NOW: Half-Life 2 NEXT: Portal 2 LATER: Alien Swarm
>Friday Night
>Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
>coop 100%
>5:35:00
>five and a half motherfucking hours
WHY. WHY. WHY.
It starts at like 10 PM CST too, they couldn't save that shit for 2 AM?
Cool. Skipping.
>>322816624
NOW: little gay crossdresser boy who sucks dicks
LATER: he will go back to his hotel room and suck some dicks
>>322816624
Cool, we already have this exact thread up.
How do you want your run, senpai?
Should autists be culled?
fuck anime and fuck gays
Anime belong in the trash
HI
>CONSOLE COMMANDS
>savescumming
the only thing he's fast at is deleting saves LMAO
Did he just do that?
WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE SPEEDRUNNING IN MY SPEEDRUNNING EVENT
in b4 savescumming
fuck you newfags get out
These threads are faster than the actual speedruns in this year's piece of shit AGDQ
Daily reminder if you complain about cheats or saves you are a literal newfaggot who probably posts anime and cringe.
fucking cheater
He's a cute girl, but he's an ugly boy.
>>322816774
>saving what will no doubt be one of the most watched runs for after midnight
>>322816803
Literally everyone on /v/ is watching. The stream has 150,000 viewers not counting people watching via livestreamer.
This runner is pretty arbitrary
Vidya and rubix cubes.
SooooOOOoooo quirkyyy guis.
>savescumming
Why is this allowed in a run?
>>322816876
Past bump limit, YOU FUCKING RETARD KEK BITCH
SHOOT YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
>>322816843
Why are you so fixated with somebody else's degeneracy?
>>322816967
she's 18 right?
>loading pre-made saves
hhahahahahH
HAHAHAH
A
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You guys probably have not seen this picture.
>>322816953
yes
Is there ever going to be a runner of this game that doesn't suck absolute dick at it?
>>322816953
I don't like long hair or bitchy smartass personalities in my boys no
>>322817020
Why shouldn't it be allowed?
Reminder that taking a big tit girl and slapping a single animal quality onto them doesn't make them monster girls.
Fucking normalfag trash.
>>322816953
If he put on a dress, leggings, and makeup, sure.
This run is gay,
Even in a speedrun the boat level takes forever.
I want to fuck this guy while he "ironically" kisses me and asks me to fill his boyhole with cream
>>322817024
too easy :^)
>That retard giggling and moaning in the background
Why is this allowed
>>322816774
It's probably 100 %.
What's with all the kill the animals stuff? Is this some sort of GDQ maymay?
>>322816967
You motherfucker stole that from me DELETE THIS
>these loading screens
I thought the PC master race didn't have to deal with these?
What was that guys name who used to dress up like maria from touhou? I don't see him around anymore.
How did he cheat, I missed it
Savescumming is something most speedruns allow though, if anything not having time start until the G-Man opening cutscene ended was bullshit
I'm getting kickboat flashbacks
>>322817075
Not bad.
>>322817137
No. Fuck off.
>Alien swarm
Anybody played this and what you think, i have never heard of this
>>322817020
source engine game
>>322817137
DELETE THIS
IT'S FASTER TO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>322816953
I don't know if I'd have it in me to try, but even Noir makes me question my sexuality. Dunno bout you guys, but I might be a little gat
>>322816914
he's doing this to skip past cutscenes and certain triggers.
>>322816998
still not going to finish til 3 am. if they'd start it at 4 AM, people would be up to see it complete at 9:30 AM
>>322817137
depends, who is this semen demon?
>loading pre-made saves in a speedrun
>>322816774
>coop 100%
What? they switch or something?
>YEAH THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY HARD I JUST MADE IT LOOK EASY
>>322817192
JUST
>>322817137
yes plz
>>322817173
>if anything not having time start until the G-Man opening cutscene ended was bullshit
Timing in lots of games starts once you gain actual control.
