Why the fuck are games like this allowed on Steam?
I got my son a Steam gift card for Christmas. The next day I'm hearing girls moaning coming from his room. I go into the room and see him matching 3 or more similar colored icons while a topless girl is moaning sexually. I had my son show me the Steam store page and realized that Steam doesn't have ESRB rating like console games. I notice that no store pages officially states what kind of content are in a game. Those community tags can't always be trusted. I think that Steam should explicitly state rather or not a game has extreme violence, nudity, suggestive themes just like how console games do.
>>321710253
Who did your son go for? Depending on the answer you might have to put him down for the greater good.
>>321710253
it dose you retard. bad troll, learn to read...
"public school problems"
>>321710397
I don't know the names of the characters, but she had red hair.
>>321710253
Bait thread aside, your son has good taste. It could have been worse.
>>321710560
Audreybest girl.
>>321710253
>my son
Surprised it wasn't one of those "my wife's son" posts
>>321710560
Your son has shit taste, disown him
Games like that are age gated on Steam. They knew exactly what they were getting into.
my wife's son went for the indian girl. whatever
>>321710740
and not age restricted games show full frontal nudity or extreme violence.
games will be age restricted, but there isn't a specification of what kind of content are in the game.
Refund and buy him the loli game.
>>321711047
Man this shit gets dark
>>321711448Yeah it does.
>>321711047
What game is that lol
>>321711683
http://store.steampowered.com/app/417110/
>>321711810
>most of the "not recommended" post are upset about the dark twist
Did they not read the description?
>>321712530
Nope, most probably bought on impulse because of the lolis.
I do agree with those about the translations, but I suffered through SAO Hollow Fragment's machine translation and it was just as bad.
1. The store does warn you the game has expplicit content
2. You have to uncesor it. to get the shitty porn.
3. Bait desu.
>>321712910
it's censored?
I see tits without any modifications. Or you mean there's pictures with vagina in it?
>>321713812
Yes.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/339800/discussions/0/616198900649668367/
Developer even tells you how to patch it.
>>321710812
did he poop on the carpet?
Is he house trained?
>>321713812
Oh and here's this too.
http://exhentai.org/g/788143/3fbf01ac83/
>>321710253
Maybe you should step up as a parent and monitor what your child buys and plays instead of expecting other people to do it for you.
The failure isn't on Steam's end. The failure is on yours.
>>321710253
>Steam doesn't have ESRB rating like console games.
Yes it does, you're a blind idiot.
>>321713917
>>321714049
Why do people hate tripfags again?
>>321714725
t. tripfag with his trip off
>>321710253
>Not keeping an eye on your kid and helping him pick games appropriate for his age.
You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>321710253
>lets kid have computer in his room
>surprised to find porn on it
The kid's a dumbass for not using headphones, though.
>>321714972
Flattered that you think that, but I'm posting in 3 other threads right now.
>>321714990
Lego games and?
>>321710508
>it dose you retard
>dose
I mean, you're right, but you invalidate calling someone a retard when you spell the word "does" wrong.
>>321715164
Why is it that retards are the ones to breed so easily?
>>321711810
Reading the "reviews" on these weeb games is fucking hilarious. you guys are such faggots lol.
>>321715486
All Steam reviews are hilarious. People with 0.1h play posting page long reviews or memes and then people who play a game for thousands of hours and then the devs fuck it up so they give it a 'not recommended'.
>>321710253
If you have a kid put him in front of a console, if you don't want your kid watching porn then don't give him the chance
>steam gift card to a kid
Are you retarded? I mean... I'm not going to tell you how to rise your child, but don't go around saying "how could this ever happen?"
Seriously though, Nintendo is the only company that cares about your kids
>>321716097
>Steam is wellknown for pornographic games
>>321716528
I wish.
>>321716528
and gore and swearing and violence.
>>321716528
>>321716557
>meanwhile at Indiegala
>>321716721
>hypno training my mother and sister
I'm intrigued
>>321710253
I'm going to make Beli fat! FAT!
>girl in game says she's chubby
>she's not anywhere close to chubby
>>321712910
Did they have a Steam update where is becomes uncensored or something? Because everywhere I look in my game are nipples and soaking vagOOOs.
>>321718068
Did you previously pirate or play the game through other means?
Hunie Pop Official Tier list:
S: Tiffany Audrey, Aiko
A: Celeste, Kyu, Momo
B: Beli, Kyanna
C: Venus, Lola, Jessie
Shit tier: Nikki
>>321718068
there's vagina in the game?
