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>everything makes game seem shitly and bad as possible
>its actually a great game
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Black Ops 2.
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is it two worlds 2?
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Resident Evil 6
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South park stick of truth.
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Who could honestly beat TR8-TR in a fight?
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>>321670305
A coward with a bowcaster
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>>321670305
RT-8RT
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>>321670305
Madara Uchiha and his copypasta form
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Ricochet
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Ace of Spades
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>>321670305
>TR8-TR
Oh shit nice one
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>>321669592
Someone explain this meme to someone who hasn't watched the movie please.
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>>321673525
TR-8R, the raddest fucking Stormtrooper in the galaxy.
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>>321673525
best character in whole movie
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TRAITOR
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>>321673676
HEY GUYS
WHAT IF TR8-TR IS BOBA FETT IN DISGUISE?
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>>321669592
I thought Fallout 4 was okay but everyone on this board makes it sound like it was BoS tier. Does that count?
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>>321670305
Han solo
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>>321673676
He was probably some fucking nerd that all the other stormtroopers laughed at because he kept saying shit like "melee combat is the purest form of combat" and practiced that shit religiously.
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>>321674205
and now. they died and he survived
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>>321674205
>take a sword on a gunfight
>stab them while they are laughting
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>>321674205
>Stormtrooper using a blaster gets killed by a complete shitter with a lightsaber
>TR-8R fucking puts him on the ground with melee
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>>321674454
He's probably the star wars version of ken-sama, he's probably some sort of jediaboo
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this is now polski thread
post poland
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Did it bother anyone else that Finn had absolutely no qualms about killing stormtroopers, despite growing up with them, and that they're people too? He was horrified at the beginning when that one bloody stormtrooper got killed, but then thought nothing of it.
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>>321674339

>taking a bowgun shot to the chest
>surviving
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>>321673676
that was actually pretty based

I'm guessing the new guy is barely trained so it would make sense for him not to be to strong with a lightsaber
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>>321674205
>"melee combat is the purest form of combat"
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>>321670305
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>>321675023
i always see this image and still cant work out what the fuck is actually happening in it
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>>321675295
>>321675270
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>>321675389
old man getting impaled by son
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>>321673676
He could probably defeat Kylo Ren
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>>321675170
He wasn't trained period. He's an ex trooper, they find the saber in the outpost's basement, then the order attacks and when he asks his friends for a weapon they just go "we don't got any spares, just use the shiny stick"
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>>321676106

Well if Storm troopers are anything like our armed forces then every trooper is a trigger puller and has some kind of training in melee combat. I bet Finn knows how to use or at least turn on that weird spinning shock stick.

I liked later when Rey is using the saber and keeps doing thrust attacks because it's all she knows after fighting with a metal stick her whole life.

Also lets be serious, you don't NEED training to understand how to swing a laser sword around.
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>>321675170

He's not the new Jedi.
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>>321676950
Well obviously it's not rocket science to figure out "swing laser stick at bad guy = dead" but he's not definitely not a lightsaber specialist like your average jedi/sith
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>>321674205
ONLY A FOOL TRUSTS HIS LIFE TO A WEAPON
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>>321673676
Why is he called a traitor?
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>>321677231

That's why he almost got his face smashed by that shock stick. That Storm Trooper was better at fighting hand to hand because it seems like he specialized in it.. or something.
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>>321677580
Finn is the traitor, not the stormtrooper TR-8R. Finn used to be a stormtooper but bitched out.
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>>321669592
TRAITOR
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>>321675023
Thanks fucker
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>>321670305
this doesn't work though 'cause he's not the traitor
TR8-TR-H8R sounds too nigger
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i didn't know janitors fought with blasters in space wars
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>Powstanie Warszawskie w skrócie
What is this gibberish?
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>>321676950
>you don't NEED training to understand how to swing a laser sword around.
Eh, I call BS. I'm no SW nerd, but from what I understand you're basically swinging the hilt around and that's it. There's hardly any weight to it at all, which is why it's the preferred force user weapon. They use the force to guide their swings or some shit.
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>>321677580
just before you see him drop his weapons and bust out the anti-saber melee, he shouts TRAITOR at finn
it's pretty badass and i think its the only thing he says
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>>321677942
it looks polish, plus it has wasrzaw in one of the words.
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>>321673676
How did he not see this black guy running straight towards him from the right?
How does no one see this exposed black guy just standing there and shoot him?

