aside from killing the other players, what is there to do in Online?
>>323985672
Do what I do.
Drive.
Load up the drive soundtrack and never get out of your car.
>>323986502
this, i just drive around and rob stores.
sometimes follow other players and hope they shoot at me, they never do.
Are you one of those people who just goes around shooting everyone they see? I constantly have to be in passive mode because I don't want to deal with that shit, but then they just blow up my car instead
>>323986656
they still pay if you have insurance
also badsport if you're on console.. no badsport lobbies in PC
>>323986502
I never get tired of it
Heist.
>>323986791
I don't mind the cost, usually getting the car back is free anyway. It's just annoying constantly calling the mechanic to bring it back
cause mayhem
>>323986934
I was trying to do the bank robbery one for like two hours but people keep dying. Playing with randoms is suffering
Nothing, but give R* money from underage kids buying shark cards with their parents cash. Instead of actual fucking DLC with content for single player, we luxury yachts and jets that costs hundreds of real dollars.
>>323986656
yes, then as soon as you respawn I snipe you or run you down with my car
It's funny when you have like 17 kills on somebody yet they still won't spawn in passive mode.
Get blown up/tossed around by hackers.
It's fun when people are at least a little creative when they try to kill me. It was fun when a guy threw a bus with a cargo heli at me, it's annoying when it's stickies.
>>323987163
I don't understand how that is even fun. I'm not getting annoyed, I'm just waiting for you to leave. Or then I just go do some job
>>323986502
I do this but with eurobeat and a futo.
>>323987105
I just assumed you had others to play with. With randoms is rough. I suppose there are races?
who else just rides a BMX around and goes stuntan?
doing backflips and spins in first person is surprisingly satisfying
>played online when the game came out on PC
>it's shit and boring
>5 minute loading times
Might as well try out the game now. There have been a lot of updates.
>15 fucking minutes of loading
>failed to connect
>10 more minutes of loading
>oh wow, there's fuck all to do
>join a heist
>get in the van
>dude hacks the van to the destination
>heist over
>5 minute loading time
>some hacker blows up all the players
>no one can move because of some hacker
>a clone of my character is dry humping my ass
Fuck this stupid game.
>>323987105
Randoms will never cease to amaze me in the thousands of ways they manage to fuck up a heist or setup. This was the first and last time I helped some chinese fuck do something.
>when somebody constantly spawn kills you but they're in an bulletproof armored car
I mean when I have a fair chance I don't give a fuck but that's just cheap
>people who play online just to go into passive mode
>people who play online just to drive around alone
>>323987561
Me but nobody else does this, so much fun riding around in FPV at the skateparks or doing the bunnyhop glitch up a skyscraper.
>>323987742
>people who treat freeroam as an endless deathmatch
>>323987570
the loading time is pretty annoying and that's why don't really play any of the mini gameswhich is probably why I'm only level 30 with $60 000
no hackers on PS4 though, or at least none that I've seen
>>323987985
pretty much what it is though
>>323988028
>>323987570
Are the load times really just as bad as on PS3? I figured it would improve on PC, at least half of the playtime is spent just waiting for something to load
>>323988028
I don't bother with any of the minigames. I'd love to have a race or something, but I am not going to sit trough that loading time.
>>323986791
>be me
>always nice to everybody and don't kill anybody
>lobbies are always just people driving around doing absolutely nothing
>go on a rampage once killing everybody
>put into lobby with other badsports
>everybody is blowing everything to shit, smashing into each other, crashing planes and just causing general mayhem
>holyshitniggathisisfun.jpg
>mfw I was missing out all that time
I just explore the map and drive around, doing jumps and stunts. It sucks that I lose money every time I die though. All I want is a sandbox where I can just fuck around, none of this semi-MMO nonsense.
>>323985672
How do I earn plus 1 million money in a day. Is it possible?
>>323988585
put your money into your bank account, dumbass. You can access it anywhere from your goddamn phone
>>323985672
Man I left playing gta online when every time i fucking log in i hear fucking muslims talk in arabic.
>>323985672
Dress up as CIA with a swastika on your back.
>>323988647
By doing the criminal mastermind challenge with a bunch of well known friends maybe, but that's it.
>>323988673
You still lose a percentage out of your bank account, I'm pretty sure. It's the only explanation for why I'm near $0.
>>323985672
Make money, buy stuff, chill in my yacht, buy and mod cars, fly around in planes. Anything you want really. It's a surprisingly good sandbox online and the expansions are free. I find just messing around is better online than in SP simply because i have more available to me than in SP.
I outrun shitters in everything in my schafter V12.
>>323988647
The Pacific Standard heist pays like 700k on hard if you take the 55 percent cut, so just do that a couple times. Or is there some kind of cooldown on them?
