If a real life Moral Kombat happened who would be Earthrealm's fighters?
>>324164381
Don Frye
>>324164381
the chick who beat rhonda rousey
brock lesnar
tony jaa
floyd mayweather
unknown army guy whos really tough and cool
some russian gangster who learned krav maga from israelis.
>>324164771
>>324164501
We're doomed
>>324164381
Donald trump after saturating his body with nanomachines.
>>324166547
>Implying he wouldn't just build a wall to keep Outworld out
>>324164771
>mayweather
He would what, run and stall to death?
>>324166141
>relying on an actor to save the world
>>324166141
Well he has fought Johnny Cage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtB9qP2rfOw
>>324166832
>who is johnny cage
>>324166942
Good point
John Cena
We're good.
>>324166141
Step aside Johnny Boy.
I'm the one who will defend earthrealm
>>324166141
I don't think he can kick out at two in Mortal Kombat
>>324167097
Save us Shinsuke
>>324167076
>>324166141
>Implying
A Real American
>>324167097
>>324167216
Yes
Johnny Cage irl
Zombie Linda
>>324166141
i cant see anything
>>324167331
Too racist to compete
>>324164381
Probably the dudes that train military in hand to hand.
maybe Some MMA fighters.
Also i am pretty sure we would just nuke nether realm.
>>324164381
Moral Kombat when?
>>324166141
This senpai
>>324164771
george zimmerman
>>324166141
/thread
>>324167495DRUNKISNATURE
>>324167339
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
The real answer is clear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kbDiEewWe6k
SJWs
>>324167613
>He shoots Baraka
>Tarkatan community starts panicking
>#JusticeForBaraka
>#Tarkatanlivesmatter
>Riots occur
The Rock
>>324167467
>Nuking Hell
>>324167834
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>324167379
Don't you mean Jean-Claude Van Damme?
>>324164381
Bruce Lee would be revived to fight in Mortal Kombat
>This is how they get out of their financial crisis
GSP
>>324166547
Can someone mod him into revengeance?
>>324168341
For a second I thought that was a typo and you meant DSP
Jackie Chan
>>324168562
But Jackie doesn't want any trabble
>>324166992
>Good point
Wait, so you weren't joking? How did you miss that Cage reference?
>>324168562
>Tarkaten hoards surround him.
>Blades all extended
>a baby falls from the sky and into Jackie's arms
>"I don't wan no trabble."
>>324168493
WAAAOOOOW these guys all have powers and shit what am I even supposed to huwhuwhuwhuw this is stupid I don't even have anything fuck this
>>324168312
do kids still care for brendan fraser
>>324168931
Yeah, his wife's kids.
The hero we all need
>>324169330
Chris-chan's antics at actual Mortal Kombat could be hilarious
Imagine him hitting on every woman in the tournament, only to catch an eye of Baraka, because he reminds him of Tarkatan women
>>324169330
>"REPTILE'S ARMS ARE NOT GREEN!"
>Tries to mace Shao Kahn.
>>324169642
Do you think Shao Kahn has any defense against mace or even knows what mace is?
>>324169725
I'd assume his hammer for both questions.
>>324166686
>dude plays a game better and wins
>everything he does is perfectly in the ruleset of the game
>HURR HE BAD XDDD
You could attack the ruleset of boxing and say its badly designed. But you never blame the better player/competitor for actually winning a match with legitimate tactics, that are within the allowed ruleset.
>>324166686
And that's how he saves the world
>>324165918
Would he have an ear biting fatality?
>>324170547
No that would be his x-ray
>>324164381
Jackie Chan.
>>324170547
Yeah.
Alternatively, he drags Little Mac's body in from off screen and beats you to death with him whilst Coach cries and eats a candy bar
>>324170547
What if the Netherrealm fighters didn't have ears? Would Tyson lose?
>>324164381
A Silverback Gorilla
>>324164381
We would need Jackie chan
>>324166642
underrated post
>>324164771
So she gets kidnapped later and John Cena has to save her?
>>324164381
Moot
>>324171121
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7kDpFGoQZGo
>>324171873
>not Hot Wheels
It's like you don't even want to havefun
>>324171712
Not really.
>>324171121
How about we just rather every single Lion, Gorilla, Hippo, and Tiger out there and throw them at the enemy?
>>324172282
>Implying cripples can fight
>>324172980
>implying MK goes back any form of "logic"
Also
>Not putting a cripple in a robot
>hey Lu Kang how are you planning to get down from there
>THE STAIRS
>>324172980
Hot Wheels is the IRL Cyrax?
Zombie Liu Kang tbqh
Everyone's favourite :^)
BEST GIRL
>>324174612
Mileena is not real
>>324174709
You're not real eitherYou can't prove me wrong
>>324174612
>>324174612
Mileena is best girl.
Her death was a minor setback
I fucking love herports
>>324175670
>>324175839
Huh, she has thing on her outfit to put a leash on...
>>324176056
Yup,
Either she's in the netherealm, and we know she'll probably break out cause "Emperor" Kang can't run shit.
or
That, she has back up bodies.
>>324165838
>Done Frye
>We're doomed
Yeah fucking right.