I see nipples, but vagina are covered with panties
>>321718464
http://www.teamhijack.com/huniepop/patch/uncensor.html
ez
>>321718464
Yup. Tripfag posted links above.
>>321710253
>implying a /v/irgin has reproduced
>>321717338
It's alright, but not worth 2 dollars. That may just be me talking shit though, cause I think porn should be free.
>>321718746
People put hard work into porn, videogames, movies, and shows They should get money for it.
>>321718746
So does it just download to windows? Anywhere I can get it on the cheap?
>>321718913
>They should get money for it
Socialist detected.
People get money when they earn money.
>>321718963
For those you need a mangagamer account to play, but I'm sure you could find dl links for them online.
>>321710684
Came here to post this
>>321714049
>http://exhentai.org/g/788143/3fbf01ac83/
Good now I don't even need to pirate this shit game.
>>321719247
That is censored my friend.
>>321719365
Well I have some downloading to do in that case.
>>321719258
>pirate it
I thought about it, but it was on sale for like $2.50, the developer has posted how to patch it, and I got over 10 hours out of itfucking alpha mode can just fuck itself.
>>321718913
People don't deserve money that they can't physically take from me.
>>321719247
The only full nude photos are the ones after you do the sex puzzle. That is the only version of that image
>>321719543
This. I totally ignored the fact that is a picture Kyu sends you and isn't a 'conquest' photo. If you see vaginas after sex, then you have uncensored.
>>321719513
When the gameplay consists of more than just VN elements and Bejeweled, I'll think about playing. I just want it for fapbait.
>>321719543
>>321719742
I see. All the sex puzzle images have the girls wearing at minimum panties, so yeah I am censored.
>>321710253
Google at your fingertips and you still suck at parenting.
>>321719794
Understood, though there is a lot better stuff to fap too out there.Huniepop images got old after the first time.
>>321719831
Alright. And thanks to the other anon for pointing out I goofed up.
>>321710253
>friend buys the game
>starts playing it
>asks me to watch him streaming it
wat do
>>321720025
Don't turn your homie down.
>>321720025
Watch him stream it?
>>321720025
he's not going to see tits within the first 5 hours of playing unless he actually studies how the game works and knows how to plan his days so he can get a sex scene within 5 hours. or at least have 4 successful dates for sexts.
people who start playing treat the game like bejeweled and ignore passion/sentiments or choosing the right gifts for the right girls.
>>321720025
>watch his stream
>jerk off with him
>???
>profit
>>321720339
I only played for 101 minutes according to Steam and I banged Aiko then dropped the game
>>321720460
>jack off at same time as others
disgusting
>>321719103
Jesus just ban trips on /v/ there's literally no reason for them to exist anywhere but /adv/
Why didn't you save her, /v/?
>>321720681
Yes ban people for posting on topic and replying to people's questions!
>>321720551
You're playing by yourself without the watch of others so there's no pressure for you to keep things exciting with chatter and awesome gameplay.
People who stream are trying to multitask. T hey might not mess around with the menu or think too much about their actions while playing. They may go hours into the game without realizing you can look at a girl's info or realize that certain girls only accept certain gifts or what getting a girl drunk actually accomplishes or what date gifts work best for each girl or situation.
>>321720754
It's a shame that it's come to that. She's my favorite girl. I suppose that means she'll not return in a sequel. Will probably OD.
>>321720592
It is almost guaranteed that someone is masturbating at the same time you are.
>>321720754
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
NOT CANON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>321710253
sounds to me like you're a shitty parent that doesn't know how to regulate what games your son buys.
>>321720754
every girl must felt like shit after huniepop.
Kyu and Venus are cuckqueans so they're okay.
>>321720754
She used to be so happy...
>>321721047
>that disappointing tone after banging her and you leave to work on your next fuck
You could have saved her. You could have stopped playing after her!
>>321721047
>Good boy~
I tried playing as a girl, but the dialogue just never seemed right. They don't come off as lesbians or say things that appeal to the female audience. I switched it to a guy halfway through the game and the dialogue sounded a lot more natural.
Mann its too bad the sequel turn them into lesbians.
>>321720754
it wouldn't be that bad if not for the heart thing in the eyes.
every character has those and it just drives me fucking crazy.
i understand they want a new style and such, but mate atleast try it
>Why is my son looking at topless women?