This bullshit worked with the Jedi since they could pull firearms and deflect projectiles with the force or their lightsaber, but this is just some guy.
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>>321677580
cuz he's a traitor
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>>321677952
If you're not doing gay ass prequel ballerina shit it's pretty easy to avoid cutting yourself
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>>321673676
First time we see a stormtrooper with a shield.
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>>321676950
>Also lets be serious, you don't NEED training to understand how to swing a laser sword around.
worst part of the movie
that shit is supposed to be deadly to the untrained user
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>>321678156
>>321677708
>>321677680

Personally I find it interesting that Kylo angrily yelled it at him as well. Vader would have just outright killed him.
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>>321678235
Anything that moves us away from this jedi are superheroes crap, I'm all for.
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>>321673676
>Just throwing down his shield and blaster at the sight of a fucking lightsaber

Why? Is he crazy?
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>>321678416
He's probably been waiting for this chance his whole life.
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>>321678416
Overcome with rage at the sight of a traitor he went berserk.
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>>321670305
chief keef in his silver SRT8 with his silver AK and his baby Kay-Kay
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So apparently everything about this movie apes off of episode 4 right? Does it at least let you feel like you're a silent observer in this crazy alien universe as well as 4 did?
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>>321678462
this
not everyday you see a traitor jedi wannabe
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>>321669592
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
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>>321673676
I feel like this is the only reason I'd ever bother to watch this Disney trash.
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>TR-8R
>Tray Tor
>Traitor

His name was... fan-made?
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>>321678416

>light saber can deflect blaster bolts
>light saber cannot repel spinning lighting hammer
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>>321678645
I meant, an excuse to show off those sick baton skills he's been practicing for 10 hours every day.
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>>321678416
He doesn't want to get his nipples fried off by his own lasers being deflected
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>>321678591

Yes to both. The scene with the space pirates in particular actually made the universe feel more alive.
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>>321673676
But why does he wear the helmet?
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>>321675023
THAT WAS FOR TR-8R YOU REBEL SCUM
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>>321678734

>TR-8R who gave you authorization to practice with the baton?
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>>321678235

Yeah I get that if one of us neckbeards picked it up we'd end up lobotomized ourselves, but both Finn and Rey are trained melee combat some way.

Finn probably got some basic training with that thing or some kind of anti-light saber weapon. I guess despite there being "one jedi" left there's still enough sabers laying around to worry about training troopers and giving them a weapon that can combat one.

Rey beats the shit out of dudes with a stick for unknown number of years and also is chock full of force powers or whatever the fuck.
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>>321669592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
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>>321679029
Those fingers distract the shit out of me.
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>>321679029
He probably does it when all the other stormtroopers have down time. When they're playing space ball, he's practicing his baton. When they're banging new and exciting aliens, he's practicing his baton.
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>>321679029
I'd a female storm trooper.
I'd a female storm trooper hard.
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>>321679029
>metal-covered fingertips
Faith in JJA: lost
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>>321678150
>>321678416
He probably assumes the dude knows how to deflect blaster fire based on a few simple things.
>lightsaber
>he's in the middle of a shootout completely unscathed and just stabbed a dude who was using a blaster
>infers firing is useless
>didn't spend 7000 hours training in the stick put just to die to some faggot blocking his shots
>phasma will totally promote me for beating this dude in close combat
>she might even smugly disregard my efforts while she pins my shoulder pad on
>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
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>>321669592
>Ar nosurge
Consume excrement and expire /v/, if NISA has translated this proper, there would be more than three lines of text in the game without a basic grammatical error or name inconsistency. I lost count of the number of times certain places or people had their names written differently.
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>>321673676
Fun Fact:
He is not dead. He just got hit and flew away.
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>>321675170
the nigger is actually another Stormtrooper who deserted and joined the Resistance, he's not a Jedi at all, he only carries the lightsaber for his Jedi girlfriend, who later friendzones him while he's in a coma

he's the saddest nigger
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>>321679424
>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
On this premise I accept the scenario now at face value.
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>>321679370
>When they're banging new and exciting aliens, he's "practicing" with his "baton"
Literally our guy.
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>>321673676
I wish his fucking nightstick weapon thing was better designed. He tries to make it look good but there's a reason tonfas didn't last as long as swords n shit. They're too unwieldy.
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>>321679424

