>Little cousins call themselves "gamers"
>They play candy crush and minecraft
>Their favorite streamer is PewPooLoo
>mfw I gave them a PS4 with a single game: Dark Souls
ITT: Cousin stories that happened this Christmas
>ps4
>ds1
>I gave them a PS4 with a single game: Dark Souls
???
>One set of my cousins are older than me and are boring normies
>The other set are a couple years younger than me, are total brats, and I hardly ever see them
>The boy is Redditscum
>The girl is going into high school next year and has already gotten her hair dyed blue
>>321629893
Pretty sure you meant PS3, bro.
Anyway, here is mine:
>Brother's little son is playing some dumb game on this iPad
>Get said iPad and delete all games in it before I leave home
>His face when he couldn't find any game on his Galaxy Tab
>>321629893
Epic thread
>>321629893
What I read:
>My cousins are children just having fun with time-wasting mini-games
>My autism is triggered because they aren't playing what I play/played
>mfw gave them a shit game that became a meme because casuals found it difficult
>Have younger cousin
>She's a really damn smart girl
>Enjoy talking to her whenever there's a family get together
>Give her life advice, things I've learned and how to avoid some mistakes I've made
>She tells me I'm her favorite cousin and always eagerly talks to me or pulls me aside to chat
>Respect her entirely as a person
>Her tits just won't stop growing
>They're fucking massive at this point
>Worried family will notice my glances
Help, it was impossible to ignore this Christmas
>haven't seen older cousin for 6 years
>never really talked about video games, just know he liked Duke Nukem 3D back in the late 90's
>we played a bit of R-Type Delta together
Could be worse.
>>321630306
Jerk.
>>321629893
> dark souls
> not dark souls 2
It's like you want them to play shitty inferior games.
>>321629893
requesting source of the pic
>>321630537
This
Anyone who calls theirself a gamer should be hung. It doesn't matter if you play Facebook games, rehashed shooters, MOBA garbage, the latest interactive movie, indie meme game, or even games that are good. Game sould not be used as a god damn verb
>>321630306
Your wife's son is a nigger? Bro you fucked up
>>321630669
You should learn to read.
>>321630651
Memer
>>321630415
Bang her mah nigga. Incest between cousins is widely ignored by state law.
Fuck Moses, we're all sons of motherfuckers, quite literally, if history can be trusted.It can't, but whatever. FUCK THOSE TITTIES
>>321630747
It's a meme. Either way, you shouldn't be associating with darkies
>>321630774
Eats spicy goodness
KIKE A BOSS
>>321630415
>>Respect her entirely as a person
>>Her tits just won't stop growing
NiceGuy.jpeg
>>321630839
But anon, I don't want to break her trust. She really likes talking to me and seems to respect me. Besides, if it did happen and it got out it would destroy my family. I remember this girl as a baby. If we were both orphaned I'd do it in a heartbeat, but shit has consequences man.
>>321630349
>le contrarian man
>2 of my cousins are slightly younger than me, one in senior year of high school and one in freshman year of college
>they don't play even phone games, they just fuck niggers all day long
>one cousin is a middle school homo who only likes to play fifa and plug n play hunting games
>other 2 cousins are both elementary school level girls who are the bitchiest, most annoying prim and proper kids i have ever met
>my step cousins are 2 girls, one is just starting middle school while the other is in elementary school
>mfw the elementary school girl asked for pokemon alpha sapphire for christmas
>>321630470
Dark Souls os better than Dark Souls 2, though.
admit it, mini ninjas was the "gift it to your cousin" game.
>>321630415
When girls do this they generally notice the glances.
She likes it.
>>321629893
>mfw that picture
>always
hmm...
>>321631024
Why don't you go fuck literally every other hot girl out there, seriously you seem confident enoughor go fuck your ex
>>321630415
Post a pic of her tits
Get a photo and crop out her face idc i just NEED to see them
>>321631147
>faceless feels
>>321630206
Reddit and Tumblr.
Brother and Sister.
>Have cousin around my age.
>He also just got a much younger brother. 4 years old
>gave him my old 100 games In one "nes pseudo console".
>we spent the night remembering our time playing duck Hunt and other old games
>>321630415
>Buy her favorite flavor or icecream
>Eat in front of her
>When she asks, tell her to close her eyes
>kiss her
>When she open her eyes, put the icecream on the tip of her nose
She will love it, I'm telling you. She'll find it very cute.
