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Is there a video game character that could defeat this man without
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Is there a video game character that could defeat this man without hurting the babies?
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>>321850198
Nameless One could just talk him into putting the babies back and giving himself up.
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>>321850198
Adam Jensen can just Typhoon and win.
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>any fallout game
>lvl 10 perception
>aim for the head
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>>321851065

>He falls over dead
>Kills the babies
>Vault dweller is now a child killer
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>>321851065
>falls over onto babies
Roleplaying a low INT character?
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>>321851168
>it's Fallout 3/NV/4
>children are immune to damage
gg
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>>321850198
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>>321851065
actually nigga,

>10 charisma or 100 speech
>"put babbys down plz"
>"k"

baby saved
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>>321850198
Are we talking about baby-covered man? Or are we talking about baby-covered man with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu?
Because if its the latter, then there's no chance.
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>>321850198
Couldn't Just because 3 guy just tether his face to the ceiling?
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literally just kill him and hold him upright. As long as you're even remotely close you can grab him before he falls.
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>>321851359
>1) HATE BABIES
>man puts the babies down anyway, except he also gives you 100 caps afterwards
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And with no bloodshed to boot.
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>Point Man
>uses stake gun, slows time, shoots head and gun, saving hostage and stapling man's head to wall without him falling over

>Rico Rodriguez
>tethers man's head to ceiling, shoots him, unties babies.

>Corvo
>Freezes time, frees babies, fucks dude's shit up
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>>321851254
top heh
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literally anybody

shoot him in the head and catch his body as he falls down
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>>321850198
>Level 3 wizard casts hold person
>takes babies off
>tells his pet fighter to murder him and goes to get the reward
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CAIN!
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>>321851392
Funnily enough, that's how he's defeated in the comic.
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>>321850198
Shoot him in the head. A dead man trigger with a bomb would be better, babies are not made out of balloons which go pop if you just lay on them
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>>321850198
this guy could
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>>321852114

>accidentially rape woman held at gunpoint and babies in the process
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>>321852114
>implying he would bother
He's too busy saving the world from murderous she devils.
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What happens when his legs get tired
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>swings Yamato once
>babies are broken free
>Nero catches them all before they hit the ground and safely lays them down
>without missing a beat his next move cleaves the guy in half

nothing personell
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>>321851362
Kek
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Those babies are gonna start shitting themselves. Guy's either gonna suffocate or take them off himself.
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Venom Snake.

Subdue and then blackhole fulton the babies with him.

he actually has an S++ intel stat
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>>321851392
Yes actually
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>>321850198

Revan
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In a realistic context, SWAT would just make their sniper take the shot. Babies are hardier than you'd think and unless he was right next to a bed of spikes, they'd suffer some minor bruising and maybe a broken arm or some shit.

Now if this was LAPD, they would just go full mag dump rock and roll mode.
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>>321852632
Did this guy just break a glass window over a pile of babies!?
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>>321851362
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>>321850198
Any character that's liberal
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>>321852948
>LAPD
You forgot about the dog. Dog first.
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>>321850198

Fuze
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>>321853227

Alright, they would shoot the dog in the immediate (or even a couple blocks down) area, and then proceed to mag dump.
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>>321852948
They would just negotiate at first. Unless he killed a hostage.
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>>321853189
I needed that laugh.
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>>321850198
Doraemon.
I mean, he was built to take care of babies.
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him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L36m7PpGriE
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A Space Marine, I reckon. Could just pick him up by the head, crush his skull, and keep the body suspended.
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>>321853549
I'M KILLING NIGGER
I'M KILLING NIGGERS
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>>321850198
geralt of rivia, without even trying.
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>>321851254
savage
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>>321850198
all u need to do is kill him really quick and then catch him before he falls. A fuckton of vidya guys can do this easily.
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>>321854245
Name 20
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>>321853089
it;s the green lantern, they'l be fine
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Isaac could probably use stasis and take him out then.
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>>321852632
this doesn't even count. it's nonsense. he drops the gun for no reason, the glass would fall on them, he could still harm the babies with his hands, etc
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>>321854298
i could name 2000 easily, but im not going to.

Heres some.

Raiden, and all of the enemy bosses in the game

Sam fisher

Solid snake

Dante

Geralt of rivia

ryu hayabusa

bayonetta

starkiller

lightning

Iorveth

Thats just off the top of my head.
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>>321854760
>Kill man
>Stomp babies for ammo
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>>321852632
Babies would most likely get injured with the sudden force of being pulled up and slammed against the ceiling.

