"Hey AGDQ! Can I get a shoutout to my wife's son, Daquon Jr? I'm taking him to a Bernie Sanders Rally and I bought him an ipad so he can watch my favorite games get played while we are in the car!"
If they don't read my donation aloud im going to be upset, is /v/ excited for AGDQ?
Heros will become demons.
>>322445516
does anyone have a link to this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5D4J_RSIE
>>322445980
>>322446048
thanks
When do you plan to do this OP?
>>322446078
My 9 year old autistic nephew has the same haircut.
>>322446178
Probably late at night so itll actually get read, during a shitty game. Can i go further with it, or is it obvious as is?
>>322446303
No further. I'd drop the dequan Jr. part honestly
Figure out a time I want to see this
>>322445890
Was getting decimated by John Numbers, a regular guy who just plays video games, the last straw for Cosmo?
Then again, his birthname is Cosmo, so the fucker probably never stood a chance to begin with.
>>322446385
but how else can i imply that a black man fucked my wife?
>>322446303
Make the name more subtle. Daquon sounds TOO black.
>>322445516
when is the next AGDQ?
I like to watch every year, but I do not keep up with the speed running community
>>322446418
Well, I guess some other cosmos had public breakdowns as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgFaL3u03rs
>>322446497
D'anthony or something is still pretty black but not TOO black imo
>>322446418
John Numbers is really good at Smash Bros.
Also, he's not regular. You can tell from his speech mannerisms that he has full-blown Assburgers.
All the categories are arbitrary
>>322446497
Dimitri? Darel?
>>322446459
Wife's son will still catch /v/-fags. Or do what other anon said and turn down the name slightly. It'll probably work
>>322446718
Day'von
>>322445516
You are such a fucking idiot. I hope you die.
>>322447043
>>322445890
he got hit in quick succession by losing the oot record, his gf leaving him and john numbers beating him in front of everyone.
>>322445516
You need to change the name to something subtler than Daquon jr. Maybe Andre or Jalen. Or change it to "My wife's daughter Jada or Deja" or whatever.
>>322447348
Andre jr is good.
>>322446621
>>322446497
>>322446718
>>322446852
how about Jamal
https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016
use this for tweets from event
>>322446537
in 10 hours
>>322448085
Way too obvious
>>322448085
Too obvious still. Jalen, Day'von would work
I run speedrun.tv too and made a way to get event-related tweets:
speedrun.tv/agdq
Let me know if you have any feature requests! Love y'all
>>322448928
Can we get live, on the floor coverage of all the qt girls there?
>>322449238
Some people are doing periscopes and stuff occasionally. check list linked >>322448119 for all the public tweets
also >qt
>>322445516
>reading a news article that's half hidden by a jump
I like that jump!
>>322446497
Lamar
Clearly black, but not outlandishly black, and vidya related
>GDQ post 2013
>>322445890
Who's this femboy again?
>>322450058
Here's your (you).
>>322446418
>John "Fucking" Numbers
>a regular guy
He's JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS, nigger. He'll beat you so hard in any video game that you'll lose all self worth and become a tranny.
>>322449776
SGQD 2013 looks like the best for memes and fun screencaps
>>322450178
Kek, saw you in the other thread. How fucking mad are you to be posting this shit in both of them?
>>322449776
>GDQ will never go back to the level of pure comfiness that was 2013
>>322449776
Goddamn, 2014 felt detached and 2015 was just pathetic.
Will Uyama and "CAN YOU STOP?" end the event for good this year?
>>322449776
its pretty much all agreed on that 2013 is the year most people found out that speedrunning is a thing people do and that they actually have speed running events, right?
i remember watching it back in 2011 and hardly anyone fucking talked about it.
