AGDQ 2016 - OVER-ESTIMATE EDITION
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NOW: Axiom Verge
NEXT: Hotline Miami
THEN: Iji
1st for fuck anime
Anime belong in the trash.
1st fo choke
Feeling sorry for developers desu senpai
top3 for 3d>2d
Reminder to refrain from posting anime
>PC
pls tell me he is playing on some sort of controller
>>322728285
>tfw thought he was gonna give up
posting to watch thread
3D girls are best girls
>3am and still going strong
where my REAL NIGGAS at?
Reminder to /a/.
>there are people ITT who's watching this shitshow instead of jerking off to little anime girls and cartoon animals
>>322728402
Based
>>322728395
Not based
this games music sucks ass
sounds like they gave a synth to a 3 year old
>this run
>>322728285
>G-VIRUS YOU'VE IMPROVED SO MUCH
wow so sad how they need to keep him on suicide watch
>offer to help commentate your game being speedrun
>runner chokes
I feel bad for the poor dev
I just feel bad.
It sucks to get to the point where you are just mad at yourself and your friends for trying to make you feel better
OH REALLY?
OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED!
>>322728442
Really thought he might ask someone to take over
>>322728481
*raises paw*
Here! woof!
Save the animals!
Holy shit all I hear is him gasping for breath
>>322728510
why not both
somebody reply when HM run starts please
oops
he must be so sweaty, would not sit on chair after him t b h
Reminder that Caveman and Big Jon got rejected from AGDQ so some autist with shit taste could get a record in a game only he plays.
>Big Jon
>>322728440
He is
it seems redundant why not just play on ps4 but what do i care
Is anime over yet?
>>322728576
This is almost as bad as that swedish dude showing his presenting his yarn game at E3
who /big guy/ here?
This idiot is tanking way too much damage for the sake of speed, and it's blatantly cost him the run already
Alright for all of you making fun of him for "Choking" you can fuck right off. This game is way harder when you speedrun it for starters.
Secondly it takes a lot of balls to stream in front of thousands of people LIVE nontheless.
I doubt any of you losers would even have the courage to do what he's doing, so instead of making fun of him why not support him.
Very rude.
He's beathing so heavily
WHEN IS JAK 3 EDGEMASTER
>>322728685
what games is he couching for?
>>322728685
this nigga's chest is going to explode
>>322728705
If he's not good enough he shouldn't be there
>>322728285
who /justfuckingwaitingforhotlinemiami/ here
the infinite jump combo is tricky but it isn't speedrunner-tier, its a thing everyone probably learned by the time they finished the game
super metroids wall jump combo is a lot harder
How long till this indieshit block is over?
>>322728635
At least Jon will be couching for a few runs. Hopefully everyone shuts the fuck up and just lets him commentate, since he's the funniest guy there.
how much longer until bloodborne? don't know if I can make it
This game looksfun
>>322728685
it's like there's a small person hugging his biceps under that shirt
>>322728481
salut ami
>>322728770
Only 6 more hours to go.
>>322728802
It's one of the last runs of the event
>>322728802
LIKE FUCKING DAYS DUDE
oops caps
>>322728802
only 5 days
>>322728834
Fucking hell
>>322728802
wtf are you talking about, that's saturday at like 5pm
>>322728705
GVirus please
>>322728809
Yeah this run kinda makes me regret not giving it a chance.
>>322728848
>LIKE FUCKING DAYS DUDE
>oops caps
Kill yourself.
>>322728767
Awesome Games Done Quickly? More like Games Not Done Quickly Enough.
>>322728635
What game is that?
>>322728885
>>322728802
>Tfw you're waiting for Bloodborne too
Can't wait for more Japan Studio games to be run
I hope people pick up both Gravity Rush 1 and 2 - there are some really impressive Japanese players for the original on Vita already
how many hardest rooms in the game does this game have
lmao
mercy kill this shit for the love of god
>choking again
>>322728983
thanks based reddit spy
this is sad
>>322728741
From his twitter: "AGDQ Couches for me; X1, Mega Man 9, SMB1, SMB3 Kazo Mario and Battletoads"
![41725c8e91ec29a1a22d1a0c5ff925b0678acce3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2CuZM4I.jpg "41725c8e91ec29a1a22d1a0c5ff925b0678acce3[1]")
>>322728767
fuck yes nigga
>>322728976
>poor little blueglass
taking bets for how hard he's gonna choke on the final boss, which really is a bitch to fight
I'm thinkin 15 minutes at least
>>322728680
That swedish dude was moe as fuck.
is lvl 1 sephiroth posted to youtube yet?
>>322728976
man its really a miracle he is still alive with all his medical conditions
>>322728976
Dude on the right speaks way too much.
>running from a fight to grind health
speedrunning at its finest
OVER EST
O
V
E
R
E
S
T
>>322728919
No my good sir tis YOU who needs to commit suicide if I do say so myself.
>>322729073
No, he's gonna choke on the very last room before the boss, it's hell if you don't have enough health.
>>322728795
Man his twitter is chill as fuck. What a cool dude.
>>322729095
the french dudes uploaded most of the l4d2 run not too long ago. why not check yourself?
