Nintendo is saved
>>324019541
It didn't need saving but happy shitposting familia
>>324019541
wheres the campbell's soup one, douchebag?
Does the toothpaste start singing once you open it up?
>the only videogame company with its own market, above and beyond the one where Sony and Microsoft are canibalizing each other
>needing saving
>>324019541
>Nintendo's target audience.jpg
>>324021982
yeah and your point?
>>324021908
That's why Wii U is selling so well?
>>324019541
Nintendo has always done shit like this. In the 80's there was a fucking Nintendo boxed cereal, and I'm pretty sure I had a Mario toothbrush at one point.
>>324019720
>It didn't need saving
nintendelusion at its best
>>324022065
rustled nintendrone kek
>>324019541
Lol irl
>>324022189
not the slightest
>>324019541
Let me know when they bring back Mario spaghettios
>ITSA MEEE MARIO TEE HEE!
Jesus fuck I hate Mario so much
>>324022094
Nintendo's products aren't for the unwashed masses.
Also, what's the point of having millions of sales if you're losing money on them? That's why sony and microsoft will lose the game in the long run.
>>324022284
>mad Sonicfag
Pathetic.
>>324022284
And your parents hate you. And like Mario, you won't ever leave.
>>324022148
>Tfw I use this
>>324019541
>#LuigiDeathStare
>>324021908
B L U E O C E A N.
I'm so glad it back fired on them.
>mario takes pill
>gets bigger
the advert writes itself and is eternal. like dolan duck on teh orange juice
>>324022462
Stay mad, virgin
>>324022809
How so? They're better than the other video game companies.
Nintendo: standing by itself
Sony: relies heavily on its competitor's mistakes.
Microsoft: a joke
PC: not even relevant.
>>324019541
In Germany they have mario maker themed breadbags in bakeries and shit
>>324019541
Definitely copping those multivitamins desu.
>>324019541
Weren't they already saved when their overpriced happy meal statues started inexplicably selling gangbusters?
>>324022408
>this is what nintendogs actually believe
>>324023298
PC isn't a company
>>324022181
>Not in the red
>Investors not shitting on them
>Still making video games and still working on something new beyond the Wii U/3DS
>Haven't cancelled or gone back on anything they've said due to unforeseen circumstances
What needs saving.
>>324019720
>>324021908
>>324022065
Nintendo Defense Force!
AAAAAACTIVATEEEEEE
>>324019541
>unlock the exclusive Toothpaste World in New Super Mario Bros NX by purchasing Super Mario Orajel and breathing its unique Star Berry flavour into the Nintendo NX non-gimmick Smell Receiver (Sold Separately)
>underage fags dont remember nintendo branding back in the day
>>324023298
Look up the blue ocean strategy please. Nintendo got away with it once with the Wii.
>>324019541
how underage are you?
when i was young i had mario wallpaper in my room and mario slippers and vests with mario on them that i wore under my mario pyjamas which i wore while sleeping in my bed where i would hide from my uncles sexual advances and i had mario branded pencil cases that me and my friends thought were cool as a cucumber.
get with the times you goober.
people who make fun of nintendo can never be my friend
>I feel superior to other people because I play games for teenagers instead of children
This is the most autistic thread on 4chan right now, and that includes /mlp/ and /trash/. Congrats, OP.
Not saging in hopes the thread gathers more normalfags.
>>324024815
Are you cute
>>324024348
think they'll make a toothbrush amiibo?
>>324022223
there are some questions I have always had about this picture
what is the laughing elf's relation to the girl elf? does the little elf have some serious balls to be offering his love to the girl elf if the big elf is the girl elfs bf, or brother? why does the girl elf look a little surprised when the big elf thinks it's completely hilarious? why is the little elf so confident?
>>324022809
it didnt really though. wii was blue ocean, it was made for a certain market. i dont know who the fuck the Wii U was made for
>>324025361
The "little elf" is Lem, a halfling bard.
The laughing elf is probably her brother or something.
>>324025610
To clarify further, halflings have an innate sense of optimism that strikes through in nearly every situation they find themselves in.
>>324025361
little elf is a halfling. probably has chr out the ASS
its from a pathfinder book
Will it be enough to save Ubisoft? Vivendi sold off all of its shares of Activision/Blizzard this morning for some quick cash.
>tfw you want a 3ds XL
>tfw all the cool limited edition ones are either stupidly expensive or not available
>Don't want the regular ones because they look bad
I should've just bought one when they first came out. I thought about it but didn't do it in the end. Now I regret it.
>>324025714
good for him I hope he gets that pussy, the laughing elf can watch and keep laughing
>>324025962
Anyone have the /fa/ pic of people wearing these?
>>324025371
blue ocean 2
>>324025984
I can imagine seeing his laughing face again as they end up with a half-halfing baby together.
>>324025984
He doesn't but whatever helps you sleep at night, manlet
Do kids even give a shit about mario or nintendo these days?
>>324024994
It's a joke faggot but whatever makes you feel better
>>324024062 for u
>>324026279
Man this guy looks so weird, like he doesn't have normal midget proportions but is actually a tiny person what the fuck.
