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Your a squid
Why was the female pushed more than the male?
>>322013065
It's because they're fucking hoooo- the boys look retarded.
>>322013065
Because she's cuter
>>322013065
Although this comment is probably bait or an invitation to post lewd squids, it's probably because her silhouette (i.e., her hair) is more obviously squidlike than the boy's
>>322013065
You know why you dirty anon
>>322013065
I wonder
>>322013065
because the boys were literally an after though from the devs
>>322013065
What this guy said:
>>322013270
It's too bad, male squid is qt as fuck. I hope we see more lewd male squid soon.
>>322013192
>>322013205
>>322013270
>>322013305
i mean was it intended to attract the female demographic or something
>>322013065
The original design document stated the squids would all be girls, the boys were added later.
I guess we squid now
>>322013547
um.
boys can like girls too, anon
Be honest. You bought this game for the loli squids.
>>322013734
How did you know?
>>322013065
Boy squids literally only exist so that 10 year old boys could play the game without feeling gay.
Why won't this game stop selling? Are there so many pedos out there?
http://kotaku.com/splatoon-doesnt-assume-you-want-to-be-a-boy-1708179571
>>322013065
Male is better because sometimes it sounds like he says "CANDY ASS"
>>322013734
Also because the game looked fun.
Loli squids just sealed the deal.
>>322013845
>good game
>constantly getting updates
>thriving community
>unique game in a stagnated genre
>>322012173
*You're
you're
>>322013975
>tits
Get this old hag out of my face, faggot.
>>322013686
yes
>>322013727
Is that her buttcrack?
>>322013734
I enjoyed the gunplay in the Global Testfire.
>>322013827
But anon, if you play as a girl you are gay.
>>322013827
So sad but so true.
Like they lazily shanged the school girl outfit to just be the bike shorts on the boy, proving they were an after thought, but they didn't want to just leave the skirt on the boy because 10 year olds.
Same reason the boy version of the squid girl outfit is garbage too.
>>322014695
Every single post I've seen by people who play boy squids act gay as fuck.
>>322012173
my a squid what?
>>322014830
That's because you can only tell they play the boy squid when they post gay boy squids.
Otherwise your brain assumes they play the girl squid.
Squid kid butt