Is the runner having an asthma attack?
Will he be the first death on screen at a AGDQ ever?
>>322728705
>Courage
Lel
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
How bad was he choking? I missed it
>really generous estimate as usual for marathon runs (like +15% or something easily)
>still goes over estimate
CHOKE
>Dying in every room
is this a speed run tactic ?
At least we know the obstruction in his throat is why is breathing is so loud
>>322728919
what did i do im sorry
love me
please
AXIOM VERGE OF CHOKE
>>322729172
It's awful.
He dies like every 30 seconds
Less than 10 minutes left
Will he make it?
Just end it
>>322729172
he is still in the act of choking
FAMILY DIED TO CANCER KICK ITS BUTT HYPE
>>322729172
You can literally hear him grasping for air every second of the run.
>>322728285
I thought the mods forced these to /vg/ now or something?
G O I N G O V E R T I M E B O Y S
>>322728705
who's mom is this?
>>322729227
i honestly think half of those donations are just fishing for chat to spam emotes
Feel sorry for this dude, even the retards who played L4D2 made their estimate time and it was their first time playing the game.
>>322729227
Thought the same
>"I lost my entire family and friends to cancer, it was horrible. GET HYPE"
what the fuck
>>322729234
How about I force my huge penis into your boipussy
who let this fraud in?
>>322728919
desu I sometimes just say fuck it and roll with the caps because I'm not rewriting a fucking paragraph. Why the fuck don't computers have the ability to shift all highlighted text to caps/lowercase
Alright for all of you making fun of him for "Choking" you can fuck right off. This game is way harder when you speedrun it for starters.
Secondly it takes a lot of balls to stream in front of thousands of people LIVE nontheless.
I doubt any of you losers would even have the courage to do what he's doing, so instead of making fun of him why not support him.
Very rude.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ITS OVER
Chokerun!
IT HURTS TO WATCH.
GET THIS FUCKING GUY OFF
HE'S MAKING THE GAME LOOK SHIT
FUCKING KICK HIM OFF HE'S A SJW SYMPATHISER
>I tip my hat
lmao
>>322729172
He spent 10 minutes dying to one boss.
And now he's started choking again.
rip estimate
>>322729172
Started watching at the 35:00 min mark and so far he died like 8+ times.
*tips hat*
>Made up comments
just post anime
>>322729234
That's /srg/, this is /v/ where memes are to the extreme and no one knows what they're talking about, also anime and Drake.
>I tip my hat
me too, senpaitachi, me too
Bullies desu
HE JUST
KEEPS
ON FORGETTING
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN
>i tip my hat to gvirus
He ded.
>>322729348
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>322729348
Hi couch
Holy shit his heavy breathing is unbearable.
>>322728285
>tfw you have to pee but youre afraid the moment you leave you will miss them cancelling it or this guy having a heart attack/asthma attack
IS IT POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM NOT URINATING ANONS
I think the cancer "stories" are just an attemp to win the raffless via pity.
>aww this guy lost all his families to cancer, lets give him one of these prizes
>>322729348
maybe if you focused on the run instead of writing here you wouldn't die constantly
>For a normal person
>Casually this game
Where's my AGDQ 2016 cringe, /v/?
Youtube links would be lovely.
>>322729125
You were saying negro?
>>322729465
Yes.
>>322729465
yes your bladder will rupture and your eyeballs will fill with piss
>>322729420
nice riata
Reminder that the king of chokes title still goes to this guy right here.
https://youtu.be/m9yRpzVmBQI?t=27m23s
>>322729465
I didn't piss for 24 hours and didn't shit for 5 days once.
Real talk niggers: Is Blechy doing a run this year?
>>322729387
gotta fuck fast
best moment of agdq 2016 so far
Loving this lets play :)))
>>322729504
ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
>no Humble AGDQ '16 Bundle with Axiom Verge
>>322729465
you'll probably just pee your pants but you can also stop getting boners if you keep it up
>>322729465
>he isnt a diaperfag
I used to room with a guy who breathed like this. He wore headphones so I don't think he realized it, but it was obnoxiously loud.
>I tip my hat
madman
pity claps
>>322729570
When I turned off the stream
>>322729465
damn i remember saving this gif from commie's website when i was staying current with space dandy. what weeb shit is this from?
BOTCHED THE TIMER
He didn't go over at least, which is a plus
>Difficulty: Normal
>>322729504
fuck off memester
were talking vidya games here
worse choke than DMC4 Vergil?
>>322729423
/adgq/ is /srg/? Makes no sense m8
Post yfw the run is finally over
>>322729569
>>322729387
well time to look up genderbent sonic on sad panda
Anyone else see them stop the clock early, then restart it?
Either way, relieved he's under time
>>322729650
>died 10 times
They even paused for a couple of seconds at the end.
>>322729506
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS
>Even the timer choked
>death count: 10
>t-time *clears throat*
better on the final than I thought I guess
>difficulty: normal
HOLY SHIT
>>322729662
SIMPLY
>>322729650
I was about to post this
>>322728481
Right here nigga!
he sounds like he's about to start crying
>>322729519
oh god
>>322729541
OH GOD
>>322729691
I noticed that too they stopped it when he said "time will be in a few seconds"
>everyone is glad he didnt die
Just got home from work, anything good that I missed?