>>32163102
>>321630415
Post more fake stories pls
>>321630206
this sounds uncomfortably close to my family, except we're older. what country?
never used reddit in my life btw, layout triggers me. :^)
>>321631526
>Anon says he enjoys his cousin's company
>Tits are also big
>Must be fake
wut
>>321630415
Hey anon i really need to see those titties hurry up please
>>321630651
>should be hung
should be hanged.
hung meansBIG BLACK COCKS
a bunch of family is over so ive been hiding in my room all day, pissing in bottles to avoid walking down the hall
but this is a normal holiday for me
what makes this the best christmas ever is my hot cousin left her used panties in the bathroom,
i have never furiously masturbated so many times in a row before feels goodman
>>321630842
>darkies
kek
That's Robert Downey Jr.
>>321631630
>pissing in bottles
People do this ?
>>321631392
Stop being a faggot.
>>321631723
- this anons mum yesterday
>>321631265
>>321631623
Sorry anon. Even if I wanted to I don't see any pictures like that on her facebook. They're not cartoonish big but she's a petite girl so they look fucking wumbo in comparison.
>>321631216
I mean probably. She seems mature enough to know cleavage is going to draw glances regardless.
>>321631231
You've made a lot of conclusions for two posts.
>have autistic cousin, plays agar io atleast 6 hours a day
> tfw he's really good at it
>>321630537
this
>>321631554
Los Estados Unidos
>>321631834
ah, definitely not me then.
>>321630651
>Game sould not be used as a god damn verb
Good thing "gamer" isn't a verb.
>>321631803
Team up with him and become his little bitch blob
>>321629893
>favorite streamer
>>321629893
>the feet on that chick that's tied up
my dick is diamonds.
>>321631717
dunno,, that was an old christmas copypasta
>>321632097
>chick
Yeah, about that...
>>321632195
>Yeah, about that...
>implying I give a fuck at this point
>implying I just don't want god tier feet milking my cock
I'll take anything at this point.
>>321629893
the fuck is going on in this picture
>>321629893
>Christmas cousin stories
K then...
>Down in grandparents basement, just me and 2 cousins, one girl one guy.
>cute little blonde, shes kinda white trash but who cares right
>notice she keeps bumping my leg
>"gameon"
>go full "alpha mode" andrub foot all the way up her leg
>she audibly and visibly shudders
>other cousin gives her the "what the fuck" look
>just smirk
>she sees this and shoots me a confused half turned on smile
>end up playing footsies for a bout a half hour under the end table we were sitting at watching christmas tv crap
>ends up bumping my crotch with her foot
>"go time"
>reach over and forcibly pull her next to me
>end up with not so innocent cuddle time for full 2 hours while parents bullshit upstairsand thats how I discovered I was biWe kissed once but no penetration/fingering type stuff, 12 years old is kind of "wat the fuck do we do" time. We had no idea what we were doing, just knew we liked it.yes, grill
>>321629893
Source on pic?
>>321629893
>getting triggered by what games people play
autism
>>321630349
This.
>>321632384
This would be so much better if you were a girl.
>>321632384
Wait so he fingered your butthole? Dude that's pretty gay
>>321629893
I gave my little cousin a noogie and he pissed himself from it, he then threw his piss soaked underwear at my face, It wraped around my face like a wet sheet
>my mouth was open
>>321632436
>getting triggered from someone getting triggered by what games people play
Serious case of autism.
>>321629893
>having a favorite streamer
>watching streams at all
you're as bad as those fucking sports watchers
>>321629893
>Messaged by friend's mother
>Asked if I can set up her younger son's PS4 that he got for christmas
>Set it up easily, she's just not used to technology (husband left years ago, my friend moved elsewhere)
>Only has two games, Minecraft andMinecraft: Story Mode
>Spend a little getting used to MC with a controller
>Try Story Mode
>Cutscenes: The Not Game, practically no interaction
>Kid directly says he's bored as hell, asks to go back to normal Minecraft
I have hopes for him yet.
>Little cousins come over
>I put them Super Mario bros U on the wii u
>They keep on asking me to come back down and beat the level they are stuck on
>They are still on the first world....
>they get bored 20 min in and end up going back to playing with their smartphones
This is our future.png
>>321631797
>she's a petite girl so they look fucking wumbo in comparison.
b-but that is just perfect. C'mon dude, you cant keep it to yourself.
