Congratulations, a fleshpound is on his way to give you a prostate exam.
The only thing standing between him and you is the last video game weapon you used. Do you survive?
>redeemer in UT2k4
guess not, unless I see him coming from a mile away
>pack-a-punch drakon
Think I got a chance
>Lightsaber
Do I get the force to go with it?
>>322421968
>kritzkrieg
Fuuck
>>322421968
> Staff of conjuration.
Nah, I'm fucked. I'm not a wizard. Fucg.
AA12 cuz i played this earlier today
And yes, the fleshpound got REKT
flawed thread, nobody here is ripped enough to survive even one hit from a flesh
I just came into this thread to say I created that caption
>>322421968
Demon summoning program, might make it
>>322424480
Thanks Anonymous
>>322421968
>corrosive Soma Prime
I'm alright.
How's Killing Floor 2?
>>322421968
At least it's not a Scrake
>>322424990
Very repetitive and none of the classes are very interesting. Personally I'm waiting for them to add some kind of sharpshooter class.
>machine gun unit in civ 4
I think I'll be OK.
>>322421968
Wait for him to attack and just DP over and over since FPs are predictable and DPs are invincible.
>The shrink ray from Duke Nukem
I'm finesquish
>>322425130
No sharpshooter class? That used to be my shit in KF1
>go crossbow
>focus on headshotting scrakes and FPs
Good times. Medic and Support were fun too
>>322425162
>3 commandos and only one gun between them
you are Fucked with a capital F
>>322421968
I just used an RPG in killing floor , and explosives counter Fleshpounds.
Guess I won this easy.
>>322425429
Yeah, going for headshots is the only part of the game that is actually engaging in any way.
>fistful of frags Smith Carbine
uhh
Mehrunes Dagger. Flail and pray.
An RPK
>>322425130
Sharpshooter is overrated, the current classes are fine. I'm more interested in what they plan on doing with martial artists and SWAT
>>322425429
They're all pretty fun, and Gunslinger is also basically the sharpshooter but pistol oriented. He's one of the most satisfying perks but requires better aim. Also takes down Scrakes (and FPs if you're good enough) at later levels.
>>322425945
Wait they actually added gunslinger? Last I heard was demo and flamer
>tfw community's remaking older maps already
>godhand
i am fine
>>322425945
>using maximum gamma so you can actually see shit without needing to use the flashlight 24/7
>get fucking blinded during zed time
Halo Gauss turret. If it comes with a base, I'll be fine.
>>322426071
They added gunslinger december 1st I think
>>322426363
yep, then fucked off to vacation while complaining about how they didnt have the time to release sharpshooter with it
>>322421968
>generic sniper rifle
RIP
>>322421968
>chaoshander
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>322426071
Yeah gunslinger is in. They're like sharpshooters but with pistols and they can knock down running zeds with leg shots with a perk.
>>322426613
>>322426115
you can lure the boss off the cliff in mountainpass. Got a lot of "LOL" from people after killing Hans in 1 second.
It is the easiest level in the game but it's still one of the best.
Dual peacemakers from just cause 3. I should be fine. If course, I might let mr pound have his way with me...
>>322423472
You better have fireworks.
>>322424390
So let's hope that weapon is good enough to take him down in one hit.
uhh
so do I just get the scalpel or can I throw donuts and bombs and shit at him?
>>322421968
>Heavy Morningstar from M&B
Well considering how un/fit/ I am, I'd probably be totally fucked
>>322421968
>a claymore
no
even if i were in good enough shape to swing it like a KF2 char, I'd still get my ass destroyed
A plank
>Be a level 1 Firebug on Normal
>Have level 6-10s on my team including a 9 demo and 6 gunslinger.
>Outdamage and outkill all of them all game, end with something like 311 kills, next highest was 270.
>Want to go to Hard because I can actually headshot.
>Get kicked off most servers for being low level, or yelled at in mic until I leave.
>Stuck in Normal grinding 60 zed waves until I can "prove" myself with my high ranks.
Sigh.
>>322427358
If you could block like KF2 character you'd probably be OK. You can black a FP charge down to about -10hp but not a Scrake attack.
*Tink*
>>322427687
Where do you play?
On West/Central US servers I've never been kicked or even harassed about being low level, (4-10).
>>322427687
>playing the most broken class in the game
>surprised you're outdamaging and outkilling the worst classe in the game short of the fucking Support
>thinking that makes you good
>>322428320
>He doesn't know now to play demo
>>322421968
>+6 scimitar
Fug
>>322427687
Pyro's weapons deal damage to a lot of zeds at once so you'll end up killing weaker enemies.