I hope they make less money than last time
GDQ cant keep growing forever
It needs to go back to being just nerds
I'm glad it's over. If only for the runner's sake.
>>322729678
>newfag the post
why are so many runs on easy/normal? What exactly is special about that?
Ok the guy choked but still got under estimate guys, we don't need to piss on his unconscious body lets just allow him to have his thing and hope for better days.
>>322729603
10 hours from now.
>>322729787
it's faster to run the game when the enemies don't have a shitload of health
>>322729662
nah, at least he was below his estimate
>>322729751
Just grab an empty bottle or something, for crying out loud.
>>322729770
get him a drink lmao
>>322729701
Don't most speedrunners at ADGQ go for easier difficulties, or was this supposed to be a Hard run
>>322729751
>Not using piss bottles
aww, I missed Fez.
>>322729741
if 80k people just watched you being bad at video games you'd probably suicide
>Turn on the stream
>Full page advertisement with commentary
When did they sell out?
>>322729701
>no damage boosts
>slow strats and don't give me that hurr runner bad shit
yay hard mode
>>322729787
It's easier if the enemies do less damage and have less HP
>>322729778
https://youtu.be/sv9ojcs3sDU
best thing to happen today
>>322729778
the runner for Axiom Verge choked pretty hardI hope he's alright
>hear tokyo attack
>mmm let me look it up
>oh shit dude what
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_subway_sarin_attack
>>322729787
Faster
Takes less skill
Less chance of a fuck up
Not rocket science anon, not like these meme loving fucks give a shit about their charity thing anymore. ADS AND SPONSORS GIVE THE DOLLARS.
H O T L I N E B O Y S
waiting for Cloudbilt 2bh
Has anything funny happened since it started?
>>322729781
Yeah this shit is getting crazy I don't want it to be on ESPN this summer and then Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah already.
>>322729840
gtfo Phil. No one likes you.
>>322729751
>Not having a nice maid to open her mouth for you to pee inside
Like its 2016 anon
>>322729787
Some games aren't more challenging (just take longer), as long as everyone speedrunning that game is doing it under the same conditions, it's fine
>Hotline Miami
gee, i wonder who's never seen that game before
>>322729465
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Death
if there's one thing I'm thankful for this year it's that there's no tinybuild commercials
well, at least that I know of
fuck tinybuild
>>322728285
>End of the run
>Couchbros come up and pat him on the back, huddling around him and smiling as they make small talk
I-Is that what it's like to have friends?
This pokemon music.
>>322729787
what do you think is faster, a game mode where all enemies are trivial or one where you could potentially die quickly at any time while also taking forever to kill enemies
>>322729770
I had the stream muted
I looked over and honestly thought he was having a heart attack and they were checking on him
>>322729787
Usually difficulties are categories themselves
yfw they read the donation from "Lipitor and Propecia"
>>322729865
eric m8
Where's Mike Uyama? Is he STILL sick? Is he dying?
>>322729923
oh god why did you remind me
>>322729787
It's quicker, or it facilitates a strat which allows things be done faster
Normally, that's why speedrunners do anything. At AGDQ, though, you'll see people taking slower strats on purpose because they're more marathon safe - I.e. if you fuck up, it doesn't lose multiple minutes
W E G O T A F U R R Y O N T H E C O U C H
FURRY ALERT
DEGENERACY
200th for racist agdq staff
Listening to fatties breathe is weird
>>322729639
Honestly anon I don't remember,my bf had me watch it with him and but he didn't make the gif I think
All this reminds me though I still havent brought my reaction image folder over to this new PC so I should do that or else im gonna miss REACTING to the next few days
>>322729918
I havent but then again I'm an animefriend
>PG stream that literally flips its shit over using the word fart
>playing a very gory m rated game
>furfag on couch
fucking degenerates
Did someone say anime?
I fucking hate these people.
>>322729938
It's great.
>>322729770
>"Man Is Aided By Male Nurses As He Recovers From A Terrible Stroke"
>>322730018
So weird man, what the fuck is their problem
>>322729936
start doing team sports lad, pats and high fives all day
>>322729903
Suck my dick
CHOKE ON IT
FURRIES
>>322730017
>>322730010
>>322730014
>>322730048
it's the TONY mask you idiot
why is that tiger wearing headphones below his ears
>>322730018
Fuck off cuck, no one cares
>>322729936
yes. even shitters and virgins can have friends, my friend.
Based autistic hotline miami fanbase bringing in the yiff
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gviruswastaken
TELL HIM HE CHOKED
GVIRUS
>>322730017
>>322730010
>>322730014
jesus christ it's just a tiger mask
calm your fucking tits
THE ANIME FLOOD HAS ARRIVED
>>322730037
fuck off roastie
>>322730093
this
>People think Zelda music is good
This will never be not funny
>>322728521
Well, you better hold onto your butts for Axiom's Vinyl then
it's going to be remixed by Dj's and stuff
WHO /TONY/ HERE
That's not a furry, that's just Tony.Tony fucking sucks in HM2
>>322729923
What the guy from penny arcade died??