>I am so hard right now, as per regulations

fucking kek'd hard
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>>321679424
>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
I fucking died
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>>321679076
fits op's gif so well
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>Finn spends whole life with First Order
>Immediately switches sides and starts killing fellow stormtroopers
>Thinks nothing of it
>Doesn't stop to think if those guys might be his friends
>He has no First Order friends

Finn is the equivalent of /r9k/ going on a school shooting.
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>>321679431
>NISA
You mean Koei Tecmo, NISA was just the distributor
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>>321679424
>>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
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>>321679424
10/10
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>>321679928
>nigger have no remorse killing his friends
Pretty realistic m8, didn't expect that from Star Wars.
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>>321679376

First Order actually was pretty good for inclusiveness. They had female, along with black officers and stormtroopers.
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>>321673676
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WEAPON EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?!
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>>321680070
White people are the mass shooters anon.
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>>321679928
Friends are against regulations
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>>321679923
IT GOES WELL WITH EVERYONE'S GIF
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>>321673525
From what I gather, that particular Stormtrooper is named TRAITOR or TR-8R because that's his only line in the movie. He's also the only interesting one, even being more memorable than the female commander Stormtrooper because of his cool weapon.
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>>321679424
>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
>>321680089
They even had an emo teenager and Andy Serkis.
Talk about covering all bases.
Also I'm still mad that Phasma is probably dead
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>>321679928
>quiet janitor who breaks into sweatstorm when women talk to him goes on a killing spree, screaming "I'm in charge now!" at his female boss, moments before throwing her in a trash compactor
I don't know how I didn't think of it like that before.
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>>321670305
All their names start with FN-, though.
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>>321679462

He has to return. I hope Disney brings him back.

https://u.pomf.io/zovxtf.mp4
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The World Ends With You.
>Heavy use of touch screen
>Emo protagonist
>Heavy involvement of Nomura
>Heavy focus on fashion and memes
>Massive amounts of JPOP
>Plodding intro where nothing happens for a while and then all of a sudden they throw 50 tutorials at you

And yet the game is in my top 10 favorites of all time.
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>>321679029
The same person who authorized you to lower the shields dooming our entire planet weapon to a rebel strike and throwing everything away that we have built since you wanted to save your own skin
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>>321680271
I never said the contrary. But usually white people won't switch sides and kill their old friends without giving a fuck.
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>>321680463
Punished TR-8R
A fallen storm trooper
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>>321680171

Some kind of multi-purpose melee baton type thing that generates a field capable of stopping a saber from cutting right through it.

You dumb or something m8 ?
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While we talking star wars, Should i get The Old Republic on steam? I've heard alot of good things but is it actually as good as people make it out to be, I've been wronged before so im unsure
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>>321680463
>https://u.pomf.io/zovxtf.mp4
holy shit that's great
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>>321680409
>he did it for free too

BRAVO ABRAMS
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>>321669592
The first Kingdom Hearts.
I remember reading about it in PSM I think, and boy was I skeptical. Turned out to be great, except for "Teedus"
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>>321679928
>Doesn't stop to think if those guys might be his friends
Finn never said killing was wrong, he said he wouldn't be doing his killing for the First Order.
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>>321680487
Well it was either that or getting gang banged by a geriatric Harrison Ford, a wookie and a nigger.
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>>321680608
If we used him as the base for clone troopers would we have an army of Solid and Liquid TR8-T0Rs?
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>>321680721
You mean KOTOR? Yes, you should. Both of them.
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>>321681009
Well I'm sure they be more effective than an army of Jango Fett's
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So does this movie put the whole "stormtroopers can't aim" thing to bed?
Because they are pretty fucking competent in this one.
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>>321673676
Scene would have been a hundred times better if it had been silver-cheeks McGarbage had been the one to do all that.

