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Why did the sun try to kill Mario?


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Why did the sun try to kill Mario?
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>>323451213
Cause the sun's an asshole
Just look at him
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>>323451213
To get to the other side.
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>kill sun with hammer suit
>stage doesn't go dark
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>>323452296
I thought you were supposed to boil them in water first.
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>>323452535
>use p wing to fly higher than the sun
>don't suffocate or freeze in space or burn up from solar radiation
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>>323451213
Because it's cartoon sun. Generally when the sun sprouts a face the protagonist is suffering from heat exhaustion.

But Mario ignored it and kept moving, so the sun started attacking him when he wasn't affected by it's heat.
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He's a hothead
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>Super Mario Sunshine
>The sun wasn't even that big of a deal
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>>323451213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Oo7nCF6Iw
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>>323453692
I thought it hurts Mario if he loses his cap
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>>323451213
>implying it's the sun
>implying it's not an angry worm shooting out of your mother's inflamed asshole.
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>>323451213
Because your father molests you and sometimes you think about telling on him, and completely ruining your family. That's why.
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