>But first, let's talk about parallel universes
>build up speed for 12 hours
>>324263432
did he speed that up or did he actually fucking let it sit there for twelve hours?
this nigga broke through multiple parallel universes and bent time itself just to beat a mario level with as little jumps as possible. he didnt even do it with no jumps, he still had to jump 0.5 times
>>324263131
What are we talking about?
>under careful scrutiny I have determined the 6 optimal slopes
>>324263773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>324263937
>>324263785
>not even a loss edit
>you'll never have this kind of dedication for anything
>>324264605
You're right, fuck.
>>324263675
It's Tool-assisted, so there's no way he didn't use a fastforward function.
>>324263773
Guy did a speedrun of a Mario 64 level without using jump. Goes on a tangent on how he built up speed for 12 hours using a glitch in order to catapult Mario through several parallel universes and back to his native universe in order to circumvent an obstacle he would otherwise have to use jump on.
>>324263432
it was actually 25 hours, because he was not able to travel first lane of those parallel universes because he lost too much speed to make it to the exact right spot on the third UP so he had to turn it up to be able to travel thro the whole QuadUP
>>324263131
>Interdimensional travel was discovered in SM64
What a wonderful time to be alive.
Gimmie a tldw for the video and how it relates to interdimension shit
>>324263131
>>324263937
But...why would he do this?
>12 HOURS
why
>collect coins for three days straight
>>324263131
>But that didn't stop me
SM64 Is a puzzle game
>>324263937
Interesting as fuck, but the autism is overwhelming as fuck
>all that to avoid an extra A press
>>324268435
SM64 is not a fucking game anymore
>>324268061
Presumably to optimize a run of SM64 measured by how few times the A button is pressed.
>>324263937
But........ Why........
I get how it works in theory, but I don't get how it actually works.
>>324263131
Seriously, just how fucking deep will this rabbit hole go? Mario truly has the deepest lore of any known medium.
>>324263937
he just brought vidya to the level of theoretical physics
a legitimate wizard
>>324263937
>people literally dont understand what negative edge is
Jesus are those commenters all mentally challenged?
Fighting games actively incorporate his "half button presses" into their gameplay since the 90's
>>324263937
I'm impressed. I thought Mario 64 was done and dusted, but the autism community always finds another way to entertain itself. I actually wish I had this kind of autism.
>>324263131
he is genuinely autistic, just look at this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkoyGfe9s4
>let's visit every fence in the game and every cap switch, even though they share the same model so you could just visit one
>i think other people would be interested in seeing this
i like him but there seems to be a debate on the couch-diagnosis of him so I just ended it here
>>324268956
No he didn't.
>>324263937
How the fuck can you do half an a press
that makes no fucking sense
>tfw you will never be a professional scuttlebug herder
>>324263131
>>324263937
Is this going to be posted every day from now on? The last thread was like 4 hours ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xE2otZ-9os
>achieved cloning a year ago
>achieved parallel universes this year
What will he achieve next year?
>>324269113
why not?
>>324269431
He becomes a god
>>324269139
He spends too much time explaining that, it just means he started the stage holding A.
It really only makes sense in the context of counting how many A pushes for a full game run
>>324268298
10 days
and if you read the description he said that he didn't actually go for it that long, just that it would work in practice
>>324269031
>>324269467
This is math, not physics.
>>324269031
>explaining game mechanics so thoroughly like he's developer himself
>autistic
Yeah sure.
>>324263937
>as simple as that
>>324263937
I cant believe I watched this whole damn thing
>>324269486
but when you press a it's either "on" or "off"
it's like binary, you can have "1" or "0" but you can never have both or "half"
>someone has deep dedication to a hobby
>he is good at it
>therefore he is autistic
Man, you guys go through such lengths to make yourselves look better than others.
>>324263937
OMG EPIC
>>324269728
Except in this case this is a legitimate autism case and not a meme.
>>324263675
I would not put it pass him. He has recorded himself doing the 255 coin trick on several courses, which probably takes at least an hour to do by repeating that glitch so many times. I'm more impressed than anything.
>>324268680
what is it that you dont understand?
I kinda got it
>>324269839
I haven't heard anything from Pannenkoek saying that he has autism. Perhaps you could give me a source on your claims?
>>324269728
Did anyone say it was a bad thing
>>324269541
you can bring something to the level of something else in terms of difficulty alone
>>324269698
If he didn't have the "0.5x" terminology the 70 star run would include 6 "1 press" stars despite only having 1 cumulative press, which is pretty dumb imo
>>324269728
Autism has a whole different meaning here bud
Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually had it
>>324269956
I have a degree in memicine
>>324269552
that's not anything like the video I posted. He just visits fences, he even fucking does the invisible cap glitch, spawns a moving elevator pole and swims with it in water to set it in a certain place to access the corner of a fence just to prove you can stand on it.
