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Now: Secret of Mana 1 Player 2 Controllers
Next: Turtles in Time
Later: Diablo
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>323159161
penis :3
>>323159161
MEMES
First for WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER CONTROLLER
Cumming in food and hot cocoa discussion continued.
no memin
continuing from the other thread:
Undertale had some pretty rad tracks though.
https://youtu.be/ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfgmMPke7_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
And then you have the remixes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNLy67ihY4
I know this run doesn't make the game look super exciting, but if you haven't played it: Please do. Go get Secret of Mana, emulate it, play it.
It's amazing and the boss fights are normally a shit ton of fun.
Would you a Chobin Hood on her most fertile day?
https://e621.net/post/show/115853/blush-breasts-chobin_hood-convenient_censorship-cu
>>323159239
crotch
>This run
Lets get this shit started.
>>323159286
I want to go back in time and cum in my friend's sister's shampoo
>>323159309
Honestly, it looks extremely fun. I expected this run was making it more fun than it really is, if anything. Is it worth playing solo, though?
>>323159341
he's barely even using it. I feel like this shouldn't count
The runner talks like a fucking leprechaun.
He almost looks like one too
>>323159386
Absolutely, no need for multiplayer. Most people probably played it solo.
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>80% of /v/ is still in their teens
>80% of /v/ vehemently defends Undertale
This is not a coincidence
poo wexl
>Kettle chips
>garlic dip made from scratch
This is it, boys. This is living.
>>323159309
>the boss fights are normally a shit ton of fun.
If you grind alot and take them head on maybe.
As a kid all I did was spam them to death with magic.
>>323159286
I'm getting hard again.
>>323159379
unrelated kind of, one time I was at my buddies house on new years and some dude pissed in his shampoo.
>>323159286
This.
Actually got into it after stumbling on a >Tumblr called Cum in Food. Pretty good shit.
Is it YSG back there staring at screen?
>>323159397
Ah yes, the famous Leprechauns of Sweden
>>323159379
For some reason I never thought to do this. I tainted some of my sister's things at times, but never tried shampoo.
>>323159462
Good fucking numbers there. What more do you have in your ass?
>>323159462
Undertale is basically next gen Earthbound. It's a good game. Don't let its retarded fanbase color your judgement.
This music is so sad man
>>323159462
>/v/ is a handful of loud teenagers
You're being kind of an idiot right now mate, vocality does not imply majority.
>>323159303
you forgot some anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLsuam9o9BA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcThHVbrXY
>>323159462
Remember, the generation that follows you will be more faggoty and bitch-made than even the worst of your own.
>>323159484
Kettle chips are god tier anon, good taste
>>323159508
OH SH-
>>323159534
>Earthbound is basically a 5 hours long meme-filled internally inconsistent piece of garbage writing and passable gameplay
Nigger I don't even care much about Earthbound and I would punch you for that claim.
>>323159579
>when I'm old and dying the world will be run by the children of the cretins I hated all my life
>>323159495
I peed in so many things when I was younger. Those were simpler times.
>>323159543
>used to be the music of the unofficial misty shrine 20 years ago
I'm sitting here with a big mug of tea, it's snowing a little bit and a cool SNES game is being ran by a knowledgeable runner. Twitch chat is minimized and I might get into some blueberry muffins.
Officially comfy.
>>323159578
I could probably post the whole soundtrack since it's pretty high up there. But those are also fucking great.
>>323159616
>>Earthbound is basically a 5 hours long meme-filled internally inconsistent piece of garbage writing and passable gameplay
Is this sarcasm? Because thats exactly what Earthbound is.
>Finally get something interesting on
>Realize that I actually want to play that game myself and leave it as unspoilt as possible
>>323159673
what the fuck is an unofficial misty shrine
>>323159303
so sick of Memelovania
>>323159678
>Twitch chat is minimized
ya blew it
>>323159689
NO UNDERTALE
>>323159716
I know it's overused, but it's still a good track.
>>323159678
I drank half a cup of coffee already.
And by half a cup I'm referring to how many coffee beans I ground up.
SECRET OF MAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>323159161
>actually acknowledges the donations
>actually talks about the run
>hilarious accent and phrases
Is this guy the best runner of 2016?Indeed
>>323159642
That's the core principal of getting old brother, and what our parents and grandparents experienced.
Imagine what equates to a cretin by the standards of those you hate. I personally don't want to think of something so awful.
>>323159697
He's pretty much skipping most content so other than some plot points you wont see much.
>>323159697
Game is pretty shit mechanics wise, and the story is as cookie cutter as it gets.
It's one of those "it's fun with friends" kinds of games that really doesn't hold up. I mean remembering the fucking menus alone is enough to make me rage, but that fucking ATB bullshit was no better.
Speedruns like this make it look WAY more fun than it actually ever is.
>>323159678
Hot cocoa anon here. Apparently you should cum in your drink.
I miss replaying SoM, but since SD3 got translated I never felt like going back and always end up replaying that one instead
>>323159678
>Blanker wrapped around me
>Should be comfy
>Instead feel exhausted despite lots of sleep
>Got a virus
>Either too hot or too cold
Swap you.
>>323159823
No wonder everyone above 60 looks so defeated.
>>323159593
>pic
Where the hell is Bee Gee anyway?
>>323159784
Thats fucked up dude. 1/4th of a cup will make a large pot for several people. A single serving is a tablespoon.
You used 8 tablespoons of beans.coffee HYYYYYPEr
>>323159697
He's skipping so much you won't be spoiled. Secret of Mana is more about the gameplay and a bit of charm from the dialog. He's skipping a bunch of content completely and blazing through the rest.