Demo has very little ammo and he has to wait till bigger group gathers or fp spawns. On normal everything is chaotic as hell so demo is usually busy not dying.
Slingers require good aim, which most beginners lack. It's a very fun class and quite usefull, but don't expect them to be topping the scoreboard at least at the beginning.
So you've choosen really easy to play class. You have to aim in general direction of enemies and you'll rack kills like there's no tommorow.
How do I properly zerk?
>>322429919
You hit stuff with stuff.
But seriously,
- learn how to parry sc and fp
- get sword or hammer when possible and give money to other people
- throw emp nades and let slingers or commandos deal with sc and fp (seriously, it's fucking good, fast and reliable)
- start with bloat resistance, siren resi at later waves; get 175hp at lvl 10, then whatever you want
- block fp and sc when possible, rest of the team should kill them (if they don't suck)
>>322430756
>learn how to parry sc and fp
This is what I have difficulty with. Not the timing itself, but the fact that they have unparryable attacks, how am I supposed to deal with them if they decide to do nothing but attacks I can't parry?
>>322429195
>Pyro's weapons deal damage to a lot of zeds at once
Then what's the deal with the microwave gun? It's almost useful against large zeds but only has enough ammo to kill 3-4 of them on normal or 2-3 on hard. And that's assuming you don't waste ammo on small zeds.
>>322421968
rekt
>>322429919
Zerk is amazing. Block any attack except the Scrake's chainsaw twirl and aim for their head with the power hammer for massive damage.
>>322431064
I didn't play in a while, but i think glowwy red attacks cannot be parried. Check that info, I'm not sure.
If you have enough space, you can always use hard hit and run. Using alternative fire staggers them (sc for sure). Then you run for a bit, let the timer for staggering reset and do it again. I've seen a lot of zerkers dying to sc, because they attacked without stopping..
>Demon Great Hammer
I doubt I have the 50 STR to wield it, let alone 25 to two hand it since Im weak as fuck nowadays.
>>322431282
But you'll just be using the guy's weapon, not having the guy himself protect you.
You probably wouldn't even be able to lift that.
>>322431268
Its just what you said. Every weapon, including the molotov is good at killing a lot of enemies at once or doing damage to a lot of them, especially the weaker ones. A flamethrower will last you almost the entire round if you're good at saving ammo for groups or know its range.
The microwave gun is your go to gun when you don't want to deal area damage, but want a focused beam. You don't need 20 area damage a second with a flamethrower for a FP, you want that 100 damage a second single target microwave gun (made up numbers btw, but you get the point).
>>322431064
Flamers, both starting and that for 1100, are great for killing a lot of zeds at once. You get a lot of kills for first, let's say, 7 waves. After this scs and fps spawn often, so getting microwave gun will help team a lot.
I don't like microwave, but it's considered strong weapon. Small ammo pool is a way to balance it.
Remember that we're still talking about normal. On normal pyro can focus on fucking around as bigger zeds aren't hard and can be killed by anyone. Getting lots of kills with this class is not something hard.
>>322432619
Shit, wanted to reply to this one >>322431268
>>322431774
From my experience it's pretty much worthless on hard servers. I run out of ammo too fast and it takes up 10/15 weight. At least other classes can conserve ammo and aim for head shots.
>>322432779
Having pyro with microwave gun behing me was great when I played zerker. Made bigger zed a lot more squishy. Demo was even better when fighting scs. Now I consider it a must to have one on sui and hoe.
>>322421968
Kind of appropriate, actually
>Lightsaber in kotor
Yesssssss
>>322433019
when fighting *fps
I should go to sleep
Why did they make fleshpounder look slightly homoerotic this time?
>>322433282
I think they were going for a bondage look.
>>322421968
>KF2 SCAR
I'm fucked because I'm not a level 20 commando.
Why the fuck do I have to get all the way to level 20 just to begin having decent damage output.
If you're gonna lock 20% of my damage behind a perk bonus, please just fucking put it at level 5 or 10 at most.
>>322421968
>Metal Slug Rocket Launcher
I'll be alright.
>A bog standard dagger.
>>322421968
>100k+ dmg
I'm probably fine.
