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Waterfall Sharks edition
Now: We Wuz Kings
2nd for jesus
First for jesus
>jesus is superman
Stop with these OP pics, I want to sleep soon without nightmares
>that swastika in the window
Why in the FUCK do they never tell us the WR or the average time for a casual run in these games?
Do they expect me to be impressed when I literally know nothing about the game I'm watching being speedran?
xth for insider anon trying to become a meme
TEN DOLLARS
GAME OVER MAN
3rd for #TurntForJesus
nth for queen
>TEN DOLLARS
NEXT LEVEL STRATS.
10 DOLLARS.
let's kick cancer in the butt and kill the animals HYPE XD. greetings from germany.
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>inside man
>pikachu 3ds
weeeeeeeeeeeeew
>X dollars
ok i'm already sick of this meme
>complaining about speedruns
>>323005185
Delet this
>>323005061
>>323005141
religion of peace
I NEED to breed Auroth.
Did he say "in the queer"
What did that sign say
DS DAD
as an atheist, my fucking blood is boiling right now
>>323005230
He brought out his own 3DS.
The absolute madman.
linkums is cute
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>>323005107
nice OP you failure shit the game is already over
>>323005228
If you don't know or follow ahead of time, chances are the knowledge is lost on people like you anyway.
You don't care either way, so what's the point in even mentioning it?
>>323005286
he did
Why aren't there any Muslim games?
>>323005290
>Shoutout to ________ and Nana
That guy is fucked, desu
>>323005185
Painfull.
Why are late night runs so great? This has a better atmosphere than the day ones.
SHILL ALERT SHILL ALERT
>>323005285
That's probably not very christian
>>323005294
DS SON
BASED FEASEL NEXT
These awful games are fucking great.
le inside man get the fuck off your DS
>>323005285
post more
you promised me last time you would post more
DOUBLE DS
Based Pokemon GSC casino track
>>323005339
LONDON
>want to go to bed
>next run is only ten minutes, i'll wait til after this
>rinse and repeat every run
FUCK ME I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
>>323005245
>not AGDQUEEN
ya blew it.
>>323005185
fucking
S A V A G E
A
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So the fucking ginger brings out a 3ds but no one gives him shit?
>>323005382
There never was an inside man, familia. That ginger autist was framed.
Inside Man Whips It Out
more at 3
>>323005185
DISREGARD BITCHES
FUCK THESE DOLLAR DONATION COMMENTS.
The speedrunning community has to be the unfunniest group of losers ever. Really looking forward to seeing how much into-the-ground this joke gets run.
>>323005339
Because modern consoles have too much (ha)RAM
>>323005185
>girl does nothing for all of the run
>expects a fist bump for being present
Women, those jokesters
>>323005185
>didn't even notice it was looping, thought he rejected the girl twice in a row
fuck why do I wake up this early
>>323005375
What a fucking cool dude.
Someone get this bro some pussy and some 40 ounces.
Best part of the stream
they're compensating the shitty games with the godlike music on breakspost dancing gifs
>>323005185
Girls GET OUT
>this music
Eh, they clapped for Jesus it made everything okay, plus they are all forgiven! Yayyyy!
>>323005436
It makes me really fucking angry.
Do they have to yell, shit.
>feasal
Thank you based jesus
>>323005107
A R B I T R A R Y
>awful games are more entertaining than dedicated blogs
>>323005285
thought i was on d2g for a second
>>323005393
I'm going to take a power nap and wake up for Age of Empires.
IF, its a good run, ill give you someBREED
>>323005339
Are any war games being played this year?
>>323005185
>tfw no gf
>>323005325
doesn't fucking matter, these runs are all ten minutes long. just check the schedule if you care faggot
>>323005339
I love how the socialist Bernie Sanders fuccbois are too afraid to respond to you
>>323005327
Do you really expect everyone watching to have heard of and followed every single game being run?
>>323005339
We just played a christian game and Christianity is from derkistan so there you go.
Great set up times.
>>323005285
I could be grinding MMR right now, but instead I'm watching AGDQ.
>>323005290
"Gas the trannies, gender wars now"
>>323005286
>i'm not the only one that heard it
>>323005382
he was framedI'm sorry ginger guy
Still better than Crystal Skull!
>>323005436
>>323005483
NO FUN ALLOWED.
>>323005536
give them some time, they were all over the previous thread. also, the UK is just waking up
>>323005562
Forced 50 will just make you lose more time and effort than it's worth. Just watch the runs.
>>323005539
No. But if you do care about the stuff concerning a specific game, you will look on your own.
Since you don't care obviously, telling you does nothing at all whatsoever, otherwise you would take some time to look shit up on your own.
What the hell is going on
>>323005507
I don't think I'll be able to stay up that long
e621 here i come
>controls are too precise
sounds like /v/
>brought to you by the artists in charge of ffvi's remake
>>323005339
Why play video games merely simulating murder when you do it for real?
>>323005382
Who is this semen demon?
>>323005670
Have a rare Auroth for your troubles.
I'm a goner.
Are those holes or doorways? this perspective is confusing
Who /reversedsleepingschedule/ here?
peter DINKlage :^)
dink
is this entire game based around that one minecart scene in the movie?
holy shit how could anyone play this what the fuck is this
Post your decks
Why is Indy collecting kids?
>>323005702
forgot her name, but Golden Time
>>323005185
posting this webm to r/gamerghazi as we speak
looks like a baby's arm
>>323005762
is this a brony who did body mods on his cock to get a horse penis?
I hope you've been studying your 日本語 while you've been watching anon!
>>323005762
That's legit one of the worst dicks I have ever seen.
>>323005698
Who is this semen demon?
>>323005762
is that an elephant's nose?
>>323005762
What IS THAT THING?!
>>323005724
Right here bro.
Not sure how to fix it because I'm too tired to stay up during the day and too wide awake to fall asleep at night
>>323005823
Source?
>>323005762
Bojack Horseman?
>twitch community archives youtube channel already has vids up of DS Dad playing his DS
>>323005851
That's not a semen demon. It's a picture of breasts.
