I just got FFXIV
Sorry.
the image is accurate enough, but I love playing healer nonetheless
>>323460760
My condolences.
80% of healers in FF14 expect you to worship the ground they walk on. Worst people.
>>323460760
Post your qt
>>323460760
>get FFXIV
>everyone else is leaving it
Nice timing op.
Oh gosh, I hope I can handle healing all these people at once. I've never had to keep so many health bars big and full before.
>>323460760
What server?
Tank doesn't pull aggro
>>323460760
>not heal cockslut
white mages need to know their place
>Try being a healer after being DPS
>Oh god babysitting retards
Why can't these faggots DODGE
>>323460760
Literally the GURL gamer comparison pictures
>Hehe everyone THINKS I'm super cute and shy
>but really I'm a total fucking asshole!
>>323462970
It's no coincidence that support classes are the biggest dramaqueens with inflated egos.
>>323462970
I think the point of the image is that in SAO, .hack//, Log Horizon, etc., healers are portrayed as shy and cute
But when you play MMOs for real, healers are condescending assholes
>>323460760
Where's the edit of pic?
>>323460760
Only SMN know the real struggle...
>>323460760
>not posting the REAL version
>>323460760
And you thought this was interesting enough for you to create a thread about it?
>>323463291
SCH the best
>Slow down or die
lol no, pull more you faggot tank.
14 is so mind-numbingly boring to heal that you spend 90% of your time in cleric unless the tank takes every mob he can.
>>323463291
>Not using pic related in time because fucking Garuda
>>323461827
>that 1 dps who stands a mile from the group
>dies
>wow this fucking healers sucks kick him
>>323463262
>>323462854
Dodging slows my dps and the healer sure as fuck isn't going to make up for that loss so they better heal me up after taking that damage.
Any good healer should know this.
>>323463451
Thanks
>>323460760
better play a female cat or a dragon grill op.
>>323463493
>he can't keep his DPS up while dodging
git gud
>>323463493
you are retarded and wrong. if you can't dodge while continuing your dps you probably live in a state care facility anyways.
>>323463493
>Dodging slows my dps and the healer sure as fuck isn't going to make up for that loss so they better heal me up after taking that damage.
I wish you are baiting there.
>>323463493
>Dodging slows my dps
This is not a WoW thread dude, you have one in /vg/
>>323460760
>puller fucks up the pull order
>telling him he's not getting healed
A true pussy WHM. Bitch fucks the pull, guess which party member just warped back to town fuckers. Enjoy your death trap ladies.
>>323463624
>>323463632
>>323463647
So you want me to interrupt my blizz 4 and drop my enochian just to get out of that huge aoe that is only going to hit me for like 2k?
Glad I don't play with you healers lol
>>323463493
>Refuses to stop pumping full dps, even to dodge
>Pulls aggro
>dies
>play healer in this game
>every expects me to dps and switch on and off cleric stance while healing them.
seriously fuck this shit the last 7 pugs all cried about this. telling me its my fault that we cannot win and not the two bards faults. this is why I quit this game.
>>323463892
What if the whole party thinks like you?
>>323464048
In FFXIV you are expected to deal damage when everybody is full HP, that's why you have the Cleric Stance. Most raid bosses have a DPS phase that needs EVERYBODY to hit the boss, even the healers.
>>323464048
>not DPSing while you're otherwise standing around picking your ass because nobody is in need of heals
>>323464048
I really can't understand how anyone can not stance dance. Purely healing is boring as fuck, how do you not fall asleep?
>>323464308
>>323464245
>>323464390
yeah because its my fault that we rolled two bards. fuck off all of you I rolled in as a HEALER not a dps/healer. bards are garbage at dealing damage if my WHM can out dps them they are massive shitters.
>>323464000
That is what quelliing strikes is for sir
>>323460760
I was thinking of trying it but then I remembered
>1,5 second-long global cooldowns
>>323464496
I was thinking of playing it but
>subscription
lolno
>>323464245
The whole party doesn't have to stand still for 2-3 seconds to use their skills.