>>322433648
>low level demo
>supposed to take out big groups or big guys
>groups will almost always have sirens in them by virtue of being groups
>big zeds come with sirens at an obnoxiously high rate
>have to wait 3 hours for the sonic attack to finish before I can fire
>sometimes the no nade effect lingers after the attack looks finished
>any other class could do better than me in the time it takes
>have to be level 15 to fix this
>>322433282
You are gay , son. I don't see anything erotic about that fucker.
>using any weapon except the power of Jesus Christ
>not having faith in the Lord
ishygddt
I have a 4-man party with 7 weapons equipped, do I get to use all of them or what? Because I use the mall pretty equally.
I'll probably die anyway.
>>322433648
because that would make the easier difficulty modes pointless
>>322434050
Have a teammate take out the siren, problem solved.
The Transistor. I can presumably stop time and backstab the cunt?
>>322421968
>Carbon Splatroller
fuck my life
>>322434406
>teamwork
>lowlevel normal pubs
pick one
>>322434283
You might be able to kill him with your Legend of Grimrock square-strafing powers
>>322421968
assault rifle from shadowrun dragonfall. considering the guns in that game have infinite ammo, I just need enough time and somewhat safe distance to continually empty infinite clips into the asspound to kill it.
I think I might stand a chance.
>>322434259
>Faith in Jebus.
>Implying it would stop a bullet to your face, let alone literal fists of steel.
>>322434283
Take 2 or the staff based on that pic.
>>322421968
err... a dreadnought from endless space? i think ill be ok
>>322434767
It canonically makes vampires fuck off and annihilates ghosts in the game in came from, though. So that's something.
I'm new to KF2 and I'm curious, are there any tricks to support, like some meta shit I wouldn't know about, or is it as simple as point shotgun at bad thing and tear it and the conga line behind it new assholes? Because I'm having a blast with it but don't want to pick up bad habits I'll have to unlearn.
>>322421968
Last game I played was a Hentai game, what do I do?
>force-a-nature
just gotta chain a bunch of meatshots and I'll be fine.
>>322435509
Bend over.
>>322421968
So it'd either be the Witch Doctor from Air Brawl or its Dart Cannons. I'm probably fine.
>>322435509
You're going to get brutally killed because western games are above sex but unfortunately for you, not violence.
>>322435479
I'm not an ultra pro or anything but i played a shitload in KF1
Just fucking shoot them. But save the AA12 for fleshpounds. dont wanna waste ammo on dumb clots
>>322433047
How am I supposed to use this gun?
I feel like I can hardly kill anything with it and the ammo runs out in 2 seconds.
>>322435479
Early on it's that easy.
In the later waves you have to try and conserve ammo and go for point blank head shots. Don't forget you have grenades.
>>322435479
Not much. Go for headshot. It's true for most classes. Line up enemies if possible. Conserve ammo and don't waste aa12 on mobs.
>>322421968
>in my Cobra MkIV with 5 gimballed autocannons
bring it
>>322435479
line-up zeds and shoot
don't waste ammo on single target
focus on boaters , husk , siren
buy AA12 and help team kill scrake and fleshpound
>>322435509
Last weapon anon.
Unless you only ever play mundane VN's, you probably played a game with some weapons in it.
Think back to that one
>>322435964
The closer you are the harder it hits, go figure.
>>322435845
>>322435998
>>322436012
>>322436229
Cool so I haven't been fucking anything up, thanks
>>322434259
>>322435271
What game is that, anon?
>>322436241
Is that actually how it works? My friend tried claiming constantly left-clicking is stronger than holding left-click
>>322435509
Your dick is your greatest weapon sempai.
>>322435964
don't go ''full auto'' with any firebug weapons
a ''single click'' do more damage and save more ammo
>>322421968
I played Nidhogg, but sword less variant. Since the post says last weapon, I'm going to presume that fists don't count. If so, MGSV's Killer Bee. I think I'm fine if I have some distance on him.
>>322436443
Stronger attacks by left clicking was a bug. It's already patched.
>>322436651
Thanks for the protip
So range definitely is a factor for microwave gun?
>>322436443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNunLdZk7c
pretty outdated but still helpful
>>322435479
its literally that simple, no axe to the head of a scrake and then a double barrel like kf`1 literally just shoot at shit
>>322427687
I very rarely see people kicked for low levels on Hard, mostly only on Sui and HoE
>>322436473
source?
>>322436753
I think so. A lot of shit is changing, so listen what other anons say.
Just remember that the closer you are to raging fp the closer raging fp is to you.