If he goes through the glass, there's a high chance they'll get lacerated by it as well.
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>>321850198
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>>321851761
Corvo could just take over his body and make him surrender to the cops.
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>>321855064
The only real answer
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Ventrue clan from Bloodlines. Just Dominate that jeri curl muddafuckey and force him to gently remove babies then kill himself.
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>>321855064
Flash a shit.
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>>321855672
HE HAS TO BE STOPPED
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>>321855064
>>321855401
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>>321855672
OH SHIT
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>>321855774

>But it's impossible!

Yeah, it really fucking is.
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>>321855064

This man can think real fast and see things happening real slowly, yet died running into Deathstroke's sword.

How do you fuck that up so bad?
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>>321855064
The only thing this image does for me is just reinforce how fucking stupid DC capeshit is.
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>>321851362
no, I don't think anybody can beat baby-covered man.

I'm not talking about SmackDown debut baby-covered man. No, I'm not talking about WrestleMania 22 baby-covered man. Hell, I'm not talking about WrestleMania 23 baby-covered man either.
I'm not even talking about Judgment Day One Night Stand baby-covered man with the Attitude Adjustment (which is capable of beating Rey Mysterio, Brock Lesnar and Big Show), his remaining Five Moves of Doom (which grant him the Flying Shoulder Block, the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and the Stepover Toehold Facelock) capable of using Hustle, Loyalty and Respect, equipped with a ladder (capable of using acrobatic attacks) and a microphone because he is a master in rapping and hip-hop, a perfect gimmick (that can include Doctor of Thuganomics), control of both the referees and the audience, with Hulk Hogan's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his Hulkamaniacs guarding him and baby-covered man's album "You Can't See Me" playing behind him AFTER he absorbed charisma from the wrestling legend, entered Hulkster Mode, cast a Military Press Slam on everybody and use Axe Bomber (crooked arm lariat) so he can put his arm in a 60-90 degree angle while running into them.
I'm talking about Sage Mode Sage of the Wrestling Paths Hulkster ”Running Leg Drop" baby-covered man with the Attitude Adjustment, Five Moves of Doom, Atomic Drop, and Belly to Belly Suplex, equipped with Corner Foot Choke while casting "Real baby-covered man" as his theme song, controlling the Hulk Hogan signature pose, able to tap into the Hulkamania, wearing the baby-covered man chain and Hulk Hogan boots, and can perform advanced pinning methods while being an expert in rapping and hip-hop all while the odds are stacked against him.
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>>321851065
>have the child killer perk

'sall good bruh
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>>321853189
heh.
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>>321855064
But he's not a video game character he's only appeared in them.
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>>321856172
Flash was just talking out of his ass
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>>321856172
When you lived the way flash has as long as he has you too may just want it to end.
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>>321856227
Is he holding a baby and/or in a ladder factory?
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>>321850198
Anyone with mind control. Revan or the Exile could just mind trick him.
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>>321855064
So why is he so irrelevant everytime something big happens? Is it because he's just bullshitting?
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This is a Japanese baby armor
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>>321857056
because basically no one would be able to beat him unless you made someone more powerful making everyone else weaker irrelevant
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>>321855774
I like that the flash is so OP that they have to come up with the stupidest shit to beat him

>Travels at beyond light speed if he wanted to
>is fully aware when going super speed, meaning that from his perspective everything is moving super slow, or a stand-still even
>despite this he falls for traps even though, noting the above, he literally has to walk into those traps on purpose

Deathstroke keeps getting his goat
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>>321857056
Writers have to tone down his powers half the time to keep him from doing everyone else's job.
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>>321857056
couldn't a telekinetic guy just levitate him off the ground? No running = can't fast, right?
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>>321850198
Did domeone call for a TIME STOP?
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>>321858453
It's speedforce nigga.

Air is more than enough to get this faggot going.
Unless you lock his legs in place and telekinetic them off
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>>321857646
Although Slade is basically a mary sue in most comics he's in. He's basically evil Batman, so you can't blame Wally for that.
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bayonetta
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>>321858669
Comics in general are just mary sue circlejerking half the time.
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>>321856964
love that fern gully reference.
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>>321859476
I didn't notice it until you mentioned it, but that is clever.
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