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2015-12-30 01:04:24 Post No. 321927691
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2015-12-30 01:04:24
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>Let's make a complicated political plot but not have the heroes interact with it at all and instead just walk from ancient temple to ancient temple to look for macguffins, and have everything devolve into normal ancient magical gods in the end anyway
>Let's have Ashe be consumed by a desire for revenge but never show this through her actions, because her actions are just wandering from temple to temple, so that we have to be repeatedly told about her inner feelings by Balthier, Reddas, and Vaan
>Let's make the battle system's primary gimmick being that you design things so that you don't have to play the game
>Let's make the leveling system so homogeneous that everyone ends up with the exact same attributes, equipment, and spells, to the point where a Japan-only rerelease has to introduce a completely alternate leveling system
>Let's have the heroes not interact with the villain until literally the second-to-last cutscene
>Let's have Vayne be an evil manipulating bastard but then have him do nothing until 50% of the way through the game so that you simply have to be told about how clever he is instead of seeing it firsthand
>Let's have Vaan, Penelo, Fran, and Basch be totally pointless to the story so that only Ashe and Balthier actually make decisions that affect the way things go
>Let's write all of the characters to be really subdued so that the only interesting people are Balthier and Cid
>Let's turn Chewbacca into a playboy bunny
>Let's take everything 100% seriously in a series where the climax of one of the games involves a girly slapfight between a professional martial artist and a secretary
>Let's do all of this complicated worldbuilding and have a bunch of nonhuman races, then do nothing with any of them except the Viera
>Let's put all of the fun content in optional hunts
>Let's put treasure chests in the game that you aren't supposed to open, then not tell the player
>Let's give the narrator a comical Indian accent
Guess the game.