>tank asks you to stop spamming Holy
Like seriously fuck off
>>323464308
>>323464390
>>323464245
also forgot to add that me wasting my mana on dps means less heals when your taking a billion damage because you dont know how to dodge nor how to move the bosses. HEY GUYS LETS JUST STAND INSIDE THE POISON/FIRE/EARTH RING AND JUST GET HIT BY IT DEALING 90% OF MY HEALTH YEAH!!!!!
>>323460760
I want to fuck that cute girl.
>used to play cat for the entirety of 2.0
>played lizard for all of 3.0
>switched to hyur on 3.1
best decision
>>323460760
>>323464491
Just heal the boss with Stone/Holy.
>>323465153
>healers crying about WARs not being in defiance
>not knowing defiance doesnt give any damage reduction
Fucking shit ass healers
>>323464851
>worrying about MP
AST detected. Git gud and play a proper healing class.
>>323463451
>>323463524
Bigger version
>>323465465
>That feel when the only time we wipe is when an AST is the healer
>He always blames me (the tank)
>>323465375
Yeah, because healing received and increased aggro gen is not worth it at all!
>>323465548
this pleases me
>>323463172
>.hack//
Now, the others I can agree on. .hack// being full of shy healers is horseshit though. There are a couple, Atoli and Elk come to mind. But the other wavemasters/harvest clerics you meet are anything but, and range from benevolent to massive dickbags.
For example BT is a huge cunt to everyone. Shino is anything but shy. Helba is an infamous hacker. Mistral is goofy and hyper. The Medic Union is full of retarded sentai roleplayers. There's a bunch of random players you can interact with that break this mould, too.
>>323465465
I play white mage faggot. I still run out of mana because the tank is always undergeared and doesnt know how to play then expects me to do all the dps while healing so fuck off faggot. Also those faggots who pull the entire dungeon and get instakilled because he being a dumbass.
>>323465596
>needing healing crutch to excuse shitty healers
>needing Defiance to maintain aggro
>>323464871
cutest
>>323465785
>not needing Defiance to maintain aggro
The DPS is shit then
Also the less MP spent on heals is more MP spent on Holy. Fuck I love Holy.
>>323464871
>playing shit after shit
>not playing best raceHighlanders are also acceptable.
>>323465375
>not knowing defiance gives you better heals and more HP, making it more balanced than just face tanking hits much harder than needed
>>323464048
>two bards
for what purpose
>>323466141
random pugs.
>>323465982
I guess you didn't get the memo, holy is shit now, back to healing without defiance.
>>323466049
>spent my time as roe from 2.0 to halfway to 2.4 as roe
>switch to elezen then roegadyn again then hyur and back to roegadyn
Truly the best race though i do sorta miss being elezen. It was mostly the voice, one that isn't shared by roegadyn sadly.
>>323466050
>needing more hp to save your shitty ass
>>323463892
you should not be having this trouble and it is a bigger indication that you are bad. also most things that make you move in the upper fights are not "2k" damage, it's get the fuck out of the way before you get 1 or 2 shot.
then again you probably never did the primals let alone whatever the higher content is in the current expansion.
>>323465772
>I play white mage
>can't balance healing and DPS
Good thing you quit
>level 46
>only 3 summons
dungeons are fucking boring
>>323463148
>>323463172
Confirmed. I play a SCH, and I'm the most arrogant, condescending asshole you can ever imagine. But in my defense, most people I heal play like shit. You think I don't notice when you're not using cooldowns? You think I don't notice when I'm pulling more DPS than the actual DPS while also keeping everyone topped up and micromanaging my fairywith a fucking controller? I do. And I hate you so much for it.
Put in some effort, you fuckers.
>>323460984
>accurate
no. All healers are whores lusting for the tanker's dick.
>>323467308
i don't even know my rotation since i don't find anything clear on google
>>323464625
I play SMN and I dodge everything. You are a moron for not dodging.