Seeing him blitz through the ending won't spoil the experience for you. Or you can just play it then watch the VOD if you're worried.
>>323159784
>can't drink alcohol anymore because the feeling of having a shit ton of caffeine feels so much better
Hope that's some nice coffee man
>>323159842
Literally nothing you just said is true.
>>323159697
felt the same way but I'm kidding myself if I believe I'm ever actually gonna sit down and play it
>>323159462
The amount of anger that game causes is absolutely hilarious to me. Y'all funny.
>>323159334
Yes, because I'm a good person.
>>323159815
Is this your first GDQ? Yagamoth has run and couched multiple games in previous events. He's based as fuck.
>>323159659
Wish I could get into pee. Love the smell of it when I wake up, but just can't get myself to try it like I can with cum.
>>323159851
Always cum in your drinks.
Did you guys want to move to /trash/ or something? I know it's 4chan and all, and these threads move fast, butI feel kind of bad for taking up their threads with lewd stuff.
>donation from a swiss person named "Darky"
>no /v/ reaction
?
>>323159895
he sits right there in the background, beatiful as ever
>>323159898
8 servings of coffee is a daily standard in Finland, Sweden, and Portugal.
>>323159678
I am here celebrating Friday, with my 7 inches in my slut, drinking beer and waiting for Tasbot
>>323159908
>B-because I say so!
Good on you mate, really.
>tfw just finalized my pirate station n3dsxl
All these games for free, including MHX with English patch.
And with working online, too.
Based Nintendo
>>323159985
>swiss
so?
>>323159971
I can't drink it unless I've had a lot of water and it's extremely diluted. I have a pillow that I use sometimes and keep in a sealed bag. It's nice to take it out and smell it when I'm feeling really horny.
>>323159985
Chill pol, just take your red pills and relax
>>323160037
Pretty much everyone says so. Secret of Mana is one of the most beloved Super Nintendo games of all time.
It's an RPG, not a party game. I'm sorry that menus made you have a tantrum.
>>323160070
le epic cuck bull memes, I just expected something, nevermind I suppose
>>323159974
Na, these threads is nothing but shitposting anyways and I'm about to go to work.
>>323159851
Glad you like the extra cream!
When is cosmo speedrunning? Hes my favorite.
>>323160140
Consider the time of day and time zones.
>no more bosses one-shotting
nice
>>323158564
So much for that
>>323160164
>he
FUCKING SHITLORD
>>323159974
I would if I were a bit more awake anon, but I'm quite content drinking mySlightly inseminated hot cocoawatching the speedrun. Very comfy.
>>323160164
dis bait.
>>323160027
I've had 4 coffees and a cup of tea today so far but NOT ALL AT ONCE
Best Snes RPG coming through
The only game to legitimately make me cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8pHmR0X4c
>>323159993
>beatiful as ever
He really is. Seeing him smile or laugh really warms me up inside.Go live the life I wasn't meant for
>>323160164
>He
Stop the bullying, you transphobic shitlord.
>>323160164
Anon...
>>323160187
Europeans? Australians?
Americans don't wake up until at least noon, so I know they're not on.
>>323160164
>cosmo
>he
That's NARCISSA and SHE is a WOMAN, you SHIIIIIITLORD.
>>323160164
His name is Wanda!!!
Why does the timer read 0?
Did they fuck up?
>>323159947
nah. I just haven't seen him before. Or more accurately, I don't remember him.
>>323160264
You've cracked the code. Europeans don't like to be reminded of the state of their disintegrating culture. America likes to rub it in.
>>323160264
I'm american
Why is the couch cam so big?
I can't wait for the Diablo speedruns
>inb4 worst rng in the history of Diablo
>inb4 4-way arcane sanctuary
>inb4 bugged act3 starting areas and they run through a whole zone to a dead end
>>323160120
Holy shit, it is him. I remember when you always saw him back in the days on pretty much every fucking run like he never slept.
>>323160137
>E-everyone I know says so!
What a wonderful argument, everyone probably also calls you a raging faggot so that must be true as well!
>Sorry that menus made you have a tantrum
Oh fuck off you mongoloid, it's the way they made the menus that just fucking sucks and it's the most common complaint out there (going by your own retarded moonlogic, that means it's true) The combat is shit with just constantly waiting in between hits and navigating the menu for magic, Secret of Mana is liked because it's all most people had, anyone with a shred of sense would recommend you Chrono Trigger and tell you to pass up on this drivel since it's literally nostalgiafaggots thinking it was good because it was all they had.
>>323160263
>implying this shit changes his chromosomes
>>323160207
yeah that game's fucking vicious. he was going strong and then just couldn't get 1 minor skip trick right and burned over a minute having to try it multiple times
What did Trihex change his name to after being BTFO beyond belief and being exposed as a fraud during the Mario Maker race?
>>323160234
I'm tempted to make some hot cumcoa myself, but I want to spice it up a bit.
Looked away for a minute and now he has the girl in his party, how did this happen?
>>323160316
donation incentive to actually time the run failed
>>323159993
He really is beautiful. He gets pure enjoyment out of this, it really brings a smile to my face to see such joy. His laugh is the real cure.
>>323160347
I'm really fucking hype for the Diablo runs, both I and II. I've never actually seen a speed run of either before. Should be neat.
>>323160403
What are you, a jalapeno video game boss?
>>323160340
But you're not a memer.Or are you?