>>321629893
Do I even want to know what's going on in OP's pic?
I met people like this before, used to call them my friends.
Clearly that was a mistake on my part.
People like that just don't want to be alone.
>>321631503
This could go wrong so easily in so many ways.
>>321632097
That fat fuck is a dude
>>321632276
>I'll take anything at this point.
Did it hurt?
The day you lost your man hood
>>321629893
>Dark souls
>PS4
Dark Souls isn't hard. I love Dark Souls, but it's not hard. Any game where you can grind for levels as easily as you can in Dark Souls is not hard.
>>321636181
I was talking about the one on the floor nigger.
>>321636265
>
>>321630349
This. You sound like a shit lord OP. Just let them play what they want
>>321629893
>Wake up this morning a bit late
>Take my shower, the cousins and uncles coming up to eat some squid
>I'll just play vidya until the food's ready
>The rest of the family knows I'm uncomfortable on these situations, so it's all right, no "come out here anon" shit
>Right as I log on Steam
>Uncle bursts through door "HEY ANON WHERE IS THE PAD FOR THE CAR YOU GAVE THE KIDS"
>I already put the pad with my old toy car, so I don't know
>"Okay anon"
>As I try to select my game...
>"HEY ANON WHAT'S THE WIFI PASS"
>Try to tell him
>"WAIT. WAIT. WAIT." For 2 whole minutes.
>Finally tell him.
>"Thanks anon."And leaves the room
>Log intoThe Secret World
>As I am going to select my character-
>POOF
>Lights out
>Cousins start to cry loudly
>They put the piles for the toy car to charge
>The kitchen stuff was all on
>The TV with Spongebob shut down too
>They plan on staying all the afternoon here
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to put up with this for 1 whole week, starting today.
>Christmas
>Family is distanced as fuck
>Cousins celebrate with their parents
>Dad runs because "he has something to do" but he is obviously embarassed about being divorced recently
>End up eating rice with meat without being hungry
>Sister's boyfriend went to the house and i invited my sister to go celebrate with their family after "we were finished"
>Ask to go
>A fucking big family, a ton of noise but not enough to be annoying, happy chat and alcohol.
>I gave a child a big teddy bear and she answered my with a beautiful smile
>Mfw my christmas was good this year because i wasn't with my family
It was fun as fuck.
>>321629893
Oh who cares? You think you're superior? You play videogames, not save dying orphans. I bet when you were a kid plenty of older family thought you were a limp wrist dicklicker too. Only they were right.
>>321629893
>PewPooLoo
>>321629893
>PS4
>Dark Souls
Nigga you fucked up greatly
>>321629893
>they play it for a couple of hours
>abandon it and call you a faggot
>HUHU LOOK HOW WITTY I AM
It's yours fault you weren't involved enough in their upbringing, assface.
I gave my two year old cousin my old case of like 70 different matchbox cars and Hot Wheels. He loves them.
There was one with Moonman on it that was tempting to keep.
>>321630415
>girl grows big tits
>"oh good god gotta fuck her"
This is why none of us have wives, let alone a girlfriend
>>321637473
I admire my cousin's huge tits for her age but I don't want to fuck her.
>>321637595
Then let me ; )
>>321637595
do you ever feel like you want to bite morbid tits?
One day I'm going to ask one girl permission to do it, they just look too tasty to not being bitten.
>>321637473
Everyone here has a mind of a 12 year old, who just hit puberty.
What do you think you get, with a site full of pedos, who never got their dick wet.
>>321637473
>he doesn't follow his base instinct of knowing when a girl is at her optimum breeding point
>he doesn't think women follow their base instinct of showing off their fertility to males
Go to uncles mobile home in SC for xmas.
Little cousin and a more distant not real cousin are playing smash Bros brawl in living room front of my family.
Stay quiet and watch, hear them say innocent childhood autistic shit yelling it loud. They are like 8 or 10 years old.
Get tired of hearing the more distant almost unrelated cousin keep bragging how good he is.
Ask for a piece of shit wii controller, proceed to whip their asses using random picks.
Little cousin says WOW HE'S GOOD HE'S BETTER THAN YOU LOOK!
Told them I never played smash bros before as a joke.
Anyways got along with the other kid just fine after talking about the game.
I'm glad I got to try moonshine finally it's some good shit makes you feel nice and cozy without wanting to gag from sweet shit taste, burns real nice.
The kids love using items as well, like getting the smashball takes skill.
