Will the Imperium of man ever be free of their hateful xenophobic ways? general Warhammer40k thread.
please take in our tyranid refugees, kind humans. We are a race of peace.
>soulstorm is unplayable for literally 9 months with the devs sayi g the bugs aren't bugs
>soul storm is just the dark crusade campaign recycled with worse voice acting
>dRk crusade multiplayer was also unplayable but bad a great campaign
>people legitimately think ss>dc
>>324262885
Sorry Tau, while the Inquisition cowards draw breath there can never be true peace.
I want another W40k action game.
>>324262634
We hate xenos for a reason citizen.
>>324263114
Well I'd tell you abut Eternal Crusade but unfortunatelyit looks like it's dead in the water...fucko incompetent developers.
>>324262885
>Tau taking 11 orks for research
We should do like them
>>324263157
No, the Inquistor bastards sitting in their ivory towers make the people hate the Xenos through fear, starvation, and paranoia. Once the Emperor rises he'll execute all of you traitors..
>>324263356
And then execute all of the xenos.
>>324263591
Only nids, Crons and Orks. The Tau and Eldar will be in a permenant alliance, so sayeth the Council.
Depends, will the Blood Ravens ever be not canonically shit at decision making?
>>324262634
Yes, and they will have gender equal Astartes chapters.
https://archive.is/TkJLl
Also, DoW 3 when?
>>324264064
But they aren't shit at descion making.
The only problems they had were caused by kyras or going against Vance motherfucking Stubbs
>>324262634
Mate, purge or die, no inbetween.
>>324264189
Well shit, do these fucking Starbucks whores even realize that the Sisters of battle exist, female guardsmen and Eldar witches? Holy fuck now I'm mad.
>>324264064
Well now that Gabriel Angelos is now the Chapter Master things should get better.
>you will never play a HL2 style fps as a surviving IG guardsman who has to sneak through ruined military bunkers and cities that are filled with tyranids, necrons and eventually chaos.
Fucking imagine finally finding a plasma gun, only to realize that the area beyond the doors is an obvious boss arena.
>>324263719
The tyranids are only misunderstood. They're refugees seeking to get away from their wartorn ruined galaxy. They just want a peaceful place where they can have a good job and feed their children. We must accept them onto our planets and embrace them.
>>324264304
Correct me if wrong, the blood ravens are the chapter that takes it apon themselves to steal relics and artifacts whenever possible ?
>>324264738
You should read. They speak about it. It's just brushed at by "Space marines are more popular so we need female space marine".
>>324264189
>those comments
>Historically, sculptors have never attempted to reproduce, let alone explored, the female form, until the 1990s
You xeno loving fucks dont get it do you?
The warhammer 40k universe is so grimdark that the best hope mankind has lies with a totalitarian goverment.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR YOU STUPIED FUCKS
>>324265134
Yes.
>>324265231
>>Historically, sculptors have never attempted to reproduce, let alone explored, the female form, until the 1990s
Are they serious?
Worst fanbase.
>>324265231
>>Historically, sculptors have never attempted to reproduce, let alone explored, the female form, until the 1990s
Let me just slap this on right here.
++ ORDO MALLEUS INBOUND ++
>>324265725
And you're the worst faggot.
>>324265231
>Historically, sculptors have never attempted to reproduce, let alone explored, the female form, until the 1990s
>Venus de milo between 130 and 100 BC
Jesus christ. 10 seconds on google proves that wrong. How can they be that stupid?
>>324262634
>>324262885
>>324263356
>>324264953
>>324264874
I wish this kind of game existed. I tried to bring my dream to reality through Gmod but
>no IG playermodel, only Commissar playermodel and Guardsmen NPCs
>Guardsmen NPCs can't use lasguns or other firearms aside Gmod's standard weapons, even if you force them to equip them with an additional mod that does so
>No customizable Space Marine/Chaos Space Marine NPCs
>SM/CSM NPCs can't equip bolters
>No renegade guardsmen/heretic NPCs
This is some mystical "cry me a river and drown in it you fucking faggot" from the heavens themselves.
>>324264874
I want this.
>>324262634
Yes once all xenos are DEAD
>>324262634
>>324266014
>https://archive.is/TkJLl
>>324265786
>>324265487
How dumb are you if you didn't read it as sarcasm, and the rest of the comment? Fucking sperglords.
are space marines all white?
>>324262962
who thinks that?
I've yet to meet anyone who liked SS over Dark Crusade
>>324267905
Salamanders
>>324264874
>sections of the game where you're with a mass of other guardsmen and a commisar tells you to charge and if you stop or run back you get shot until you get within a certain distance of the enemies
>>324267905
>white scars
>salamanders
>celestial lions
>crimson fists
Your all sexist swine
http://www.themarysue.com/warhammer-40k-gender-representation/
Did they retcon the tau ending to dark crusade and remove the systematic sterilization?
>tfw no 40k musou game
>>324262634
only when there aren't xenos to be hateful against
>>324264953
Xenos? On MY planet?