>>323988805
No you don't, you only lose up to $5000 if you have it on you when you are killed. You're probably broke from having to buy ammo in huge chunks all the time.
>>323988416
>be me
>>323988897
No cool down if you're no the planner. If you just join a heist you can do them over and over.
>>323988897
Only a cooldown on the host, if you have 3 close friends who are decent at the game you could all just take turns hosting.
>>323988748
What platform? On PS3 everyone seems to be latin or black. I guess it's the poor people platform now
>>323988315
It's so bad on the PC I can't even imagine PS3 being worse.
>>323988647
If you find a good crew to heist with yeah...
>>323988918
I tested it right now, you lose money directly from your bank account for dying.
>want to do heists
>need expensive apartment
>no money, need heists for money
JUST
>>323988860
>I find just messing around is better online than in SP simply because i have more available to me than in SP
I feel that way too, never play the single player. Messing around could be fun if people were more creative than just shooting each other
>>323989170
Who would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>323988748
>Playing with mics
I have not had mics on since moving over to PS4. I mute people who join jobs and heists.
>>323989281
Turn on your game right now. Look at your money. Blow yourself up. Now check it.
>>323989206
You can join a heist crew, apartments are needed for planning. More than anything in GTAO is RP for levels. The more levels the more you can do, you don't need 5 apartments filled with supers to do stuff in game.
>>323989265
It sucks that a lot of the stuff in the multi-player isn't available for on-line.
Shit I just want to give Franklin a low rider and Michael a yacht
>>323989206
The cheapest high end apartment is like 200k I think, I got that one. You can gather that sum relatively fast if you don't blow your money right away
>play in free aim lobbies
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim
>takes forever to even get one heist going
>whenever someone finally does join they're low level and/or have a shit K/D
I've been pretty much having to friend every decent random I play with. We did beat the prison heist on the first try though which was really fun. It's always stressful when the mission is out of your control and you have to rely on randoms to pull through.
Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split you're a fucking piece of shit and need to fuck right off. The leader pays the up-front fees and gets paid nothing for any of the setup missions.
>>323985672
Stare at loading screens
>>323989281
>>323988918
You lose ALOT of money in single player but in online it's around 500 dollars. You can make that in not even 30 mins if you're a good sport.
>>323989385
>Turn on your game right now
Give me an hour to load up online and I will.
>>323989550
If you load up in SP it's about a third of the time. Online is slow on any system it's not the hardware you use even a top end pc, it's the 3 year old servers jew* use.
>>323989478
>play in free aim lobbies
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim
Yeah that's pretty gay, I resorted to using the autoaim too. Shame there's no option for freeaim servers like in RDR
>>323985672
Go to /gtaog/ and worship Nessi's cock.
>decide to play GTA:O for fun
>enter game
>immediately die to aggressive players/hackers
>turn on passive mode
>no fun allowed mode
>look for a plane or helicopter to steal
>they're all locked behind a paywall
>steal a car
>get 20 police on me immediately despite being in the middle of fucking nowhere
>die in one bullet
>respawn in the middle of nowhere with no cars in sight
So fun
>>323985672
Nothing, the game is only fun in Single Player or in a private lobby with one, maybe two friends.
>look for high end cars to sell around grove street
>heists with bros
>playing missions/farming los santos connection
>playing vip missions, which also work solo. Sightseer is pretty fun
>join a public game and do the random public events around
>do one of the newer missions that give double rp/xp
>daily objectives (though some of them are shit or just dont work)
>>323988416
Haven't been in bad sport since 2 years ago when I got 100+ kills with tank griefing.
It was an all out warzone. Tank brigades rolling down the street, jets zooming overhead, gun battles on every corner, griefer crews doing drivebys, RPGs flying around everywhere.
>>323989564
>make $500 dollars in 30 minutes
The fuck are you smoking? Just do a Gerald/Simeon mission by yourself, complete the mission then go AFK for 15 minutes near the trigger to end the mission, you get nearly $20,000 that way.
>>323989710
>look for a plane or helicopter to steal
>they're all locked behind a paywall
Huh, what platform is that? They don't cost anything on last gen consoles. I don't remember if there was some stupid level restriction though
>>323989478
>Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split you're a fucking piece of shit and need to fuck right off. The leader pays the up-front fees and gets paid nothing for any of the setup missions.
You must not do alot of heists then. Being cheap with your cash will never get you a full session. And heists are not hard not even Humane labs. I always split it 25% for everyone. People will actually work harder for more money.
>>323989750
Oh, also you have to have trainers, because that's the only time an open world game is fun.
>>323989806
I meant by being idle. You get 2000 for being a good sport. It's easier to make money then it was last year. You even make more RP.