>I thought he was just going to murder thousands of people like a normal well adjusted person.
America everyone
>>321715064
God damn that's a smug as fuck Serena
>>321720754
I don't mind western cartoon porn, but that style seems lazy. The original art style had more character.
But at least lazy art style means more characters and models. It is a small group of people with a small budget so can't complain much.
>>321722249
>Serena
>tfw no Huniepop 2 featuring new hunies like a robotgirl, demongirl, and atrap/femboy
>>321710253
>I got my son
fuck off outta here gramps
WHAT'S SHAKIN' BACON?
>>321722471
Maybe if Huniecam does well?
>>321722420
Would you prefer I called herBunnyinstead?
>>321710253
is it really that much of a surprise? gabe basically has an online casino going with crates and keys in his games, for children to gamble with. there's no reason he wouldn't also sell sex games to children.
>>321720813
>I love samefagging
also
!
>>321722505
best voice
What are some games I can play together with my wife's son?
>>321722471
There is a game on steam where you play as a trap.
But there's no lewd.
>>321719008
Not him, but how is it socialist to expect some wage for work done? Here I thought socialism was the state owning the means of production instead of richfags and wealth redistribution through tax.
>>321722309
>The original art style had more character.
I can understand preferring the original art because you're a weeb, but it definitely did not have more character considering it was a 13 year old deviant artist's copycat of 'anime'.
>>321722843
The idea that someone deserves compensation for nothing is pretty socialist.
Besides. The internet makes paying for porn seem like a losing prospect.
>>321722928
>Draw a girl
>Call it a guy
Huh, I thought only Japan did this.
>>321722843
He thinks someone deserves something he didn't earn.
>Here I thought socialism was the state owning the means of production
Oh you, that's not what socialism means nowadays.
>>321723062
The future is looking bright.
>>321722928
I wanted to wank it to his tiny girl cock but yeah. I wont waste my time if it's that bad.
It's sad that Hunnie Pop is considered such a great porn game.
Gone are the days of Knights of Xentar, True Love 95, and Cobra Mission.
Though maybe I'm being biased and there's still great hentai games coming out, and I just don't keep up with the times.
Maybe I'll try Monster Girl Quest or something.
>>321710253
No ESRB because that only applies to games inside the United States. Other countries have their own rating system. The internet is a huge grey area.
You bitch about "community tags can't be trusted". Here is what Hunie Pop's tags are. Nudity, Mature, etc. Get off your highhorse. So your kid has an ecchi game. bfd, I had far worse than that from Newgrounds for free at his age.
>>321723457
>It's sad that Hunnie Pop is considered such a great porn game
No one considers it a great game, its just a popular game.
>>321723554
Community tags can't be trusted because:
-they are sometimes used as a joke
-they aren't clear or specific about what type of nudity, language, substance use, mature themes, or violence is depicted
Saints Row 3/4 has nudity, but it's censored.
>>321723737
Yea, but even if it's censored or in a joking manner, it's flagged. Isn't that what overprotective parents want? "Ohh this might be offensive to someone in a certain light. I'd better make a public note of it!"
>>321723554
Gone are the days, scrounging the net for h-games. Those horribly old dress up dolls, masturbate games, and 32bit looking dating sims with bad digitized voices.
No longer do we have to deal with small, poorly scanned, and often badly translated hentai like Bondage Fairy, Super Taboo, Strange Tales, and Slut Girl.
>>321724254
Ok 1, those things being "gone" is a bane, not a boon. There were gems in there even if most were shit. 2, there are plenty of terrible modern games that are the same quality but want $5 for you to find out. 3. what do you have against Bondage Fairies? Pfil was awesome! Did you dislike Hot Tails too?
>>321724254
Man, I used to have to download old DOS Hentai games off of Spanish websites in .rar packets because I had dial up that could barely break 2.5kb/s download speeds.
But you know what? It was all great and I have fond memories of it all. Even the games that I couldn't fap to, but I could still enjoy.
Hell. Even this website, and all other image boards, were once upon a time the only place you could get certain hentai mangas/dojinshi easily. 4chan wasn't always just a place to piss off Gawker execs. 4chan, and Burichan introduced me to /ss/ that wasn't Secret Plot (and SP Deep) and I was forever corrupted.
>>321724830
Do you really suck that much at reading comprehension, or what?
>>321724830
I have nothing against anything I mentioned. I was just feeling nostalgic for those things and remembered the harder times.
