>draw a bimbo
>call it a space bounty hunter
Why do devs keep doing this?
>>324210519
Because it's good.
Don't shame her, you shitlord.
>>324210519
She was a bounty hunter before she wa sa bimbo.
>>324211979
She was naked in a bikini since the first game
>>324212071
Yes, but that was only at the end. Before that, she was a power armored badass.
Gotta sell those consoles
>>324212182
You can play the entire game with her in a leotard so no
![2f4f18064f4a63d07352d7fc30e9be8c[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b6QwyUI.jpg "2f4f18064f4a63d07352d7fc30e9be8c[2].jpg")
>>324210519
Because girls don't have to be ugly.
>>324210519
That title holds as much weight as Mario's Plumber, Samus is genocidal Chozo champion on an endless rampage.
>bimbo
Samus was only BLACKED by Higgs. Otherwise pure.
>>324210519
Did i hear you say something you newshit?
You need at least 2 years of lurking before you are allowed to post. So you better contain yourself. And dont you dare reply to me, little shit.
>>324212390
Daisy already fills that role.
>>324212261
So do the consoles have expiration dates printed on the box for the food?
I didn't authorise you to make this thread
>>324212729
Look you little fuck. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr bullshit on /v/, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how retarded the psyche of your being is. Sure you're anonymous, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent faggot who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".
For the record, get the fuck off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.
>>324212357
>cheat code option
>canon
Next you'll tell me Solid Snake is a manslut because I downloaded a mod that lets me play in his underwear.
>>324213154
>you will never see Adam authorise Samus to get BLACKED by all the Federation's Niggers
Fuck.
>>324210519
Because you can be a bimbo and a space bounty hunter.
>>324213160
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>324212706
>implying Other M is canon
Please, it's the DmC of the Metroid series.
>>324213206
Snake has never been canonically BLACKED
>>324213375
>implying Other M is canon
Sakamoto has control over the Metroid universe like Tanabe has control over the Prime universe.
There is no higher canon for non-Prime Metroid now.
>>324210519
I want to be Samus' love slave and live on her ship and clean and tidy it and have dinner cooked for her when she gets done hunting for the day and give her a back massage while she tells me about her day and make her feel comfortable.
because some people aren't gay
>>324213206
That isn't a cheat code, that is a regular in game method that was programmed into the game intentionally so you could play it like that, the devs specifically made sprites for her to be played through regular play like that, it is 100% canon,
Nice false equivalence to a fucking fan mod you dumb cunt
>>324213608
>love slave
Your only intimacy with her would be prepping her bull.
>>324213206
>cheat code option
You do know that's not a cheat code right? Justin Bailey is a normal password that starts you off in Metroid's "2nd Quest" where Samus is armorless. Its part of the game. Once you beat the game, if you wait till the credits are over and start a new game its armorless Samus.
None of the ones ITT are bimbos though
>>324210519
that pubic mound though
>>324213657
Justin Bailey isn't the only method to get leotard samus.
But /v/ can't actually beat Metroid so I guess they don't know that.
>>324213770
>None of the ones ITT are bimbos though
He confused Samus's love for BBC as general lust.
Easy mistake.
>>324213771
now that you mention it, that is quite a large bulge. she must have a fucking forest down there
>>324212706
Short hair qt Samus best Samus
>>324213657
>>324213701
>after Samus destroyed the Pirate fortress on Zebes, she went to another, completely identical Pirate fortress, this time in nothing but her underwear
>this is canon
Also "cheat code" isn't mutually exclusive with "intentionally programmed in" you dumbasses. Hundreds of games have cheat code options built into them without needed any kind of third-party software or hardware; that doesn't make it fucking canon that Megaman has a button that turns him invincible.
>>324213687
Don't break my heart! I just want to be her space housewife and have happy sex with her sometimes when she's in the mood, but only when she feels like it, I wouldn't be a slut and ask for it all the time!
>>324213876
Good, I wanna sniff her bush after a tough mission.
>>324214203
Armorless Samus isn't a "cheat code option". Its the exact same thing as second quest from the original Legend of Zelda.
>>324214203
Saints Row cheats are canon
>>324213937
This.
>>324214334
>samus likes BBC
This is true.
This is the original Samus sprite.
