>Achievement: Turn on the game
>86% of players have this achievement
>do something incredibly difficult and time-consuming
>feel proud of myself for being an exceptional player and doing something not many people have probably done
>get an achievement for it
>30% of players have this achievement
>>322081086
>Achievement: Kill [guy]
>20% of players have this achievement
Seriously, what the fuck?
> check out fallout 4 trophies
> 90% chose nuclear option
fucking really?
>>322081953
Nuclear Option? You mean like blowing the place up?
>Achievement: Kill 100 dudes
>Achievement: Kill 1000 dudes
>Achievement: Kill 10000 dudes
>>322081391
Yeah, I understand not playing through 100% of your games, but telling from just the achievements you get from playing through the game in a normal manner, it seems is really is rarer for folks to play the whole game.
>achievement: kill Gascoigne
>64% of players have this achievement
>>322081086
>acheievement, kill a good and loving daddy
>achievement: stomp on an enemy
>>322082423
>Steam tracks your achievements
>my profile shows I have 45% game completion
I'm not playing through all the shitty games I dropped, that's why I dropped them, but I can feel the autism growing restless.
How is it that only 2% of players have ever won through a wonder? I know that this game has hilariously low achievement completion rates for even basic shit, but you're telling me that only 1 in 50 people who own this game have ever won a single game with a wonder?
>achievement to beat last level on hardest difficulty without saving or dying
>last level is over an hour
>has enemies that can one shot you with full health and armor
>less than 0.1% of players have it
one of my best vidya achievements desu
>Achievement: Beat the game on Easy
>Achievement: Beat the game on Medium
>Achievement: Beat the game on Hard
>Achievement: Beat the game on Brutal
>Beating it on Brutal won't clear all 4 achievements. You must actually play the game on EACH difficulty level.
>10% of people who bought this game didn't even make it through the first cutscene
>never got mile high club
I regret it to this day.
>got Moe Chronicle
>93.8% started the game
>achievement beat campaign on easy mode
>achievement beat campaign on casual mode
>achievement beat campaign on hard mode
>achievement beat campaign on hardcore mode
>achievement beat game on legendary mode
So... I have to play through this fucking thing 5 times!?
>>322083619
No you don't have to do shit. You will be because you lead a pathetic, life-less existence.
>>322083740
I'm a gamer. I have many lives
>>322083164
Ages of empire 2 has some fucked up achievement requirements.
For example, even though I've completed ages of kings campaign and conquerors, I did not receive the master of the medieval world achievement. Its because I completed some of the conquerors campaign and some of the age of kings campaign on another profile.
Fucking annoying not gonna replay campaigns I already beat just for the achievement.
>>322081953
You do know that the only thing separating Nuclear Option/Family is like a 30 minute mission that you can save before, right?
>>322083872
use one profile, tard.
>any achievement ever that requires online
Fuck you. It's either lost forever with servers, or requires a fucking gold account, or it requires you to win a certain amount of matches, but players always drop out when they are losing and it doesn't count that as a win for you, the list of problems goes on.
So glad I gave up achievement hunting bullshit
>>322083926
I like to put a hair brush handle up my ass while I jerk off personally.
>>322082615
I was more surprised to see that like 6% of players actually got Platinum on that game. That seems pretty high.
>>322083164
Wonder victories literally never happen in competitive play
>>322083308
I think the global achievements includes people who bought the game but never even touched it.
>>322083619
Don't you get all the achievements if you beat it on the hardest difficulty?
>>322083186
>Use notepad and modifies .ini files to get cheevo
>>322083306
>>322082372
>>322083619
>>322084018
These are why I never bother with achievements. I set my own ingame goals, I advise everyone to do the same.
>[online match play] achievement
>it's a niche game that nobody plays online anymore
>>322084018
Sounds like a serious case of the OH NOES. Have you considered what killing yourself can do for you & everyone that has the burden of knowing you?
>>322084083
I wish
>>322083619
>>322083306
Competent devs make it so it carries down; ie getting the hardest one nets you every difficulty achievement.
>>322084113
I do a mixture of my own goals and steam achievements it works fine for me.
>Divekick
>Play 1000 local matches
>Play 500 Ranked matches
>Play 2000 Ranked matches
Fuck you divekick
>>322084145
edgy. shouldnt you be shooting up a high school?
>>322083308
I have a lot of games that I only booted up for the steam cards
I didnt buy them just for the cards it's just that I havent gotten around to playing them yet
I'll clear that backlog, eventually...
>>322084183
I like to pretend that my master that is force feminizing me into her sissy slave makes me platinum games as punishment for being a chastised sissy fuck slave.
>>322084018
almost always those achievements aren't required for the 100%
>Achievement: Win/Lose/Play X in online mode
>Servers shut down or died long, long ago
>>322084219
>>322083186
i have one like this, except it's the sonic unleashed chilli dog mission with eggmanland
apparently it's pretty rare
>>322081086
>Torchlight
>Trolling for Punishment
>.66% of players have it
Does like...90% of the steam community only have torchlight because of the torchlight II bundle that hit? I find it incredibly hard to believe that less that 1% of every torchlight player hasn't even killed 25 champion trolls.
>>322084254
Gee whiz. You didn't have to go to your well of buzz words that you regurgitate in place of original thoughts.
No. That's right. You did have to. It's beyond your control. You're a waste of life. You fucking pig.
>Achievement: Put down the game for an hour and read a book
God, I hate when they have 4th wall-breaking achievements. Fucking indie devs.
14% of players own it, but havent started it yet.
>>322084113
>>322084183
I just play the game and randomly get achievements.
>>322084560
>no-life
>not buzzwords
Hypocrisy runs deep, but all is fair in shitposting.
>>322084512
I've played 30-something hours of Torchlight and according to the achievement stats I've killed 3.
So, yeah.
>achievement teaches me an obscure mechanic or otherwise makes me better at the game by actually challenging my skill and not my patience
>Achievement: Jump 1000 times
>>322084586
Stanley Parable did this shit ironically. It was still retarded, just ironically retarded.
>achievement for hitting level 30
>there's also an achievement for beating the boss slightly below that level but less people have it
Speaking of autism, does anyone know if deleting a game from your library actually excludes it from % completion rate?
>>322084979
>Achievement: Die 1 time
>Achievement: Die 100 times
>Achievement: Die 1000 times
>>322084586
>Platinum Trophy: Ok you can sell the game now
guess the game
>>322085073
When did the Stanley Parable come out? Has anybody gotten Go Outside yet?
>>322085527
they cheated for it since its only been 2 years
>>322083308
I've bought games I couldn't run when I had a toaster. I imagine some people just start up the game and shit just doesn't run for them.
>>322083619
If i make a game I will put plenty of redundant achievement just to piss off the people who want to 100% the game.