>>324263937
>parallel universes
>>324269698
Like I said, it's just a counting term.
If its a self contained stage challenge for watch out for falling rocks, the amount of A pushes rounds up to 1, as you need to be holding it for the kicks.
In a full game run, you can start the stage holding A, so you didn't actually push it during stage, so you can round the half A push down to 0.
>>324270023
>>324270101
I guess. I'm just used to it always being a derogatory term.
>>324263937
>>324269728
Dude spent over 12 hours holding the A button and did some math to get one star in a video game. This is worse than autism.
>>324269698
Some games have things trigger off the release.
A button is up, depressed, released. There's three states it can trigger off.
>>324270309
It's TAS. He got the position and sped the emulator up until it was around the equivalent of 12 hours.
>>324270309
Extreme autism?
>>324269698
Holy shit, he literally explains this in the video. Are you guys really this retarded?
Super Mario 64 was the first 3D plateformer, and the first 3D game like that of his time. So it's really interesting to finally find out how this game was made from scratch.
>>324263937
I hereby crown this man, King of Vidya! XD
okay, how did he even conceived this idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQMNQlgu3s
>>324263937
I have no words.
>>324269698
bait
>>324263131
Is there a game that's been more broken and abused than Mario 64?
>>324263937
>>324270795
your mom
>>324270309
I haven't watched his videos enough to know for sure, but I think he uses a TAS which is software that lets you sequence inputs so he can just run a script and the whole thing plays out by itself. This is more plausable seeing as some of the things he does in his videos seem incredibly difficult to perform with human hands and a n64 controller - e.g. the scuttlebug boost into groundpound on the rolling rocks 0 a presses star. I could be wrong though, and if I am, this guy is a god.
I thought the video was fascinating, someone should hire that guy for a think tank ASAP
>>324263937
>>324263937
>>324263937
I bet he studies theoretical physics. I know those guys. They sound like him.
>>324263937
getting myself a cup of tea and sitting down to watch this, thanks anon
>>324269698
think of megaman charged shot, you press the button > if you release it right away it shoots a single pea. > if you keep it pressed, it starts chargin your shot > if you released it after chargin it, it will shoot a bigger blast.
so there are instances that unless you release the button it doesnt count as a "full press cycle" thats why he states half press.
>>324270795
Mario 64 just happened to be one of the first 3D games with rudimentary physics, on hardware that would later be easily emulated and thus easily hacked and manipulated by other external programs. It really has nothing to do with the game being "super advanced" or anything, it's actually more the opposite; it's just more easily broken because the engine doesn't have as meticulous safeguards to prevent the abuse and bending of its physics code.
>>324263937
This was interesting
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a big autist behind human civilization pulling all the strings. Illuminati? Who needs that when we have super autismo
>>324263937
Makes sense once he explains it. I don't see what the issue is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih3aBGxWzJA
how many times have you beaten a level without pressing buttons?
>>324271749
People who don't know the first thing about programming
This is actually super cool. It's just hilarious that he's problem solved so hard for a completely made-up issue. This guy's autistic as fuck, but he's also fucking clever.
>>324271749
It does make sense. I just want to know why he would do all that to SHAVE OFF HALF AN 'A' PRESS.
>>324263937
>>324263937
I would literally watch commentary like this indefinitely. This is so fucking cool.
The quality of the video and his breakdown of his actions are all so on point.
Goddamn this was a good watch.
>>324263937
>"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard"
>>324271749
the issue is mario is reality and we're all just living in a simulation
>>324263937
What a faggy video. I really hate you queers most of the time.
so when are they gonna get a total control tas of mario 64?
>>324263937
>But that didn't stop me!
>>324263937
what's even the fucking point of all this?
>>324273320
To beat the level in half an a-button press.
>>324273320
hurr durr why we space? space no feed hungry children, gib monis plz obama care
>>324272153
>I just want to know why he would do all that to SHAVE OFF HALF AN 'A' PRESS.
Because he can.
>>324263131
>Collect coins for 10 days
>>324273629
And because he "can", he "has to".
>>324273749
>Collect coins for 10 days
Which one is this?
>>324263937
Is there a SINGLE character who can beat Mario? He can literally travel across the Multiverse with sheer speed.
I started this meme. Ask me anything.
>>324274395
Sigmario
>>324263131
Good autist
>>324274395
Bad autist
>>324274472
Sigmario is only a Universe buster. I'm not sure if Sigmario can catch Universe hopping Mario.