IT WORKED THEN AND IT WORKS NOW
>>324214596
I like the bodysuit more desu senpai.
>>324214596
>green hair
That's not the original sprite. That's armorless samus with the varia suit.
>>324210519
>Nintendo signed off on this figure and said it was okay.
Fuck this life.
>>324214801
I don't see a problem.
>>324210519
>you must be an ugly motherfucker to be badass, no way an attractive person can do something like that
>>324210519
There's nothing wrong with this. Go fuck yourself
>>324210519
>draw a ninja
>her uniform is a bikini
why is this allowed Japan
>the only figurines I could afford to buy are either shitty and low quality or of characters I don't give a shit about
>something like a beautiful Zero Suit Samus is like $200 or some shit
Why does it have to be so much for a lump of plastic?
>>324214904
Actually that's half true.
If you spend a lot of time on the upkeep of looking attractive, you don't have much time for learning how to be badass.
And conversely if you spend a lot of time learning how to be badass, your looks are going to suffer.
>>324213608
this so much
>>324215058
Genetics, man. You can be an attractive person even if you are a soldier, for example. Attractive face with minimal care can exist. Of course this would be very rare and there would be very few examples, but still exist.
>>324215474
Not really. The process of becoming a soldier will destroy your face via sweating, dirt, grease and not being able to take proper care of it.
Personally I've never seen an attractive female soldier. Ever.
>fictional heroes who do awesome things can't be sexy or attractive
you all are fucking retarded
>>324215978
Its not even that rare. Usually more good looking people have better gentics, so they will also be superior in athletics and intelligence. Just look at UFC for exemple, those girls take much more of a beating on their face than any soldier, and they look good.
>>324214801
Have you seen the amiibo? They took the time to sculpt out both ass cheeks and breasts instead of making them one solid lump. They know what people want.
>>324216131
theres a difference between sexy and sexualized
granted, i dont think samus is sexualized in any of the games she appears in, only sexy.
that said, her series is pretty dead and other m did a number to her character, which is why all samus is known for nowadays is her latex suit
>>324210519
Cause people didnt get triggered when ZZS popped up on Zero Mission and Smash Bros Brawl
>>324212706
She never was in any sexual relationship with Higgs. Their relationship was a father-daughter one.
>>324210519
>make b8
>call it a thread
Why does OP keep doing this?
>>324217351
Fuck you, Metroid will forever be my #1 metroidvania series. Dead but never forgotten.
>>324210519
>Better pic
>>324213862
i've beaten the nes metroid without the cheat
>>324212071
>I wear a full outfit under my work uniform
uh..
How many sexually confused kids had her lay down and have Snake lay on her
>>324222572
>Better pic
>Over saturated
>Doesn't show the figure in natural light which is what it would look like if you had it next to you
Naw son.
>Samus being turned into a sex object barbie is the one time that game devs are legit sexist
>Literally none of the feminazi wackjobs complain about it
I hate zero suit samus because it ruined the character, not because it's sexualized
>>324223285
I worked with a guy at Gamestop who loved Other M for it's realistic portral of women or some shit
>>324210519
shes a virgin though
>>324210519
i have that figure and ive hot glued it so many times it reeks.
>>324223285
>Sarah Kerrigan is one of the few good examples of a strong, well written female character
>no one who cares about that type of thing will ever play Brood War or even SC2
don't look for logic in their actions
>>324223285
>sex object
you cant really judge
in the eyes of men 99% of women are sex objects
and the 1% left is not worth breeding
>>324210519
Because females wanted representation in vidya. Or can we only represent ugly females?
I bet Samus let all the Nintendo boys pass her around
![Captainfalcon_Artwork[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dQM3nxk.jpg "Captainfalcon_Artwork[1].jpg")
>Get called a bounty hunter
>Never actually do any bounty hunting
Hmm...
>>324213876Feather pubes
>>324224074
That scene for RObin's reveal made me want a Falcon bet em up
>>324214801
>Samus used to be all about the tits
>Now she's an ass character
>draw a mentally unstable old man
>call him the savior of the human race
>>324213608
You are not alone anon.
>>324210519
SHE DIDN'T USED TO BE THIS WAY
FUCK YOU SAKURAI
>>324214203
It's not a cheat code you stupid fuck
>>324225648
Sakamoto, anon.