>>323160420
event where the party split up, and when they rejoin the game thinks you had her in the first place
>>323160347
Sorc anyway, so it'll be fairly quick I imagine
>>323160420
I've played through this game multiple times and still have no idea how he's manipulating things to happen so quickly. It's definitely a super impressive run.
>tfw you remember that scene in this game where the blonde girl in pink is bathing in a hot cooking pot
>>323160471
They're pretty fun, mate. Diablo 1 is up there with Fallout as a speedrun.
>>323160395
I was either sleep or at work, what happened?
>>323160360
>He doesn't know about the new drugs that change chromosomes
hahaha i bet you don't even wear dresses faggot
>>323160494
Ah cool
>>323160434
what kind of incentive is that
>>323160471
No "extreme" glitches what I know. But since he's going Sorc, he'll go teleport and spam. Lightning build in general I'd say.
>>323160358
>A whole game is bad because I didn't like the menus
>Everyone in the world is wrong I'm right
Your shitposting isn't going to convince anyone of anything.
>>323159161
Do those two just keep getting bigger each year or am I crazy?
>>323160487Things are about to heat up!
I was thinking using something besides milk for the cocoa, though.
>>323160578
Not that it matters for normal, but you always do lightning for soloing/farming because of static%hp nuke
>>323160569
Its clearly timed on the left you fucking goober, get your eyes checked. There's a non-unctioning timer on the right probably due to the 2nd controller input
Hey I didn't know that Jim Norton played vidya.
>>323160316
>>323160569
anon pls, there is a second timer on the left, it's just the 2player race layout
>>323160316
I can't tell if you're retarded or notlook to the left
Anyone here want to fap with me?
>>323160569
is this bait or are you really this retarded?
>Frisk
rofl did toby really copy this gaame lmao
>>323160552
Trihex lost at a mario maker race, he must now become a tranny.
>>323160615
let me help anon.
http://exhentai.org/s/9724608766/608570-33
>>323160604
>E-everyone still agrees with me, they're not wrong! I have no actual arguments beside this and the retarded strawman that it's only about the menus!
>Let's not forget to add some grossly ironic statement about shitposting in addition to this utter bollocks!
Yea anon, you sure showed me.
Now fuck off you fucking imbecile.
>>323160614
getting huge is what it's all about isn't it
>>323159851
Gonna make some hot chocolate right now
>>323160725
Those are the rules now.
>>323160715
bully him regardless
>>323160713
>boinchuu
did he mean et tu?
>>323160713
Do you like semen in your hot cocoa? This is an important factor in the decision.
>>323160657
>>323160674
>>323160682
I know about the timer on the left and i know he's using two controllers
I still don't know why there would be a second timer.
>>323160713
Yes.Depends on your taste.
>>323160234
>>323160403
Looks like I'm going to get some hot cum-co mix after work. Sounds too delicious to pass up
Well time for work. Have a nice day cum drinkers
>>323160725
Kek.
Shoulda did Yoshi.
>>323160770
I really hope that sound mod wins on Diablo 1. Would be fucking hilarious hearing Diablo say tuturu.
>>323160569
Literally more autistic than the runners
>You get timed out for saying wife
Fucking Jewyama.
I don't know what this Swedish man is saying.
>>323160725
>>323160770
What if a girl/tranny plays? What happens?
>>323160814
The layout crew is incompetent and lazy. They're using the layout for a race. They've been goofing up like this all day/marathon/year
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people in this thread?
>>323160737
The menus are fine and the combat is fast and fun. The only argument you've posted is "stfu its shit."
You're alone on this one. Sorry, shitpost-kun.
>>323160815
What kind of fetishes do you have?
>>323160753
>Bulking by eating a straight fucking cake
I don't think so
>>323160782
Bonjour.
>>323160909
calories in > calories out
Can we all at least agree that Undertale is one of the greatest games released in the last 20 years?
>>323160909
It's a bean cake
>>323160874
FTM for girls. Trannys would have no choice but to kill themselves.
>>323160252
It really is the dream. Enjoying video games forever and being so supportive of everyone and their choices. Being able to make it to events like this and just hang out and have fun cheering everyone on.
Is he the anti-/v/?
I've been watching speedruns since the dark ages of UStream and he feels like a throwback to that era of no drama, money, memes or cringe involved ... just have fun playing games fast and watching others do so too.
>>323160890
All of them.
>>323160979
This has nothing to do with AGDQ.
>>323160876
Thanks for explaining like i'm not a retard.
>>323160753
I suppose muscles is all this poser has going for him.
**YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG YSG**
>>323160890
Too many degenerate things to be mentioned.
Basically, I'll fap with you if you're a deviant.
>>323160975
Muscle > fat
John Cena is winning the bid war for charmanders name.
YSG MOVED UP TO THE COUCH IN THE BACK.
>>323161009
Well that's not very specific.
>>323160884
Sleep deprivation for me, don't know about everyone else.
>>323160909
Sure he was seriously bulking up on cake on the middle of the fucking street you moron.
B L U E G L A S S
>>323161014
You are a retard because you were already told this.
see
>>323160682
Pay more attention to the posts that reply to your dumb, unnecessary questions.
>>323161029
Hey, how can i make bold?
>>323159334
it is my dream, anon, it has always been
>>323160765
How's the cocoa going?
>>323160886
>The only argument you've posted is "stfu it's shit"
As opposed to "stfu it's not!"
You might want to reconsider your position in this argument anon, all you've done is endlessly repeat "I'm right and you're wrong, and you're not giving ANY arguments!"