>>324274506
Even bigger autist
>>324263937
time to crack open an icecold guinnes and learn something usefull for once.
Is this guy doing more videos?
>>324274731
>icecold
>guinness
you have no idea what you are doing huh
>>324273813
UR GONNA HAVE A BATH, TIM!
XD
>>324269431
The creation of 3-dimensional waifus and the subsequent replacement of 3DPDs
>>324269520
>le eric single strike d00d
kill yourself
>>324272153
how many hours do you spend on 4chan? and why do you do it? because you its a practical way to spend your time? no its because its fun id guess
this is what this guy does for fun. its called a hobby, people have them. They spend time doing things they think are fun; pretty novel concept huh
shame on him though for sharing something hes interested in with the world
on one hand i want to make a parody video based on this
on the other hand, you can't fucking top how ridiculous it is on its own
>>324274894All shitposting aside, I really like the "because you "can", you "have to" line because it highlights all the ridiculous lengths some of us go to for our autistic vidya completionism.
>>324263937
Is this Uillillia's son
>>324263937
why does autism consistently create the greatest content? I feel as though the rate of human technological progress is directly proportional to the number of autists the population produces.
>>324263937
it's official
MARIO HAS THE DEEPEST LORE
>>324274506
>>324271437
Who is this semen demon?
![ttgl254_zps67239df4[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8jYHcgD.jpg "ttgl254_zps67239df4[2].jpg")
>>324263937
So this is autismal power... Not bad
>>324263937
Can Mario build up enough speed to escape the Matrix?
>>324263131
>not considering the multiverse theory
>>324273848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOxYVtJhOI
>>324276324
>they didn't use unsigned integers for their coin counter
>Offering a reward of 1000 dollars to whoever can reproduce this one glitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A
You can't make this shit up.
>no one has collected the $1000 reward yet
https://youtu.be/aNzTUdOHm9A
What are you waiting for /v/?
>>324275375
>no its because its fun id guess
you seem to be new here
>>324276637
The Mario works on mysterious ways, Anon.
>>324263937
That was pretty cool
>>324276682
>>324276686
Someone needs to shoop mario and yoshi's faces onto this
>>324269139
you forgot your picture, ""T. J.""
>>324263937
Normies just don't understand.
>>324276682
>>324276686
>they actually look at the disassembly
Holy fucking shit
>>324276682
>>324276686
>>324277180
He has a whole team of people who do this.
>>324276682
>>324276686
>tfw it's likely just a random bit flip from external influences
http://youtu.be/X5cwuYFUUAY
>>324263937
>Scuttlebug jamboree
FULL AUTISM
>>324277592
My new autistic hero
>>324276162
anon pls;_;
How many times will see this thread about that video in the coming week?
>>324278158
it was like 8 years ago just let it go redditor
>>324274803
we germans drink our beer cold. suck it.
>>324263937
If you thought PythonSelkan was overdoing shit, get a load of this
>>324278462
And I bet you even drink bottled guinness like some kind of retard. 'Germans', lol.
>>324274395
I think Flash outran metaphysical death once
>>324278251
Hopefully a lot. This is one of the most entertaining things I've seen on /v/ in a long time.
>But that didn't stop me!
JESUS CHRIST
>>324278251
I'm surprised to see how this has blown up. None of his previous videos got this kind of response.
>>324263131
>but that didn't stop me!
>>324278672
Not just Death, but specifically Death of the Speedforce. As in the thing that let him run so fast in the first place.
In terms of sheer bullshit, nobody outpisses Flash.
>>324278663
and you know what? it tastes delicious. I love all beer, even efes. Beer is good.
>>324269139
Yeah, it really makes no sense since you had to start pressing A at some point.
Plus what the game coding goes by is whether A is held or not on any particular frame.
>>324278931
drinking bottled guinness is like eating a freeze dried steak.
you can fool yourself into thinking it's delicious all you want but everyone around you who has eaten an actual steak just thinks you are a moron
>>324278663
How the fuck else would you drink it? What am I going to do, import a keg?
>>324279138
Try to stop me, faget
>>324279147
dont worry about that you cultarul apropiating shitter
kill youreelf
>>324279147
>>324279227
Even canned Guinness is better than the bottled shit. You morons know nothing.
>>324263937
>mfw I have no face for this
>>324278462
I expected better of the Germans. You just weren't the same after 1945.
>>324279331
>canned
>better than bottled
You having a giggle?
>>324279463
yeah, I am
at you
Can this just be a general youtube vidya autism thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8OjoOT8Tg
>>324279316
>>324279331
Also i'm just drinking Guinnes because my roommate bought it and it's sunday.