So why is he going to the fucking Title Screen whenever he enters a cave.
It's driving me nuts.
>>323005873
Why fix it? S'cool.
>>323005823
I learned kana and then quit. Fuck kanji.This gril is qt, too bad no nudes
>>323005823
>Girls this cute never do porn
The perspective in this indiana game is fucking with my head.
>jumps down conveyor belt levels as if they were different stories
>minecarts go by as if the wall was floor
>>323005762
>Not post your dinks
Also, you should see a doctor.
>>323005823
>posting some stupid white bitch trying to be cute
i hate women
i'm going to beat off to gfur for the rest of my life
i wish anthros were real so i could go full gay
>>323005823
Why do people even study this when you'll never reach real literacy
>>323005452
He does reject her twice in a row
I have no idea what's going on. And not in a good/funny way, they were just really bad about explaining what was going on in the beginning.
>>323005762
the merchant botched that bris pretty badly
Fuck, this game looks like it would be legitimately terrifying if it had modern visuals.
>Children in tiny holes, trapped inside a dark cave filled with fucking demons and dragons and shit living in the walls
I would pay for a game this spooky.
>>323005928
never give uppu
>>323005875Sourceはありません
Why are the kids in dog houses in this Indiana Jones game?
>>323005936
>not attracted to hot sluts
>they have to be cute
>tfw no 3d to fap to
dink
>>323005851
Koakumabut you probably already know that
Yo can someone post that long red haired dude that guy hit with the pillow webm?
>>323005430
>pikachu 3ds
that's my boy
>>323006009
fuck
>>323006012
Have you seen the movie? They were slaves in mines.
>>323006038
Thank you, I didn't know until now
>>323006009
>I'm so edgy I can type in moonspeak
fuck off nobody is impressed here where it has zero application
These threads are a lot better at night than during the day
I dont understand what is happening.
>>323006065
fag
>>323005981
My uncle just finished work on zootopia
>he knows about furries and hates it
topkek
>>323006101
>being this fucking retarded
>>323006105
Real nigga hours
>>323006105
blobs are asleep
Just dink my shit up family
>>323006105
That's because all the anime fags have to go to bed because they have middle school tomorrow
>>323006152
baited
dinkdink
>Almost 7am here
>Haven't slept
>Want to watch pretty much everything from AoE to Megaman Block
>Kinda into this Awful Games block, it's beenfun
Will I make it, /v/?
>>323006105
>>323006196
Because america is sleeping and europeans just woke up
I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>323005603
>using the thread conversations option
hi, reddit!
>>323006105
Clapland goes to sleep while yuropoors wake up.
>tfw watching the streams while cuddling with my big bro
Who /comfy/ here?
>>323006224
HUE?
>>323006224
Avoid coffee and shit. You'll make it bro.
>>323006224
A D D E R A L L
>>323006105
Anime children have gone to sleep
Feels good
>>323006050
pls
What's in a Age of Empires run?
>>323006224
we're all gonna make it, brah
I was sleep drunk earlier and I'm not sure if I heard right.
Did some guy earlier on the couch mention something about "unlike the l4d2 runners" and everyone laughed or was I dreaming?
>>323006095
oh, I assumed you said that on purpose because she's a succubus, so a literal semen demon.dink
>>323006258
go on
>>323006253
Only use it for screencaps
>>323005762
ayyy
Does anyone have any fucking idea what's going on in this game?
>>323005936
girls cuter than that definitely do porn, you just stop thinking they are cute because they are doing porn.
this chat is fucking cancerous
only meme spouters
>>323006150
he's gonna hate himself for enabling them, in time
>the metric fuckton of furporn that will explode across the internet when that movie comes out
>>323006258
>watching the stream with my wife's son
>he fell asleep
What a fucking asshole, doesn't appreciate awesome games
>>323006224
greetings from germany, brazil bro
why did someone post their dick
>>323006239
It's clearly because it's Australian primetime.
>>323006278
Really?
>>323006295
Could have just pretended.
>>323006178
Check out /int/ or /pol/ some time. American hours are all hours, and it's the Australians that do the majority of the shitposting.
People blamed /pol/ shitposting on Americans until flags were added, then everybody realized it was Australians, now there's Australian shitposting culture.
>>323006284
KINGZ
>>323006261
55 reporting
>>323006357
for the the (you)
>>323006258
i love incest
>>323006196
you wish
>>323006284
a lot of we
>>323006317dink
>>323006381
Canada da best
>>323006357
Gaydar went off
This awful tiling is starting to hurt my eyes.
>>323006239
>>323006257
burger here. this thread isn't really that great right now, just slower and the lewd posting is 3D instead of hentai. best time is like 6 hours from now when wagecucks are turning in before work while NEETs have just gone to bed
>>323006324
He let me see a few clips from it. Needless to say furry porn is going to increase ^2.09 on the DOW Jones
>>323005468
i want to fuck plusle
>>323006316
Yeah, it'd be nice if they acted cute too. But,
>porn
>acting
>>323006381
>this is considered dancing
>>323006196
>Implying NEET Home Security have schools to attend.
>>323006415
>loli in cute fashionable dress + collar
SOURCE ME BRO
>you're a big man
>>323006394
dogola
WHY HAVENT THE MODS DELETED THE FUCKING MUTILATED DICK IN THIS THREAD
Indiana rape
>YOU WIN
>BIG MAN
>Whip girl to end game
WORTH IT.
you're a big man
>>323006357
It's real faggot hours
He's a big guy
Big guy?
>BIG MAN
>>323006381
>not the video
You're a shit bloke mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5Px-qp-Wg
>>323006519
JONES?
>some lady and her son
Has someone ever broken a WR at this event?
are mods still on a banning spree, can we have fun yet?
that run was garbage, and not in an entertaining way like that bible game.
FOR YOU
>>323006491
I have no idea who that is, but it's dude
>>323006541
VEIN?
>>323006503
0% possibility of it being a joke.