It would have made sense that the soldier in charge of stormtroopers and main military leader of the ground forces would train to take down Jedi, or at least defend herself from a berserk Kylo Ren. Would have also helped build some real visible friction between Fin and her rather than resort to 'I hate my boss' tropes.
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>>321681009
>clones receive the "kill the jedis" order
>they take out their batons and club to dead these faggots
I'll pay to watch that.
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>>321676950
Why doesn't Mary Suerey just put the lightsaber on the end of her stick?
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>>321678270
funny how promo material made him look menacing in actuality
He's a whiny brat who throws a hissy fit when something doesn't go his way
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>>321679029
You know what... Its true what they say. Don't fear a knight in shining armor, for they have never had their metal tested.
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> Kylo Ren screaming "TRAITOR" at Finn after he's just murdered Han Solo

Was that intentionally hypocritical? If it had been Lucas writing the script i'd have assumed so but...
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>>321681263
They still can't seem to hit important characters and they had no problems dispatching with the rebels on Leia's ship in A New Hope so I guess the joke still stands. But they definitely seem more formidable in this one, especially during the initial assault of the Jakku village. Yea a lot of them bite the dust but it actually feels like an assault.
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>>321681685
>behold,I've invented the lightpike!
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>>321680487
Imagine if Phasma comes back all grizzled and angry looking kinda like Boba Fett, looking for revenge to redeem herself. I'd support that if it weren't a direct ripoff of Brienne of Tarth
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>>321679928
>FUCKING STORMIES REEEEEEEEE
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>>321670305

>Who could honestly beat XYZ in a fight?

Here's your answer.
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>>321681738

Kylo doesn't consider himself to be Ben Solo anymore. As in they're two completely different people, in his mind.
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>>321680171
It's literally a Power Maul from 40k.
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>>321682330
>As in they're two completely different people, in his mind.
More like he is still trying to mindfuck himself into believing this but can't get it to stick hence all his inner turmoil.
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>>321682156
Fuckin' A+, man
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>>321678719
It's a stupid meme - which I wish wasn't a thing because the scene is actually awesome
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How much is Phasma in this? Can't stand the fucking actress in GOT.
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>>321681738
Kylo screamed TRAITOR in remembrance to the fallen hero that was cowardly killed by the resistance.
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>>321670305
>TR8-TR
>Trait-tor

It's fucking TR-8R You fucking cock mongler.
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>>321680171
A space tonfa.
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So who here would a storm trooper (female)?
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>>321682626
About 5 minutes total

3 of them are in the first scene
1 where she asks Finn why his nigger mug isn't covered
1 where she gets taken hostage and thrown into the trash

And that's it
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>>321678416
>not challenging your opponent to a glorious melee duel

I bet you're rebel scum too.
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>yfw the screenwriters smugly believed Phasma would be the fan favourite by making her do absolutely nothing.
>yfw they'll totally ignore TR8-TR because it doesn't fit into the artificial audience reaction they tried to construct
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>>321682690
>TR8-TR
>Treight Tee-arr
You're the idiot.
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>>321681321
She got thrown in the trash. Literally.

Man what the hell, and they gave her such cool armor too.
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>>321680171
A Weapon to surpass Lightsabers
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>>321683006
Landmines?
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itt: traitors
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>>321670305

Kyle Katarn
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>>321674205
>tfw I unironically trained weapon disarms for years
>got to use it only once in my life when I disarmed some knife waving turd in the subway
It was all worth it.
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>>321680171
Honestly, when Finn and Kylo locked sabers and he started using the crossguard to burn Finn I realised the utility of it.

I mean you end up locking near the hilt, and that thing stops the other person's blade from sliding all the way down, and then you can just twist it to burn a nigga.

It's honestly not that bad. Lightsabers are already kind of insane considering one false swing and you cut your nipples off since there's no blunt side and you can't grab the blade.