>The menus are fine
Holy shit how could anyone say this? They're slow to come up, inefficient to navigate and the layout is done in such a way that using magic, switching a weapon and using an item (things you need to be constantly doing) take like 10 seconds to swap.
>Combat is fast
Fast is a comparative term, and compared to literally every other RPG on the SNES it's much slower, you're full of shit.
>F-fuck I don't have actual arguments, let me keep insisting he's a shitposter
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, "shitpost-kun".
Y S G
Is there any reason to not mix your own cum into drinks?
>>323160876
It seems fine, as long as you can see everything alright who cares.
>blueglass on the couch
>>323161076
Well, my biggest fetishes are butt worship (giving and receiving), watersports, public lewdness, and bestiality.
>>323161172
He's here!!!!
CAN WE ALL AGREE ON A DOUJIN TO JERK OFF TO TOGETHER???????????
Preferrably shota or trap
>gets a spear orb out of nowhere
>>323161192
I don't want to get pregnant
>blueglass running towards the couch
>that face of pure bliss being able to enjoy the run so close
>>323160753
Maybe if he dyed his hair and got contacts he wouldn't look so laughable.
>>323161192
Only if you're some kind of faggot who doesn't like cum.
>>323160996
>Is he the anti-/v/?
Yes. I wish I I could be like him and just have fun but I think I'm too far gone now.
>eating your own cum
People actually do that shit?
I thought about tasting it a couple times but always chicken out right before going through with it
>That spooky music
>>323161257
YSG got even closer, holy shit. I didn't even notice it.
>>323159462
good meme
you should stop trusting /v/ and actually play the game
>>323161220
big tits milf auntie entices younggirl
>>323161247
>Impregnating yourself
Don't think that's possible.
>>323161220
I recommend this one
http://exhentai.org/g/793992/fee82ffb4c/
>>323161250
Bluegrass is love.
>>323161279
It isn't anything special, it's like slimy bittersweet milk.
>>323161279
Its not that great.
>>323161302
I would but I actually really don't enjoy indie pixel games
>>323161279
It's no different from swallowing snot you sucked into your throat from your nasal cavity. It's a harmless bodily fluid that simply gets reabsorbed.
>>323161169
The menus literally take less than a second come up and are a convenient wheel. It literally doesn't get more convenient then that. Shitpost harder. You're going to have to dream up some better material if you want to pull the "popular game is shit" meme.
>>323161348
Me on the left
>>323160874
Become MAID-GUY
>>323161206
So you'd like to worship your master's sexy, tight butt while a bunch of cute doggies drench you in piss and bystanders watch on in confusion and awe?
>>323161279
The real question is why the fuck would you want to?
At what point in your life are you like "I wonder what my own jizz tastes like, LETS FIND OUT!"
>>323161141
Preparing the cream
Reminder: Blueglass scheduled to read donations saturday 9-13
>>323160979
FUCK
OFF
>>323161206
Sounds good.
Oh look, the 15 year olds are doing some sexual experimentation again. Faggots.
>>323161479
How many hours until that?
euro here
>>323161450
Be sure you make plenty of it for maximum creaminess.
>>323161447
easy cleanup man
>>323161436
I'd rather the dogs knot me, but yeah, sure, that sounds hot.
Any memes during Stiv's run?
>>323161406
Underratedguy
That theme was so dope
Did he already fight the wall boss?
Isn't that in pandora crypt?
I'm so confus..
>>323161479
So during Crash/Jak/Spyro runs I planned to watch?
Please be legit.
>>323161479
When is that in Tokyo time?
>>323161519
Little more than 24
>>323161341
excellent taste, one of my favourites. time to fap
>>323161479
>Blueglass scheduled to read donations saturday
SAUCE
>YSG tapping his hands to the music
>>323161501
>15 year old children were born in 2000
Holy shoot.
Fucking great vampire fight.
>>323161542
Plenty of dogs to go around. No reason they can't do both.
>>323161374
>le indie pixel games is bad meme
when in the fuck did people actually started believing that all indie games are bad?
>>323161545
Yeah the run wasn't very good so people had to do something to entertain themselves.
Did blueglass snag a seat on the couch? cant see with my stream quality
>>323161562
Oh different ruins.
Been so long I've played this game and haven't watched the whole thing.
Thought he skipped the pandora ruins until now for some reason.
>>323161569
>>323161570
I don't know what timezone AGDQ is in. The spreadsheet seems to be in their local time. Anyone know?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bzye7vftwx1U6PZeJMDsywSmP-GnhJC18oP90P2M6gk/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=1837334495
>>323161383
>Popular
Hah, funny man.
>The menus literally take less than a second to come up
Confirmed never actually played it, are you literally just shouting at me because you watched this shit be praised at some retro games top 10 list, anon?
Like meme all you want about "this game is so popular" regardless of whether people liked the game or not pretty much EVERYONE who plays it will warn you that the menus are fucking bullshit, there is NO way you played this game and still honestly say the menus aren't shit.
Oh, and don't you fucking reply to this shit without addressing the other points I raised you cherrypicking mongrel.
>>323161620
When I played multiple of them and didn't enjoy them as much as other games?
>>323161643
He's sitting on the couch in the back like a king, in the middle.
>>323161643
the couch is more comfortable than these horrible chairs
>>323161643
He got the back couch all for himself.
>>323161675
Don't look at a spreadsheet. Look at the actual schedule linked in the OP. Times are updated there.
>GDQ will be over tomorrow
>6 more months of loneliness and sadness
>>323161643
yes, on the 2nd couch
>inb4 Mike shows up to drag Blueglass from the couch
>>323161643
secondary couch
What is the purpose of the 2nd controller?
