Uh..
Guys?
http://www.blackmesaresearchfacility.net/projects.php
it's too late, I don't care anymore
GUYS
Looks like someone's project for school
>implying this just isn't xen levels for Black Mesa
Source code of employment.php
Has a link to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViLbPHX6LL8
>>322215806
That writing is far too unrefined for a professional company to have produced.
>although due to an official pardon of the Government Performances and Results Act
>>322215594
Uuuh.. OMG!? What. The. Hell! WUT?! OMFG guys.. Guys I think its seriously happening! Omg *Clutches chest* I can't breath, Half Life 3. Its.. Omg, its here. *Collapses and dies* x.x
>>322215979
Forgot image
>>322216035
FUCK OFF BUT NICE MEME I GIVE IT NINE OUT OF TEN MEME POINT
CARRY ON
>>322215979
>>322216108
Don't fucking reply to my post unless you have something constructive to say.
>>322215594
No
No
No
No
Fuck you, OP.
Fucking faggot.
Can't go one quarter with this shit popping up. Stop resurrecting my dreams and then crushing them in a split second.
Not this time
Anyone know what these numbers mean?
>Valve ARG starts
>In response a bunch of faggots make fake websites
Great.
>>322216257
Converting from binary to ascii:
>Simulation data for spe
"What's In The Box" spoof project some kid made using HL assets few years ago had a higher production value and mystery in the videos and spoof websites.
Valve wouldn't go lower than that.
>>322216312
I really don't think this is fake.
The page has an unlisted YT video from 2009 that has some creepy well edited footage as well as a millisecond of Gman.
It's too elaborate to be fake.
>>322215594
>>322215657
>>322215806
>>322216047
>>322216126
>>322216257
>>322216412
>This retarded samefag trying to get people to fool us with his fake
>It'll work because /v/ is full of children
>>322215979
>go to about me
>link to blog
ok what is this really? some faggot messing with us or actual valve stuff?
>>322215979
>>322216126
>this vid was uploaded in 2009
60% sure i might be fake
>>322216458
>too elaborate to be fake
yeah, man, mr.nerftron is some elaborate dude
>>322216531
>some faggot messing with us
This, like EVERY OTHER TIME this happens, idiot.
>>322216531
>implying it could be real
>ever
It's probably a Xen update for Black Mesa Source.haha like they'll actually do that
>All this time put into making a fake website
>Nobody is falling for it
>Has to go out of his way to post more shit in an attempt to bait people into beliving
OP must be pretty mad.
>>322217154
Yea def one of the most cringiest attempts I've seen
>>322215594
ITS HAPPENING
>>322217474
Thanks for trying to make OP feel better but it's probably too late.
>>322216531
He's got a flickr.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/45835976@N06/
Reading his profile reveals his interests are Counter Strike and Movies.
His favorite movies are:
>Back to the Future
>Twelve Monkeys
>Tron
>Deja Vu
>Lost(s04e05)
All of these except for Tron are about going back in time to prevent a bad future, and the guy's name is just "nerfTron" so he probably just likes Tron.
>>322217610
Stop posting shit we don't care about. This isn't video games.
>>322217610
There's a corrupted photo of a headcrab on the Flickr with a bunch of binary data in the EXIF.
>>322217835
You don't know much about Valve, do you? They almost always pull some elaborate scheme before a release, it's one of the biggest indicators that they are actually going to release something.
>>322217875
>Please believe me, I spent all day on this website!
Fuck off retard.
>>322215594
The local temperature is updating.
>>322218026
just look up the portal 2 arg, you fuckwit.
>>322216531
>Some hot chick called Olivia from that science place came over to talk to Mom at the house yesterday. I overheard her talking about the nearby research centre and animal testing or some hippy shit equally as boring, she told Mom to go by the name 'George Antheil' if she ever wanted to get hold of her.
>go by the name 'George Antheil' if she ever wanted to get hold of her
Found what to put in the site.
>>322217873
I'm guessing there are four pieces to the binary message; index.php contains:
0101001101101001011011010111010101101100011000010111010001101001011011110110111000100000011001000110000101110100011000010010000001100110011011110111001000100000011100110111000001100101011000
>>322218332
Why four?
>No information is passed on or shared with any other person or organisation.
>organisation
fuck off
>>322218218
>Olivia
Olivia Wilkins
>>322218332
Pretty sure that's just about the mass spectrometer. Probably something to do with the interference all of the electronics nearby Black Mesa are experiencing.