Anime is my favorite meme
only reply if you got the whole week off to be comfy and watch speedruns
>>322730048
I'ma dog irl
>>322730056
I think someone said Anime.
>>322729982
this is just a paycheck for him, but he can't just tell people he doesn't want to show up and still take his 10%. so he claims to have had mono for like a year and a half.
should have said he had cancer, he'd probably get a ton of personal donations for his medical bills
>>322729227
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
>>322729982
The day he dies will be the day the GDQ events become great again.
![013df12a5c6dc65614ad83e960d40c83cd1d8bc1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XPkmTlR.jpg "013df12a5c6dc65614ad83e960d40c83cd1d8bc1[1]")
>>322730010
>>322730014
>>322730017
>>322730048
>they havent played Hotline Miami
>>322729639
I got you friend, Robot Girls Z
Why does he wear a mask?
>>322730017
>>322730048
>>322730092
>>322730010
>board that is literally known as /v/ur, has people in this thread wanking over sonic porn, and has a 400 post furry porn dump going on right now
>having ANY FUCKING RIGHT to bitch about furries
Stop
>nothing i care about is being run til the Metroid block
See you fags in about 12 hours
>>322730135
first play through i used don juan
i had fun
>PG stream
Confirmed for sellout to sponsors
anime
>>322730158
got my whole life off
>>322730148
>Pretending to be retarded.
Anon plz
>>322730135
Who doesn't?
Reminder that the next runner is from /srg/, our bros over from /vg/
anime
>hotmeme memeami
Wake me up after it's over
>>322728595
I got you family
>pokemon TCG music
TWO MINUTES
I'LL BEAT HOTLINE MIAMI IN TWO MINUTES
>>322730249
no fuck them
fuck /vg/ cancerous fucks
>>322730194
>400 post furry porn dump
where? is it sfur?
>>322730210
anime?
>>322730249
i don't trust /srg/ anymore
not after witwix
>>322730249
>our bros over from /vg/
>bros at /vg/
Speak for your fucking self
>these morons thinking this is a furfag
its an animal mask you dumbshits, have you even played hotline miami before?
please tell me this goddamn indian isn't still around and about to sit in front of based studio
Who /pardo/ here?
>>322730265
>he couldnt beat the Hospital level
Reminder Big Jon got harassed today because he was spotted to talking to a white girl earlier (i think her name was Olivia?)
>>322730298
you're so hardcore
>>322730265
>not Miameme
You fucked up
does that guy on the far left of the couch have downs?
>>322730238
being this comfy should be illegal
indian guy loves the spotlight a little too much, hopefully he goes to bed now
>>322730112
>284 hours in Axiom Verge
>Hasn't beaten it on hard difficulty once
>>322730358
Is that before or after the police station?
>>322730123
You should know better anon there is no arbys roast beef here, only boipussi
>>322730268
thx man
>>322730357
Thick skin, reporting in.
>>322730321
What did they do?
>"5 dollar donation from xXyiffysniffyXx, xe says, 'My pride (family) all died in the cancer battles. This donation goes to saving the animals, cuz you wouldnt kill a cute creature like me would you? ;_;'"
At least they're running the good Hotline Miami
>>322730158
I like animes
>>322730194
>>board that is literally known as /v/ur
By who? By you? Fuck you you're not wrong, but nobody calls it "/v/ur"
such a violent game for a pg-13 stream
>>322730314
>>322730210
the best thing ive ever drawn
Haven't watched any yet, any cringe or jokes yet?
Fucking hate these french fucks. SPEAK ENGLISH
TIME FOR BEST GAME
>Portal 2 co-op run tomorrow
mite b cool
>>322730302
Not spoon feeding your cancerous ass, newfam
>>322730504
Yeah tonnes
Time to get a grip
DELETE THIS
BEST GAME OST COMING THROUGH BOYS
>>322730493
I actually have seen people call it /v/ur
>he actually believes /v/ is majority furry
wew
lets take a moment to remember our boy duke bongwater who used to run this game. don't drink and drive, guys. seriously. i've lost too many friends to it.
>>322730573
You can't get a grip in this one. This is the good one
hello?
>hello?
>DELETE THIS
>helicopter jacket
gotta say I lol'd
WE /SYNTHWAVE/ NOW
>>322730504
You just missed a lard ass choking, stroking, and nearly dying on strem. It took the support of 3 faggots to wake him up
>>322730489
>balls
>on a reptile
his species is already extinct 2bh
Seriously am I the only person here who doesn't speak French?
>>322730613
DELETE THIS
>>322730503
>>322730314
nice anon
>dying before the run even starts
Can we get a preemptive run kill?
>>322730587
>it'll be ruined by commentator 'tism and donator 'tism
>>322728595
starting
>>322730358
I beat this memegame back in 2012, nerd
DUDE
80'S
LMAO
>>322730194
I'm pretty sure furries on /v/ are not the minority they can go yiff in hell
>>322730610
both are good games, even if 2's level design feels unfair.