That's why you gotta be a jedi or REALLY careful/lucky to use one.
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>>321682415
Classy.
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>>321682869
Why? Has this meme made it to the normies as well?
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>>321683194
>no Jedi Knight reboot where you play motherfucking Kyle Katarn fighting off riot stormtroopers
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>>321681738
Kylo Ren had the "strength" to resist the light.

Finn didn't.
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>>321669592
>that filename
bk w chuj
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>>321683360
>not one, but two new jedi knight games were cancelled recently
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>>321683442
> Recently

A lot of shit got canned when Disney got the rights to star wars. Like that Darth Maul game.
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>>321683321
Is that fuckin' Dredd
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>>321678235

>that shit is supposed to be deadly to the untrained user

Why? Pretty sure I can handle "keep shiny thing away from body" without special training.
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>>321680171
You know for all the bellyaching about how tardo kylo's saber was pre-release, it was nice to see the crossguard actually used when he burned finn's shoulder. The horribly unstable beam was a nice touch too.
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>>321683524
Not quite.
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>>321682174
Is he canon?
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>>321683675
Yo that's Dredd wearing a trenchcoat
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>>321682869
Phasma had a lot of scenes cut apparently

>>321683341
I dunno about normies in general but my friends/family thought TR-8R was cool
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>>321683758
How about this then?
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Replace "Great" with "Good" and I can say Undertale as an example.
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>>321669592
This fight should have lasted longer. All that design for a 15 second fight....
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>>321683875
Anderson
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>>321683525
That's because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. You can easily hurt yourself even with a sword, much less something that will literally burn through you on contact.
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Future Cop LAPD

The grandfather of all MOBA's.
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>>321683939
TR8-TR only need 15 seconds to wreck a jedi
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>>321683341
TR8-TR doesn't have to be a meme, he's cool and stands out as the only stormtrooper to use a saber proof tonfa on screen, one of the few to speak, and for kicking Finn's ass with his sweet spinning skills. Meanwhile what's her face stands out as being a grill and getting thrown in a trash compactor.
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>>321683958
You're a cheeki breeki m8.
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>>321669592
Banjo: Nuts and Bolts
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>>321674205
Dammit. Now I want to see a spin off movie of the back story of TR-8TR.
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>>321669592
I hope that TR-8R was only wounded by the bowcaster.
Sterling effort like that, he deserves to make another appearance.
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>>321684081
But he didn't fight a Jedi.
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>>321683524
There's a tv show mentioned in the Ciaphas Cain books about "Arbitrator Foreboding"
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>>321683409
ZDRAJCA!
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so is "TR8-TR" going to be a brief running gag in episodes 8 and 9 after all this exposure

is this what you people wanted
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>>321684204
I actually like 40k but sometimes it's funny how uncanny some designs look compared to other IPs 'n shit.
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>>321684081
Finn is a muggle
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>>321673676
Why does he carry an oversized tonfa designed to counter lightsabers when there is like only two guys who fight with lightsabers (and one of them is his boss)?
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>>321684628
It's riot control gear
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>yfw he was supposed to be a one off fight scene but thanks to memeing TR8-TR comes back as some sort of storm trooper commander and gets a proper saber v. spinner duel with a trained user and not some schmuck who's had it for 5 minutes
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>>321674105
Too bad he d i e d
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>>321684628
You really think that's the only thing it's used for? He's probably on riot control or something
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>>321677952
noone who use one handed weapon touch anything but the hilt.
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>>321677848
TR-8R was just announcing his presence on the battlefield
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>>321673676
Best lightsaber fight in the whole series, seriously. TR-8R is also probably the best fighter so far.
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>>321680463
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>>321670305
Probably most people with a blaster, it took the guy like 15 seconds to close the gap with a melee wep.
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I want the next movie to be just about Finn, TR-8R, and Poe. I don't care about anyone else in that movie
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>>321684435
much is original, much isn't.
there is one character that is literally just Alexander the Great with relevant names and terms switched around to match the setting
there's also this.. thing
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>>321683004
>Man what the hell, and they gave her such cool armor too.
Apparently that armor is made from parts of Sheev's Naboo ship
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>>321684730
>mfw Captain Phasma survived as well
>mfw first scene of new movie is her getting executed or demoted while TR8-TR gets promoted and given a medal
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>>321683725