>did supercar glitch 2 years ago
>stockpiled up over 25m, an insane amount of money at the time
>spent it like it would never run out.
>buy expensive cars, the tank, the high end apartment, expensive clothes, just waste money left and right
>come back to GTAO now and see they added a ton of new shit
>literally 0$ to my name
>tfw now I know how lottery winners feel
JUST
>>323987561
you have good taste anon, feels wonderful pulling off something crazy on an Enduro
Every goddamn time I get on some shitter in a jet flying around killing everybody. Check his stats in the player list, 1.4 million k/d invisible glitched body, level 7777 or something equally retarded.
Chill in one of the construction towers and snipe their jet down, they spawn in passive, send me some kind of bitchbaby text, go get a new jet, come out of passive mode, rinse and repeat.
Shitters like this need to get the fuck out of online. Just driving along with friends minding our own business then they fly by and blow up the car. At least most of them are stupid enough to follow us to the yacht and get shot down by the anti air defenses. Only to be promptly followed by "leave boat pssy as btch" or other hilarity. Why does a vast majority of the people playing this game think it's fun to just fly around and shoot people with their jets? Just doing that gets boring after a while for me.
>>323990068
I thought that good sport payment was only once a day?
>>323989948
You assign the money after everyone has joined. Since it's so goddamn hard to get a heist going, let alone a finale, most people just accept it.
>>323989948
>I always split it 25% for everyone
You lose money setting it up though so you're getting less than them
>>323990125
Use the Homing Launcher, that will piss off most jet shitters who are actually shit.
>>323990083
EVERONE who did the glitch lost money even hackers and those who were given money by hackers. Had a friend get 10 billion of hacker bucks and he was level level 2000 for over 2 months. Then he logged on had nothing, no cars, no tanks, no planes, 0 dollars in the bank and was reset to level 30.
>>323989948
>I always split it 25%
top cuck
join the vg circlejerk over some armless faggots that pretend to be grills
>>323985672
I only load it up when someone I know is playing it. Generally we will do stuff like this >>323987094
Its just a social experiment. I like to walk around saluting people with my buddies slowly driving behind me in an armored car.
Also my character is only wearing shoes with high socks and a Ski mask with night vision goggles. He also has really gross tattoos.
Just fuck with people and their reactions are pretty funny.
>>323987304
>eurobeat driving on GTA Online
Top Taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
>>323990083
Dumb feelsposter
>>323990185
One a day in game time. If you do a mission or two you get it. In fact if you join a new session you can get it twice in less than an hour and never have to pay daily utilities cost.
>>323990341
Nah, those was only for people who did hacks or gifted large amounts of money. I wasted my last bit of money paying for destroying someone's car.
Unless you mean they reset your money literally like 3+ months later?
>>323985672
Any of the gamemodes that sound boring.
>>323985672
>aside from killing the other players, what is there to do in Online?
no
>>323990275
Anybody who hears the homing beeps and doesn't immediately evade the rocket is probably going to crash into a building before killing anybody anyways. Homing rockets suck absolute shit against jets
>>323990448
>if you join a new session
Nope, fuck that, it's hard enough finding a session not full of foreigners using mics and hackers killing everybody as it is.
>>323988125
>get into an endless deathmatch with some person who decides to shoot at me when I'm driving about.
>end up getting about 70 kills on them, while they barely get 5.
>keep killing them even after they start running from me.
>eventually have script kiddies descend upon me to blow me up/freeze me
One thing I hate about the PC and old gen versions. That and how everyone assumes you cheated because you're above whatever level they have in their head that legitimacy stops at.
>>323990251
>>323990365
Well I'm not poor doing the heists either but even the biggest setup cost is still less than the 25% take on hard. And when I finish mine I line up for someone else's final. I've waited to long and had to many heists fail or not even get started because of that.
>>323990631
Freemode is always full of foreigners sadly. Makes me wonder why rockstar never made the servers by region to severely cut down on the lag. As for hackers, just avoid them. There are alot more on PC than consoles but PS4 is too comfy to give up.
try to do stunts with other people
Ever jump a motorcycle off a ramp and bounce it off a jet going the opposite direction and land on a roof? It's dumb shit like this is why I play GTA.
I hate that if you want to customize a car you have to win 20 races with that car class.
If you take less than 40% as host in a heist finale you are a spineless cuck, that's a fact.
>people unironically bought this on PC with a community that is filled with hackers and activites that are a ghost town
Jesus fuck, are you this dedicated to your "m-muh master race"
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>323990972race trading
>tfw waiting for Red Dead 3
>>323991001
>PSN outage
Sonyggers, not even once.