>>323161675
Local time would be EST.
>>323161668
I think he does things out of order so hard because it completely skips big cutscenes, saves more time overall.
This entire run is pretty crazy for a RPG.
>>323161753
Banned.
>>323161139
...Brother.
In the next life, for sure.
>>323161693
Menus are fine. Go take your autism medication. No one is on your side.
>Oh, and don't you fucking reply to this shit without addressing the other points I raised you cherrypicking mongrel.
You havent made any other points. You're literally claiming an entire game is shit because of menus.
>>323161123
I know what the race layout looks like.
Anon asked why there's a timer that reads zero.
Anon 2 tells him it was a donation incentive "to actually time the run".
Clearly, the run IS being timed so confused Anon 3 (me) asks what kind of donation incentive that is. "There is a second timer on the left" doesn't answer shit.
Perhaps I should have asked "why the fuck is it in 2player race format when there's 1 player" which I know I can just chalk up to AGDQ incompetence.
>>323161738
The public schedule doesn't list donation readers, retard.
I wish this run was one of the funny ones so we could see Blueglass laugh out loud
I just tried it and my cum tastes awful. How do I make it taste better?
>>323161762
This game has multiplayer, he takes over the other character at certain points for various speedgaming strategies.
>>323161872
Pineapple
>>323161837
Holy shit. I thought this image was ruined by him hoverhanding. Turns out his hands were just busy with something that is more important than bitches.
>>323161763
So Blueglass will start reading donations TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND 15 MINUTES FROM NOW
How does Blueglass afford going to every AGDQ or SGDQ anyway?
Costs a lot to fly there, the event and the room for a week and all.
>>323161842
>I still literally have no argument besides "people
agree with me"
Christians are so fucking laughable.
>You haven't made any other points!
You're actually, literally, unironically ignoring them now? That's really fucked in the head anon, get help.
>>323161712
have you considered that you have shit taste?
let me give you examples
>terraria
>Super Meat boy
>The Binding of Isaac RE;AB
>Risk of Rain
there's lots of good indies, pixelated or not, just because you don't like them or you only played bad one doesn't make them all bad
>>323161930
autism bux
>>323161875
But during that time you don't need to use the first controller?
>>323161872
Eat more fruit.
How does Blueglass manage to keep such a pure love for videogames without becoming a cynical asshole about them like everyone else I know?
>>323161851
Calm down autismo the race layout works great for this multi-controller setup.
>>323161930
Rich dad or something.
So Diablo sound effects incentive, Tuturu is leading, is this some specific sound?
>>323161872
Pineapple
>>323161851
>"There is a second timer on the left" doesn't answer shit.
Obviously. The part of the post that DOES answer shit comes RIGHT THE FUCK AFTER THAT.
Fuck your illiterate ass. Don't back pedal trying to explain how you made a silly mistake. WE KNOW you made a mistake. We don't give a shit about the particular circumstances that occurred to result in you making a mistake. Honestly. Really don't give a shit.
Finally, that angelic laugh
>>323161930
He's got money
>>323161837
damn right
I wouldn't put down my rocky road for a bitch either
>>323161872
Mix it with your favorite hot drink.
>>323161930
This shit is speedrunner's EVO. Something you start saving up months before actual event.
>>323161872
Like >>323161913 said, eat pineapple. Or mix it with something else to dilute the taste, while still getting the thrill of knowing you're consuming your cum.
>>323162042
But where does the money come from.
Surely he has no job.
>>323161930
It wouldn't surprise me if he gets autism bux and has a part time job doing some sort of manual labour.
>>323161930
He flies with the rainbows
>>323162006
He has brain damage.
>>323159993
Holy shit I'm a blind fucking idiot. He's literally right there with no one else around. I guess I'm just used to hearing him rather than seeing him. I wonder if he got some aural restrictions this time?
Blueglass, the Sofa King
>>323161997
As he just said, he's using both controllers at once at various points.
>>323161930
He's a surgeon
>>323161956
Looks like you've officially ran out of steam. Hope you enjoyed your (you)'s, shitpost-kun.
>>323161930
wait, people actually pay to go to AGDQ?
>>323162076
What the fuck makes you think so anon? What about him makes you believe he is incapable of employment?
And assuming the signs are so obvious your casual observation could tell that he is unemployable, he'd be on some program.
>>323161930
Just think, Blueglass could stream on Twitch and instantly get partnership, tons of subscribers, donations pouring in, etc. But he doesn't do it. He's too genuine to become another trashy twitch "gaming personality."
It's nice to know he'll never be in really bad financial trouble. If things got bad for him he could stream ecco without a cam or mic and still get enough donations to live on.
>>323162006
We may never know. He's the light and and we the darkness.
>>323161990
I mainly like 3D action games, fighting games and action/adventure games. I'm not interested in the games you listed but I played Super Meat Boy for like 5 levels and it was okay. Just not into those games man, and I'm not going to play Undertale because it isn't the kind of game I'm into.
>>323161872
There is a tripfag on /a/ who eat so many strawberries that his cum started to taste like it.
>>323160047
I was excited to have a cfw installed on my own 3ds, but I quickly found out that there's not a single game I want to play on that machine.
Finished FE and A Link Between Worlds, which was pretty bad, and that's it.
Now I only use it to play gba or NES games.
And tetris.
>>323162006
he stays off /v/
>>323162191
Just about everyone there is spending 1k~ between plane tickets, hotel, meals, etc. If you're from overseas (like this runner) it's way more.