>Those tiny punches at the end
kek
>>324026156
>first date, he sits at a nearby table, still laughing
>first time having sex, he looks through a window, still laughing
>their wedding day, he's still laughing
>>324026279
he did now faggot
>>324019541
>Super Mario powerup vitamins
Nigga that's cute as hell
>>324026514
Calm down
>gettin' some spaghetti-os
>spy this shit
>crazy
>buy it
>shapes look like crap, sauce is actually solidified in areas, and there's like 4 meatballs
Goddamnit.
>>324026860
>literally selling meme food
>>324022408
>Sony
>losing money
As a whole, yes. But Playstation has been profitable the last two years and Sony has made money on every PS4 hardware sale since April 2015.
>>324026860
>gettin' some spaghetti-os
That was your first mistake.
SILENT HILL IS SAVED
>>324026845
what the FUCK is going on here?
>>324027003
>>324027059
They're cheap, cook quickly, and taste better than ramen. Nothing wrong with that.d
>>324026845
Why is he so angry
>>324022408
>Nintendo's products aren't for the unwashed masses.
wii? DS?
>>324026845
I feel bad for the little man.
>>324027134
Why not cook you lazy fuck. ?!
>>324026279
>>324026845
>>324027064
Douchebags...!
>>324027201
Sometimes I don't feel like it.
>>324019541
>Super Mario vitamins
Well...it worked for The Flintstones...
>>324023138
I'm not the one who's mad at an iconic video game character doing what icons in literally everything ever do. Do you get mad at the Flintstones for vitamins and cereal?
>>324026279
>tfw no ubermanlet friend to dick around with
why live
>>324019541
I would those healthy gummies.
Not about the fluoride J-w
>>324026279
Little mac attempts to get his bike back . Webm
>>324026279
setscale 0.3
>>324027521
Could you imagine that little guy running around with like a huge war axe? Doing bunch of cool flips and shit wrecking people?
>>324022462
Stop projecting faggot
Yes, this is nothing new.
However.
By 2018 Neotendo will have stopped making games, and you will only have stuff like this left. Along with some feature films, theme parks and other areas of IP expansion.
How does it make you feel? Knowing you will have memories of these IP and nothing else besides shallow materialism? Isn"t that the ultimate irony? In the throes of nostalgia and praising, you will "transform" into the very thing you embody...
And as this thread serves as a reminder, you will all still be at the ready, defending and cherishing what little you have left.
It's quite comforting, really.
>>324025962
>XXL, XL, and L are sold out
>>324027884
>Stop projecting while I project my homosexuality onto you, faggot
>>324026279
where did he find clothes that fit him? has everyone considered the possibility that perhaps he's normal size and everything around him is bigger?
>>324028046
Here's your (You)
>>324027956
>Avatarfag
>Tripfag
>Uses retarded spin on the already retarded "neo-nintendo" bullshit
Filtered.
>>324028178
Thanks. Here's yours in return. It's an extra-rare (You), so spend it wisely.
>>324026015
Those faggots don't know how to dress
>>324028538
Why is Pucci so fucking gay
>>324028678
He's not gay. Pucci just loves DIO as he loves God. Is he gay for God, as well? DIO's the only one who's actually and canonically gay, outside of Scarlet Valentine.
>>324028985
He's literally in the same bed as Dio at one point
They may as well be painting eachothers toenails
>>324025182
Yeah and then there'll be petitions to include the toothbrush character in Smash
>>324029121
They were wearing clothes and over the covers, just talking about shit. Also, according to DIO's diary, Pucci has no interest in sex at all.
>He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, wealth, or sexual desire, and who chooses the will of God before the law of humans.
Straizo was gayer for Dio than Pucci was.
>>324025962
Now if only Eidos would sell that Jacket Adam Jensen wears.....
>>324023298
>PC
Is that a company or a brand anon? Like Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft?
Nintendrones are truly retarded.
>>324030253
Well, to be fair, most (if not all) drones are retarded
BOSS GET DOWN!
I'm pretty happy I don't see angry birds candy anymore
>>324023298
Just stop posting. I don't know if you think you're trolling but it isn't working.
>>324019541
Mario branded toothpaste has existed since the 80's at least, which was around when Nintendo hit peak merchandising.
>>324019541
Did I travel back to the 90's?
>>324030253
PC used to be a brand ofIBM.
>>324028178
>>324028538
(You)posting is the dumbest shit. It's like a cop out meme where you don't even have to try.
>>324022534
i used scooby doo versions of these until I was 19Store near me stopped selling them
>>324024815
Where in the original post did he say this was new? You are reading into the post things that do not exist.
>>324031421
that would mean Nintendo is making money which is a false statement
>>324025371
That is exactly the point.
>>324031773
Have a (You)
The first one's free
>>324031773
it's the exact same as "this is bait" and reaction image replies
>>324027956
Feels like Disney.
>>324028538
Here's to (you).
>>324027373
One million strong and growing, and soon we shall set your town ablaze and hear the muffled sounds of your children under our feet chortling with hysterical laughter the entire time.
I think that was the jingle. I may have missed something.
>>324026845
>6'1 vs 5'9
Also, I was sincerely expecting that little guy throwing a punch anytime soon to the cameraman
>>324026845
Why is the bald man such an ass?
I hope they bring back the cereal system.
>>324031773
Have a (You). Take this 5 on the way out as well.
>>324032994
I did miss something! A comma! Only the top one percent will get the right answer!