>>323989478
>55/15/15/15
Top Jew. Even taking the setup payouts and the initial cost for pacific standard on hard, 40/20/20/20 still nets host more than the help. Same holds true for all the heists except series a because the payout is garbage on it. Just admit that you're Jewish brah. I always pay out 20% to randoms if they just joined. Otherwise you just get shitters and le epik trols who fuck shit up on purpose. Losing out on that extra 15% is honestly worth not having to replay the finale 10+ times plus loading screens because you're trying to underpay people. Or if I'm with friends we always just do a 25% split across the board because we're not Jewish and we all take turns hosting the heist.
>>323990828
>Jump off mount chiliad
>Car lands on passing Besra
>Jump out of car at the same time
>Jet doesn't blow up the second we hit
>Tap enter vehicle
>Animation locks me right on top of jet
>Open canopy and toss him out and hijack jet
>Jet guy lands face first into a tree too close for parachute to work
>Jet has no damage
>Enjoy free jet
>>323991096
I wonder what game they'll release this year. I mean they have to release something right, they've been doing one game a year for forever, but now they've just rereleased GTA on different platforms for three years straight
Here's something I would do
>Find a cargobob
>fly around and look for people who are in stores (clothing, gunshop, barber)
>take their customized car while they are in the store
You can always tell it's their car because it sticks out like a sore thumb. Sometimes I go to the insurance lot or the police lot and do that. Or place the cars on the roof of a tall building but then I realize they can just call the mechanic and get them back.
>>323991001
>there are people who bought a ps4 just to shitpost
>>323991221
Max Payne 4 seems more likely. That game ended terribly
>>323991225
>cargobob trolling
Mein neger, shame that welfare launchers are given to every level one shitter though.
What's your favourite radio station, /v/?
>>323991225
You can only do that on dead gen. The dream is gone.
>>323991158
Adjusting your pay does nothing to affect performance. The only reason you'd have garbage players is if you took a low level or someone with a shit K/D. Just kick the shit players.
Any good player will not "try harder" whether they're getting 15% or 25%. It's still worth it for them to try, otherwise they'll just be sitting around waiting for a new lobby and probably get some setup mission with low level shitters.
By the way, there's a reason the game defaults to 55/15/15/15
>>323991225
For a while before they patched it you could cargobob a player car out of impound if you waited there drop it in the nearest water channel and not pay any damage cost since it's still impounded. It would perma destroy the car. That was a long time ago but I've never seen so much rage in any game over that.
>>323991405
self
>>323991405self radio
I always listened to the chat stations in previous GTA's, shame that the ones in V are so fucking shit.
>>323991405
Radio Los Santos > Pop >Rock > Channel X
>>323985672
Loads, drive, fly, explore, crime sprees and hassleing the civilians and poice. A fully fledged tennis game. Reasonably ok golf game, Co op missions, dm tdm etc.
When i play the game, I just do what but have it in mind to constantly make money, racing is one of my fav things to do
>>323991423
>>323991473
Really? You can't hook any cars or just parked player owned cars.
I just got a PS4 last month, I really might not buy GTA because of this. I did that all the time on last gen.
>>323989478
PS4? I'm a high K/D ratio player that wants a challenge.
>>323991405
Non-Stop Pop
>>323991435
>shit K/D
Do people look at that? Mine is like 0,2 because I never fight back when random people decide to shoot me
>>323990996
What if I already have millions and yacht and every car I want and I feel like helping some poor randoms?
>>323991561
Fuck off back to /gtag/ blater.
>>323991548
I agree they're trying alittle too hard to drill in the social commentary. I know GTA games exist in parody america especially for a game in Los Angeles.
>>323985672
Doing the same missions over and over to get better weapons to kill players. In this game its kill or be killed. A player sees a player they kill them.
>>323991685
What's your psn id? I'll send you a request next time I get on?
>>323991405
>Radio Mirror Park
>Worldwide FM
>The Lowdown
>Blaine County Radio
If one or more of those aren't in your list of go to stations you have objectively shit taste and should contemplate bettering yourself through expanding your musical horizons.
>>323991753
you first bully
>>323991673
There are other ways, anon:
>Cover a car with gasoline, get a super car, keep the car in place while accelerating and ignite it using the exhaust flame
>Cover a car with sticky bombs, take cover in the other side and have cops shoot at you. If they hit a bomb, you don't pay.
>>323991741
Yeah for sure. Do you notice you get kicked often? It's not always entirely accurate, but definitely is the best blind determinant of player ability. Generally anyone under level 50 or under .6 KD is insta booted.
I haven't played it since summer. Heard they added some new content like cars and huge Yachts. Yachts sound cool, are they fun?
Did they add anything interesting?
It's still the same hackerfest and constant Kuruma death rally, isn't it?