"Schwarzer Abt" masterrace reporting in.
>>324263937
Jesus christ
>>324279585
Why would you want that much head? Why do you want to wait ten minutes before you can drink it?
>>324279803
getaloadofthisguy.jpg
>everything about this guys videos
>>324269031
>i think other people would be interested in seeing this
Well I sure as fuck am.
>>324279803
I remember when I was 16 too
>>324278946
>you had to start pressing A at some point
That's why it's called a half press. Any press is counted as soon as the button goes down in a full run, but some stars can be completed while the button is still held down from a previous press.
This doesn't add to the total button press count of a full run, but the star itself is impossible if the button isn't held, so the individual star is said to be possible with half a press, meaning half the process of pressing the button (pushing it down) is done before the stage even starts.
>>324263937
what is this the fucking einstein of videogame youtubers?
>>324278753
M
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i still don't understand this parallel universe shit and i've watched the whole video twice
>people think he actually held A for 12 straight hours
It's a TAS you mongols
>>324280519
i think you're the only one that thinks that people think that
I don't care how autistic this guy is, that was some impressive shit.
>But that didn't stop me!
what if its possible to break real life like Mario 64
>>324278884
I've seen plenty of threads for him before. This one is just quite impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih3aBGxWzJA
>Not spending 12 hours to get a star with arbitrary restrictions
I want all you casuals to leave
>>324281174
i was just thinking this
>Look at channel
>3-4 years worth of content
Why did it take you guys this long to find him?
>>324281174
In theory, it is. You just can't get access the that kinda speed yet.
>>324263937
Only 150k views
I see /v/ talking about this every fucking day, I expected this shit to be 2 million views by now
Seems like only /v/ cares
>>324280497
The variables for position overflow, so while Mario physically moves past a certain point, the code for whether he's on actual ground or not loops around to the original map. By managing his speed, Mario can have this looping variable show he's on ground while physically being several map lengths over in the middle of nothingness.
This allows Mario to change his relative position in the level without actually interacting with anything, so long as he is fast enough to loop around the map in those couple of frames before his position variables are updated.
He does need to actually return to the map itself to finish the level, since he needs to touch the star to collect it, not just appear to be in the same relative position as it on the map.
>>324281174
>>324281390
First we need two people: The Mario and the player.
We're going to have to find the Mario, but I think we already found the player.
>>324278946
The game actually monitors two things: "Is A depressed?" and "Is A changing from not depressed to depressed?"
Mario only jumps when the game detects the button changing from unpressed to pressed. If you keep the button held down you can get some of the effects of pressing A without jumping constantly.
>>324263937
It's kinda like in Super Mario Sunshine, when the game starts glitching out and then you shoot out cause you stepped on a certain platform in a funny way
>>324281174
The theoretical speed required would tear apart the atomic structure for any matter that travels that speed.
>you will never rub against a wall for 12 hours to gain enough speed to propel yourself 4 QPU to find a parallel universe where you live a happy life
Reminds me of that guy who broke Super Mario World so hard he reprogrammed the game into Pong with controller inputs.
>>324281174
our world's code is much more delicate and not as primitive as Sm64's code.
Whatever "runs" our world basically takes status of every atom's parts (and I heard there are smaller parts to stuff like protons and neutrons?)
Then it's all run at real-time.
It's insane but when you consider that our simulated world is simple compared to the world simulating us, then there's really no end to what the world outside of our world can process.
>>324263937
>>324263937
That's not a parallel universe though, that's a simulated one.
>>324281872
You mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnZ2NNYySuE
Good stuff.
>>324281831
But the parallel universes Mario goes to are devoid of life or anything for that matter. They're solid black copies of his own universe.
>>324281960
those universes are literally parallel
>>324263937
So wait...
What's the goal here?
>>324282076
Beat SM64 in as few A presses as possible.
>>324282023
real life isn't video games
>>324276682
ahahaha, this is the best thing i've seen /v/ bring up in 2 months. Awhh perfect.
>>324282070
Parallel simulated universe then. It's not a universe in of itself. It's merely a compensating replica of the physics and function of a prior.
>>324282127
how do you know?
>>324282456
You're digging too deep.
This is your only warning.
>>324282127
>>324282456
What if we're all just highly developed sims?
>>324282576
I'm no longer afraid.
>>324263937
Wtf that was neither in half speed nor displayed the A presses.
>>324270631
>xd
>>324263727
I'll never understand what's the thought process behind some stock images.
