Lets' write a letter to Gabe Newell.
I'll start.
Dear
7
assfaggots
BIG
YEARS
Git gud
JUST
KILL ME
KEKKERINO
CONSIDERABLY
FAT
MEATY
DJ KHALED
therefore
you think its funny? you think im fucking laughing?
100% off
Where are the paid mods? Don't listen to faggots and let people make a living.
Don't put that in the email.
BUT
APOLOGY
THREE
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHRISTMAS
Cuckio
THE KEY TO SUCCESS
HATS
SCAM
BREED
Micropenis
ANTHONY BURCH
PETITION
gabe haha my man whos it going u workin on half lfie yeah boy? so how the fck can the humans survive another combine invasion are they gonna what use the new tech to fight them maybe send the headcrabs back maybe let gordon freeman actually fight this time in the invasion instead of being in stasis for 23 years thanks and have fun
DUDE
DDoS
4chan's
Nigger
My bunghole thrombosis is
HE
>>322027637kek 7 assfaggots kek big years. git just kill considerably fat meaty dj. Therefore you 100% where don't apology three AWWOOOOOO. Christmas cuckio. the hats scam breed micropenis Anthony burch petition. Gabe dude DDos 4chan's Nigga. My....
>>322028495
Meh.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
AUTOFELLATIO
Done
>>322028495
>the hats scam breed micropenis
No truer words have ever come from a random assortment of garbage.
>>322028907
Dont forget to post the reply
I got some good cat memes on reddit.