>>323005936
JAVlibrary, look up mum
>>323006576
Yeah, as in every WR that is done at GDQ, it's a game noone cares about
>>323006536
>>323006537
>>323006541
>>323006561
>>323006589
LMAO I LOVE MEMES
>>323006579
>>323005762
APPARENTLY NOT
>>323006541
>not named platysma.webm
where the jokes
These short runs are a pretty good watch
>implying that's a dad
Why would he be here by himself and not bring his kid? That guy is /v/ 20 years from now.
Sad and alone, the only joy he gets out of life is watching other people play games and playing his handheld games in public.
>>323006541
>>323006598
fuck i laughed more then i should have
>>323006576
yes, but only in meme games that no-one runs
one year some guy was about to break the Metroid Fusion WR but the cancerous donators and >muh animals forced him to take a slower route and lose out on it
G R E E T I N G S
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>323006576
quite a few, but they are games that literally no one else plays and even the runner has only played a couple times.
>>323006576
3 I think.
One was 2p 1c Metroid
Another one was for a game no one else played and he only put 80h into it.
I forgot the last one.
>>323006576
Some kid broke a WR of some PS4 port 2 nights ago
>>323006598
If I clog that up will you die?
>>323006591
even better
>>323006616
>asians
>cute
>>323006642
calm down lad
>>323006576
Super Metroid WR was broken earlierFor 2 player 1 controller
>>323005823
>live in Japan
>work using japanese every day
No problem, kouhai
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
On behalf of all Germans on 4chan I want to apologize, /v/
>>323006642
Sounds pretty comfy desu
>95% of the donations are from yurop
>the foundation operates only in merica
like a dream
>>323005762
LITERAL
HORSE
DICK
>greetings from germany again
---=== OFFICIAL LIST OF /v/ APPROVED GOD TIER RUNNERS ===---
Blueglass
peaches_
Blechy
CavemanDCJ
KAN
GameJ06
MexicanRunner
halfcoordinated
Controllerhead
Iceplug
werster
RWhiteGoose
darkspinessonic
>>323006701
Are you retarded?
WHAT IS THAT OLD MAN PLAYING?
fzero music
>>323006620
Oh well, they usually never deleted penis pictures, it was mostly on topic posts that they kept deleting
Post your favorite memes from the week so far
>>323006705
that's great
>>323005823
Why would I learn an useless language?
Already know 2, working towards French now.
>>323006730
Why does every single one of your countrymen think anyone cares where they're from?
>>323006636
it's round not run you dip
>>323006730
>
i bet half of them are /v/ memelords
>>323006696
Asians are the one race that can still look 10-12 while being over 18.
>>323006642
sounds like the good life desu
>>323006751
Sinister1 is good too
/v/ seems to like PJ now as well
>>323005185
Banned from the next gdq.
Someone talked to the dad just as it cut!
What do you eat while watching GDQ?
>>323006454
me too, anon
>>323006642
It's a term of endearment due to him being at least a decade older than anyone else there. Jesus.
>>323006751
>No Snowfats
>No Bonesaw
shit list desu senpai
>>323006751
the blechy joke a few threads back had me in fucking stitches
>>323006786
>not living in the pacific
>>323005496
DESIGNATED
>>323006793
shit dude I lost
>>323006648
Man i would have still killed those animals if i was about to break the WR. i mean sure its not cool but it seems like the right thing to do.
Oh shit, Hudson Hawk! That's one of those legendary bad games no kid played but you read about in EGM if you are old as dirt.
>>323006730
germanon, how does this make you feel?
>>323006834
cum
>>323006484
>thinking its serious
Sorry but the joke is on you my friend
>>323006834
oatmeal
>Everyone complaining about staying awake
>Its currently 6pm
I havent even gotten off work. Whats with you faggits.
>>323006642
It only looks bad because he's fat.
If he didn't look fat nobody would even bat an eye
Is she there?
>>323005185
>my webm is being posted in basically every thread
I like this
>>323006834
beer
>>323006751
>no spikevegeta
>no trihex
Shit list.
>b-b-but fakku! trihex sucks!
Who gives a shit if he's a hentai pleb? Retards, that's who.
>>323006730
>>323006747
>greetings from germany
>>323006878
>I like Blechy, what does he run
>Santa's workshop
lel
>>323006834
Whatever my mom brings me
>>323006751
GameJ06 isn't god tier
He's Ao tier
>black kid
B A N N E D
>>323006909
hot steamy sex
>>323006879
Japanese by itself is extremely niche. You're better off learning Chinese. Way more useful skill.
English, Spanish, French, and Chinese.
>>323005276
Why not have more categories?
>Glitch%
>Any% (No glitches, exploits, bugs)
>Glitch100%
>100% (No glitches, exploits, bugs)
I really like watching how some games get repeatedly broken, but watching someone do it legit can also be fun.
>that image
Track & Field sports don't have a category for the 'speedrunner', they forbid cutting corners from the normal events.
>>323006928
chinaman pls leave
AGDQ is for mexicans and swedes only
>>323006906
furrious
>>323006751
Why isn't spikevegeta on that list?
>>323006949
I get a nice warm feeling everytime I watch it. I'm trying not to watch it repeatedly or it might get old.
>>323006980
does she wear yoga pants and clean your room
>>323006928
4:08am local time, Dundee
NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30 HAS SEEN HUDSON HAWK, STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT.
Caps in case someone is reading this and can tell the runner, thanks.
>>323006941
WOWZERS
>>323007020
Pokemon is glitchless.
>>323006576
Didn't Funkdoc get a record a few years ago in something
or was it a PB
>>323006978
Oh I thought you were talking about
>who is that midget
>trihex
>>323007037
Spikevegeta is dead. The shell we've been seeing is controlled by ceiling spiders.
>>323006751
>no puwexil
>no spikevegeta
>no essentia
>no random awkward touhou twink
It seems we are from different worlds.
>>323007136
has he an hero yet?
This game has pretty ridiculous framerate
>>323007052
No but she blew me once after I begged for 6 weeks last year
NUNS
WITH
GUNS
DS DAD
DSDAD GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES
>>323007136
what did he try to tell us?