>>322730598
It's majority tweens between the ages of 12 and 23
>>322730671
sure
So hyped for Hotline Miami.
finally an interesting game
>>322730656
Oui
>you're laughing? it wasn't funny
haah waaw
>>322730671
>I don't intend to die
oh boy
>"I don't plan on dying"
... we'll see.
>est is 30 minutes
>can just barely do under an hour
I wish I could be good
>they're all laughing together
>all I can feel is anger at them having fun
Holy shit is this what being a cynical loser is like
>>322730730
>I'm pretty sure furries on /v/ are not the minority
They are, anon.
No duke?
wow these jokes
these guys are bros
remind me of my friends
MEME B O Y S
DID ANYONE IN AUSTRALIA SEE THE CHRIS GAYLE DRAMA/CONTROVERSY?!
>>322730784
Yes.
Leave now before it's too late for you.
>tfw the hotline devs like 8ch over 4ch
What happened to Duke?
>>322730784
yeah, embrace it. its our only power.
"I actually run this game"
SEE THAT L4D2 RUNNERS, THEY PLAYED IN ADVANCE
>>322730801
fuck i >>322730730 meant majority. Gonna kill myself now.
THIS is a fucking speedrun
HAVE SOMe WALLpaPERS
is that duke in the mask?
is it true that this game is pure skill?
These guys seem pretty cool. Fuck you all calling Hotline Miami a meme game. This game was the fucking shit in 2012
>>322730801
except that has literally been debunked several times
This narcissism
Also this guy seems really no fun allowed
>YFW I PLAYED THE GAME OBTAINING HIGH SCORES USING A 360 PAD
this faggots are pretty based. they are the hero we deserve.
>More people watching this than velocity
this guy is so much better than memewater
>>322730827
that basketball guy?
>>322730854
not fat enough
>>322730503
Already saw it on google m8
>>322730827
Should have had a wank before doing the interview.
10k fine for it though
>>322730842
what is this l4d2 run what happened?
shit
this dude is actually good
>>322730838
Got fat
>>322730830
Really? How?
>>322730838
im watching my boi from home
>these memes
reminder these are the 4chin reps
>>322730864
is meme game supposed to be a bad thing? cause everything /v/ calls a meme game always ends up being pretty good
>>322730864
Everything is a meme. Just get comfortable. It's like "cuck" where it's used outside of it's intended meaning.
holy shit
theyre moving
SO FAST
>>322730869
Are you that guy who thinks posting strawpolls in furry threads is proof of something?
>>322728567
>>322728442
>>322728285
This sounds hillarious, which game was this that the runner fucked up? I wanna watch his breakdown
TRIGGERED
Feminist triggered
TRIGGERED
Fuck damn now this is a run.
Holy shit, I love this dude
i made strawberry milk but i put too much strawberry sauce in it what do i do
THESE GUYS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY
BUY DIS GAME
>>322730917
4 people found their way inside and tricked everyone into thinking they were speedrunners
man they're going full azorae with the /subscribe
>>322730932
how do you know they're from 4chin
WHELP GUESS WHO'S NOT GETTING INVITED TO NEXT AGDQ
>>322728285
>hotline miami, finally something good
>smug cunts commentating
>"hurr follow me on twitter, comment and subscribe XDDDD"
Either the game sucks or it has horrible personalities playing them. Why can't there always be the best of both worlds?
This is actually kinda' fun.
>meme jokes
>insider jokes
>rape jokes
Worst run since Axiom
MORE WALLPAPERS
>>322730941
axiom verge i think
>>322730941
Axiom Verge
>>322730917
let's play on easy mode
this guy is actually pretty funny
>>322730869
>furries are this delusional and think 20 IP threads that 404 with 60 posts of circlejerking is a majority
loling at your life
>>322730917
>3 dead 30 seconds on
>how do you resurrect in this game
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST RUN OF THE NIGHT BOYS
I left during the spaceship girl one what did I miss?
SAVAGE
Snowfats browses /srg/ btw
t. /srg/ memelord
This guy is obnoxious and his sarcastic remarks make his commentary worthless
How about you actually tell us about which parts are and aren't RNG? Are you controlling the weapon spawns like some people do in say RPGs with deliberate movements / timing?
We are now 25% through the game.
>turned up the audio for the explosion
i'm glad i stayed up
I'm glad I'm watching this.
This guy's got the yolks
>purposely deafening people with headphones
what a memer
>>322730939
Are you that guy who thinks posting strawpolls in 40k threads is proof of something?
this is pretty great
By far the best run/runner I have seen so far.
This run is pretty good.
this is actually good
i dont understand this feeling
>>322730962
add more milk
D E V I L I S H
This is fucking great.
NOW THIS IS VIDEO GAMES
Fucking ANNIHILATED
>>322730973
they're the /srg/ crew. should be pretty obvious from the way this guy talks
>Dat bomb
>Get good at the game
wew lad
>>322730892
>>322730910
CHRIS GAYLE THE CRICKETER
HE HIT ON A CHICK ON LIVE TV AND GOT REJECTED HE WAS A WESTERN INDIAN AND SHE WAS WHITE
>>322731034
Considering how fast he's going through these levels, there's no point in talking about them.