Give me a gamecube controller and melee and it's over
>>321637473
I have a wife, and it was specifically because I thought this.
>>321637595
I am in the same boat, friend. 2 of my cousins have retarded large boobs. I even check them out when I have the chance, but wouldnt fuck her.
1) she is family
2)im a ass man
>>321637736
Did this ever get a sequel?
>>321637841
>im a ass man
My fucking nigga
>>321637846
>It did the blowjob part right
>It ended with poorly done rape
Would like to see if he does more of this, with a different girl.
But the guy haven't done anything since 2011
>>321629893
My one cousin spent most of his time with his wife and kid being embarrassed by my aunt's slow descent into madness. The cousin I actually like wasn't there because his air craft carrier is still out to sea.
>>321637841
>>321638014
Big ass, flat chest girls master race reporting
>>321638036
I could have sworn people were saying there was a third part that came out. Oh well.
>>321637473
Shouldnt the order be:
"that is why no one here have gf, let alone wifes"?
To imply a raise in difficulty on something happening?
It is a legit question, english isnt my first language
>>321629893
You gave them a shitty casual game and a console that cant play it?
>>321638237
>flat chest girls
My favorite kind
>>321638237
petite>everything else
>>321629893
>PS4 with a game it can't play
Truly the definition of artificial difficulty.
>>321629893
>Actually getting mad when other people call themselves gamers
>>321638237
I am not into "flat,", but a rather short girls (150 to 160 cm) with perfect bubble butts and perky small boobs(but that matches the body size)
>>321638635
>short girls (150 to 160 cm)
>tfw 150 to 160 cm manlet
>>321631024
Just masturbate to the thought of her, it'll suffice.
>>321638835
no it won't. He'll keep desiring more and more, till he will do something stupid like kissing her in front of everyone.
If you have no access to a girl, simply don't think about her in inappropriate situations.
>>321638287
You're right about the order, but it is wives for the plural of wife.
More cousin stories
Fake or Real, I don't care
>>321637736
im gonna be a massive faggot and ask what that gifs from
>>321638776
>tfw 195 lanklet
simply being taller is not the answer
>>321638776
150-160 isn´t even manlet-mode, more like grotesque dwarf-creature-mode
>>321639115
That simply won't due. He's gotta get the tension out someway. Set aside five minutes in the shower for some quick fapping. Doctors orders.
>>321631630
Never change, /v/, never change...
>>321629893
Alright, I'll throw my story in too
>Cousins live on the west coast, come up to the east coast to visit during holidays and summer
>younger boy cousin is a little snot, but not terrible in small doses, likes vidya a little
>older girl cousin is sweetest person you will ever meet, loves animu and vidya
>my sister goes to pick them up from the airport and spends the day with the girl cousin
>She comes home and I remark how I can't wait to see the 2 of them and talk vidya and shit
>"oh she doesn't like that stuff anymore anon, she's almost exactly like me now! We even dress the same and listen to the same music and blah blah blah"
>die a little inside because while I have bros irl for vidya, my cousin was the only person who I can talk to about anime. And for the record: my sister is a terrible person, I failed as an older brother, so that kinda scared me too
>Christmas day rolls around and the cousins come over to visit, I expect the worst
>Boy cousin has mellowed out considerably
>Girl cousin hasn't changed a bit
>talk for hours about anime she's watching, watamote, F/SN, video games
>she then goes on a tangent about how the special snowflakes on tumblr ruins everything in great detail. Admits to almost becoming one until she saw how bad they get and whatnot
>let her try out project mirai, she loved it
>was gonna hand off the first book of "a silent voice" but I sperg out and just hand off the link to read it online instead
If you're reading this cousin, don't ever fucking change, you're the only other sane person in this fucking family
tl;dr: I got worried my cousin turned into a turbobitch, it didn't happen
>>321639382
regarding >>321638287 I don't think so, sure having a wife is more difficult, but in that context "let alone" means something even easier.
>>321639817
sure thing dude, just remember to pay him a visit in jail soon enough.
>>321639846
my cousin gradually got less and less interested in vidya over the years; then had 2 kids and got back into thembecause she's irresponsible and plays vidya in the 'free time' she now has meant to be spent with her kids
>Have a couple of younger cousins
>Visit them years ago when I was around 16
>They have Enter the Matrix on PS2
>Do you want me to get you the sword?
>Wow I didn't know you could get a sword!