>>323006941
>that last bounce
>>323006961
lmao trihex
he's a fucking fraud buddy
he sucks at everything he does
>>323007136
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>323007189
>that webm
lel
Awkward silence
>>323007082
From memory he was playing Castlevania 4 US version, and the time he got was faster than WR on Jap version. And they are the exact same game, speed-wise.
>>323006705
needs a kissing edit desu
>>323007136
What was on his phone?
>>323007059
My dad watched it a lot when I was a kid and I kinda remember some of it.
>>323007189
I never get tired of this .webm
>>323007241
HE WAS SAYING YOU HAVE N O STYLE
orgrace
>>323007189
goddamn, why is this shit always so awkward.
>>323006705
>picture isnt titled Sweet and Oats
Cmon anon get it together
Trihex sometimes likes some of my hentai/ecchi tweets on Twitter, am I cool yet?
>>323007289
Loli porn.
>>323007030
>Implying I live in China
Im not poor
>>323007057
>Ausfalia
Please. I work in the land of sempais
>>323007340
fuck off adam
>>323007340
fucking die
>whitehat
>actually wears a white hat
>blueglass
>actually has blue glasses
>MexicanRunner
>is Mexican and a speedrunner
I like this
>>323007201
Don't you dare messing with my boner like this, kiddo
>>323007340
fuckk of adam
>>323007189
>being more fag than trihex
>>323007340
you're a really important anime poster anon
>>323007389
>>323007421
Who the HECK is Adam?
>>323007394
>is Mexican and a speedrunner
He is russian, fool.
>>323007398
>Fixed thatfor you
c'mon man, this shit writes itself
>>323007421
Who is adam?
S P Y R O
P
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DS DAD IS PLAYING SPYRO
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON
FUCK
OLD MAN IS GETTING BANNED
rip in peace dude
PLOT TWIST
NOT A DS DAD
>SPYRO
>NOT A DS
LMAO
>>323007394
I thought it was Bluegrass the whole time
For like 2 years now
Hudson Hawk was a good film and I hope it gets a modern game adaptation.
oh shit that guy's gonna get banned and beat up in the back alley
F-Zero music is always so good
>Its not a DS
DAD IS GETTING BANNED
THANK YOU DS DAD
>It's not a DS
WHAT THE FUCK
thank you ds dad
>it wasn't a DS
WHAT A TWIST
>Not a DS
WHAT A TWEEST
>IT'S NOT A DS
GET SHIT ON YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
HOW COULD YOU NOT EVEN REALIZE THAT WASN'T A DS LMFAO
WHAT IS IT
What is that contraption? Some kind of modified playstation?
WHAT DEVICE IS THAT ?
That's no DS
ITS NOT A DS
EVERYONE STATUS: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>triforce tattoo
DS DAD PLS PLAY A REAL DS BEFORE YOU GET BANNED
WHAT
>DS guy was the insider all along
>F-ZERO X
>DS Dad is a meme now
Just as planned
THAT"S A FUCKING OPEN PANDORA!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT EVEN A DS
>not a DS
wtf is that?
>>323007394
>blueglass
It's bluegrassand yes, his grass is dyed blue~
>NOT A DS
Holy shoot that's a Pandora
>ITS NOT A DS
AHHHHHHHH THIS IS TOO FUCKING META FOR ME
>IT'S NOT A DS
>PLAYING MOTHERFUCKING SPYRO
B A S E D
Hah, I thought it was a 3DS, turned out to be a Pandora.
>not a ds
BTFO
what is happening, i wasn't paying attention
GUYS QUICK WHAT DO WE CALL HIM NOW?
BANNED ON CAMERA
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>/v/ doesn't know what a DS is
Didthey just ban DS Dad?
>getting kicked out of AGDQ because the audience asked what game you were playing
BANNED AND BEATEN OFFSTAGE
>>323007516
and i thought it was shitposting
>security is about to throw him out
Holy shit
>NOT A DS
WTF IS GOING ON
WAIT A MINUTE THAT DS
>>323007598
Hell-fucking-yes it is!
>30 megs of twitch logs a day
Yea. You're jealous
>DS DAD playing Spyro on a not DS
>>323007619
Pandordad?
>>323007584
>>323007553
>>323007549
It's an Open Pandora
>Pandora
not DS DAD getting banned.
>>323007619
Pandora Pops
LMAO this title screen art his fucking face every time
TELL ME ABOUT DS DAD
WHY DOESNT HE PLAY A DS?
Are they banning him cause he was having fun?
>>323007636
Why is he so fucking precious?
/v/ GETS BTFO BY DSDAD
>it wasn't a DS
I feel lied to
>They're kicking him out
HOLY SHIT
HEEEEEEEEEEILL HIITTLEEERRR
>>323005185
Is she a tranny or something. Why did he do this.
>>323007453
Trihex is straight as fuck man
Just look at his sadpanda galleries.
Unfappably straight.
BAN
THE
DAD
>>323007719
its a big handheld
>>323007709
shit looks like that jew from jewgrumps
Pandora Padre
You are now suddenly thirsty for a nice drink of water.
>>323007540
>HAHAHA YOU AUTISTS COULDN'T IDENTIFY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DS AND A PANDORA OVER A LOW QUALITY TWITCH STREAM FROM 10 FEET AWAY FROM THE CAMERA
no you are the autist, anon
holy fuck late night stream is too good
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?
jews. the word you're looking for is jews
>Getting kicked out
Christ
>>323007751
WORLD RECORDS
Does that GNU/Linux distro respect my freedoms?
>>323007756
for you
>>323007794
>le prepared atlanta man
>>323005875
>>323005823
>>323005928
>>323005936
>>323005953
>>323005956
>>323006706
>>323006786
psssst hey
http://imgur.com/a/BGdss
>>323007756
if I say it's a ds will you die?
DS DAD CONFIRMED FOR DIRTY PIRATEFAG
Now THIS is a video game
so what happened to him?
I'm sitting a few chairs over from him. He didn't get kicked out, but he did get scolded, told not to do it again and they did something to his badge.
fuck I missed it, what happened with DS dad?