He's canon in my heart
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>>321684935
One of the Primarchs?
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I like that Kylo Ren is just a sniveling bitch, but I don't like how fucking clumsy he is with a lightsaber. He still has the force, fighting Finn shouldn't even be a challenge
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>>321680398
Gwendoline Christie is confirmed to be in the next movie.
And now she'll have an even more personal beef with the plucky hero squad.
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>>321684932
Real talk I would watch the hell out of a Finn and Poe's Bogus Journey
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>>321679029
>"I did."
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>>321685225
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Macharius_%28Character%29
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>>321684789
Nigga, use that brain.

He was saying that the weight is entirely a small hilt, rather than the weight of a full sword.
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>>321678235
No it's not.

First time Luke used one, he had a blindfold on and was getting shot at by a spinning globe thing.
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>>321685225
Macharius, legendary Imperial Guard general.
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>>321684932
This would make a better mpvie tbqh.
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>>321670305
T8-TR
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>>321685294
He'd been shot with a gun that was blowing stormtoopers across the room
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Didn't Rey already show off her fighting skills with a staff or something in the beginning of the movie when she beat up two muggers.
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>>321683260
It's not actually a cross-guard; Kylo overclocked his ghetto-rigged lightsaber to the point that it needs exhaust ports.
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>>321678235
Han used one to cut open Luke's tauntaun with no problems
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>>321683995
Lightsabers being weightless depends almost entirely which trilogy we're talking about though, it's not some canon rule. OT they seemed much more cumbersome, prequels they became light as a feather (which ties in to the 'deadly to the untrained user' thing). But JJ explicitly stated he wanted the lightsabers to feel like they had more weight to them similar to the OT, so there's no real reason anyone would cut themselves just from attempting basic attacks. Attempting to fight a trained Jedi/Sith would obviously be a different story.
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>>321685518
>Is this nigga for real?
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>>321684932

>interplanetary buddy road trip movie

Yes fucking please
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>>321681685
i want her to have a blue darth maul saber in 8
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>>321684730
TR8-TR will come back as Finn ach-rival, you'll see. Also I hope he's black.
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>>321678235
>that shit is supposed to be deadly to the untrained user

Only in non-canon EU shit
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>>321685340
As long as we get more fem storm troopers.
I don't know why I have developed such a hard on for them.
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>>321685981
Because you're a faggot.

Real men enjoy watching other men swinging their batons.
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>>321682415
power maul disintergrate shit
the baton just apply kinetic force.
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>>321681983
>she lost the cromature since she was dropped in the garbage.
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>>321685759
Actually he lacked the patience to wait for his artificial crystal to finish, so when he first used it the crystal cracked and shot out multiple beams. He used another focusing crystal to direct the extra beams into the cross guards. It is also the reason his saber is all wavy instead of solid.

It is a nice metaphor for his character, so poser and emo that he lacked the discipline to create a 'real' fake saber crystal.
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>>321679424
>I am so hard right now, as per regulations
Shit, I was not ready for this.

Scared my cat with my laughter.
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>>321686139
>Because you're a faggot.
>Real men enjoy watching other men swinging their batons.

I've some news for you Anon...
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so phasma gave in to the squad and doomed the first order with zero push back and maybe a shoulder shrug

what the fuck was that?
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>>321686164
Source?
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>>321685981
I've always thought stormtroopers were bomb as fuck after some of the badassery they pulled off in various (now non-canon) EU shit.
For real though, I bought a TR-8R action figure. Motherfucker is next-level.
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>>321686139
Well I mean if I had to choose between TR-8R or Phasma then TR-8R will always win.
But I just really like the idea of fucking a big titted storm trooper.
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>>321686346
jjwriting.
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>>321686346
Look, the movie was bad.

Bad.

There were at least 15 things that were just as insane as what you just mentioned.

They were going for the Transformers audience, and I mean that in the most insulting way possible.

