Is there any video game character that could defeat this man without hurting the babies?
someone who can cast petrification.
ayy lmao
also anything psychic
One Punch Man
kirby
>>322828508
Spiderman
>>322828508
source?
>>322829650
I think it's Punisher, and he hangs him.
>>322829619
You want the babies alive, anon
>>322829619
>kratos
>not killing children
>>322828508
inb4 someone posts the bullshit from the actual comic that would have definitely hurt or killed at least some of the babies
it doesn't count
This man would save the day no problem.
>>322828508
cutscene Dante would probably pull off some bullshit like throwing him in the air and catching all the babies before they hit the ground while laughing like a goofball
anyone with psychic powers would probably do the trick though
>>322829619
>Hits man so hard that babies go flying in every direction for an unknown distance
>Kratos swears revenge on the babies and their spirits for making him fail the challenge of leaving them unharmed
>>322828508
Where's the Undertale edit?
[Speech 100] You're an abomination, kill yourself.
>Banish every baby
>they drop safely to the floor
>eviscerate criminal
Surely someone there's someone who can control minds or take over his body somehow
>>322828660
That's funny, psi XCOM operative was exactly what i was thinking as I read OP image
>>322830962
[Intelligence] So you fight the good fight with your baby-covered suit.
>>322828508
Baldur's Gate 2 mage with time stop
>>322828508
Oh come on. It's as simple as a headshot.
>>322831353
falls down, babies go squish
>>322829979
Didn't he hang the guy?
>>322828508
>>322830301
>splatter babies with red paint
>splatter dude with blue paint
>kick back and enjoy the show and a cold one
>>322831158
I first i thought that option was being sarcastic.
like yeah "fighting the good fight" with your voice , as in not doing shit and being in a safe spot.
Little did i know that people are fucking retarded.
>>322831353
Babies do not generally react well to a 200 man falling on them
Use a rope from the window on the roof then hang him.
>>322828508
What comic?
>>322831691
DOUBLE YOUR GUN
DOUBLE YOUR FUN
Penn_Jillette_snaps.jpg
Sniper shoots his left hand, leaving him unarmed. Operatives rush him and restrain him.
anyone from a bethesda game with max sneak
>>322831353
But then he falls on the babies killing them.
>>322828508
I'll just buy the damn babies off of him.
I can always just put them back on the market and turn a profit.
>>322828508
Babies are not paper or feathers, they have considerable weight, that guy would have at least 20 kg weighting him down, not mention being unable to escape through the window or some shit like that. Theres nothing he can do to escape that wont give the punisher an oportunity to blow his head off.
>>322828508
>Early Sundowner concept art
>>322832262
>"Jamal, honey. Can you take the picture for us?"
>"But i wanna be in the picture"
>"I insist. This is going on social media so make sure you get our good side".
>>322832262
>he can't move around with an extra 20 kg
>>322829979
>>322831431
in after
Bulbasaur
Spiderman
Ada Wong
Just Cause guy
Basically anyone who has access to something that could suspend you in the air/prevent you from falling after death.
>>322832591
why didn't the person taking the last picture just take it again the same way
>>322828508
Thanks for the extra points, sucker!
>>322832591
You don't need a separate person o take a picture anymore anon
I think anon was implying a different thing with that picture
>>322832726
Yeah cause a person in that situation TOTALLY wouldn't start thrashing and flailing around violently at all
>>322832262
>she dyed her hair red
pottery
>>322828508
Easy.
>>322832726
That's stupid. Hanging is only immediately fatal if it snaps your neck. He'd just suffocate for more than a minute, doing untold damage to the babbies.
A Fallout character with 100 Speech
Fallout 4 man could do it
>>322832262
That's his babby on the far right though
>>322832262
pfffttt...dude could not even last three years.
>>322833762
>using kids as human shields like that
Literally Hamas tier.
>>322833762
Did Cap just hide behind children?
>>322834009
haha
>>322833985
>>322834048
only if Cap intentionally chose that place to fight
>>322834048
technically he hid in front of them.
>>322831601
Noone reacts well to 200 men falling upon them
>>322834048
>>322834160
>>322834330
It's Ultimate Cap. He plays a bit dirtier
>>322834515
OP does
>>322833803
>>322833163
He turned into a babby?
>>322830380
>cutscene dante
>shoots him in the head
>uses Quicksilver to stop him from falling down and squashing a baby
>throws him into the air
>shoots off every one of the straps tying the babies to his body with perfect precision
>Quicksilvers again
>bounces off the walls and ceiling grabbing the slo-mo falling babies in his arms while doing flips and twirls and corkscrews and other circus acrobatics
>get Sub Zero/any MK character
>babality
>>322828508BULLSEYE
>>322828508
Just wait until the babies shit and drool all over him
>>322836506
Raiden fucked up when there was one child. How could he deal with ten?
>>322828508
Any of the characters who can stop time probably can.
Venom snake could probably sneak behind him and grab him from behind, the gently kill him and remove the babies while he holds they body with one hand.
Raiden and solid would give up, and Big Boss would just kill the guy
>>322837079
BB would never do that, those are perfectly good potential child soldiers.
>>322836879
Just give them cyborg limbs after that
>>322837612
Metal Gear Rising 2: Raiden and the cyborg babies.Works even as a sequel name to canon first Rising.
>>322832726
baby cranking dat soulja boy
>>322828508
Can't he be hanged?
>>322838518
Lol I chuckled that shit was so damn catchy even though it was retarded kinda miss highschool.
>>322828670
>no more man
>no more babies
>no more hostages
>the apartment/house/whatever is gone
>problem=solved
You guys are so dumb.
Are you forgetting what the blade of evil's bane does?
And before you say "OH BUT WHAT IF ONE OF THE BABIES IS EVIL!" let me remind you that Link is also the possessor of the Mask of Truth which allows you to read the hearts and mind of people and small animals.
>>322841803
The Master Sword doesn't have anything keeping it from hurting non evil things just because it hurts evil things more, you know
>>322831835
>recoils in pain
>takes a knee
>baby under the knee
>>322833803
the implication is that everyone else is still married and she has a future poverty stricken child with no daddy in the picture
>>322828508
Jace the planeswalker from one of the mtg games.
Unless mind control isn't fair use in this scenario.
>>322833749
>Shoot man in head
>All bone and cartilage evaporates and he completely explodes into soft meaty bits
>Babies pause perfectly still in air before landing in the pile of his remains
>>322843503
>framerate halves from the babies colliding around
>>322843698
>the babies start spagghetifying and going completely apeshit
>>322843698
>gibbed baby bodes semi colliding with the ground and are bethesda flopping
>>322828508
The Dragonborn could encase him in ash with a shout which would leave him immobile and unharmed
>>322828508
Alex Mercer:
He'd use that underground tendril move and impale the man in the ass with a spike coming through his mouth.
The baby man would be suspended and the babies could be safely removed.
Like a fleshy christmas tree.
>>322844463
Great thinking anon.
But you forgot 2 things!:
1. Skyrim fucking sucks.
2. The babbys would sufficate from the ash.
Sonic could just run at him and put all the babies down safely on the floor and then knock him out.
>>322831557
you are stupid
>>322828508
Max level Kensai/Mage Bhaalspawn.
Or cleric.
Basically any spellcaster or thief could get them with hold person.
>>322845367
Hell, he doesn't even have to do all that. All he has to do is sneak up behind the guy, and shlorp him.
>>322845882
* You're stupid.
Think before you shitpost on an imageboard like a fucking mongoloid.
>>322832262
Best part is the girl in the middle looks better.
>>322838518
Topkek