>>322731034
nys redditor
bants
>>322731057
I put in too much milk now.
What do?
>runner's brother talking shit
>runner talks shit back
bretty gud
>this runner is probably my favourite so far
>30 minutes
FUCK
>it's called get good at the game
i'm literally laughing out loud
>>322731049
>by far the best runner
Newfag detected.
>BEST RUNNERS
Blueglass
peaches_
Blechy
CavemanDCJ
KAN
GameJ06
MexicanRunner
>>322730941
He didn't really breakdown, his most notable reaction besides joking excuses, which were obviously jokes, was he got nonverbally frustrated until he killed that boss he was stuck on
>Is there some way to avoid being detected by the guards so fast?
>Yeah, uh, it's called, get good at the game?
Please I really hope this whole run is uploaded, fucking grade A run right here
GIT GUD
Best run so far
I don't give a shit, I'm having fun with this faggot.
>>322731118
>no witwix
>>322731045
What polls in 40k threads? What 40k threads? What are you talking about furminority?
>>322730949
wait what was said i had the stream muted
ahahaha
>can you turn the volume up?
Bruh...
>thats neverhappened befored
A M A Z I N G
M
A
Z
I
N
G
This guy's good as fuck at the game.
Skill and fun commentary.
>>322731034
>How about you actually tell us about which parts are and aren't RNG?
Spoiler:everything is rng
i like these guys
they know how to make a speedrun fun
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
The first good run
Christ, what an obnoxious fuck and so far up his own ass that guy is.
He doesn't brag. I like that. It's not "oh that was a hard skip guys!".
if this guy wasn't so great at this game the banter would be annoying, but he is putting bilgewater to fucking shame
>>322731138
>le epic memer shitwix
Helloooooo reddit
This run is pure pazaak
>>322731118
Hey champ
Best I have seen, see how that's subjective.
Same as subjectivly I think your little anime thing is fucking wierd you grown ass mother fucker.
finally, I can stop masturbating and watch some vidya
>mfw I thought this was gonna be a shit run
Damn
>>322731094
Your not allowed to hit on women now?
>YFW I PLAYED THE GAME USING A 360 PAD
>>322731194
nys redditor
4 (You)
>>322728938
Sounds like Velocity 2X
>big guys
>>322731214
>mad at based Witwix because he shit on anime
>>322731194
>getting mad about these guys being friends and making jokes
>hotline 10
>hotline 12
>hotline 13
what about 1-800-hotlinebling?
>>322731219
Yoooo
What is it about Hotline that attracts all the best runners? They all have a sense of humor, and they're not awkward as fuck. And they're not nearly as bad as all those Quebecois, meme-spouting motherfuckers.
>>322731214
shit taste detected
>>322731282
Well that cements the reddit claim
What is this Hotline 9, 10 and 11 bullshit?
finally something good oh
this couch has been the best so far.
>>322731158
>Update
Something about bashing womens' heads off walls being a dating protip
>Hotline 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
best song right here
>ID RATHER NOT
ID RATHER NOT
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>>322731317
jokes
>>322731294
No, faggot. Dont try to involve yourself in their inside jokes
>>322731296
Probably because they're all sociopaths that actually murder people
THIS IS WHAT ALL YOU FAGGOTS SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU TALK 4CHANNELS OUT IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLXDDD
Never do this.
Who /skill/ here
>>322731306
yeah, you really do have shit taste if you think memewix is funny in any way
>people actually think this faggot's funny
>actually entertaining run
>EST: 0:30:00
>yfw the perturbator kicks in
>>322731350
That must be it, dude.
>>322731312
>implying reddit doesn't love anime
>bashing people using the word "RNG" repeatedly
i love this guy
>>322731296
Probably the fact it's actually meant to be blazed through and it's a timely run instead of 3 hours of frame data RNG and autism
>>322731237
>Not doing both
>>322731348
>inside jokes
autism boys
500th for why are hotline runners so pretentious?
>>322731317
"jokes" that are only funny to the 4 fucking people on camera.
>>322731357
>>322731362
nys redditor
>using weapons
S H I T T E R
H
I
T
T
E
R
>>322731398
He's just fucking around
>>322731372
So where did you come from then? Facebook?
>>322731391
This guy fucking GETS it
>a run that's actually entertaining with good commentary
How long until this guy is banned from all GDQs?
He's a turd, but he's also funny. Glad I stayed up
>saying everything is RNG
This is great.
>>322731357
No, this is not what they sound like at all. You know what they sound like?
Nobody knows, because they can't fucking speak at an audible level and just mumble under their breath about dumb shit. This is charisma and confidence at work in a live social setting.
>>322731357
Nah. This place is incomparably worse.
>>322731398
80's aesthetics attract filth like that.
>>322731398
>hotline
>pretentious
Gee I wonder
>>322731362
People who love meme games love memers, nothing surprising here
>Get some runners who aren't unfunny autists on the stream
>Complain that it's "obnoxious" and they're "up their own ass"
you guys are so socially stunted it's ridiculous
>>322731391
while Axiom Verge was being choked I was doing some choking of my owngrabbing my dick really hard, of course.