>>323007763
You're half right, Tang juice it is.
Woah woah wait.
What the fuck did I miss? DS Dad wasn't using a DS?
They didn't really kick him out right?
>>323007619
>>323007669
Pandadra
Bonus points for him being cuddly like a panda
>>323007859
>sucking cut cock
dropped
>>323007859
You my nigga
>get comfy in bed
>blip asleep for a second
what the fuck where did indiana jones go
>>323007878
Not to do what? Show shit to the camera?
DS DAD COME BACK
>>323007878
What did he do? I didn't catch it.
>>323007885
Plot Twist: He's actually a Pandora Dad
I just arrived.
Someone tell me what ds dad is and what he did that got him in trouble
>>323007878
nazi holepunchers strike again
BAN
TRANSMISOGYNISTS
Wait did DS Dad just get told off for playing vidya at a vidya event?
>>323005452
>>323007731
It wasn't on purpose you sperglords. He turned away each time she put her fist out. It was just awkward bad luck.
>emulating spyro
>on something that's not a DS
>/v/ BTFO
Holy shit i'm glad i stayed up
>>323006851
>tfw you will never insert your dik on a plusle of a slightly bigger size as she makes the sounds a plusle makes while getting fucked
why even live
>>323007749
>it's all low quality garbage
That can't be real.
PANDORA PAPA
>>323007930
why does disney want me to fuck rabbit girls?
>this commentary
confirmed for not knowing myth
>>323007962
he held his pandora up next to the camera because people kept asking what he was playing
>>323007927
>someone else is turned off by this
mein negroe
>>323007957
no such thing bro
>>323007917
He sat back down just before screen changed.
>>323007927
>Liking dick cheese
>>323007962
It's a pirate-based console, Anon. He showed it to the camera which is a no-no.
>>323007859
Just imagine being a woman.
All you have to do is give up your self respect (which none of them have anyway) and you get a free ride through life. Its generic lottery easy mode.
>>323007969
>she
oh, we're on different pages then
>>323007941
If Pandora Papa actually got banned I will drive down there and burn that place to the motherfucking ground! (ok I really won't)
>>323008004
to sell you plushies and ugly sweatshirts
>SHOVE IT IN HIS MOUTH
THAT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE, MY ASSHOLE IS GETTING TIGHT, BAN HIM
>>323007951
he walked up to the camera and showed us that he's using a pandora one, not a ds. He then got scolded and almost kicked out.
>>323007943
went up to the camera to show his pirate handheld
>>323007859
Face is all she has going for her.
>>323007878
They hole punched his badge, if you get another you get banned.
We patrician video games now
>>323008049
shower everyday and it isn't a problem breh
>>323008050
Because it's a pirate console or do they just not want any non-runner audience pleb to interact with the camera?
god dammit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_%28console%29
>>323007928
just doing my job anon
>>323008049
>I don't have any standards of hygiene
Well this is /v/ after all
>>323007934
They don't want people to advertise, and I guess they thought he was trying to advertise his twitter.
>>323007943
He put his Pandora up to the camera and showed everyone that he was playing Spyro.
>>323008019
>myth
*tips fedora*
>>323008049
>sucking the dicks of people who don't take showers
>>323008096
To be fair they did ban someone who tried showing his phone to the camera.
>>323008096
Both, I guess.
BAN
LAU
G
HT
ER
this fucking character looks so smug
Its creepy how much this guy sounds like Tim Gunn. No wonder he wanted to play a game where you play as a half naked oiled up Greek God.
>>323008090
>>323008109
>>323008119
>Implying Euros or Asians shower everyday
That's an American thing.
>>323007964
Lol sure
Escaped atlantins and went to Spain.
MINNER
AGDQ LITERALLY TRYING TO JUMP THE SHARK
Is this supposed to be an actual running animation or is he jumping repeatedly
>all these games that take longer to set up than they take to run
This fucking game
>MINNER
MINNER
>>323008057
>not wanting to fuck a she Plusle
what a fag
>>323008190
Make it work, anon.
NIGGER!
THEY DID BAN HIM
>>323008220
better than 3 hour shitfests
DAD BANNED
>hes gone
lol okay killing myself
Where did Pandora Pops go?
DS DAD IS ACTUALLY GONE
WHAT THE FUCK
>MINNER
YOU'RE MINNER
>>323008096
Because if they start letting people have fun here and there everyone will want to have fun, and thats just no good.
That nig got removed
>>323008191
Why would you not?
BANNED
I DONT SEE DOUBLE SCREEN DADDY
HELP IM SWEATING
RELEASE DAD
DSDAD CONFIRMED BANNED
OH COME ON THOSE MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC PIECES OF SHIT!
DS DAD RIP 2016 YOU WERE THE BEST OF US!
>>323008065
>almost
Look at the screen.
>>323008168
and why not, dat nigga got the right to be smug
who's ds dad and why did he get banned
wow they ACTUALLY removed Pandora Papa? Fuck this.
![[Coalgirls]_Hunter_X_Hunter_125_(1280x720_H.264_AAC)_[F49DE030].mkv_snapshot_08.53_[2015.05.05_01.42.27].png](https://i.imgur.com/2zF3WyB.jpg "[Coalgirls] Hunter X Hunter 125 (1280x720 H.264 AAC) [F49DE030].mkv snapshot 08.53 [2015.05.05 01.42.27]")
>removed from the venue
>OH SHIT I'M ON CAMERA BETTER GET OUT NOW
let's have a moment of silence for Pandora Dad
>>323008262
>better than
You should stop talking now.
Which of you fags did this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(console)
Fuck I'm late.
Are they still playing the Utsurun-desu game?
>pandora dad is gone
WOAH
DS DAD replaced by qt husbando
why did they remove him it was just spyro
>>323008265
hes in the back now
>>323008049
>why brush your teeth when you can just rip them out?
I'm legit sorry your parents mutilated you as a baby though.
>DS dad banned for being a pirate
>>323008310
no fun allowed. safe space only.