>Use the fake dos prompt in the game to input the code
>WOW ANON HACKED INTO THE GAME FOR US AND PROGRAMMED A SWORD, CAN YOU HACK CRASH TEAM RACING FOR US AND PUT SPYRO IN IT PLEASE?
>mfw
>>321640103
I got out of games and anime just long enough to bag a hot chick.
Now I'm back into it and when she complains I just point out how fat she's gotten since her pregnancy.
>B-but I weight less than when we got together
Your body was toned and your stomach didn't stick out further than your now saggy tits. Go ahead and divorce me. I only need 2D to be happy.
>>321629893
Yesterday I went to see my qt little cousins, and gave them the Christmas presents I had bought for them. The girls loved them, the younger one even ran up to me and gave me a big hug after opening them.
I spent the rest of the evening just enjoying their company, and watching as they played with their gifts, while occasionally they came up to me to give me hugs or sit on my lap.
It was wonderful.
>>321640638
Boss.
>>321639424
My cousin killed himself on my birthday. Layed down on some train tracks.
>>321629893
My older cousin owned the first nes I had ever played, or at least one of the first. I repaired it for them on the spot last xmas, but it was still doing the normal 30 year old nes bullshit over time.
I got her family and daughters a Raspberry pi with 2 snes ibuffalo controllers and about 2000 games (all the nes, 100 genesis, 50~ snes, gba, gbc, gb)
I didn't actually receive anything from that entire side of the family.
>>321640914
>they came up to me to give me hugs or sit on my lap. It was wonderful.
Fucking pedos
>>321641000
I thought about getting my brothers rasperry pis, but I felt like it might end up being that weird present that they never touch after christmas.
So, I got them nothing.
>>321640976
>>321640976
>My cousin killed himself on my birthday. Layed down on some train tracks.
And they call her Debbie Downer
>>321629893
Wow anon you're so cool, us Real Gamers amirite?
Epic for the win
>>321641057
The fact that you think that is "pedo" tells more about you, than it does about me senpai.
>>321629893
>Ps4
>DaS1
You are truly worse than hitler
>Mum's side of the family around for christmas dinner
>I love them but damn I'm bored as fuck.
>Get a message from my friend saying she's bored
>Agree to go for a walk with her
>end up finding a pub that's open
>spend the rest of my christmas getting drunk and requesting shit songs on the jukebox to sing along to
>>321641247
sounds like you wish you were them, faggot.
>>321641098
you should, but just make sure you have it set up properly before you hand it over.
Configure good quality controllers and a good sd image ( I recommend Recalbox, its like retropie but 100 times more user friendly)
>>321641675
just in case u guys are wondering why im calling this guys a faggot.
>>321640638
I've got mine on a strict diet and workout regimen. She knows that no body, no babies.
The secret here gentlemen, is to go for at least two.
>>321640914
You're too much of a sick fuck to ever have your own, and your family will see you for what you really are one day.
>>321642075
What?
>>321641750
I mean, one would probably actually use it to learn computer stuff. I kind of wish I had gotten him one, but I don't think he has a monitor or keyboard.
>>321630537
I don't know if you're requesting for some weirdo fat elf bsdm fetish or what, but I've seen this numerous times and would like to know out of morbid curiosity.
>>321642179
He's jealous you got some loli action
>>321629893
>that pic.
>>321642179
You are on a cantonese loli board talking about your actual child cousins.
Keep going and see what happens, you fuck.
>>321642184
fuck learning shit, it's pretty much the cheapest open source emulation system available.
>no monitor or keyboard
now you're just being dense. You realize that you can hook anything up to an hdmi tv? You realize that almost all tv's have more than 1 hdmi port? You realize that you can buy a keyboard and mouse new for $20?
>>321640914
pedo pls
>>321637729
I don't know what morbid tits are, but I used to date a girl who liked me to bite her tits. She also liked me to force her head all the way down on my dick. No surprise she was a bit of a whore and ended up cheating on me. I was never into the whole tit biting thing.
>>321642581
That adds to the cost, though.
I just had a baby. I'm broke until tax returns.
>>321642538
>>321642601
>spending time with one's younger cousins, and enjoying their affection.
>pedo.
You murricans or something?
>>321630349
OP is a faggot
>>321642909
I'm not worried about it, as I won't be incarcerated for being a sick fuck.
You better watch yourself pedophile.