>>323467614
Just mash all your shortcuts. If you can actually dodge AoEs, congratulations, you're better than like 90% of the rest of the playerbase.
>>323467845
>those bland ass textures
I swear this game would look better cel-shaded
Been wanting this game for a while. Sad the community is dying before I can buy. Being poor sucks.
>>323466839
Wasn't the best part of that image that it was a DPS saying that?
>>323461628
F2P when?
>>323467845
That's because summoner cast times mean jack shit. What's the worst thing you'll interrupt, Ruin 3? All the most powerful shit is basically instant, it's a thousand times easier to be more mobile as a summoner.
You underestimate how huge a DPS loss it is to not get that Blizz 4 in time.
>>323466141
>pug alex
>3 bards
>>323466839
This is why you don't play video games with weebs
>>323468127
>Sad the community is dying
needs to die faster so it can go free to play.
>>323468308
I understand not dodging an aoe that will deal shit damage as just the AOE healings of the SCH will heal you to max. Also I remember BLM have a skill that protects them for incoming damage for this sole purpose. Am I right? Didn't played BLM since 2.0
>>323460760
Fuck off shill or fuckboi who wants an excuse to shitpost outside /vg/
>>323468581
i can back this.
5 MILLION ADVENTURERS
Seriously, do you guys really think that people who play Healers are fags/women?
>>323468581
>>323468127
>wanting to ruin the community with BRs a la Dota
It's only 12 a month you niggers.
>>323468721
>famfrit has 14k active players
>only 5000 have cleared 3.0
I swear to fuck my server is full of gil selling bots
>>323468741
>can't ignore people
party up with friends and ignore everyone else.
Also, BRs have been pretty tame for the last couple years. They became self-aware of their own shit.
>>323468741
>paying for a game
>then paying more for the right to play the game
No
>>323468726
yes
>>323468741
I'm Canadian and it's 18$ a month here.I only pay for entry
>>323468330
A bard can easily pull 1100+ just single targeting without even doing anything fancy, in A1 it can go up to 1200-1300 depending on the overall kill speed and I'm talking middle of the road skill, not top percentile fflogs tryhards.
>>323466141
Furthermore, in dungeons it's extremely easy to AOE as BRD, pulling 1400 to 2800 depending on the size of the pack and skill.
I mean, that's definitely more than that 600 DPS MNK who doesn't even know Rockbreaker exists.
>>323468640
I think it only blocked the next two physical hits. I haven't played BLM since before the expac but they tweaked it to block a certain amount of physical damage like stoneskin with HW or something like that.
>>323468721
>Balmung 29,070 players
>only 58 cleared savage
lol
>>323468726
Not going to joke...but I have 2 friends MMO healers and one is a girl and the other is a faggot...
>>323469181
The metric isn't accurate since it only counts the mount (you can't count the achievements, they're publicly blocked by default).
So that's 58 clears not counting possible one-chests or drops to the ground after 8 weeks of stable static clears.
>>323465375
It increases heals by 20% you nigger and the ho increase gives the healer enough timt to respond to other people getting fucked.
Is healing in FFXIV like Wow, whack-a-mole bar-filling?thats all I want now
>>323469181
They're working on their ERP rotations.
>>323465982
>DPS is shit
You are retarded and have no idea how to tank. As a DRK I only need to do the opener in Grit and then turn it off forever in A1S. Its impossible for anyone to pull aggro away unless you accidently have 10 sec heartattack
>>323469545
Sort of, but you're encouraged to DPS as much as you can between heals. If you're a scholar you can leave most of the healing to your pet in easy content and dps almost the whole time.
Scholar is also more based around damage mitigation and shields than pure healing.
>>323469545
When I healed I put in macroes for mousee-hover healing so when I was in 4-mans I just sat back and hover-healed when i wasn't spamming my dps rotation.I never heal in 8-mans because I'm scared i'll do terrible.