HOW DARE THAT PLEB SIT WHERE HE SAT
It looks like they just moved the camera a little.
>>323008327
fuck off kid
Who was DS dad? I was late
>>323008096
No one cares about the old games you play on pandora being pirated.
>>323008191
Japs were the first to shower/bathe every day as an average for most of the population.
he probably just went to bed, i wouldn't worry about it
>>323008310
RIP in peace sweet prince
DAD NOT FOUND
DAD NOT FOUND
DAD NOT FOUND
>DS Dad got bullied into leaving
Fuck this cunt of an event, so much bullshit these past few GDQ's
>>323008327
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DS PLAYER
PANDORA OTOUSAAAAAAAN
they actually banned him. holy fuck what a bunch of nazi no fun beta pieces of shit
>>323008292
comfy died with him, fuck this gay earth
where did papa pandora go
You people probably caused this to him, you know.
Guys, he might've gone to sleep. It's like 4 AM right now.
![[Coalgirls]_Hunter_X_Hunter_116_(1280x720_H.264_AAC)_[F82B517A].mkv_snapshot_20.41_[2015.05.01_05.51.05].png](https://i.imgur.com/rTTuEYx.jpg "[Coalgirls] Hunter X Hunter 116 (1280x720 H.264 AAC) [F82B517A].mkv snapshot 20.41 [2015.05.01 05.51.05]")
>>323008348
ITS THE FUCKER ON THE RIGHT OF THAT ONE WEBM WITH THE GUY MAKING THAT FACE TO THE GIRL
>>323008372
Fuck you knitting girl
why do they always sit in that seat
there's like 150 seats there. Why choose the one away from everyone and in front of a camera
>>323008356
>foreskin is as important as teeth
>literally nobody left in the room
>scold pandora pops for doing what the donor and stream ask for, even though he disrupts nothing
>he leaves
what a pack of tremendous faggots
>>323008341
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora_(console)
probably you you unfunny queer
>TRENCHCOAT
We got an active shooter!
Someone should donate $5 calling out the banning of PandorDad
>caring this much about some nerd in the audience
>buttersbb staring at the camera
He's giving us the bad news silently.
>coat bro will never be your bf
>>323008340
not him, but you shitting me? that run was way better than something like Fire Emblem from sunday night. and if you didn't like it, it was over quick and didn't drag on for literal hours
DS Dad got ding dong bannu'd
>>323008435
We have a foreskin for a reason.
>>323008356
>Let's just say random shit
>>323008369
I never said Japs.
>>323008435
This. There is no use for foreskin.
>"thank you sir or .. m-m-ma'am?!"
BANNED WHEN?!?!??
>>323008445
They screen donations.
>>323008430
Narcissism
>>323008443
>>323008457
he's so fucking cute jesus christ
>>323008341
Ok good I'm not crazy.
TFW I WILL NEVER SEE TWO SCREEN STEP DADDY EVER AGAIN
; _ ;
>>323008430
it's the designated attention whore seat
>>323008435
eating mushed up food is like having sex with a mutilated dick, unsatisfying
>>323008310
They don't ban on first offense they punch a hole your badge and if you continue making a problem then they ban you. Unless Pandora Pop has been being a ruckus off camera he's not banned
>have like 3 people in your event
>kick one out because he was having fun in a no fun zone
GDQ would be kind of fun to go to just to mess with event staff. Imagine some limp dick nerd trying to tell you to leave.
I got banned for saying "Pandora Papa or I'm pulling my donations"
>>323008475
just like our wisdom teeth right
Dude looks like Cr1tikal
Crowd guy here. They asked him to move out of the camera view because he was being distracting.
Not banned, just relocated.
>>323008501
Not gay but he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal
>>323008475
And what is that? I am genuinely curious
>>323008513
have you done either of those you stupid faggot?
Escape from Atlantis was actually pretty gud. Funny commentary, entertainingly stupid game with a lot of variety, just long enough to be funny without being annoyingly long
>>323008485
>so lets just cut it off
>this music
>>323008435
It's about as important as fingernails,probably more, did you get those removed too?
>>323008530
>not having your wisdom teeth still
LOL
>>323008435
>keeps your plonker safe
>sex more pleasurable
>keeps him warm in winter
>pulls foreskin over head when you cum to catch it all as opposed to cumming in a towel or all over yourself like a filthy grot
Foreskin is good brah
>>323008534
Is he an ant?
>>323008485
>THERE IS NO USE FOR FORESKIN
>>323008536
distracted from what?
people looking at empty chairs instead?
>>323008536
distracting from what kek. that place is fucking empty, it's 4:30 AM
>>323008443
SEEK REVENGE FOR PAPA PANDORA
>>323008536
Proof nigger
oh shit it's snowfats
>>323008536
>sitting there playing his games until the audience asked him a question
>being distracting
>>323008536
Distracting to who? People that actually donated money because of him? What is this shit, would they prefer no one on camera?
Why the fuck do I care so much?
>>323008536
Tell daddy with a ds that's not really a ds to go back and sneak a wave to the camera if he really is still there
>>323008536
Prove it
We were lied to last time
>>323008536
yeah sure
>>323008536
Take a pic, fag.
Let's hope the hotline guy is giving some nice bantz.
>>323008556
>http://www.circumstitions.com/Functions.html
utsurun baka desu senpai
>>323008536
"We don't want another blueglass" stick in the asses in charge.
>>323008534
It's butters.
>>323008563
chill out, I didn't mean to make you mad
>>323008556
Prevents them from becoming permanently insensitive, damaged and dried out
>>323008475
What is this reason? All it does it trap bacteria and give it a nice warm moist place to breed.
>>323008530
We do have those for a reason. Modern dental hygiene has eliminated it, but there was a reason. Foreskin is pretty useless.
>>323008570
Why not? It also looks ridiculous.
>>323008610
Give me the reason then. It's hardly a needed piece of your body.
Someone donate like $5 and tell them you'll donate a thousand dollars to get pandora papa on the couch
Then never follow up
I didn't know they made a Umaru game for the NES.