>>323991473
Did they fix blowing cars with exhaust then?
>>323991757
It's more about how the skits are and why instead of a bunch of skits we just get 2-3 repeats of the same shit on loop.
>>323991769
NickRad. If you give me yours, I'll send you one now though.
>>323991685
Neither system is worth it. If you get a good ratio going in deathmatches or freemode it can drop instantly by someone buzzing you with a jet or using proxies or grenade launchers.
>>323987105
If your good, you find people who friend you because they cant deal with the randoms fucking shit up all the time. In gta time is money...spending a hour on a heist. You could earn the same doing 16 player races and coming in the top 3 for an hour, and they are more fun. Though most people in gta have neber played a real racing game. They dont break they just run you off the road to win, and it always backfires..
>>323991991
*how unfunny
>>323991904
you're a genius
>>323991913
I never get kicked from anything though. That k/d thing is totally retarded since it encompasses freeroam too
>>323991957
the Yachts do nothing. It's probably just rockstar trying to get 13 year old kids to buy Sharkbux
You can go steal helicopters from them though so that's nice
>>323991957
>Did they fix blowing cars with exhaust then?
I don't think they can, same with cop blowing up your car or NPC car chain reaction. It's not playing doing it even if its your bomb or gasoline trail. Even cop can hit the gas tank.
>>323992087
They both work. Although, sometimes you can getaway with tank griefing, but it's random. I think if you blow up a nearby car and it blows up the target car, you're fine.
>>323991904
I thought they nerfed that burnout way?
>>323987561
i side with this character
except i dress as a slav
>>323992278
Not sure, I'm pretty sure I did it not too long ago.
>>323991741
KD means nothing in a game like GTA, with all the ways to pad it or cheat, all the GM kiddies, getting blown up a few times every session, etc. Don't even look at it.
And for the love of God, don't become an autist with it that must keep it insanely high to the point of running off from your crewmates having fun to kill randoms over and over to repair it every time you get killed.send help
>>323991998
You heard of passive mode? Use it then, crybaby.
>>323992350
Last time I tried it I got charged with insurance despite doing it properly. Must be a glitch in the matrix.
>>323992457
Oh really? That's a real shame then.
>>323991913
But I've never been booted from heists with my alt character, and I've been using them for heists since they were like level 3. So I guess level doesn't have that much weight against it.
>>323988918
No you dont, it warns you when you are carrying over 5k thats all, because thats a bit of a loss if you get mugged, its been like that since day 1. Its 500 dropped evertime you get killed.
One day 1 it used to be 2k per kill, and that included in deathmatches, defeated the purpose.
>>323992364
This sounds suspiciously like the autist who reposts his shitty K/D screenshot in every /gtag/ thread.
>>323991957
Yachts are the best thing ever. It's like a house They spawn weapons inside, have a better interior than any apartment, a working bar with waitress. It has build in defences and can fire missiles at planes and boats at anyone that approaches And If you get the Aquarius you get for free 4 seasharks, a toro speed boat, a very very expensive chopper that costs over 3 mil to buy alone and a dingy. Plus is fucking awesome looking with paint and customs stuff even a working hot tub. The ship captain can spawn any car on the land and the vehicles even the chopper cost you nothing to replace and spawn back pretty quick. You can even lock them from other players using it.
Moving the ship is a pain since it's 25k to move it.
>>323992581
Idk what kind of people you're playing with, but I learned real fucking early that I'd rather spend a few more minutes waiting in the lobby than spend two hours retrying because I let a low level or low KD in.
>>323992538
Could have just fucked it up somehow, I dunno, I'll have to try it again when I play tonight.
>>323992581
Not true, level is important.
KD is not a metric and only autistic people care for it.
>>323986791
>they still pay if you have insurance
>also badsport if you're on console.. no badsport lobbies in PC
This is what made me stop playing GTA 5 multiplayer.
It's just retarded.
1. No actual open world, just a lobby with a few players in it.
2. Discouraged from doing things that you naturally do in a GTA game.
It is literally garbage.
>>323992668
Just stand at the beach where you want it to spawn, and join a new session, it'll move the yacht to your location when you spawn in the new session. Or join a job/race/etc near where you want it to spawn. Only paid to move mine once, after it didn't stick around in the spot I wanted it to after doing some races I decided to not waste my virtual money on moving it ever again.
>>323989385
Its not hospital bills, it used to be, 2k at lauch, its money lost that you carry, mind I never kill myself so maybe killing yourself without doing it through the menu might take hospital bills
>spawn in with no weapons
What the fuck?
>>323992737
>tfw beaten all the heists in the game, mission grinding machine
>people will look down on me for my 0.3 K/D because I'd rather shoot computers than players
>>323992659
You mean me, on my journey past 20+ with jet shitting? >>323990596of course you mean me
comfy as heck
>>323992985
No blater not you. Could you not attentionwhore for once?