Just signed up as George, referred by Olivia. Got the following email. Cheers.
>>322218360
because it says transmission 1/4 in the source code
anyway this is probably fake
>>322218218
>>322218378
If you sign up as George and put olivia as a reference you'll get a brief picture of g-man followed by a 404
>>322215594
>>322215594
>>322215594
>>322215594
>>322215594
THIS IS ANCIENT.
ONLY NEWFAGS WILL THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY HALF LIFE RELATED
>>322215594
>>322215657
>>322215806
>>322216047
>>322216458
>>322216531
>>322216548
>newfags
>newfags
>more newfags
This shit was from the Black Mesa ARG when it was releasing you fucking idiots.
>>322218634
You get that regardless of what you use. Only the email response changes.
Isn't this really old? I recognize that video with interference.
>>322218632
Slide the sauce buddy
Remember when Xen levels were supposed to come out ''only a few months'' after the release of part 1?
>>322218692
Well that was a fun half hour wasted on old crap...
>>322218778
Faster faggot
>>322218778
Well hurry up, then.
>>322218632
You're killing it.
IF ANYONE THINKS FOR A MIRCO SECOND THAT GABE WILL ANNOUNCE H L 3 AT ANYTHING LESS THAN E3 THEN YOU ARE LITERALLY RETARDED
END YOURSELF
>>322218814
>>322218828
It's in the first image you blind idiots.
>>322218860
It was already dead.
>the same guy posting himself "solving" the ARG that he spent a bunch of time making
>nobody believes it
this is fucking beautiful. I'll happily bump your thread OP.
>>322215594
Uh..
Guys?
Nobody gives a shit about 3 any more. If it's actually being made and gets released it'll be so over-hyped even if the game is decent people will still be disappointed.
>>322218560
the javascript in the link sends one of the arguments as a blank, I think we have to find all the binary and either use it as that argument raw, or decode it and use the result.
Why do they do these ARG things anyway. Who the fuck cares, just tell me a game is coming out.
>>322215594
Uh
guys?
GET THE FUCK OUT
TO TUMBLR
YOU FUCKIN FAT WHALE
>>322219005
God damn this is intense.
>>322219005
I don't understand this censoring.
>>322219041
if you enjoy puzzles, they're fun and there isn't any other thing out there that scratches the same itch.
>>322219135
His dick is actually a bee.
>>322219135
It's a legal requirement in Japan. I think you can post uncensored stuff if you live in Tokyo but a lot of people don't anyway. Like Pixiv is hosted in Tokyo so you should be able to post uncensored stuff there but they don't allow it anyway.
>>322218865
>2015
>thinking valve needs the E3
>>322219192
Literal fluid druid
>>322219215
>It's a legal requirement in Japan.
Incorrect. It's just done out of tradition now. They removed those censorship laws.
>People believe this is real
>2016
Best thread on 4chan right now.
everybody else got their red hering badge already?
Apparently there is alot more, hopefully it isn't jusr "mystery" for the sake of "mystery" and leads to something
>>322219397
>doujins aren't real
uwot?
What kind of research do you think these two lovelies could join up for?
>>322219585
faster faggot.
>>322219558
Marine Biology
Put Freemans details into the employment page, flashed a picture of the G-man then said 404.
Seems pretty fucking basic to be legitimate.
This is my post. You do not have permission to read it. You do not have permission to reply to it. I do not consent to any searches. Now, unless I'm being legally detained I will be on my way.
>>322218889
Bases
>>322219669
Because you're not supposed to put in Freeman's details, nitwit.
>>322216424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_reTt7Hj4
Man, I wish more came out of this. There is a second video, showing the 'accident', but I can't find it right now.
Are they planning to re-create the Resonance cascade? Have they visited the BorderworldXenyet?
Thank you
>>322219956
Thanks for the dump, kind Anon, godspeed to you.
>>322219956
thanks m8
>>322219956
Hope you don't get b& m8, you were a brave person
>>322219956
Me and my cock thank you
>>322219956
Gonna need a source.
>>322219956
wait, was it all dream or girl just put him old spot?
>>322220134
see>>322218889
>>322220075
It was censored so there's no way it would happen.
>>322219956
Thanks. Normally anime is shit but this time it had its uses.
>>322219956
bretty gud
>>322219956
Nice. It was a good one. Danke familia.
Thread redeemed.
>>322219956
Just woke up to see this, nice.
pls someone link deleted stuff
>>322221249
http://nhentai.net/g/147707/
>>322216154
Ditto
>>322221779
thanks