>>323008641
he brought two different fancy jackets to GDQ? how hard is this guy trying to get laid?
>>323008601
>>sex more pleasurable
can't really tell much of a difference to be honest family
>>323008513
are male foreskins ribbed for her pleasure nowadays or something?
>>323008587
where did I say I was cut? and fingernails are important because other people see them everyday
>>323008641
HE JUST DISAPPEARS WHAT THE FUCK
Is this young Ron Swanson running the next game?
>DESU
>>323008704
>giving these jews more money
Fuck that. If they want to kill all the fun, they ain't getting a dime.
>>323008536
NO FUN ALLOWED NO DISTRACTIONS PAY ATTENTION
>>323008690
Offers much more pleasure for both partners.
>>323008536
Wow this event is truly NO FUN ALLOWED
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FAST IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUISNESS
>>323008493
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>323008485
>This. There is no use for foreskin.
>Preserving nerve endings on your peepee is not a use
Enjoy your shit sex, m8
>yfw you will never know what it's like to get tongued under the foreskin
nice new thread you guys made
Fuck yeah Utsudundesu
The manga is hilarious
>>323008710
>middle aged umaru
>actually has hamster whiskers
>>323008741
is me
>>323008710
fuck off animeonly faggot. proud reader since '87 here.
>>323008690
>Why not? It also looks ridiculous.
That's the best reason to do pointless surgery that has a slight chance of fatal complication I've ever heard!
>>323008356
>american
>raised in japan because military family
>be cut and all my friends are uncut
>resent my parents for mutilating me for no reason
>my sister is a hippy, vegan, spirit science retard who says medicine is bad and you should live naturally
>she has a son and mutilates him
>entire generations of men have been genitally mutilated because our country is owned by corporate kikes who do unnecessary medical procedures just to make more money
>hitler could have saved us but america had to ruin europe
Are we really going to argue about foreskin in an AGDQ thread
>tfw no foreskin
>tfw no real man
>tfw freak
Should probably kill myself at this point ;_;
>>323008741
PANDORA DAD
I hear lip smacking
>>323008526
>Imagine some limp dick nerd trying to tell you to leave
Pretty sure they have hired security. You know, with the big huge Jamal bouncers.
>>323008741
ds dad banished to no fun zone.
>>323008741
It's the designated Blueglass zone.
>>323008741
The speed runner we need, but not the one we deserve.
He bides his time waiting to save us all from the damnation
>>323008690
breh you're in denial. stop making fellow cutfags look bad. if you do it to your kid you're human garbage
>>323008779
make it yourself
>>323008804
There have been arguments over less
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
runner could be a german porn star if he just lost some weight
OH SHIT CAVEMAN ON THE COUCH
>>323008686
No only does that look sketchy, I've never heard of any circumcised man complain that losing his dickskin made him unable to have fun during sex.
>>323008753
Debatable. Explain how that smooth skin does shit for the girl when many times the foreskin goes back when your dick gets hard.
>>323008778
See above.
I already miss Ds Daddy.>you'll never be someone on stream that get's fawned over by people on an anonymous image board
CAVEMAN OUT OF NOWHERE
desu
I've seen like 2 pages of this and I already love it.
Stop arguing abut dick skins you literal faggots.
His voice sounds so nervous.
>>323008690
I know you really need to justify genital mutilation, because it's not like your dick will magically heal itself if you admit that you are wrong on every account, but at least promise me that you won't do the same to your son to feel better about your own dried up knob, assuming you'll ever have children.
runner so nervous, handling it well tho..
>>323008690
>Give me the reason then
It's not some fucking lost secret. That information is readily available online. You're just utterly in denial so you won't look it up because it'll shatter your fragile view on that particular matter.
>>323008804
>>323008912
this, let's lolipost instead
>>323008871
ITS HIM
>>323008912
>schlomo gets called out
>c-change the subject please!
IS THAT FUCKING CAVEMANDCJ
>>323008804
Lets please end it with this thread.
>>323007859
Wish I was in fap mode right now, her body is absolutely delicious
>Obscure nip game
>Caveman shows up
NOT SURPRISED
>>323008732
Are you retarded?
>>323008948
>>323008935
He's actually kinda qt when nervous
>>323008880
It often provides a nice way for the motion of the penis in the bagina, while for the man a more considerable pleasure is found with the thousands of nerves essential to sexual pleasure in the foreskin.
CAVEMAN
i fucking love this game desu
>>323008880
less is less than more
our guy is on the couch
yaranaika?
NEW THREAD NEEDED NIGNOGS
>>323009010
dude billions of nerves lmao
Oh shit he's back
>>323008983
women dont notice your goddamn foreskin. it's barely even there when erect, unless you have a massive mutated cock sleeve
I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING
>>323008880
rub the back of your hand
then rub the palm of your hand
that's the difference
>B-B-BUT IT SERVES NO PURPOSE!!!!
>>323009061
new thread
>>323008981
is that noir
>>323009094
>women dont notice your goddamn foreskin. it's barely even there when erect, unless you have a massive mutated cock sleeve
spoken like a man with a cut dick
>>323008880
> I've never heard of any circumcised man complain that losing his dickskin made him unable to have fun during sex.
Because you remember what it was like for those 3 days after you were born?
Get off it dude. I'm circumcised too. Its not the end of the world, but it does suck, and it is a completely pointless and cruel medical procedure that has no place unless its necessary.
>>323008792
>slight chance of fatal complication
kek.
>>323008810
Only if you're a jackass.
>>323008848
What denial? I've never had issues with sex.
>>323008936
Why would I curse my child to a nasty looking dick that is more likely to get an infection?
>>323008949
So, no reason?
>>323008965
Two different people you mongloid.
>>323009010
That's the best argument for it in this thread, but it's still debatable.
>>323009031
Ok?
>>323009108
Ok. Nice comparison.
>>323009064
oy very the 6 billion, cut the skin!
>>323009094
>tfw massive mutated cock sleeve
feels bad, i probably need surgery or something but i cant be arsed
>>323009121
Noir wishes he was half as attractive as Caveman
>11 FLOORS
>>323009147
Embarrassing.