That being said, what did you expect?

JJAbe + Disney + THIS MUST BE ACCESSIBLE TO THE MASSES
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>>321685294
If you really pay attention to the fight he is toying a bit with Finn before cleaving him almost in two. And like other anons have said he is pretty badly injured, as well as pretty fucked up in the head after murdering his father.
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>>321686164
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>>321686346
Saving her own life with the expectation that her troops would storm the block and deal with the three stooges.

The First Order doesn't appear to be as cavalier about murdering their personnel as the Empire was.
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>>321686682
What's the context? And why the fuck doesn't she work out to tone those hips?
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>>321686346
If it had just been the fighter assault, or it had just been a small infiltration team, The First Order woulda slapped their shit down no problem, shields or no.

Phasma was confident that even if she saved her own life by lowering the planetary shields, her troops would overwhelm whatever attacks came their way, and she was almost right; one member of the 3-man ground team is dead, one is in a coma, and the air support was more than half wiped out before Poe took advantage of Han and Chewie's attack on the power station.
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>>321686707
I don't know why they didn't just shoot her in the face after she disabled the shields.
They literally had no reason to kill her if she disobeyed, but she obeyed. They should have shut down the shields and then killed Phasma since she only served to serve the First Order after her disabling of the shields.
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>>321686379
The star wars tech book Disney put out. It explains the Kylo Ren's lightsaber is a design he found from and ancient Sith/Jedi world that was mentioned in the EU a couple of times. It uses an artificial crystal he made that has cracks in it, which causes the excess energy beams and the wavy effect.

It has been mentioned in multiple sources that artificial crystals that aren't allowed to mature properly, or natural crystals that have even minute flaws in them, can cause the beam to become weird or short out completely. A character once lost her arm because a flaw in her crystal caused the lightsaber's beam to go back into the hilt when she was trying to block another Jedi trainee's attack, the Jedi cut her arm off and her lightsaber blew up preventing them from reattaching her arm.
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>>321680171
Something akin to a vibroblade i guess
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>>321674782
it still bothers me
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>>321687128
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>>321686346
I mean, they had to done a lot of work to blow up the death sta-- I mean the starkiller
>Lower down the shield
>go to the weak point
>place the bombs
>hope that some of the pilots destroys the rest
>all while an entire army tries to kill you.

I know it's filled with plotholes, but still
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>stabbing someone with a lightsaber

How does the rotational velocodensity of the blade not just immediately slice the guy in two if the guy moves his arm? He had to pull it out. They used them to slowly cut through blast doors in the prequels, and a meatbag requires pulling the blade out.
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>>321674782
he's defective. He probably has some mental issue.
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>>321674782
This. He freaks out about the dying trooper at the start of the movie but then has no problem killing an entire hanger to escape with Poe
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>>321684730
>>321684385
It's not less shoehorned in than the stuff from the original trilogy that got ported over from ep 4.
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>>321686585
The movie wasn't bad, it was just really, really unpolished. The premise was sound, the ideas behind the film were really well designed, and most of the characters besides Rey were amazingly represented.

It is the small details that screw things up and make the movie just an 'okay' film. If they had a scene with Fin and bloody-handed trooper right before they landed, something to establish a bond before the fight, it would have made sense that the trooper's death would have effected Fin that way.

If they had Phasma be the one to take down Fin with the shock tonfa, proving that she was badass and setting character tension between the two, it would have been much better.

If they had attempted to have Rey have to learn ANYTHING, or even failing to do something, it would have been much better.

It was a well thought out, but unpolished film that made many shortcuts and narrative leaps to get from point A to Z, skipping over the entire MNOP section of the alphabet.
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>>321674782
>Killing someone who was raised from birth to follow orders and murder
vs
>Opening fire on civilians

Plus, he was trained the same way as the rest of 'em, so he probably has somewhat warped morals as far as killing, violence, etc.
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>>321685534
underrated post
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>>321687489
too violent for pg-13
noone in 7 movies even fight with swords properly, what do you expect?
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>Still no qt's in imperial uniforms
Fucking hell
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