>>322817137
No fuck off.
>nyaa
what did he mean by this?
>>322817137
Someone get this cow outta here
>>322817070
What does it matter?
>>322817137
>nonwhite
absolutely not
>>322817115
Not as gay as the last one.
>>322817160
you never gave source you colossal turd, you don't deserve a gif that cute
>>322817031
why not? it's interesting. we can all watch and wonder when he'll go full tranny like Narcissist did
LETS JUST LOAD A SAVE RIGHT BEFORE KILLING BREEN
>>322817167
It's a Valve game, it sucks major balls technically.
>speedrunning a saved game
HALF-LIFE... FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
I need to know whether his ass is round or bony. I suspect its the latter which would be disappointing.
>>322817173
Whenever he goes low HP, he just does some load trick to get full HP apparently.
>is a trap
>also joined ISIS
>>322817220
>>322817297
>mommy mommy he's CHEATING! HE'S SAVESCUMMING! PREMADE SAVES!!! MOOOMMYY!!!
>>322817192
KEK
YOU CANT DELETE THIS
>GDQ threads goes to shit once it hits 3 pm PST
s m h
>>322817192
This just screams 'I was sexually abused as a child'
>i dont know how that works
is he fucking dull
>>322817136
People like you should not be considered part of the human race
>>322817242
FUCK
>good run
>shit runner though
God dammit. We need coolkid
>>322817137
>>322817280
That was just ironic gay
>>322817137
>girl
FUCK
OFF
UGLY
SKANK
Why doesn't he just load a save to the end of the game???????
>>322816774
>CST
So nothing of importance was lost
my girlfriend wendy snutz just beat cancer lets kick cancers butt
could that get though
>>322817290
It's some bitch from Teens React you newfag!
>>322817360
jesus they're gross
EPIC csgo memes coming from this guy.
Simply epic.
>alright guys, so basically my strategy here is loading a save from the 'credits' chapter of the game
dis some bullshit. he aint evne a cute trap. dis some false advertising /v/.recommendations for cute traps?
This kid is bad at being gay AND at speedrunning HL2. Jesus. I'm personally offended.
102nd for anime
>>322817384
>>322817384
this t bh
>>322817172
He was banished to the Shadow Realm alongside all Touhou related material.
>>322817329
Cute as fuck desu.
>literally entered air_accelerate bullshit before the game started to make all these tricks possible
>somehow using noclip is a step too far
I fucking hate these retarded runs.
>>322817360
>that fat belly
no wonder she covered it up with her arm in the first pic
disgusting
>>322817192
Nigga needs more meat if he wants to bear my children
>>322817338
I can't even begin to imagine why anybody would defend this.
>>322817360
Fuck off slag.
>loading savegames during a speedrun
I understand savescumming for long games just to be safe but pre-prepared savegames? that's a fuckign new low man
Bunnyhopping is not that hard, by the way
REMINDER that for some reason Neo-/v/ thinks:
>Speedrunning = skillfully completing a game with no screw-ups or cheating with glitches and bugs
When all speedrunning is to complete a game as humanely fast as possible with any means allowed by the game itself.
>hurr durr why is he savescumming?
How fucking new?
B T F O
T
F
O
>faggots not liking revolver
what are you? fucking gay?
revolver ftw, get cucked nerds
>>322817137
wtf are those two tumours on her chest
Also, here's a screenshot of him just after finished having his hair straightened (by CloakedYoshi's now-ex-girlfriend). Complete with portion of chat from stream.
>boy
NO YOU ARENT
>Awesome Games Done Quick
>Awesome Games
>AWESOME
> Half Life 2
They should rename it to Mediocre Games then.
he has qt eyebrows 2bh
>>322816774
>CST
Who cares about some third world timezone?
Little boy confirmed
>>322817421
eighteens react, r-right?