>>323009138
you've fallen for the foreskin meme
it's about an unimportant as having black hair vs blonde hair, something that doesn't fucking matter at all yet 4chan blows it out of proportion
BANNED
>>323008730
What? Are you saying you lost your virginity and then proceeded to get your dick mutilated afterwards for no reason? Are you Jewish and just lost your virginity at a very young age?
>>323009147
holy fuck dude let it go
PENIS
>trying to argue with the merchants
you can't win
entire nations have fallen
>>323009135
He's right. Just look at any mans dick in mexi, euro or jap porn. The dick is mainly noticeable when unerect.
>>323009138
Not every gets cut that early you jackass. It isn't bad at all and you're the only cut person I know who bitches about it being bad.
>>323009094
I was more calling you retarded for suggesting that fingernails are a fashion item although I also have to say the ribbed comment was also pretty shockingly stupid in itself
>>323009252
>its not a necessary body part
>so lets just chop it off against your will lol!
Please reconsider your thinking.
>>323009241
I agree that you are.
>>323009281
Why aren't you? If people are still willing to talk then so am I.
>>323009359
He's saying that having it is as pointless as having black hair. It does very little if anything for you. He neglects that it's more bad than good though.
>>323009359
I got my tonsils removed when I was a dumb kid and didn't know any better
I don't regret it at all, have never gotten strep
>>323009295
Because people are obviously not going to readily admit that their dick is fucked up, especially when there's the easy defence that everyone else does it in their country so they can pretend it's normal
Men are very sensitive about their dicks as you know, people with 3 inch dicks go 'size doesn't matter!' too, it's the same shit
>>323009431
>He's saying that having it is as pointless as having black hair. It does very little if anything for you. He neglects that it's more bad than good though.
A better comparison would be that a kid was born with black hair and parents didn't like that so they removed all their hair follicles.
You can try and slide it by however you want kike, but at the end of the day you are performing mutilating surgeries on people against their wills that have no medical purpose.
>>323009498
>didn't fall for the dumb meme which is usually bait
>i-it's because th-they don't want to admit it!!
fuck off
>>323009094
>>323009295
The foreskin has nothing to do with HER pleasure, it has to do with yours. The foreskin is nearly as sensitive as the glans. Cutfags will never know how great it feels when a woman slides her tongue into your foreskin.
>>323009445
This. I also don't have to worry about the same infection the uncutfags do.
>>323009498
It isn't fucked up. It looks like it does when erect and is easier to keep safe.
>one anon mentions cut
>this argument happens again
never gets old
>>323009569
>that have no medical purpose.
Sure. Just keep telling yourself that.
>>323009594
It isn't even required for your pleasure. Cutfags who got it as an adult prove this.
>same old cut vs uncut bullshit
>still no new thread
>no lolis either
you guys are gay
>>323009597
You cut the skin off a body part for no reason in a way that can never heal
It's fucked up
>>323009594
>doujin/manga that feature this
>>323009674
this tbhqwyf
>>323009678
You shit up threads with your shitty bait and the thread will never heal
It's fucked up
>>323009674
See >>323009118
>>323009678
That makes sense in your mind, but it doesn't make since in reality. There is nothing fucked up about it.
>>323009673
Its not required in the same way that you don't require two eyes to see.
>>323009750
>cutfag gets btfo by half the thread
>s-s-stop derailing the thread!
Classic
>Caveman gets left out
>>323009843
uncutfags are literally /pol/ tier in their ability to randomly shove their bait garbage into completely unrelated threads
shoo
>>323008310
What happened?
good one senpai
>>323009919
He craves not such trivialities.
>>323009830
>That makes sense in your mind, but it doesn't make since in reality. There is nothing fucked up about it.
the irony is off the the fucking charts
>>323009925
Both sides are equally annoying, fuck off cutfag
>>323009830
Ok man, you just cut the skin off whatever body part you like, I'm sure it's completely normal and I just have this weird idea that permanently damaging yourself for no reason is bad, just don't do it to unconsenting infants
>tfw people who are cut have to defend themselves because they never had the choice to be uncut cause their parents ruined them at birth
>tfw uncut people who grew up can get cut whenever they want if they choose
not having a choice is truly awful, I feel for you bros
>Saitama is a bidding war filename for Super Punch Out
>>323010059
final nail in the coffin for it being a reddit meme show tb.h fa.m
>>323010059
I don't get why you can't win any of em in one punch
>>323010002
cutfags don't go >uncut dick whenever a cut dick is even given a single frame of viewing time
Look at all these wannabe attention whores crowding around the camera now
>>323008641
This girl looks like she's about to shit herself.
>>323010153
Because they inevitably get fucking destroyed if they do because they're trying to make fun of someone for having a normal unmutilated body
>>323010153
that's literally how this entire thing started
>>323009839
Not even close. It doesn't provide any extra pleasure during sex. Not for her or you.
>>323009996
I'm sure.
>>323010003
It isn't really damaging though. It's exactly like a tat or a piecing. It does nothing to damage your body.
I will do it to infants though since it causes people to sperg out so much.
>>323010135
>>323010148
I'm suddenly amused by the prospect of a bald hack for Super Punch Out.
>>323010315
Ok bro go quickly read the wiki page for nerves and come back
I'd maybe brush up on what damage means too
>>323010284
Actually it was started by an uncutfag.
Segafags are finally getting their shitty system.
>>323010408
I did. I've also read the studies that prove having a cut dick does no less for your pleasure than an uncut one does.
>>323010284
it started with some faggot going >cut dick
once again uncutfags pull shit out of their ass
I'm cut and my gf is uncut.
Dicks are dicks desu.
>>323010253
>about to
>>323010473
Wow, did those studies prove that friction and nerve endings don't affect sex? Very impressive. I'm sure it was one of Israel's finest.
>>323010507
>my gf is uncut
woo wee
>>323010602
It's only ok to mutilate male babies
>>323010582
>If they don't agree with me it's because they're jews