I've been playing Freeblade for a while. Nice game, didn't think I'd like an On-rails shooter but I guess ERADICATING XENO SCUM and HERETICS has that effect.
>>324268130
>upset that women aren't forced to conscript to literally die in the billions on foreign planets.
>Complains about dark eldar dressing scantily even the men.
>Plays sisters of battle because they're women
>"Muh women army is so expensive QQ"
>>324268335
Blood ravens won dc bro .
>>324262634
The way that Space Marines are drawn now is pretty nice. There's a sense of bulk and intimidation.
>>324269590
Weren't they always bulky or was their armor design "slimmer" once?
>>324265134
They were gifts.
>>324269874
They've always been bulky, but to varying degrees.
>>324269874
A lot more stylized than it is now.
What's the Dark Eldars winning condition?
>>324270714
They control the galaxy and everyone else is a slave. They hate each other just as much between their own factions so they wont have peace even between themselves.
>all these 40k video games coming out
>you don't play as an imperial assassin in any of them
>>324270714
As long as things remain as they are, DEldar are winning.
>>324271080
Nah that's the Orks
>>324270714
DE dont care about winning. all they wanna do is rape, slave and rape.
>>324271080
As long as Slaanesh is alive no Eldar is a winner.
>come to a planet
>see that Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is having a problem or two
>go for the whole planet
>"lol they IGs and BRs are tainted"
Fuck these bitches.
>>324271492
Thats women for yah
>>324264953
Last time anyone listened to that bullshit one of the best Imperial Fists to ever grace the Chapter got his head torn off by a zoat.
>>324262634
>Franchises libcucks could never understand
>eternal crusade is made by some shovelware plebs
>there will never be a good 40k MMO after they fuck it up royally
hold me
>>324271492
This shit could never happen. I know soulstorm is canon because cyrus mentions it and how boreal was retard. I guess space marines got massacred by orcs, SoB eventually left without fighting IG. IG winning was canon I think
I need some IG books to read, wanna get that feeling of dread and uselessness.
>>324273729
>wanna get that feeling of dread and uselessness.
15 Hours.
>>324273327
>grabs anon's dick
It makes me feel sick in the stomach how a simple concept like this will never be developed properly by competent people. You'll have to hold me too, mate.
>>324267937
I think multiplayer was better and most importantly it was more alive than DC
>>324273327planetside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKgBv6Rxilo
>that mournful music where you feel the weight of the Heresy upon your shoulders
>That narration from a Space Marine who has clearly been in the shit
>"I was there...."
>Those images of the maelstrom of battle swirling by as Space Marine battles Space MarineIT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME
>>324273327
same feel here man.
I just want a battlefront style game but with a 40k setting made with modern tech.
>>324272796
...but 40k is completely about the 2000AD parodied totalitarian future feel. It's completely meant for 100% kosher liberals.
>>324274053
thats fucking disgusting
>>324274053
>Talisman: The Horus Heresy is a digital board game based on the Talisman rule system and set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe
FFG already makes that, it's called Relic, and it's better than this piece of shit.
GW has zero idea on how to use their their 40K IP.
>>324274335
are you saying that 40k is supposed to be a parallel to the current state of earth?
>>324274634
2000 AD is a weekly British science fiction-orientated comic. Gave us Judge Dredd.
>>324266014
> what is the venus of willendorf
ca. 25,000-28,000 BC
ie. the fucking Paleolithic era
Was the Emprah as racist and xenophobic as the current Imperium is?
I had always heard he was more like "Humanity first, Xenos last." not the whole purge the xenos thing. Like he organized treaties and shit with Eldar to basically just stay out of each others way and they can be cool with each other.
I know he would hate how they all worship him as a god now since he was like super atheist to prevent the Chaos gods from getting more power.
>>324274950
>venus of willendorf
Truly an accurate depiction of womyn
>>324267905
Nope, I still remember that nigga Inquisitor Toth from the first game.
>>324275061
only if your a high test alpha
>>324275024
Imperium isn't racist. Black and white team up against green.
>>324274560
They have rare flashes of brilliance though, like Battlefleet Gothic, a game nobody fucking expected at all.
>>324275024
does it matter? he's a corpse.
>>324262634
Newbie in the tabletop game, here.
Why is the 40k fanbase so vocal and stuck with old memes?
There's a lot to cover in the lore or even the painting/modding part of the hobby, yet all you see is "LE HERESY"
>>324275024
He's entire goal, really, was to show the might and possibilities that Humanity could do. Didn't matter if they were genetically engineered to do so or were your average Joe, just that We Can Do It.
>>324275252
>Ork fleets
DoW 3 when?
>>324274053
Nice music at least. I shed a tear for the Emprah.
>>324275524
Joostfags not welcome
Motion to classify Joostposting as heresy?
>>324275291
Make a joke about squats and you often have to explain the background of the squats and what an army beign squatted means, and it ruins the joke. Make a joke about power shovels and people give you weird looks. But HURRRESY is universal across editions, doesn't require any deep knowledge and is easy to repeat.
>>324275598
denied
>>324271009
>you can't play as a guardsman who snaps and goes full RIP AND TEAR.