This is boring as shit
>>323162170
Anon, citing your own circumstances and applying them to the other person is really fucking pathetic, what are you doing, why even post this? Why even start all this shit when you can't or won't even bother to actually argue your points beside "people agree with me" and "no you're wrong"?
I'm not remotely joking when I tell you; Get help, you're not sane, you're not right in the head, this is both cognitively and logically ridiculous, GET. HELP.
>>323162281
You can eat so many blackberries that your piss changes color to blue-ish. Human body simply can't metabolize it all fast enough.
>>323162281
You would know right
>>323162328
For someone like him to come from Europe I'd assume a total of ~2.5k
>there are people here RIGHT NOW who wouldn't mate flammie and take responsibility in a monogamous marriage for life
>>323162323
I keep coming to /v/ and still like games. What gives?
>>323162127
no he had some major laughs, also he shouted greetings to his mom, when his parents donated. Also it's pretty early in ameriland
>>323162348
yes it's not very fun to watch unless you're familiar with the game but, he's playing pretty amangly
That boss is pretty much one of the only threatening ones in a normal playthrough.
>>323162419
Flammie is a boy, faggot.
Enjoy your dragon dicks.
>>323162431
you really don't.
>>323162431
You're still too young for the apathy to kick in. Enjoy it while it lasts, I mean it.
>>323162384
Well, he said it, so yes.
>>323162273
it's ok anon
not everyone likes everything
probably other anon would shit on you and shill Undertale to death
but i'm ok with it
go play games you enjoy and have fun!
if you remember what is fun after being on /v/
>>323162225
>being a fanboy shill for some autist
holy shit, that's another level of beta. bravo.
>>323162501
Thanks anon, you're pretty based
>>323162462
wrong.
>>323162473
I do.
>>323162492
I'm pretty sure 27 is pretty old for being on /v/.
>starts a new game
RUN OVER MUAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding you fucking autists don't fall for stupid bait.
>>323162462
Dragon dicks are hot, though.
>>323162586
Are you sayin' I'm old?I feel so old...
>>323162628
You're hot.
>>323162328
The hotel is actually pretty fucking cheap if you are willing to share your room with someone. People from the region can totally spend in less than $500 on this whole ordeal.
>>323162586
>He thinks he actually likes games
>>323162586
I'm 32 and I feel it reading this shithole sometimes.
>>323162127
Nah you can still hear him from time to time.
And seriously if th staff just told him to shut the fuck up then they are just plain evil.
kinda liked some of the glitches, but that last one is going too far
who /too old to still be posting on /v// here???
>starts new game
How is this a speed run? Fucking retarded.
>>323162724
how about no
>>323162712
You are.
>>323162724
it just makes me happier knowing it's reversed
>>323161930
The dolphins carry him there.
>>323162778
Me. I'm 34 and i still anime post
>>323162778
>29
>been here since late 2003-early 2004 came for /l/ and old /g/.
>>323162718
I guess my love for my collection of games and how I've played every single one of them isn't real then.
>>323162778
I'm 22(?) I've only just begun.
There is another "marathon" coming up soon that you can watch if you care
http://www.speedrun.com/esa2016/thread/vmhuf
>tfw esa is so poor they need to try and raise 1k
lol
is Blueglass running anything?
>>323162870
But anon, how could it be real when we're all living but a dream?
>>323162724
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
>>323162808
>posting best LWA girl
I swear to god someone is out to get me
>>323162778
Going on 30 and still coming here.
>>323162916
never mind looked at the schedule. I'm sad. really wanted to hear his voice.
>>323162870
Now you're getting it.
>>323162916
no, but he's a staff member
>>323162916
the couch
>>323162808
Don't say such things.
>>323162849
>old /g/
What's the difference between then and now?Honest question
>>323162778
I'm 44
>>323162717
You're also not going to work for over a week. I know the autist segment of the community (it's a big segment) is NEET but there are normal guys with jobs too who take time off. I think the guy running right now is one of them.
Actually a lot of the nes/snes runners are more normal than the rest. (other than sonic players)
>that world music
>>323162996
No, but seriously. I love games.
>canonically into facesitting
>>323162916
>tfw I was there for the times when Blueglass had runs himself
You guys will never know the pure joy
He's the best player you will ever see. He knows even more about video games than Blechy
![[HorribleSubs] Little Witch Academia The Enchanted Parade - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.39_[2015.07.04_07.32.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jUjhzvq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Little Witch Academia The Enchanted Parade - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.39 [2015.07.04 07.32.14]")
>>323163029
You wanna fuck?
>>323163048
are you dsdad?
>>323163049
What is this from?
>>323162995
I'm waiting for YSG to drop GDQ and then we can see him finally redeem himself on Ecco. IIRC his last run almost got mercy killed.
>>323163038
oh, nothing.
>>323163049
Wait, there's a new LWA?
>>323162916
blueglass will never run anything ever again after the ecco fiasco
>>323163075
Which ones do you love the most?
A trap sat on knee and i could feel her warm balls. It felt really nice
>>323163093
Imagine a run with blueglass playing ecco and blechy chilling on the couch, with a mic.
/!\ WARNING /!\
BLUEGLASS ON THE COUCH
/!\ WARNING /!\
>>323163062
>equating vacation to a money loss
Whatever you say, Mr. Monopoly.
FOREVER YOUNG
>>323163224
souce
Why are the other guys on the stream so stand offish and giggling? The guy playing is doing some pretty cool shit and a decent commentator. Did something happen early in the run that was weird or are they just amazed with all the bullshit he is doing to skip crucial points game while playing with two controllers simultaneously?
