirit of the community is to have memelords spouting shit in chat? Literally no one wanted him there and everyone was fine when I kicked him. You don't like me kicking the cancer? Then leave the game and wait for a host that leaves the cancer alone.
>>324295937
>>people in chat talking about their fetishes like cum inflation
that was me.
Can someone who isn't a gigantic dicksucking faggot host?
>>324301508
>The spirit of the community is to have memelords spouting shit in chat?
Yes, you dumb fuck. It's been like that since literally day 1 this game was made. You know what was never the spirit of this game? Have some douchenozzle treating the game like his own private penthouse getting kickhappy with anyone he doesn't like. I'm reading of at least 3 separate cases of bans itt.
>Then leave the game and wait for a host that leaves the cancer alone.
Don't worry. I wouldn't want to infringe on your powertripping circlejerk.
reset map
Shouldn't host have a better ping than this? I know itain't methat's lagging
>>324302306
Map reset is imminent. Shut down in 5.
>>324302843
No body else has complained, I am on the west coast so it might be you.
>>324302932
it took about two seconds in f3, not to mention ingame, to see how far up your ass your head is located
you play blue right?
>>324300063
Hi /vg/
>madfags shitpost the thread instead of leaving
I was once that person
>>324303130
What are you talking about?
3 hours under blue base without discovery
never forget
Server is back up on a new map.
aos://2069846860
aos://2069846860
aos://2069846860
aos://2069846860
did i get kicked or did the server shut down
>>324303810
I'm guessing it's a disconnect thkng
This shit don't work. I put the IP in my address bar, and nothing happens.
>>324304637
Still nothing.
>>324304772
Not sure what is going on then, did you install the game?
>>324305292
Yep, got a thing on my desktop and all that shit.
>>324305367
Well I'd suggest a reinstall and make sure you use this one.
>>324286760
So if your all done complaining, HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN OFF VIEW BOB ITS SO BAD
>>324307220
I wish you could.
You mountain faggots are the worst
I LOVE YOU MIKE <3
>>324307901
Fuck off burg, I'm going to remember this. You know that was really fucking gay.
>>324307454
welp back to build and shoot. Sure wish I could have played without needing to throw up.
>>324307998
I didn't kick you faggot
how do i change my sens?
>>324308675
You can't
>>324307998
Mike you were kicked?
>>324308771
oh god
save me
>>324308804
If he was kicked it wasn't by the host, I am AFK only monitoring the thread.
>>324308771
Yeah, because I didn't want to let those faggot greens come over to our side to knock down a mountain
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071656513/
THEBURG reporting in
>>324309154
Oh they vote kicked you, well sorry man I cant do anything about that. Who ever did is a giant fag though.
>>324309450
Probably deuce 7. He started to get real hard with me and I told him that he didn't want any.
Next thing I know, there's a votekick
>>324309696
Do you know of anyway to revert a votekick?
>>324309903
Not that I know of. I'm probably done anyways. Anytime people start toppling mountains, everything goes to shit
host is a dumbass and this is a digging server now
fair warning
>>324310021
You guys want me to make a server then? I'm not gonna play, just gonna leave it up for a couple of hours.
>>324310178
Shutting it down, don't think I can handle all of this autism that the madfags spout after they get kicked.
Server shutdown, wait for new server to be posted.
OP CONFIRMED FOR LITERALLY HITLER
EAT SHIT
>>324310178
plz
SWALLOW MY RANCID CUM HOST
OP is a fag
kill yeself, redditor
>>324310861
Pls hurry I'm tired of listening to Sun O))) and need you guys to suggest something else
The mountain has not been removed. The jews win again.
>right behind the green cuckshed
>DING
>>324311025
roller mobster - carpenter brut
>>324311025
Neutral Milk Hotel: In an Aeroplane over the sea
we're going full meme
>>324311127
I'll start it when the server is back
>>324311025
centipede hz
do it
>>324310904
alright just let me fap.
>>324311136
>not in my g4 over da sea
what do you know about memes
>>324311127
nice
is it kill
>>324311025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM
We are about to study the idea of a computational process. Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.
>>324311643
it is kill
>>324311286
>not their first tape for that meme hipster cred
Step up bud
https://youtu.be/Xe0zIaY_zC0
>>324311286
This reminds me of Girl Talk.
>>324311127
>Roller Mobster
>the worst Brut track
Nig
really?
>>324311136
>>324311205
sure is /mu/ here
C'mon host, why did it have to go down anyways?
>>324290679
Yes anon, all those shiny dicks at the edge of the map surely are helpful defenses against the enemy. 1 golden star for your valiant building efforts.
>>324312260
he got butthurt when he kicked a ton of people and couldnt handle the bantz
>>324312991
>>324312260
You have the Reifag to thank.
>>324312991
he was pretty retarded
I don't think he was the same host as earlier even though its the same IP though
I'm thinking it was his retarded room mate
sleep tight hoster
Here it is you fucks:
aos://462402892
aos://462402892
aos://462402892
>>324313341
its real, lads
>>324313341
Is it still up? Can't connect.
>>324314890
Was there a recent update for this game?
>>324315126
0.54 my man.
>>324315260
Uh ohhhhhhh.
Well do you have a link to that version? I remember it was a pain to try to download even the newest version.
>>324315402
Don't have the mediafire link, sorry. Someone else will have to link it to you.
>>324315402
Its earlier in the thread.
