Why is she so s>pretty /s>?
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Why is she sopretty?
she was literally built for sex
>>321807838
she is the ultimate personification of penis envy
Her glasses
Bayo a cute
A CUTE
>>321810280
cute in a pathetically insecure sort of way yeah. She way overcompensates so i think someone that didnt get caught off guard by her bullshit would jar her
>>321808401
Envy because my penis can't have her? or because she can't have my penis?
> Skip 1 and start with 2
> Have no idea what the FUCK is going on
> Her dress transforms into a giant fucking fist and she's left with a lewd one piece bikini
this is the best videogame ever
>>321811027
>>321811027
google penis envy anon
It's basically about inherent female insecurity.
>>321811186
>Freud
I was expecting something more interesting
>>321811408
It's expanded far beyond any of the things Freud hypothesized.
There's a point where flaunting your sexuality changes from confidence to insecurity
Cereza is not for sexual
Shes just too perfect
>They will never handcuff and molest you
>>321811638
>>321811642
please stop
my heart...
>>321811084
You've missed more than that, that was barely explained in the first game either. Just take it in and enjoy
>>321810775
Cute is hardly a word to describe Bayonetta. At least to me. More like drop dead gorgeous.
>>321812250
Afuckingmen
She's not; ingame she looks like a fucking giraffe. She's pretty when drawn. It's just like Splatoon; characters look amazing when drawn, but shit when represented in 3D.
VS
GIANT
BAYONETTA
Bayo 3 when?
>Finally get 100,000 halos in Bayo 2
>Unsure whether to buy accessories that will help me get higher scores and thus more halos to buy sexy fun outfits, or just start buying outfits
>even when I do start outfits, do I buy sexy geisha or Link to get dat helpful shield
This is too stressful
>>321812814
just get the Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa and useful moves
>>321807701
Short hair Anon
>>321807701
Can I sexaulize Bayonetta?
>>321814321
>no glasses
>>321814321
You're encouraged to.
>>321814321
Sexualizing the Bayo is encouraged.
>>321814321
>no glasses
fucking gross
>>321813803
>>321812741
When Platinum feels like they need a sequel
They almost never do sequels unless they feel it's worth it for whatever purpose it may be.
Bayonetta 2 exists because they wanted to fix the gameplay problems and she's their most popular creation
Also it'll depend on whether or not Sega will be up for it or send it to Nintendo again
Its hard to tell who Bayonetta belongs to, Platinum originally made it for Sega but Sega let them have her
>want good nontumblr short hair bayonetta with glasses porn
>isn't any
thanks
>>321815637
Japs dont give a shit about Bayonetta, hopefully after her Smash reveal we'll finally get some Bayo 2 doujins
tfw bayonetta would never be your waifu because she would completly dominate you in all aspects of life then leave you at her own will.
>>321807701
is that Anita?
>>321814321
>no glasses
DELETE THIS