Was Hot Tails one where the girl had both penis and vagina and the school nurse and some student fuck her?
>>321725013
I'm with you. the old DOS hentai games had some gems and I went through the same thing. Three Sisters Story is still my favorite from that era.
But what are you talking about? Do they not count 1, 2, 3, in your land?
>>321725132
There were a ton of different stories, some stand-alone, some episodic. I think that was one of them. I still remember the first one I read was about a guy in highschool accidentally cutting his dick off while zipping up, it rolling into the hallway all clean and what not and some girls finding it who begin to experiment with it and pass it around in secret. Meanwhile, he's searching for it while he still feels everything they do to it and has to deal with it while traveling the city.
>>321725013
I use to come to 4chan exclusively for /l/, then moved on to Not4Chan after /l/ was removed. I know all about those times.
>>321725304
Yeah yeah! There was another story about twin girls that could feel when each other was doing something, so one was at home with a dildo while the other was out, so she got a stranger to fuck her in a park.
>>321725174
Speaking of, Does anyone know of a good torrent for Tokimeki Check-In? I couldn't find one on nyaa.
>Nikki's moans
>>321725572
YES!~ Lol! I loved that series. There was one story about a girl (~20yo) that's a herm and another herm who's about 10yrs older figures it out and they end up banging in a hotel. That was my first exposure to that fetish and it was awesome. Far too little porn these days has the same balance of sexy and hilarious.
>>321725623
No, I've meant to play it but never did.
>>321725393
I used to avoid 4chan except for /e/ and not4chan. I was being an edgy contrarian and hung out on burichan and iichan thinking I was above the /b/tard rabble.
Then one day in 2006 or 2007 or so and 4chan went down. /b/tards flooded into burichan and iichan's /b/ boards and pissed off all the stuffy, unfunny tripfags that dwelt there. I never laughed so hard in my life and I've been here ever since.
>>321725174
My personal faves were: True Love, Knights of Xentar, Seasons of the Sakura, Nocturnal Illusions, and Fatal Relation. Though FR was really fucked up.
I played Three Sisters Story and it was pretty cute. Reminded me a lot of Runaway City.
>>321726010
Same company (JASTusa) made both Three Sisters Story and Runaway City. They're actually still sold in a 3pack with something else on Jlist I think. And Yea, it was cute.. if cute now entails raping a female security guard with a shock baton while electrocuting her. Their cute style always had fucked up moments.
As for fucked up games though, Divi-DEAD still ranks up there for me. So many endings and paths. So dark. Some paths were retarded but some where just fucking dark. I feel bad for whoever had to do the graphics and actually put the hours into drawing that dead mangled and disemboweled puppy we spent the first hour helping.
>>321725918
Yea. I remember reading through all of Sexy Losers as well for that same mix of comedy and porn. Shit like that just doesn't get made anymore.
>>321726010
I never really left here when /l/ went down, but I didn't come to /v/ for years because I mostly fapped to loli or whatever I was in the mood for, slept, worked, or played WoW.
>>321715440
Cause having any sort of grey matter you realize it isn't worth having a child to drain your coffers.
Also the lack of braincells allow them to block out negative thoughts and emotions and just fuck away like 2 dogs down the alleyway.
>>321725013
English isn't the main language of America any more, get with the times !!
>>321726503
Hah! I love those guys. I first found Sexy Losers in an add in "H", an ero mag put out by Studio Cutepet before they went and became a pay site. I had a Visa Buxx card when I was 12 so anything I could order online was mine.
If you haven't started yet, read Oglaf. Very much in the same vein as Sexy Losers, just less necrophilia.. and let's face it, no one will ever live up to be Kenta's Horny Mom.
>>321718347
your taste in waifus suck.
Beli best girl! BEST GIRL.
>>321727392
Read some of that as well. Use to frequent Cutepet aswell as Scribblekids stuff.
Huniepop is made by a bunch of girls.
>>321725916
>fapped more to the moans than the images
>no fail condition for sanic mode so you can just almost fill the bar then let it drain to keep hearing moans
I think everyone but the MILF and Palutena were good. Rather enjoyed Tiffany, Audrey, Akio and Nikki
>>321726458
Heh. I guess I was thinking more of the sisters themselves. But yeah, there was rape scenes in TSS and JAST always had some very fucked up scenes in their games. Being as linear as they all are there was no way to not see the messed up stuff in them.