>>322421968
an HBK-4P
it's unmodified 'cause I like fucking about with lasers
but even if I only get the lasers, lel
>>322436772
>that ground fire stuff
Well shit, time to make the most broken class even more broken
>>322421968
>Photon Saber
STARFALL RONDO!
>>322437040
>>322436473
Help a brother out
>>322436473
Christ, it's like something out of hentaiis she shopped?
>>322421968
>100k damage grenade launcher
TONKOR STRONKOR
a brandistock
fug
>>322434669
Shit nigga I play support and sling, if there's a demo I'll pop that sirens head, if not I'll kill all the big bad zeds. Servers should be better one the people who bought it on sale forget about it.
>>322421968
>Oversized Leek and laser sword.
Thank god for mis matched weapons in mabinogi.
>>322426115
PLEASE tell me someone remade 420-ganja-farm-reweeded
>>322421968
Is that the new Patriarch design?
>>322438773
no clue
>>322438870
that's obviously the new fleshpound. pic related's patriarch
>have to fight fleshpound with slav shit
>after he is kill, go back to yarnov to get patched up and drink vodka until sleep
Do fighting techniques count? Because I spent a while grinding to get the x100 big bang kamehameha and it'd be nice to use it.
>DCS: A-10
>GAU-8
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
I think I'm fine
>>322436542
Logically the microwave gun should do more damage with sustained fire. Or at least that's how my microwave works.
>>322421968
a mk 22 hush puppy
i should not have restarted MGS3
>>322439049
>neon lights for no reason
>>322439221
>slav shit
>shit
I bet you are being of freedom you cyka bastert
go back to placing precious nato cartridge in asshole with 'comrades'
>>322437563
The demo class also benefits from aiming at their feet. I get tired of aiming at heads, variety is nice.
>>322421968
im fine
basically this, so I think I'm okay
>>322421968
Istalkhim,shoothim,butcherhim,cookhim, and spend the next week alternating between sleeping andeating his buttocks.I also make a really dandy pair of shoes out of his skin.
Phew, thank god i also happen to be a highly skilled mystical ninja, or i might have been fucked.
>>322441817
It changes from green to yellow to red to show how close to death he is. Same thing with the other boss, Hans.
Not sure why bosses would install something blatantly showing that they're growing weaker though. Just casualized character designs.
>>322442210
cool surprise boxes
9mm hornet I made in Underrail.
If regular British soldiers can take them down I might have a chance.
>>322441817
>every enemy above the basic grunts glows in some way
>irradiated mutant and overheating minigun
>touched up to look fancy for a promo shot
>no reason
>two Colt Navy Sixes, a pair of brass knuckles and two sticks of dynamite
Probably?
>>322429919
just get the nailgun and sledge.
Set the nailgun to single fire and pop zed heads forever, the ammo capacity is ridiculous when you aren't using it like a shotgun
Then just bust out your handy dandy exploding sledgehammer whenever you hear something big coming
>>322442210
And then you wake up the next morning to find3 more flesh pounds pacing around your cabin
>>322443267
Well, there's my provisions for the next month.
>>322434009
Y-you aren't a Lokafag, right Anon?
>>322446194
Yes.
>>322446194
I mean I am. Loka, Veil, Perrin. Why?
>>322421968
I last played wargames air land battle.
Does that mean I get a swedish tank?
Venom Snakes prosthetic hand.
Huh.
I guess? Does Madama Butterfly summoned via Wicked Weaves count as a weapon?I'd tap that so hard
>Beasthunters Saif from Bloodborne
Shit
>>322446909
Well if you're Perrin then it's okay. Get dem shekels.
>>322447227
Bayo has guns, you know.
>>322447603
>Bayo has guns, you know.
This is true, but I was finishing off with Umbra Climax and thrashing with Wicked Weaves before I stopped playing.
Magic guns might be just fine. Not sure I'll get much use out of the pair strapped to my ankles though.
>>322421968
>fists in VTMB
RIP in peace me
>particle uplink cannon in c&c generals
>>322439221
what mod
>>322424990
best gunporn in a video game
the gameplay is shoot bad guys until they run out of bad guys, though repetitive (of course, it's a horde mode game) and a little unbalanced
issues right now are lack of content and slow updates, but in time I think it will develop to become a decent enough game
people forget that killing floor didn't originally ship out with much content either
Ebon Jaguar Mech
Or it's autocannon I guess?
>>322421968
M4A1-S
>>322448304
Nigga, the Chinese have a tank thats more effective than that fucking piss weak canon, you're a dead man.
im alright