Give this a watch:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuz3vq_manliest-fight-ever_sport
>>324169873
>Guy abuses the rules of boxing
>thinks this would make him perfect for Mortal fucking Kombat
He'd be dead in seconds. You should actually pay attention to the topic of the thread in future.
bob sapp
>>324176382
Have you ever seen Floyd's Olympic fights as a younging? Man... people like you that don't know shit about sports piss me off.
They were fucking right?
>>324176563
Floyd is a boxer. Not a fighter. That's the point, you dumb cunt. He's a tiny little manlet that knows how to box. Throw him in the ring against Shao Kahn and how will he fare? Faggots like you that learn all they know about sports from the brief moments they spend on /sp/ and then go around spouting this shit off like you're some kind of fucking sports guru are boring as fuck. We're not talking about sports. We're talking about Mortal Kombat.
>>324176382
He'd just wait out the round timer
>>324164771
>some russian gangster who learned krav maga from israelis.
>>324176753
Right, I forgot MK had that. Lol that would piss off Shang Tsung so much.
>>324164381
Bas Rutten armed with only a peanut jar and a receipt spike
https://youtu.be/mosX7L25HV8
>>324168562
>>324168708
>>324168781
>He beats the shit out of the entire group with a bench
>>324174612
>Tfw her mk10 face
I don't like it, its like she visited a plastic surgeon between 9 and 10. I want her regular monster face back!
>>324174612
Yes, she is.
>>324177164
But now you can kiss her!
> its like she visited a plastic surgeon between 9 and 10
She probably used magic, even the comic suddenly changes her look after the timeskip.
>>324177090
>Lol
Back to reddit for you, newfag.
>>324177487
eblin
>>324177369
>Implying I'd kiss her
She'd just bite my heads off, no kissing or oral sex wanted. Leash and muzzle that mongrel so I can have my way with her.
>>324177369
MFW
>>324174612
That's a girl?
>>324177629
I like the way you think.
>>324178057
The best.
>>324178215
We can take turns, anon.
I want to nut in Mileena's ass.
most likely a bunch of unknowns
>Pink Kitanafags have shown up
>>324167331
he is much too old now
>>324179060
Remember when Raiden stepped in the wrong neighborhood?
>>324168931
no, but i do
Brrroottthhheerrr
>>324179321
>God of Thunder and Lightning
>Never creates a gigantic storm and decimate armies
>Gets pushed around by dead people
>>324169725
probably his bullshit yellow armor
>>324179459
>>324179501
>>324179060
Kitana's personality is awesome in MKX
>those fucking intros
>>324179710
She's so salty in MKX like goddamn lady.
>>324179985
She's dead, her mother killed her, and her step father betrayed her
>>324180085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DndZ0BkU_qc
Shinook: Shall we Kitana?
Kitana: I do not combat the elderly
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>324179658
>>324179321
Why is Raiden so beta?
>>324181472
almost everything bad that happened was his fault and he feels like shit about it.
>>324181472
Because he forgets he's a fucking god
>>324181998
Remember when he was flying around in MK9, punching dudes through bridges?
No?
>>324168781
I don't get the whole want no trouble jackie chan thing, can someone explain it tome?
>>324169642
How would Chris even make it to Shao Kahn?
>>324183413
He would paint Kabal blue and ride him to victory
>>324167934
I believe that. The Rock is the hero Earthrealm needs.
>>324167934
Makes sense.
Dwayne's a pretty big ass kisser
>>324184030
>He would paint Kabal blue
All of Kabal, or would he miss out his arms?
>>324182957
funny how he just offed motaro like that
Obviously it would be Oyster who would save us.
>>324184496
>implying
>>324184496
Could I get a hat wobble?
>>324184602
How about a flargennstow?
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wOedbRV.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>324184731
>>324184848
Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
>>324167234
>Make my arm look like different types of carpet please
>>324184925
That would be not safe for work, are you sure?
>>324184496
Can I get a photo of Oyster smiling please?
>>324184030
>Implying Chris hands won't dismantle Kabal's respirator
>>324185180
>>324164381
>The Pope
>John Cena
>Bill Gates
>Putin
>Literally no atheists
>Literally no liberals
>Literally no politicians (except Putin)
>mfw Moral Combat
russell crow
>>324184496
>>324166686
Time outs are apparently a thing in MK, so it is one strategy.
>>324184925
>>324185996
>>324186252
>>324186252
What in the absolute fuck are these gifs you people are posting?
>>324186505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWX4GUYGQXQ
>This thread
Earthrealm is fucked
>>324186505
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIXTNumrDc4
>>324186762
>>324186593
I don't get it
>>324185502
>Putin
>Morals
>>324188270
Tayne
>>324185502
You're trying a pinch too hard, love.
Tone it back a little next time and people might fall for it.
>>324164381
Ben Garrison
>>324190267
Ben "Sending the Outworld out" Garrison
Ben "Tarkatan Torture" Garrison
Ben "Ending Edenian" Garrison
Ben "Shokan Slayer" Garrison
I call forth my champion
>>324181472
But he kicked the shit out of all of them
>>324164381
Boss of The Gym
Leather Man
Billy Herrington
That's all we need