>>322731446
Already banned for the explosion earrape
can the cops actually show up on that level or am i being memed
>Bully them
>>322731441
This has never happened before in the HISTORY OF HOTLINE MIAMI
>>322731473
>everything is a meme if I say is it. amirite 4chan?
>>322731398
fucking fail
>501
>SOMETHING
>AUTISTIC
>>322731357
You just need to be subtlelie.
>>322731112
>shit boring game with awkward autistic speedrunner
>est 2 to 3 hours
>pretty entertaining game with funny commentary
>est 20 to 30 min
>1/100 chance that cops appear
these guys are great
>all these bad jokes
At least they're having fun.
>only good and enjoyable runners so far
>people on /v/ still complain
kek
NEW
>>322731469
>That's never happened before
>that's a glitch
I hope people realize these guys are making fun of everyone at AGDQ and I love it
>>322731475
I know right we should all be taking selfies all day while posting about fallout 4 and skyrim and posting epic memes on leddit
based society
>>322731424
nys redditor
>People think a bunch of normies spouting injokes is considered good commentary
This place really is Reddit
Are these jokes supposed to be funny? Do I have to be an autist to understand this shit?
>>322731362
>>322731357
>the first time in several hours that an entertaining run happens
>WHAT AN OBNOXIOUS FAG I WISH HE WOULD STOP TALKING
People like you are why the GDQ events have gone to shit.
>awkward silence
>>322728285
What game did he choke in? Any Video/timestamp?
>hurr am i sarcastic enough guys? XD
>The enemies can totally- Hi, how are you doing?
>>322731513
its a meme u dip
>>322731476
no an autist is someone who laughs at inside jokes while not being in on it.
>>322731513
You're being memed hardcore, and the best part is you've got it all wrong.
>>322731560
It's FUN and ENTERTAINING you tryhard faggot. It's not the only way to do commentary, but it's way fucking better than Darksiders II.
>you can only kill the fat people with guns
>FAT PEOPLE
T R I G G E R E D
>>322731560
>>322731567
>>322731587
nys redditor
>>322731587
woah buddy you took a left turn down 4chan street when you should have taken a right at reddit avenue
>>322731560
>i prefer mouth breathing autists
>>322731587
>complaining about sarcasm with sarcasm
You truly are an ass of shit.
>>322731640
go back to twitch chat you fucking pig
This guy is my hero. Everything he's saying is a jab at speedrunners who complain about their games.
>>322731496
>all these legitamately mad people in twitch chat for this guy being 'rude'
>>322731560
>>322731567
>>322731587
So are you guys just here to anti-circlejerk and whine for a week straight? Or is there an actual reason why you people are wasting your time watching something you hate?
>>322731662
Are you implying those in the stream right now are not mouthbreathing autists?
>>322731560
Been that way since GG destroyed the board
>>322731640
>That one chick who got triggered by a trigger warning
>>322731527
Not my style bro.
Should I filter reddit?
>>322731701
>implying I'm not watching it using livestream
>>322731560
None of these guys are professional comedians, commentators, or talkers in any way.
The fuck are you on about?
All this stream is:
Dudes without jobs playing games fastly
Thats literally it.
I don't know why everyone going into this with the expectation of serious funnies.
MEMES
>snapping and a boo
My sides are dying.
>>322731806
filter yourself redditor
DUDE
SKILL
LMAO
>>322731806
Do you want to be in a thread thats not garbage?
Then sure.
>>322731742
There were some entertaining runs, but this guy who thinks he's hilarious with his forced sarcasm is just obnoxious.
choke time
>>322731935
>>322731806
spotted the redditors
>An entertaining run
>People are talking about what's happening in the game
>They're just joking around instead of being awkward mumbling mouthbreathers
>WAAAAH REDDIT EW I HATE MEMES
Literally worse than Twitch chat.
>>322731935
Gonna do it now thanks senpai
>>322731568
the run is fine, the commentator is shit
dude acts like he's too cool for the room, it's exhausting
Hotline Miami guy was based last time too.
Holy fuck they even called him out.
I recognize that meme
>>322731728
Autists can not detect autistic humor, paradoxically ironic, really.
what's next this flash game shit gets old fast
Duke confirmed for banned from event.
>>322732007
>entertaining
>same joke every 15 seconds
yes, correct
>>322731634
>backslash like and subscribe XD
oh is that fun and entertaining now
great
TAS only
UNTIL NOW
SUB PIXEL PERFECT
GDQ honestly needs more people like this.
DUDE
RNG
LMAO
Fuck he's calling the entire event out.
>>322732203
Making shit up on the spot so that people think things are more impressive than they are?
>>322732049
>>322731974
>>322732135
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was watching AGDQ, not stand-up comedy. Please, link me a run that's happened this year where every single thing anyone said was a unique and hilarious joke that wasn't a meme.
>R
>RESETING
TOP KEK
>>322732220
did that give you goosebumps you little faggot
We get it you meme!
>>322732260
that went really far over your head
I would take this 1000x over someone who is silently playing occasionally saying a small fact about the game.
