This is what a FPS protagonist looks like.
>>323494431
Excuse me, who the heck is this?
>>323494582
The guy fucked a French when he was sent back in WW2, then came back to the future and fucked that French's twin granddaughters
>>323495538
"Fucked a French", what is that?
>>323495538
I expect no less from the King.
>>323496129
>a French
There is a place in the world called France, and the people from there are called French.
>>323495538
Wait, so he fucked his own granddaughters?
>>323496467
Ok, get off 4chan or I'll have you bent.
>>323496567
No idea, it's from Duke Nukem Glorious Bastard
Duke Nukem Time to Kill was pretty fun
>>323496567
Yes, and he also killed Hitler and space lizards.
Duke Nukem vs Doomguy, who wins?
>>323497523
Better
Duke Nukem vs Serious Sam
Duke Nukem is my hero.
>>323494431
What kind of pansy-ass little peashooter is that?
>>323496602
I'll stay here.
>>323497523
While Dook is the King, Doomguy did fight off an invasion from Hell, get killed and sent to Hell, and then continue to fuck up shit in Hell so bad that they decided it's just not worth the trouble anymore.
>>323494431
This is what a JRPG protagonist looks like
>all the underage in this thread not recognizing the ebin ventrillo references
>>323494431
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
>>323498608
Douk isn't serious enough to beat Sam.
>>323502274YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK
>>323503486
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>323502274
HEH
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
>>323502274
OH MY GOD
This guy has a macro when he lands off of a fuckin' flight, like a griffon.
He yellsFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>323494431
where's his power armor?
>>323504915
power armor is for pussies
This is what a FPS protagonist looks like.