>>323991221
I think I heard something about Bully 2. Not really what excites me but the first one was good.
>>323992937
Yeah I do the same thing now after moving it one time. 95% of the time It's parked next to the beach even if other yachts are there.
>>323993108
I had a long post written out asking if it was the PS4 cunt with his "not so fast, literally all of you", but then I realized I said "runs off from crew to kill randoms", thought it had to be me after that.
People who use a Kuruma to deathmatch are fags, but do you also look down on people who use them in heists?
>>323987663
H-how is that even possible?
>>323989478
>always fucking dead because everyone uses the default autoaim
This pisses me off, on 360 I was free aim all the time, only joined auto aim to race because most racers were in auto aim and the split the lobbys because of gta races. After the heist update people seemed to play only in free aim because its quicker against the AI...now no one is in free aim, drive 200mph and get auto aim killed by a low level noob...killed the free roam for me, I normally be on passive now all the time
>>323993212
Yes.
>>323993212
Kurumas in Heists and Contact Missions are cancer. Fuck them.
>>323993198
Nah the guy was a PC player who posted the screenshot of his K/D and bragged about how good he was. Come to think of it he doesn't really spam it any more.
>>323993212
Nope, use kuruma to grief the fuck out of randoms and use it on heists as well.
Me and my boys all load up in the kuruma and pick people off from afar. If you're always moving they can never hit you with explosives. My K/D just hit 9.0 yesterday night lol.
>>323993303
>>323993348
What are some high end cars that won't make you look like a faggot?
>>323992974
I'm the same way, I don't even bother with people in freemode. Not often I get kicked for a 0.3k/d but why does it matter since alot of heists you don't even need to shoot. Then again I've been kicked because someone liked my shoes but hated my choice of pants and after a 30 second mini 14 year old freakout was kicked.
>>323993420
Chradder with dollar sign rims
>>323993225
Chinese players, I now know to ignore any heist/mission/activity started by "xiang" or the typical chinkshit names they all seem to use.
>>323993420
Sultan.
Anyone else troll the fuck out of people with the kuruma?
Me and my mates use 2 armored kurumas with two people in them each and chase people down and double team them until they rage quit. Very rarely will someone ever be able to hit us with a sticky or rpg but if they do they pay our bills anyways and are one step closer to bad sport lol
>>323993402
>grief
anyone getting killed by a kuruma is a shitter anyway
it's a higher profile target than most of the sports and muscle cars, and one explosion kills it. if $6k is a lot to you then you're bad at the gameand should get a mod menu
>>323989478
>Oh, and if you don't accept a 55/15/15/15 split
Time is money, if I stuck with you from all the setups, which I have done 100's of times and get small change for them, whicH i could get easy because im a pro racer for. I get platinum or gold on all then you charge me 15 and a random low level noob who just joined for the heist 15 too....I will sit in the heist menu for the full 4 mins while I make a cuppa and smoke a spliff, all while I could have carried the team and completed the heist, you kick me....good luck with all that time finding a good player and waiting in the lobby.
Look at the up front costs, 40 20 each is fair. Or 15 for a fresh random
>>323993420
There's no super you can drive and not looks like a dick.
The massacro race car in the right hands can out pace anything. And since people always crash into traffic and walls even people in supers don't catch up. Schafter V12 non armored and carbonizzare are the other two.
>>323993736
>>323993610
>>323987663
>chinese people can't drive even in video games
story DLC when?
>>323985672
i made a GTA Online thread the other day and got flamed. wat
>>323988647
Plenty of ways, most fun way on your own is get all gold in the flight school, ot adds up to 1 mill, or do all the heists and setups in a row, even on easy, you get a bonus 1mil I can earn about 300k in an hour doing full lobby races
>>323993937
None and i hope never. The only "canon ending" is killing trevor and listening to him burn to death.
>>323993858
Not only can they not drive, they can manage to blow up a fucking armoured car from their terrible driving. I thought the memes weren't real but by god every chinese player is fucking braindead in GTA.
>>323990345
>I don't split it evenly
top jew
>>323993849
I don't feel bad for the guy because I would want to try to drive away from them
>>323993849
This is why i use planes to move around.
>>323994153
Why would you want to drive away from gtag? Lovely people.
>>323993736
>rage quit
This makes me think, do people always assume people are furious when they go somewhere else? Like your example, if someone started doing that to me I would probably just find a new session since I have no interest in trying to shoot you or something, and getting run over infinitely isn't terribly entertaining
>people who become VIPs but don't invite any bodyguards or do any VIP work
>>323994394
Solo vip work is easy, real easy.