>>324275834
>Guardsman somehow kicks the shit out of a Daemon Prince
>>324275917
>Guardsman inexplicably skullfucks a Necron Lord
GW is fucking retarded. All they have to do is rip off games that were popular and add 40K shit. I guarantee nobody would complain.
A Titan game that plays like MechWarrior
A Imperial fighter game that plays like TIE Fighter or Rogue Squadron
RPG that plays like whatever the fuck RPGs that are good
It's not rocket science
>>324273729
read 15 hours.
weep manly tears.
>>324273327
eternal crusade doesn't look terrible.
>>324275598
Second
>>324275024
he gave the eldar a chance to ally with humans. Eldrad told him to fuck off.
>>324275834
Kinda shameful that even doom community didn't do anything about it.
>>324275987
post that comic nigga I have a boner for Titans
>>324275987
You realise GW doesn't make the games, they just license the IP to studios that want to use the IP, yeah? If GW tried to make a game they would open Black Development, pump out a single mobile game, then gut the place and sell it at a massive loss just like they did with every other wing they tried to open. Black Industries was open for a single print run of Talisman before it was shutdown and the rights were sold to Fantasy Flight. They bought out a card manufacturer to attempt to make a CCG that they quickly abandoned. The less said about the Blood Quest movie the better.
>>324275917
>relic uses the VAs from CoH2 for DoW3.
>guardsmen yelling "There are NO COWARDS HERE" as they prepare to meet the emperor.
![1-1-1430029616[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HNxMV7L.png "1-1-1430029616[1].png")
>tfw fighting Nids is just an uphill battle for 80% of the game at which point you beat them through superior technology
It's just so frustrating so I don't want to play against them.
>>324276436
>equip guardsmen with flamers.
>they burn through everything light.>all those qt banshees as well
>>324276206
they would rather it be a spess marine.
>>324276320
Yeah I know GW doesn't make the games but they do choose who they hand their license to, and often times they hand it off to the most incompetent literally whos around to shit out some mobile garbage.
>>324276317
This comic is quite long and I don't wanna derail the thread
>>324275024
Big Poppa E tried being nice to xenos but when the IoE went dark and all the xenos went pure asshole to all the human colonies he stopped giving a shit. It doesn't help when the first race you run into and the one that's always there is orks.
>>324276757
well put it on mediafire or dropbox.
>>324276545
The thing is those basic melee nids have 40% flame resistance or something.
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
who /imperialguard/ here?
>literally 1st cavalry/paratroopers/commandos/artillery corps in space
>>324277138
>literally 1st
to die?
>>324277108
so that you can toast them longer guardsman
So did the game really got hit with a C&D from GW?
I'm running a Black Crusade (chaos party) game right now :3
The party is stuck on a Tundra Deathworld for the next 3 weeks until rescue comes, with only a crashed RT ship for a 'base,' and they just discovered it's a Necron Tombworld, too.
>>324277267
>doesn't notice the 0 sticking beside it.
>>324277325
I dunno.
>>324277138
I had some guard. I made a mechanised list right before the new codex dropped and mechanised veteran spam became the new hated list. I couldn't field my army without either being called a munchkin or told that my list is shit and that I wasn't running enough veterans.
>>324277454
yeah, thats the new meta.
how did you paint yours?
>>324277325
Half a year ago or something?
>>324277325
Yes.
Other people are still developing it and it's very easy to download still.
>>324276328
>Sir, SUH! What do we do, suh!?!
>Retreat again, and I will shoot you cowards!
>Flee! They're too much for us!
I want more IG quotes in the next DoW3
So what's your favourite successor chapter?
Blood Drinkers here
>>324277559
Grey Flecktarn with solid extremely dark grey armour.
>>324277919
nice, a very Starship troopers vibe.
I dressed mine in BIA khakis because of muh riflemen.
>>324277883
relic's voice acting gets better with every game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
just listen to this, completely BTFOs anything blizzard ever made.
>>324277138
Elysian Drop Troops are the best.
Because they do it for fun.
>>324278639
>super elite paratroopers
>always die because someone else fucks up
thanks GW, paratroopers are really all operation market garden memes.
>>324278789
They're named after the Greek afterlife, death is in their nature.
>>324277781
>Other people are still developing it and it's very easy to download still.
Good, because it really has potential.
>tfw there will never be a commercial 40k Grand Strategy game
>Primarchs are superhuman demigods made by the emprah with super secret gene technology and magic
>They are all autistic retards
Why?
>>324279423
Lets the fans self-insert into the narrative with greater ease.
>>324279423
>grand master templars in space doing continuous DEUS VULTS with daddy issues.
>autistic retards
it fits like a glove.
doesn't help that daddy was an autist too.
>>324279308
>muh elysium
>gets their heads put on pointy stikks or skinned by cultists
heavy armor is where its at.
fuck space marines I want 17th armored desert rats XXX corps in SPACE
>>324275176
The Hulk and the Jolly Green Giant are going to have a hard time.
>>324276206
wait....are there wh40k wads for doom?