>>321721979
Yeah, that's fucked up.
>>321728309
So?
>>321727392
I used to love Studio Cutepet until Jared Hodges turned into an America-hating libtard.
>>321710560
Your son has shit taste. Audrey is worst girl.
>>321729231
Which one is Palutena?
>>321730246
Venus
>>321730004
it means that in some way, these girls are indirectly giving you handjobs.
>>321730280
Which one is Venus?
>>321710253
Okay, here's an idea. Be an actual parent and don't give your brat that kind of freedom. Clearly your son shouldn't be allowed to make his own choices in regards to his entertainment, so you should step the fuck up and monitor his gaming activity. Get involved, buy him games that are age-appropriate, and don't blame Steam or Valve for you being a shitty dad. God you fucking millennials are hopeless. You're going to raise a generation of thugs and sex offenders.
>>321730348
Can any kind anons buy this for me while it's still 3 bucks? I didn't get anything for christmas because I don't have any friends and my parents hate me. I can trade some csgo skins or tf2 items for it but don't have much else. I would greatly appreciate it.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/jesustakedawheel/
is Audrey best girl a meme?
she's a bitch, uneducated, and a degenerate
>>321710253
Personally, I'd be more concerned about my child seeing graphic violence in HD than enjoying images of the human body. I mean, neither one particularly bothers me, but if I had to pick one that might need to be handled with care, it would be the violence.
>>321730282
I feel a bit aroused now.
>>321710253
>your son
>not your wive's son
get your shitposting game in order.
>>321730760
>decide to be nice and buy a game for a beggar on /v/
>turns out it was some guy that hoards free games from giveaways and promotions and trades them for CS:GO keys
lesson:
anyone who begs for games on /v/ is just some guy using that game to sell or trade for a profit and not someone who actually wants to play that game
>>321730779
>Uneducated
She's in college
>bitch, degenerate
I don't know. She grew on me
>>321730760
get a fucking job you degenerate
>>321730760
>https://steamcommunity.com/id/jesustakedawheel/
>220 games
>P-pls buy me a game [I can't afford a 3 dollar game]
>>321720754I didn't want to cheat on everybody, i wanted to stay withTiffany
>>321730760
you can buy it with the trading cards from the winter event. 3 a day for 2 weeks. They sell for 5 cents each (8 cents)
>>321716721
Is this bundle worth it? are any of these worth $10?
>>321710253
at least your son isn't gay. dodged that bullet.
how do I put strange device in trash can at the beach?
>>321732098
You don't. Just have it in your active inventory after a night meeting on the beach. I'm not sure if it works after succeeding a 4/5 heart date though.
>>321732098
Pls don't trash that
The thing you're supposed to trash is a bag of goldfish in the afternoon to get momo
>>321710253
Frankly, I watched way worse shit when I was your son's age. Your son probably has too. /thread
By the way, good pornographic games anybody? Note that good means no Hunnie pop.
how the fuck do I get rid of items in my inventory? It's filled with useless date gifts and panties.
>>321734301
Panties aren't useless. Everything else drag to the right. A semitransparent trash area appears
>>321734610
Oh. I wish the game had some area in the settings that explains the game's mechanics and controls.
>>321731519
Bump, I guess.
>>321710253
>Meet girl, she's kinda cool
>Add her on steam
>She has the deluxe edition of Huniepup
>Its her third most played game
What do?
>>321711047
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/417110/
Visual Novels aren't games anon.
>>321737738
Stick it in.
>>321710253
I'm gonna buy some weebshit for the holidays and you can't stop me.
>>321730396
OMG you fucking gaylord, you think Playboy magazines didn't exist in the olden days and almost every child had them. You fucking generation Y people think that kinky shit only exist in the 90s.
Did we grow up to be sex offenders, sunshine?
God you Yers are fucking hopeless. You're going to raise a generation of retards and idiots and your on top of the heap already. Gay fuckers, I heard your boyfriend is calling go and eat that brown sausage of his.
>>321711047
I'm guessing there are no H scenes or anything in this, right?
>>321722956
>for nothing
Porn is a service like any other service. Good porn requires skill and finesse, and long hours of blood, sweat and semen. Sometimes it unvolves a whole team of dedicated minds working together to complete a high quality project. That's not "nothing".
You're probably long gone but regardless, fuck you and your mother.
>>321730215
>>321710698
God fucking damnit man. Even after all these years, /v/, you still have some life left in you.