>>324210519
>Women are not allowed to look sexy and attractive and be bounty hunters that fucks shit into submission
So OP? How does it feel to be Gay?
>>324220308Even better
I want more games with bimbos
>>324214801
you only had to understand
Are there any good doujins of samus?
>>324224572
>Samus used to be all about the tits
What? She used to be a strong female character. Now she's a slut. That's it. She was never portrayed as a titties-in-your-face character. Or having exceptionally huge tits. I can think of one or two unofficial art pieces but that's it.
>>324233747
REMODELING
>>324224074
>enters F-Zero race to take down Zoda and Black Shadow
Do you even F-Zero canon?
>>324233329
Muh heart
>>324233329
God, I miss the early days when Mac was announced, and everyone was excited for him. And now he's the most annoying thing about smash
Because it rrrrraaaaawks my caaaawk.
>>324234441
>The amount of porn focusing on degrading and humiliating Samus skyrocketed after the release of Other M
Thank you Sakamoto.
>>324234441
I like this fetishbut only when it happens to boys
>Other M revealed just how retarded every gamer on the internet is
Thank you Sakamoto.
>>324233991
It's 2016, no one is going to fall for your bait you double nigger.
>>324234152
>Mac
>not Shiek and whoever else is imbalanced
Mac is a noobkiller.
>>324210519
In reality, it happened the other way around
>draw a space bounty hunter
>call it a bimbo
>>324234810
Sakamoto's a fucking hero, why do people hate him again?
>>324234441
i prefer taking brown girls and making them nazis the tumblr asshurt is delectable desu
>>324210519
>>324222572
...Is that crotch bulge a shop?
>>324234676
Sakamoto may have invented the Zero Suit but Sakurai popularized it.
Next Metroid game will have those slutty jetboots, I'm sure of it.
>>324234853
I hate you
>>324234910
Because gamers in this century are incapable of dealing with a complex female character.
>>324210519
>not enjoying a tall, curvy bounty hunter with huge tits and ass
>>324234959
She is a big gal.
>it's 2016 and Zero Suit Samus is already more recognizable than Power Suit Samus
feelsgoodman
How can you fap to pornography for over a decade and still be clueless about female anatomy?
>>324230413
In what kind of role?
>>324234741You better mean the boy becomes a girl.
>>324235451
FOR
>>324235451
But it's not that big.
>>324235628
Boys can't become girls, silly.
>>324235572
>Team Ninja collaboration was originally going to continue with Samus photo shoot game following Other M, if it hadn't bombed
Samus has the best ass and best tits in gaming
>>324233663
>dat riff
>>324235893
Anyone can stretch their suspension of disbelief for fetishes and say it's magic or science.
>>324236019
I'd award that honor to Mai Shiranui, but Samus belongs on the vidya T&A pantheon
>>324236019
Certainly some of the biggest
Other M literally destroyed this character's reputation.
Not the series itself. Just the ability for people to take Samus seriously as anything other than fapbait. Even smash only allows Zero Suit to shine.
>>324236149
Does she really rank up there compared to anime?
>>324212706
I thought bimbo just meant air-headed narcissist, not necessarily a slut.
>>324213608
>>324215093
>>324225119
>Samus
>dominant
I'm so sorry you guys, but she just doesn't have it in her.
>>324236346
What makes you say that?
>>324235965
i wish that were the case. it still sold more than most dead or alive titles
I want Samus to step on my dick!! I want to hear her laugh at my pathetic premature ejaculations!!!!
>>324234921
Is that Korra? Holy shit, this is so insanely distasteful that I love it. Something about unbridled disrespect gets me off.
Are there more example of stuff like this being done to brown girls?
>>324236482
why do I have this fetish
>>324236434
How far the mighty have fallen.
>Samus: Photo Shoot was reported to use the Wii Remote in a variety of activities with Samus Aran, such as aiming a camera to take photos, rub sunscreen on the focal character's body in a variety of bikinis and bathing suits, and petting her in a variety of places.
>>324236401
She didn't get my authorization
>>324235572
>they are literally separate characters now
>>324224074
He did in GP legends.
>>324236683
Did you take this picture Adam? Don't lie now.
>>324236796
That artist must be the only human on the planet who doesn't think the whole Adam/Samus relationship in Other M is creepy as fuck.