>>322817430
He's using a glitch called save deleting. He isn't actually using premade saves, he's exploiting a glitch in the way they work to respawn the airboat.
>Noir makes out with you
>somehow gets you into bed and you end up fucking
>you're about to cum and he wraps his legs around you saying "INSIDE! I'll hate you if you don't cream me up"
what do
>just a little boy
ayy fucking lmao
>>322817465
>>322817487
>>322817478
>>322817530
More tears please. Cringepost while you're at it you butthurt autists.
>>322817360
>fat
Should've kept to the angles that only showed your tits
>>322817220
thats not how save deletion works
I had no clue so many of you were disgusting degenrate faggots
>>322817421
>expecting us to know about youtube e-celeb trash
>>322817379
That was full blown faggotry, it was a solid 9/10.
This run is about 4/10, would be an 8 if Noir was wearing girl clothes.
>>322817329
just want to know for research reasons how old was he in this pic?
>>322817537
>eyebrowposting
femanon confirmed
please be in cleveland
>People defending a literal cheater
Take your fucking hugbox back to reddit
so hey guys haha in this next trick i'll use this nice load save method to load the end of the game hahah
hope u enjoyed this run guys haha
>100 posts in 6 minutes
>at least 25 people posted twice
Can we just pin one of these, serious?
Also, I am curious to see how Portal 2 goes down.
>>322817573
Less of this
>>322817329
More of this
>I'm just a little boy sometimes I get spooked
>literally starting ERP on a run at AGDQ
Banned as fuck.
>>322817573
969696
>>322817360
I'm okay with fat bellies. NOT VIDEO GAMES THOUGH.
This run is making me want to feel asleep
>>322816624
reminder this runner chose the couch, he chose his friends and dick riders instead of knowledgeable people about the game
his failure to bring someone who could help with commentator is entirely his own and he should not be given pity for his floundering
also
>savescumming because he dies like a scrub
>>322817360
Iron those wrinkles out lmao
>>322817573
What the fuck is this /b/tard doing?
>d-dead bodies. This game is too dark.
>Zombies too spooky.
>Revolvers trigger my audience.
>Gunship makes me sad and angry.
Everything triggers this fagcunt.
Except the gunship fight was fun you fucker.
OK, this isn't the same run now, cut off the timer.
>speedrunning a game you've never played normally
holy shit
>>322817573
Becky?
This is actually a pretty good run.
little boy Kreygasm
this speedrun is triggering me, I can't take it anymore
>new game
>press ~
>load credits
I'm a speedrunner.
I see fans of speedrunning are also humongous fucking textbook faggots.
>no laughs at hotbox
I missed it, is he loading saves created before the start of the run? Cause if they weren't made during the run there's no way that's not cheating.
>>322817565
16+ several years ago.
>>322817606
That shit was posted on /v/ a few years ago regularly.
>>322817326
What? He uses save deletion to skip certain segments and reloads his quicksaves whenever he dies/fails an important trick.
>>322817573
696969
I wish I could ravage Noir's boipussy right now
>I'm just a little boy, I get scared sometimes
fucking adorable
>>322817206
It was fun but totally unsupported and died a sad whimpering death. I hope the run will be interesting though, as theres diving to evade stuff, events, and parasites that will just plain kill you if you dont get them first or get a big heal from a medic player.
>>322817727
This
>>322817137
jizz
>>322817618
>getting triggered
go reeeee back to tumblr frogposter
>>322817360
>>322817573
Disgusting. Please stop.
>>322817573
DISGUSTING
FUCK OFF
>>322817676
If I was running something I'd just say "I want Blueglass, peaches_, CavemanDCJ and Blechy on my couch"
greetings from germany!
>>322817620
>>322817676
>>322817727
>>322817726
>>322817757
>>322817763
>>322817759
You can go back to Reddit anytime.
>We're going to give mossman our wood
Banned.