>>324263937
Imagine if these people focuse their autism in something important, like, robot waifus. Could you imagine where that technology would be by now?Does taking ritalin gives you autism? I kinda want to have a bit of it myself.
>>324282627
Very well. When it's time...you'll know.
>>324269402
I've been looking for this image, thank you.
>>324263937
>Graphical illustration of calculated differential velocity requirements at various intervals
Okay NOW I'm impressed. He just hit Speed Force tier science.
>>324263937
This is why Mario Maker doesn't have slopes, we don't want more parallel universes.
>>324282023
>But the parallel universes Mario goes to are devoid of life
Yeah, like anon said. A universe where I'd live a happy life.
>>324282842
>you now realize that Mario is officially faster than Sonic, thanks to this video
>>324263937
>you will never be this good at video games
>>324269925
Not him, but I fail to understand how he teleports in the last part of the video, does he press B or what? I know that to teleport you need speed and coordinates, but how exactly you trigger the teleport fails me.
>>324281226
I'm not sure impressive is the word I would personally use for it.
>>324283129
>implying Sonic needs 25 hours of buildup
>>324283279
Can Sonic go fast enough to enter a parallel universe?
I think not
>>324282642
it did display the A presses. The A was always in the corner, all he did was hold A from the start.
>>324283279
He needed 25 years of buildup just to put out a good game again.
>>324282763
For the last fucking time /v/, that's not how progress works.
The efficiency of development comes through simplicity not sheer stubbornness.
You want a few people who are lazy but clever so they'll use their wit as foresight to circumvent hard or long work ahead, not a group of people who are obsessive to the point of not knowing when or how to quit who will take the long and hard way and only realize the shortcuts in hindsight. As much of a cliche as it's become brilliant but lazy is in fact the mark of actual genius since it fuses brevity with intelligence to make a process as efficient as possible instead of just effective but cumbersome or worse ineffective and pointless but interesting in theory (most FTL concepts).
>>324283552
Oh snap!
>>324283552
>>324281174
It's technically possible, but it's literally impossible to make anything go that fast.
Matter, the stuff that creates EVERY object EVER, isn't strong enough to survive that speed.
Why does this guy only play Super Mario 64?
Just imagine what his autism witchcraft could do to other games.
>>324283552Even as a Sonic fan I've gotta admitfucken savage m8
>>324283767
Mario 64 is also like the only game that is this much of a physics clusterfuck.
>>324283552
>>324283767
imagine him doing a video on the Souls games holy shit
it would probably be like 3 hours long
the scuttlebug stuff was enough to blow my mind
but the fact that he winds up pulling out entirely new unknown concepts for every star is the funniest thing
>completely abusing every facet of a games code
>so you don't have to jump
>>324283963
Are you implying Souls games are more glitchy and broken than M64? Because that's one of the main reasons runners pick it up.
Those autists love breaking the game.
>>324283552
AYY
LMAO
>>324278946
>>324269139
It does seem silly because there can be no true half presses, but when he talks about doing a segment or a certain sequence of inputs it seems like a necessary thing to distinguish. So obviously every half press requires a previous half press to start it off, equaling a whole regular press altogether, but if you were to be autistically running some arbitrary category for your niche speed/challenge running community I can see how the term would be useful.
>n64 can run infinite parallel universes
>ps4 still cant run at 30fps
>>324263937
Who the fuck is Tyler Canny, why does he keep referring to him, and why does he look like an underaged faggot?
How old is this dude?
>>324263937
Holy fuck so all that study and research just to find out how to complete a level in 0.5 A presses
excuse me
>>324284392
The human eye can only see one universe anyway
>>324284760
That's just console marketing. If you can't at least achieve 120 fps, 1440p and 10 upe (universes per eye) then you need to step it up.
>>324284760
the human eye doesn't see anything, it's the brain that sees
>>324269000
THOSE FUCKING TRIPS DOE
>>324269031
>autistic
>guy has an IQ higher than you
Why is it autistic to apply math and science to video games?
Could we do an Enders Game kind of thing with this guy? Like create a Mario 64 simulation where in fact he's not just doing crazy shit in the game, but doing crazy shit in real life, like curing cancer or getting us on Mars or something?
Sonic Autists
>Furries
>Write fanfiction
>Play shitty ROM hacks
Mario Autists
>Are teachers
>Make in depth videos on the mechanics of their favorite video game
>Go to parallel universes
Mario>>>>>>>>Sonic
>>324263937
What the fuck is the point of all this? Is this like research for speedrunning? What's the point of going to parallel universes?
>>324285078
>spending 20 years playing the same game
>not autistic
>>324285240
>Is this like research for speedrunning?
This has the opposite application.