>>323993348
>Kurumas in Heists and Contact Missions are cancer
What, you don't like completing missions?
What kind of car do you recommend for not getting swiss cheesed in a hard mode mission/heist? I'd rather have a noob in a Kuruma who survives than some guy driving a shitty muscle car that takes a bullet to the head from the cops.
>>323994334
Because they have mics and I can hear them
>>323989710
Ring up Leicester "find a helicopter" iys on your map, or what I do is either ring up merrywerer, get a chopper pick up shoot the guy, fly away, worse comes to worse. Ring a taxi, drop you anywhere inatant
>>323994575
Ah, alright
>>323994575
I love making people mad on the mic. Nothing better than your name getting broadcast to everyone's ears. :^)
>>323994635
How drunk are you?
>>323994575
I only hear muffled music, kids saying don't kill, y u kill meeee and a kid who sounds like two years older calling those kids faggots
>>323994675
>when they mispronounce your name
>>323994843
>"fuck you 'bladder'"
>>323994575
What >>323994773 said. I only hear people's music, squeaky kids and minorities with 8 family members in the same room.
>>323993212
Even more so.
>>323994940
exactly it sounds like there is a huge fight in the background.
You hear pots and pans, a baby crying, a cordless phone ringing.
>>323990125
Im not one for cheating or snitching, or rage quitting but in gtao I report the glitchers and just leave the lobby or join a race, I appreciate what Rockstar have tried to do to conquer the hackers in gtao, they fucked up both gta4 and rdr, onlines are broken, id still play rdr if it wasnt destroyed.
>>323995064
It's not a fight, it's just how they converse. I'm pretty sure you can gouge the level of civilization of a society by how loudly they talk to each other
>>323991001
No way would I buy a game like gta on pc and play multiplayer it probably got hacked day one
>cop bumps into me
>get one star
>starts shooting and kills me
>>323993198
>PS4 cunt
that fucker isn't on the PS4
>>323989104
Does having an SSD make any difference or is it an internet thing?
>>323995071
I hope you don't think people who are above a low level are automatically glitchers/cheaters, like anyone above level 300 or something.
>>323995507
Welcome to LA Mr minority
>>323993420
get a bike
>>323995275
I wouldn't know I never been to Detroit
>>323993402
>lol
Bait. I will Hydra shit you back into the stone age, kurwa shitter.
>>323995532
SSD makes no difference. Every long load time is server side. It's worse on PC than consoles for some reason.
I'm a pretty big fan of the slasher mode or whatever it's called.
>8 v 1.
>The eight people have only flashlights and are prey.
>The other player has a shotgun and is the killer.
It's pretty amusing.
>>323995071
for all the shitters I've reported, I'm surprised r* hasn't closed off some of the wall breaches that have been there for so long. But they'll hotfix the shit out of saving vip outfits in a heartbeat. I like the effort they put in to not have online turn into a complete shithole like rdr but a lot of the time the effort fixing things seems a bit misguided, or at the very least, poorly prioritized. But I guess having unique outfits is worse than shitters hiding inside buildings or passive mode glitchers. but at least online isn't completely hopeless like gta iv or rdr so hey, I'll take what I can get.
How often do you use first person mode. After the first novelty, did you regularly use it.
>>323995693
>shotgun
>not a machete
One fucking job.
>>323991435
The reason why it is that % is being honorable you pay the top performing players more, ones who got gold and platinum. Thats the whole point of it, looking at the rank medal and kdr on the board. Im a top player I would only accept 15 if I just joined for the heist, but id only give it 1 or 2 randomers fucking it up and ill leave, it would take too much money, I could do the fleeca bk to bk 60/40 and earn more money in 15 mins than your shitty 15% on Pacific that took 20 mins and 8 retries because of randoms....
>mah sheckles
You jew
I'm surprised they never made a zombie mode yet Like RDR did. Zombies in Los Santos would basically be like season 1 of walking dead
I know it's been done to death and back but I'm still surprised they did jump on the bandwagon
>>323995693
Each map everyone inevitably ends up in the same spot waiting behind the door to bumrush the slasher. It was fun at first, but god damn the FIB building is the worst now, it's more entertaining to see how many I can kill before they reach the bathroom stalls
>>323993849
Insurgent cunts are the only thing worse than Kuruma shitters.
>>323994153
>Buy and kit out a Panto
>got two buddies in separate insurgents to chase me through town
>two minutes later a dozen insurgents are hooning through LS trying to catch the clown car
All fun and games until that one faggot in a super wings a sticky at said panto. Of course the insurgents would make it their next target until I could get my panto back.
>>323994458
but it's not asfun
>>323995976
I agree, so does most of gtag. But this is a fun thing we have done a few times before. Just have everyone that has one grab an insurgent and hunt down kurumas and play kickball.