>>322732220
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>guy not taking agdq and speedruns seriously
>instantly reddit
Fucking spergsters.
>>322732260
ololo
>>322732261
How about a run where 50% of the things said weren't memes? Will that do?
>>322732307
Oh ho anon, but my joke went over your head
>>322732305
Does that infuriate you?
i can already tell the nazis running GDQ banned this guy
>>322732365
>A run where nobody talks is better than a run where people are talking about the game because it's "less meme-y"
Just hit the mute button, you nigger.
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>make america great again
ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
>ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
>ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
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WHAT A GOD
>>322732261
I forgot that people were exempt from criticism unless they were strictly performing in a professional field.
Go fuck yourself stupid and stop white knighting him, he won't suck your dick
>it's already over
>>322732449
Yeah you're right the only options are definitely total silence or total memes.
>>322732365
i think those are called lets play
>>>/Paris/
>>322732371
so it seems
time for sudoku
>>322732315
>>322732351
Are you guys 15? He literally repeats the same thing every 30 seconds. It was funny first couple of times, but later it just feels forced.
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
>>322732220
Lol you fucking retard.
>>322732528
Thank god
>>322732528
>speed run
>over too fast
>>322732516
>criticism
>FUCKING REDDIT SHIT RUNNERS
>literally this threads response to any run
kek nice criticism
HAHA TIME FOR /v/ MEMES
NOW LETS LISTEN TO SOME SPERG MUMBLE AND SOMETIMES SAY A FACT ABOUT THE GAME BECAUSE THATS A MILLION TIME BETTER THAN ICKY YUCKY REDDIT MAYMAYS!!! EW!!! HES NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR MY MATURE TASTE!!!
oh shit its the legend himselfIMAGINE IF WHATS HIS FACE IS THE RUNNER
>>322732630
>this guy isn't funny
>"stop making fun of him"
>fuck off
>"haha le reddit"
I sincerely hope you outlive your children.
This run seems to be divisive with the twitch memers.
Is it over?
>le nervous maymay jokes man
>the only useful educational commentary is provided by his friends
>he's 7+ minutes off from the world record
The only plus side is that I muted him so often that I ("SKILLFULLY" LMAO!!!!) avoided the bomb detonation
>>322732760
fuck off back to /srg/.
CAVEMEME SPOTTED
>>322732760
Just because one thing is worse doesn't make those faggots not obnoxious memespouting faggots.
TIME FOR OUR BOY
>>322732775
Kappa
>>322732820
>i watch my speedruns for educational commentary
hang yourself anytime friend
And now its time for all the morons bitching about the HLM run to shipost and meme their faces off.
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
He's Baaaaack
Caveman is so dedicated to PS1 he looks straight out of the nineties.
le epin mustache man XD
bet you faggots will enjoy this one
>>322732963
>I watch my speedruns for memes
Likewise buddy.
>that haircut
>shorts
>autismo shoes
>those fucking socks
i cant
seth rogen at agdq wat
>>322733072
And I bet you'll sit in the corner and pout.
>>322733045
So dreamy.
>>322732963
>I watch for the dank memes
I urge you to go swallow a tennis ball.
Where are the good runners like Blechy?
What are they playing now
if they just would have cut back a bit on the highscore and skillful spam that last run would have been 10/10
this so much tbqh
Daily Reminder: There is literally nothing wrong with memes because people who aren't funny normally can exist in the real world by the clever spouting of memes.
It goes original comedy > good sarcasm > pratfalls > memes > pranks > being a humorless cunt
So memes are technically better than nothing.
>>322733175
>repulsive midget blechy
>good
>>322733268
Iji
>no tetris
why even bother
>>322733319
What's it about?
>>322733379
freeware 2d platform game with guns
>>322733045
>he runs Klonoa 1 now
Caveman is a pretty chill dude.
why is the room so fucking empty?
>>322733308
I'd much rather somebody not attempt humor at all than be memed upon.
>>322733379
A woman infected with square DNA must fight the aliens that infected her and her race.
>>322733470
>It's fucking almost 2am dood
>>322733379
i think it partly influenced risk of rain, if you ever played that
there's gonna be a diablo 2 run?
>>322733298
the guy who ran FEZ like an hour ago
>>322733298
>What is "TheMEXICANRunner"
>>322733298
Only white people are autistic enough to speedrun
I don't even know if it's a big thing in Japan
>>322733314
>blechy
>not the most insightful, skillful, and positive runner
>bonus points for running obscure but cool games
Please, shimmy up a mast of dicks
>>322733701
Japanese are white...
>>322733762
And amazing speed runners as well
>>322733762
Guaranteed replies.
>>322733762
I bet you think Argentinians are white too
>>322733701
Mario 64 speedrunning is pretty popular. They arent autistic enough to apply speedrunning to every fucking game.
>>322733762
Sad thing is sjws actually think this
>>322733762
Only in their animu
>>322733762
lol
>>322733861
>>322733872
>>322733931
>>322733934
>>322734224
Fucking memers, i bet you are the guys who say finns are mongols
>>322734403
They are though.
>>322734403
Finns ARE Mongol rape babies.