>beauty mark
>more asian features
fuck the aesthetic direction she went
>>324236683
Does she ever get authorization from you?
>>324236924
>>more asian features
I'm not sure what you mean.
Unless you're talking about her becoming submissive.
>>324237008
Yes, that is an Asian feature. I don't know where the confusion lies.
>>324236929
Every night
>>324237179
I'm sure Samus is pleased to be serving such a capable man nightly, as any normal woman would.
>>324237008
I wasn't referring to that, I ignore Other M like any other sane person. But the aesthetic changes from it seem to have been canonized.
Her eye, nose and general face structure. She looks like half or quarter asian through certain features. Whereas prime gave us a more generic person who could believably possess blonde genes.
>>324210519
>have this figure
>baby metroid doesn't fit in the stand slot
Does Sakamoto see himself as Adam?
>draw a bimbo
>give it feather pubes
>>324237462
"I know where Samus's mole really is."
Take a guess.
>>324237631
AKA: recipe for perfection
>>324234921
I think whitewashing is a fetish for mine. But I have no idea where to find more.
>>324238274
That sucks. Best of luck in your search. Ever tried looking up the phrase on gelbooru or somewhere like that?
>>324238360
Yeah, there's no tag that's so specific.
>>324238274
Gods of Egypt
>>324238274
who's that?
>>324238475
Yoruichi from bleach.
>>324238432
No tag for "Whitewash"? That sucks. Guess you could try /d/ if you have nothing left.
Samus is perfect.
>>324228349
It's deceptive and stupid.
>>324210519
post the hot glue pics
>>324210519
As someone with a huge bimbo fetish, I'm irritated when people call Samus a bimbo because she's nothing like one unless your definition of a bimbo starts and ends with
>Blonde
>Sexy
>>324214801
Then there's Tahrja and Cordelia figures
>>324240453
>Bird brain
>>324240453
this desu
Whens original samus coming back?
She was the best
![Ultra+Orthodox+Jew+1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A7DwVJX.jpg "Ultra+Orthodox+Jew+1[1].jpg")
>>324240453
Of course all blondes are bimbos. Why would you think otherwise?
Hello
>>324214801
Nintendo does all kinds of pervy stuff in Japan. It's NoA that are the prudes.
>>324241180
This will never ever happen to me reeeee
>>324240974
I was really surprised that she wasn't a costume in smash, that seemed like an obvious thing to include.
>>324241180
>>324241418
Too sexual for americans
>>324241416
Pervert!
>>324241462
What's wrong anon?
>>324241418
Not for the Japanese audience.
Do you think Samussquawksin bed?
>Make up a personality/look/backstory for a character who has never had these things canonically defined because they don't matter to the gameplay
>Push your made up ideas about the character on your peers until they believe you
>Throw a shitfit when the original creators of the character define her to be different from your made up ideas
Why do idiot fanboys keep doing this?
>>324241586
Nothing, nope.
>>324241679
this desu
>>324241734
Are you sure?..
I think I will leave then...
>>324241835
Anon you best stop.Or least go to /trash/ where its safe.
>>324241878
But doing it on /v/ is more fun ~
>>324210519
>keep
I wish
I need more space bimbos in my life
>>324241947
Butt...But...
What if you get caught and banned?
>>324241947
What a slut.
>>324242034
It's worth it.
For you
>>324242034
I can easily unban myself, don't worry about it ~
>>324242063maybe
>>324242034
>2016
>he still serves out his ban
Serious though, they need to block ban evasion somehow
>>324210519
Loading op message........
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Results....
Op is a faggot
>>324210519
I'm fully aware that this is bait but some people really do have a problem with her appearance, and I just have to ask those people why a woman cannot simultaneously be a space bounty hunter badass AND be conventionally attractive.
Oh god they're multiplying!
>>324242103
If you say so...
>>324242120
Guess you can just do whatever then anon...Oh god that perspective...
>tfw no good samus doujins
>>324242285
>>324242103
At least use new pictures fucboi
>>324242285
And you can only do one thing..stroke that cock
>>324242232
Because she doesnt look like this...
>tfw this is the only Samus pic that does something to meIt feels great.