>>323469181
>being surprised when Balmung is literally just the ERP server
>>323469864
>>323469945
That doesn't sound bad, maybe I'll give the game another go, last time I tried I played like 3 days of solo questing and got too tired to ever continue...
>>323469864
>Scholar is dmg mitigation and shields
not this meme again.
SCH is literally a DPS class with some heals. Adlo and Succor are their whopping 2 shield abilities, and if the WHM is any good you only use those to preshield for big hits.
>>323468741
That's $144 a year. $144 a year to play one game, and just for that year. If I'm paying that much the game better be the second coming of Christ.
>>323468127
>Sad the community is dying
Nice meme.
>>323467575
I'm a tank who wants a big strong healer to shoot his heals inside me
>>323470130
>adlo
>succor
>sacred soil
>virus
>E4E
>whatever the fairy shit that reduces magic damage is called
>>323469864
Sounds neat. Shield and mitigation healers are my favourite to play.
Disc Priest in WoW for instance was great fun. If the Elder Tales MMO from Log Horizon was real, I'd main Kannagi.
>>323470130
>SCH is literally a DPS class with some heals.
>complains about memes
>posts meme
>>323470249
>subby tank
Dropped, nobody likes this.
Tanks are supposed to grab the healslut and pin them to the ground after each run and furiously pound them with their two-hander for only being 99.9% efficient with their heals.
>>323470309
What many forget is that Shadowflare is also active mitigation in most cases since it applies slow to everything that isn't a boss
>>323470171
This of it this way.
You could play 144$ for a game that you can do something in every day, or you could spend the same amount of money on a AAA game that you'll sink around 60 hours into before getting bored and shelfing it.
>>323470309
WHM gets Virus and E4E so clearly they mitigate damage instead of healing it.
>>323470501
>uses meme arrows while memeing about memes on a meme website using meme technology
>>323470202
>>323468721
>more than half the population dropped off between 3.0 and 3.1
>b-b-b-but those numbers are wrong the game is healthy and not dying
Nice delusion.
>>323470597
>or you could spend the same amount of money on a AAA game that you'll sink around 60 hours into before getting bored and shelfing it.
That implies I play more than a couple AAA games per year, let alone pay full price for them. If there's one I think looks good I'll wait for a price drop or sale.
>>323470171
One game that gets 4 major updates a year, on top of seasonal events, and other minor things.
If you don't think it's worth it, maybe its not for you. I mostly play FFXIV due to friends.
>>323468721
I'm one of the guys on Cactuar who hasn't cleared 3.0 yet
I stopped playing this around August time.
Is Dragoon still awesome as fuck?
>>323471112
no play blm or dont play
>>323471330
why
>>323471330
>BLM
I cant think of a Job I'd least want to play than BLM.
Fuck that. The numbers dont make up for the mind numbing boredom.
>>323470982
I'm one of the guys on cactuar that is actually a europoor who just picked up the game
>>323469864
I think once my WAR hits 50 I'll start using Duty Roulettes on SCH; WHM is already 52.
>>323471479
>The numbers don't make up for the mind numbing boredom
You just described this game.
>>323471112
>I stopped playing this around August time.
>Is Dragoon still awesome as fuck?
Yeah
>>323471650
Except the DRG rotation isfun
>>323463451
>>323465548
you fucking wish you closeted tank faggots
enjoy not getting healed next time
Sell FFXIV to me
>>323471586
Yeah same, a europoor on cactaur, but I've been playing for 3 or 4 months. I just have a habit of ignoring the main story.
>>323471962
it's shit
>>323471962
It's okay.
>>323470982
I'm on Cactuar and still working on 2.0. But I just started the game not too long ago.
>>323471962
>>323471962
It's a modern MMO.
>>323471962
Sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKU5iW89NQ&t=57m22s
>>323471962
A lot of the people who worked on FFT and other Ivalice games work on it and it frequently shows.
>>323471962
>>323473030
>piercings
gross
>>323472850
Lolno