>>322817573
*cringe*
>>322816774
wtf, oh man oh boy, oh yeah wait, i'm going to punk show, I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHOA
god bless im also music faggot and not only a videogams faget
W O O D
O
O
D
>>322817727
That's pretty common
COMEDY GENIUS
Ban him and his sexual humor AT ONCE
DUDE
Good to see a runner actually be entertaining, I like this chick
TOO BAD SHE'S BANNED NEXT YEAR
>>322817610
18, it's from sgdq, he's just grown a lot since then
>take my wood
>ugh, such a prude
Lynch mob is getting their ropes.
>These RAEPY ""wood"" jokes
HOW BANNED LADS?
IS NOIR OUR BOY?
>>322817329
BANNED
B
A
N
N
E
D
ULTRA BANNED
BAN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT HOLY SHIT
>let's just load this save where I have full health
THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY HASN'T THIS KID BEEN THROWN OUT YET?
>>322817761
hello?
>take my wood
BANNED
>speedrunner has never played the game normally
nothing fucking triggers me more than this shit
TRIGGERED
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>No one registers him inhaling the whole hotbox
guys I thought lolweedxD
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
This guy does not even realise how banned he is
>take my wood
This guy will be permanently banned from GDQ
>Mossman running away from his wood
lewd
BANNED
BANNED
>IN THE MOOD FOR SOME WOOD NOW?
HOLY FUCK
KICKED OUT WHEN?
>>322817761
GIGA
FUCKING
BANNED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
He's an unperson now
There is no HL2 run
>>322817761
cancer
>Take my wood
BANNED
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
CONFIRMED FOR BANNED
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CAREER KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>WOOD
TRIGGERED, KICK THAT SEXIST SCUM OUT OF HERE
BAN THIS SICK PERVERT
BANNED FOR LIFE
>>322817757
kek
i'm losing it
>give me my wood back
Kek
>Take my wood
>Such a prude
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
JUST STOP
HHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS GUY JUST UN JUSTED HIMSELF
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
>>322817891
but he has
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
>>322817763
No.
BYE NOIR IT WAS NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US
/a/, /b/ and /pol/: the thread
Fuck video games.
>>322817676
>HL2 runners of america
90% of them must be those 3 dudes
Inb4 the run gets killed because of SJWs will get offended by these jokes.
VIRTUAL RAPE
ESCORT THIS MAN FROM THE PREMISES
I'VE BEEN TRIGGERED
TRIPLE BANNED
im laughing at the situation
Alright, I like this guy
#girlwood
FUCKING BANNED
NO FUN ALOUD
ALERT SECURITY
>>322817325
Someone must have a photo that alludes to this.
>LITERALLY USING TRIGGER WORDS
BANNED CONFIRMED
TRIGGER WARNING FOR WOOD
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANED
PROBLEMATIC
fucking hell its like twitch chat in here
Is he going to be xdressing at ALL this event? Or is this fucker just here to tease us?
>>322817761
holy shit please kill yourself
Who's the guy on the couch?
SO, in a scale from 0 to Chibi...
How banned is this guy?
I dont know about you /v/, but I really like that guy.
>This dude will now be banned
>ALL THIS WOOD
BYE KID
IS NOIR OUR BOY
>I hadn't played this game until a short while ago, but I've been speedrunning it for a long time
>Savescum
>Use glitches/exploits
What the fuck is wrong with speedrunners?
THIS GUYS GONNA GET FUCKING BANNED FROM ALL GDQ EVENTS
NO INNUENDOS ALLOWED
>>322817979
he literally said he didn't know about the helicopter fight until a few weeks ago
>retards laughing in the background
were they paid to do this?
>take my wood
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>this thread
CRINGE HIGHLIGHTS CONFIRMED
>>322817816
>tagging me for saying the people in this thread are gay for wanting more traps
Enjoy your (you), nerd.
BANED
This is the first legitimate laugh so far
fuck he's back to cubing already