>>323995976
>having troubles with insurgent babbies and their giant windows
Whenever one tries to chase me down on the road, I usually smoke them with the AP pistol before they can manage to get a sticky anywhere near me. Most of the time they'll try to ram you, and use that time to sticky you since they can't blow themselves up. Just keep driving, and shoot behind you, that front window is hilariously large for an armored vehicle. not to mention they're super easy to outrun in any of my sports classics I'm usually cruising around in. It's not that fast, and most people driving it ram everything out of their way so you can further the distance between them
>>323991741
Kdr and rank is all we have to go on to determine if you are a compitent player if you joined my heist under 100 with below a 1.0 kdr id probably kick you, your a liability, im nearly 300 rank and my kdr has dropped from 2.4 to 1.6 after the heist because of all players on auto aim, thats my original character. Thats average decency, but people see me online im competent at everything and pro racer and pilot
>>323991774
Mirror Park is my fav
>>323985672
hack lobbies and shit on anything
>>323991757
Most of the humor in v is on the Internet,
>>323996464
You sound obnoxious
>>323991774
>not flylo fm
0/10
>>323996464
Kill your worthless self.
>>323996464
You need to be 18+ to post here champ.
>>323993402
you probably don't have many player kills to begin with
probably going after the low level players
most people either land a rocket or head to a jet in passive mode after some time
>>323996718
Flylo could be top tier radio material if it didn't get stale so fast. I don't understand why it got shit on for number of tracks compared to most of the other stations
>>323996464
you know menus have advanced to the point where your teammate could be rank 1000, have a K/D of 10+ and still be shit right?
more often than not they are shit because free mode is all they've ever needed to know
>>323996636
After taking the time to play around on the Internet and read a lot of the sites, I have to agree. The quality and quantity of humor in the Internet far exceeds that found everywhere else in the game. With the exception of Bless Your Heart on bcr. No idea why, but Bobby June just tickles me no matter how many times I listen to her. Wish they did more with the talk show hosts on the radio instead of one or two for each one. Because bcr could have been a gold mine with more content
>>323996983
>only 1 Thundercat song
rock* what were you thinking?
>>323988315
same on ps4
>>323993736
Id blow you away withba rocket, got shit loads of money and it would take 100 cars to go bad sport, if you persisted I would go either In a car park, proxies, call merrywether. Ring the police or put a bounty on you...or all of the above, after ive killed you a few times and you persist bevause your but hurt from a more skilled player wo doesnt need a karuma to merk people, while you try to get close to me then ill passive mode it and watch the madness ensure
I remember I was playing this online once. I had some c4 and I was driving around in a Ferrari type car that I stole and calling some nigger a raycist.
He got really mad and I tracked him down and put c4 on his car while he was in a gun store. I blasted eifell 45 through my speakers and blew it up when he got in and drove off.
>>323997457
They had to get all the flavor of the minute hits for non stop pop, that's what they were thinking.
>>323997536
Is this a cringe thread now?
>>323993736
>see red dot darting toward me
>figure i'm going to be destroying some b-tier vehicles anyway
>go off the radar and head toward hydra
>appear again on the radar
>that same red dot is now passive
>red dot heads for jet/buzzard/savage
>never let them enter it
>ever
solved
Go to do yacht defense... godmode hacker ALWAYS comes and beats it :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVNS1KEVPw
ps u have shit style edgey fuck
>>323995570
Course not, im only 300 because I play all sorts of games, thats my one and only char from day 1 transferred to ps4 so the dedicated people will be in there 1000's especially after the heists its so easy to rank up now. But I know what a glitcher is, me a guy 66.0 kdr, shoot me I get tazered, shoot him with a rifle he explodes but doesnt die...blatant hacked.
I no a glitcher and hacked, in races you see a lot of lag switchers too...they have obscene amounts of wins but crash into everyone and dont follow the racing lines...its pathetic imo, that type of stuff defeats the purpose and skill from games
>>323998016
So are you from a third world country or just 12?
>>323993420
Hotknife
>>323995723
I imagine that the costume glitches, they havent checked the variables of the effects and dont know what damage it could do to the game, where those few mesh clips are in the base sp game too, and it runs fine. Everyone knows about most of them, I just stick away from those areas if im getting shot at.
>>323985672
>Mod the game without realising that I can't play online using nodded .rpf files
>mfw I enjoy driving around a DeLorean in SP more than playing online
Fuck, loading times, terrible community, easy to hack, unbalanced, the only reason to play online is doing heists with friends
>play for a few weeks after it came out
>move on
>came back today
>deathmatch is unplayable because of level 300 autists who have been playing non-stop