>the erp fags are back
for fucks sake
when will you kill yourself already god damnit
>>324242120I want Samus to have her way with me
>>324242335
>tfw it's just the same gangbang/rape shit every goddamn time
>>324242410
>ZS heels
0/10 Boner gone.
>>324242358
Plump butt is the best butt
>>324242410O-On it.
>>324210519
Because it sends /v/irgins into autistic fits of rage, and it looks good.
PUFFY VULVA
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>>324242232
My understanding is as follows
>Badass who's also hot
Okay
>Hottie who's also a badass
Not okay
even though they are the same thing, one is bad and the other is acceptable
Greater minds than mine have gone insane trying to figure out a logical standard for this kind of stuff, but nothing ever sticks, the rules are always changing.
>>324242419
>those thick meaty thighs
>that glistening wet skin
>those taut abdominals
Hnnng
>>324242493Don't you dare to stop, keep going as fast as you can ~
>>324242621A-At this rate, Samus is going to be on my mind all day..
Going faster...
>>324242621
you are a huge massive faggot you know that
>>324242572
A perfect work of sculpture done by the BBC.
>>324233329
>be a manlet
>get kissed by tall girl
>get kissed by any girl
LOL
>>324242358Thanks to threads like this, I cant even look at a sketch of her without getting aroused.
>>324242740Keep going anon, stroke your cock until you can't hold anymore and cum for mommy
>>324242748
Thank you
>>324210519
She's not a bimbo.
She's an empowered woman.
>>324242889
Why is Zero Mission so LEWD?
Why is Zero Suit LEWDER than Super Metroid's 2 piece?
>>324242931
that only applies to things feminists want it to apply to
Samus didn't make the cut, unfortunately.
>>324242946
>Why is Zero Mission so LEWD?
Best suit
Best gameplay
Best music
Best stealth
It's natural to be attracted to perfection.
>>324223718
>Kerrigan
>well written
>SC2
laffin
>>324242927I-I cant hold it much longer...
All this Samus ass is too much for me
What does /v/ think of Samus theorical depressed and lonely personality?
Also, any art of depressed Samus?
>>324242945
>This image
Loli Samus is disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoojMBY-PmM
So... any good rape/mindbreak doujinshi?
>>324214596
Why does her hair change color?
>>324243274
Your pleb-tier fetish disgusts me.
>>324243224C'mon anon, cum for your mommy, all over her ass and make a mess ~
>>324243274
http://exhentai.org/g/854411/7436af316b/
>>324243398O-Oh gosh... I couldnt hold it in.
all over the...
T-Thank you Mommy.
>>324234441
I love how you can tell the artist started off trying to make a commentary about how it's not cool to sexualize strong, independent women, but ended up revealing that that's actually his fetish.
>>324243496
Anytime you want my dear
>>324243274
I have a counter request. Are there any good consensual doujins? Rape bores me now....
>>324243516
That is literally a man.
>>324243579
B-Better clean up...N-Now to leave before I start getting clingy ;-;
>>324243594
>Rape bores me
What are you a moral fag?
>>324243239
hot
>>324243692
See ya anon ~
>>324234741
>liking tg bimboification
I bet you like futa as well you fuck
>>324243625
Those thighs say otherwise.
>>324243761
No, Just tired of rape, I thought i made that clear. People get tired of stuff if their exposed to it long enough.
>implying moral fags would read rape doujins in the first place
>>324213427
Nova was legit BLACKED
TWICE
>Blizzard
>>324234741
best fetish.
>>324243761
>fap to the most sick shit I can find
>it becomes boring, go back to vanilla
>repeat
Everything looks vanilla to me at this point.
>>324243579ERP Anon still here?
>>324243494
>decensored
thank fuck
some of the pages were ridden with black bars, I couldn't even tell what was fucking what
>>324244567Why?
>mfw this thread
I love you /v/ sometimes
>>324244706Just curious.
Its not like I wanted some attention too or anything...
>>324244853
Okay then... I guess I will leave
The unspeakable things I would do to Samus
>>324244902
No wait!I wanted some... attention from the sexy samus.
>>324245002
Now you sound like a good boy!how about you start stroking that cock for me? ~
>>324245108Yes Samus... Thank you!
Slow or Fast~?
>>324245108Me too, me too! I can't hold out much longer! Please... mistress!