>>323163075
>That delusion
>>323163204
what fiasco? when he went over time a little bit and they told him to pack it in?
>>323161930
he's a biochemist
Will you follow one of the runners you've seen at this AGDQ after the event is over?
How the fuck do I check out runs that happened earlier today? Like if I missed the banjo kazooie run how do I go back and watch it?
>>323163240
Iceplug on surveillance and KirkQ on the mic too?
>this runner's accent
>>323163291
>They are just drawings on paper
I don't watch anime on paper.
>>323163219
I enjoy playing most genres, but I have a bit of love for platformers like Super Mario World, Sypmphony of the Night style castlevania, Shantae, shovel knight and JRPG/RPG like Fallout 1/2, Fire emblem, Final Fantasy and Xenoblade Chronicles.
And now I shall go to 7/11 and see what awkward nip they have this time.
>this fight tech
Bunch of shit going on. I like it.
>>323163138Absolutely
>>323163379
Check the youtube channel or the twitch channel for VODs you stupid fuck!
>>323163379
don't bother, was pretty meh to watch
>>323163472
woah haha don't be rude dude
>>323163224
I'm pretty jealous actually
i want a milf gf
>>323163240
>>323163385
>peaches_ running game
>Couch is Blueglass, Blechy and CavemanDCJ
> darkspinessonic and werster on chairs to the side of it
>donation reader is Big Jon
Am I the only one bothered by the tilt?
>>323163379
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3z9fyi/agdq_vod_thread_2016/ has vods
hey anons, i played sword of mana(the one on GBA) and didn't quite like it
my problem with the game are;
>the game doesn't tell you shit about some mechanics(classes, special class magics, forging, all the extra sprites on specific places at specific days without even explaining what they do, etc)
>the game uses partners like shit, only one at a time with only the staff weapon, every parten only has the healing sprite and the game constantly removes them and also they are pretty useless
>and the magic depending on your equipped weapon to have a good or bad animation was fucking awful
Secret of Mana seems to do some things better, will i enjoy this one?
>>323163180
There was a kickstarter for it, have you been living under a rock or something?
>>323162995
I heard that he will be reading donations saturday
>>323163315
Yagamoth is the most knowledgeable guy there and frankly he's doing awesome playing full speed and commentating like this. Every time someone tries to chime in they are either wrong or awkward about it.
>>323163159
Little Witch Academia Anon. go watch it, it's fantastic.
>>323163180
It's been out for like half a year now.
>>323163572
>>323163541
>Mememan
No thanks newfag.
>>323161279
>I thought about tasting it a couple times but always chicken out right before going through with it
Brain chemistry is an amazing thing. When you're fapping your brain is flooded with chemicals that greatly lower your inhibitions and sense of shame, but as soon as you come your brain pulls the handbrake and all of that is instantly gone. That's why you get the "jesus christ what the fuck am i doing" and chicken out.
>>323163572
>unironically linking to reddit
>any time
Get out.
>>323163541
>not Big Jon running
>not Spike on the Mike
>>323163572
Drink everytime he says "to say the least"
>>323163667
peaches is the best runner period
>>323163446
It looks incredibly boring on screen just locking bosses down but watching his fucking hands go is great
>>323163680
Basically
>>323163680
I don't want to die, can I drink hot cocoa?
>>323163680
That's nice but it's not BASIC LEE
>>323163680
Drink everytime he says any adverb.
>>323163485
Was the halflife 2 run worth a watch?
>>323163662
where's /v/'s agdq vod archive then?
>>323163749
What the fuck is an adverb?
Pick an adjective or a verb. Stop being such a fence-sitting pussy.
>>323163379
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3z9fyi/agdq_vod_thread_2016/
is there any way to watch back some of the older speedruns?I want to watch the paper mario speedrun, it was 3 am when they did it in my country
>>323163807
It's a verb that also modifies other nouns
>>323163754
I'd argue it was one of the best. A good speedrun would have been pretty boring. That trainwreck was hilarious.
>>323163819
>>323163572
>>323163807
Adverb: Any word that ends in -ly
m8 pls
tfw i woke up too early from my nap and this game is still on
I've been awake since AGDQ started.
I take 1 sip whenever I hear "Greetings from Germany"
>>323163807
>What the fuck is an adverb
american education everyone
Just woke up and I want to know how I can watch the beginning of this run
>>323163807
It's short for advertisement verb, like BUY! or SUBSCRIBE!
>headbang glitch
keked
>>323163826
>I want to watch the paper mario speedrun
No, you don'tISS TWINK ^_^UOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHGH >.<
>>323163568
I noticed it but it doesn't bother me. Informal morning runs without sponsor plugs or some attention whore reading donations about people with cancer is great. We have a great guy commentating and playing a cool game, YSG chilling up front, no memes or endless cringe to be had.
This is more like how the old AGDQ's felt, VODs from 2012-2013 have a lot of runs like this if you want to get your comfy on.
>>323163884
Not all adverbs end with -ly.
well
very
often
tomorrow
never
Just to name a few.
>>323163864
Ohhh, that's nice, what happened exactly? any highlights?
>>323163291
>on paper
>>323163908
That's a lot of cum, anon.
>>323163946
what happened? was it full of autism?
>>323163987
What about basically?
>>323163987
>american education
>>323164013
He's used to it.
I missed like 90% of this shit thanks to a work trip. What the fuck is worth watching?
Insane Blueglass run moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
>>323164015
Basically is basically an adverb.
>>323164014
Three hours of Edobean.
>>323163996
that looks retarded
>>323163527
sauce me senpai
>that accent
>that commentary
>that run
preddy gud
>>323163649
Mine brain doesn't do that because I'm good for 2-3 rounds before needing a break.
it tastes neutral
>>323164040
Depends on what you like.
>>323164070
american anime > japanese anime
>>323163996
>you'll never impregnate Sento
Why live?
How was Star Fox and Banjo-Kazooie??
>>323164082i don't remember
>>323163574
No, it's worse in every way.
>>323164089
you might be severely depressed desu
>>323164084
BASIC LEE it's gud, 2 say the leest.
>>323163995
He quicksaved before doing anything remotely difficult so he could load if he messed up, which he did, a lot.
He picked up a piece of wood and shoved it in Mossman's face telling her to take his wood during a cutscene, which triggered everyone on tumblr and twitter.
He tried to do a bucket jumping trick for ages and failed repeatedly, before just giving up.
Towards the end there was an event that was supposed to trigger, and he couldn't figure out how to get around it, so he used the console to get to the next area.
>>323164018
Feel free to look it up. What makes you believe that all adverbs end in -ly? Adverbs are just words that modifies verbs, just because they generally end with -ly doesn't mean all of them do. Far from actually.
We left it HERE.
"Here" is the adverb. It modifies the verb "left", indicating place.
>1:40 diablo II run later
just kill me
So i watched the GTA III run why the fuck did that faggot keep switching cameras?
>>323164272
Stay a while, and listen.
post yfw sinister1 is next
>>323164231
Don't forget he's a weird little fag, so all his mistakes are forgiven.
>>323164312
despawn oncoming traffic or some shit
>>323164312
He had autism
>>323164312
despawning cars
>>323164349
>I have to leave for work just before his run
>>323164312
that clears the cars on his screen
>>323164349
More like choke1
>>323164354
Yeah, I think everyone forgot after the lap sitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
20-20-2016!
>1:55:14 Secret of Mana
If y'all niggas don't think that's some impressive shit then get out of my face
that's glitches alright
>Timer told they will tell him
>STILL gets it wrong anyway
These fucking retards never learn do they?
HE FUCKED UP
>>323164464
http://www.speedrun.com/som
not bad I guess
>>323164349
>some shitty turtles brawler
no thanks m8
>>323164040
l4d2, dragon age, fire emblem, age of empires
>>323164241
>falling for bait
>>323164161
this
amazing skill
beautiful commentary
best run of the entire event
>>323164464
well, he did skip like half the game
the dual controller techs were neat though
>>323164174
oh, ok
i think i won't play it then, it's a shame
any WR so far?
>>323164461
>that fucking baby kick
African movies must be a fucking treat to watch
>>323163624
Thanks, I will.
>>323164461
>that baby kick
Ghana doesn't pull any punches god damn
>>323164563yes but i forgot it was some shit game no one ran
>>323164547
Was there anything good in dragon age after he picked easy and glitched into god mode stats?
>>323164604
>>323164604
>>323164604
New thread
>>323164547
you forgot animorphs
>>323164528
>not even 6 minutes within his world record
>>323164552
Rude.
>>323164464
Only 3 mins off from his record, not bad.
>>323164464
Was it a good run? I saw the beginning and end and he seems like a cool runner
>>323164464
>$240 for a 2 hour game
No thanks.
>>323164563
metroid
>>323164547
I don't think Age of Empires was bad other than that one mission being a mess, and the last mission being pretty slow. He played well throughout the run otherwise.
>>323164658
yes, explained everything, not annoying, no major mistakes and not that far from his own WR considering where he is
>>323164658
He was informative with his commentary. Didn't ignore his couch. Was not annoying. Had some creative tech. Used 2 controllers like he has 4 hands.
>>323164530
You fucked up now.
>that one lonely loser faggot sitting on the couch laughing like a retard
>>323164636
well it's a marathon and he did safe strats / saving the whole time, was still a nice run
>>323164623
The out of bound and skip glitches were cool.
>>323164857
I was joking, anon. The run was good.
>>323164808
With his undiluted love for videogames.
>>323164681
It's actually more like 30 hours.
4Head
>>323164808
Here's your (you).
YSG YSG YSG!!!!
>>323163609
Scratch that. He's marked for "donations", whatever that means, "host" is the one reading them on mic.
>>323164681
>what are emulators
>>323164681
That's a pretty good deal considering it's near mint / complete. iirc a cart alone is around $50
>>323165238
Most people buy original carts just for collection anon. It's like people that buy their childhood toys.
>leave to watch anime
>come back two hours later
>there's still playing SoM
I want this run to finish already
>>323165495
It's done already.
>people calling him YSG
you faggots know he doesn't like that name right?
>>323165635
newfags anon
>>323165635
Who cares ?
>>323165635
>not just calling him lonely faggot on the couch
Newfags holy shit get out Blueglass is the heart and soul of this community and this run has been a perfect example why
If you don't love his adorable charm you're not welcome he's been here longer than you have
>>323165635
>you faggots know he doesn't like that name right?
You don't get to make up your nickname, anon.
>>323165870
whatever
hes a cackling retard
>>323165423
he said for a 2 hour game, so that he is going to play it, when he can emulate it free
Let's just hope that this will be a really SHORT interview
>>323166310
>so good I had to post it in both threads!
![pOf8WJa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9zKDDdA.png "pOf8WJa[1]")