>>321642859
fair enough man, i know that feel.
save up and get him a raspberrypi2 when you finally get the chance. same price with more power.
bunch of fucking normals in this thread
im out
No ''my wife's son'' joke yet. Come on memesters I am disappoint.
I don't celebrate Christmas but I'm gonna share my experience.
>Get invited during the day to a party at the NGO I work with
>I'm bored and can't be arsed to go out
>Get a call from my "boss" saying I should come up later around 8
>Bring my friend along and think nothing of it, we are just bored
>Turns out I was invited to a literal drug den and smoked 10 spliffs with 15 people in a circle, all of the ones from my organization and other friends
>Think everything is ok as I get home at 6 AM
>Wake up around 5 PM and see a message that everyone is going out
>Go out at 7 barely showered and ate anything
>Did ex and drank a fuckton in a makeshift basement rave
>Tried to get into some qt's pants but she didn't want any of it
Now I've been locked in my room for the past 2 days messaging my therapist that i need a session. Please guys whatever you do in life just don't be degenerates. It just isn't worth it, I'm an unstable wreck and doing drugs and drinking can really fuck you up a lot if you were fucked up to begin with.
Don't succumb to the degeneracy /v/, I beg of you
>>321637595
let me do it then,cuck.
>>321643141
Nah, I'll continue enjoying my cousin's company and affection when I happen to visit them, or they happen to visit me, just like I have been doing for years now.
I don't live in some retarded country where just spending time with children and sharing hugs is enough to be considered pedophilia.
>mfw in about a month, I will be able to see the girls weekly, or even daily, if I wish so.
Endless amount of hugs and cuddles await!
>>321643359
thats a pretty gay story senpai.
I did ex one time years ago and had a really nice aftereffect of getting a girlfriend and having a social life for a few years.
>>321643501
Daily huh? It begins.
I really feel sorry for them. Please don't ruin their lives because yours is too sad to handle.
>>321643676
Just because you have some sick urges towards children, doesn't mean that I do m8.
Spending time with their cousin is hardly gonna ruin their lives.
>>321643359
Or you could just learn to handle your fucking drugs. I used to trip off shrooms or acid when I could get it nearly every week and I don't think I suffered any real ill-effects emotionally. I think your stress about it comes from the social stigma that drugs and people who do drugs are inherently bad. Also she didn't want you in her pants because you're obviously a faggot.
>>321640914
I used to play hide and seek with my cousins and stuff when i was younger, now the oldest is 13ish and the other are between 9-12 and don't want to play anymore
>tfw they mostly just ignored me during christmas so I just drank until my it was over and pretended to be happy
I'm only 19, I don't want to be old yet :(
>>321643741
Seek help, and don't touch. JSYK, this is a filipino image sharing website, and the authorities for most countries are monitoring.
With a little help from informants...
>>321643873
oh, you're one of those people that think drugs have 0 negative effects on your wellbeing
>>321643990
No, just not that they necessarily will. If you're going to trip and if you smoked a fuckton and got rejected that's pretty close to a bad trip. Set and setting are important to inducing good experiences with drugs. You had a bad one because you made poor choices. Don't blame the plants and chemicals for that.
>>321643905
That's pretty sad to hear senpai. I consider myself lucky because of the fact that my cousins genuinely wish to spend time with me. Makes me feel young again, and allows me to forget my adult worries for a brief moment.
Just simple stuff like playing board games, or watching tv together is so damn comforting.
>>321643906
It is you who should seek help, if spending time with your family is somehow sick to you.
>>321644120
I wasn't even the guy you responded to, I just wish people would understand that any drugs, even legal ones can fuck you up if you're in a bad place
>>321640914
This is what having a daughter is like. It's wonderful.
>>321643990
And why the fuck are you worried about your health after spliffs, ex, and booze anyway? Are you worried about lung cancer or did you just get really dehydrated? The emotional unease will go away within a week tops. It's not like you did heroin.
>>321644161
I was the youngest brother, those cousins make me wish I had a little bro/sister
>tfw faggot so I'll never have a kid that's my own blood
kill me family
>>321644161
Look, stop pretending. You touch those goddamn girls, you will get fucked up for it. Maybe not right away, but young kids talk more than you know. One too many lap sits, or too many brushes to their hair, and off to tell Dad they go. And if whatever pansy euro country you are in has real men, they will beat your ass you faggot pedo shit.
I'm reporting this to a few different countries authorities that share and overlap information. Hopefully they can request this thread and pull some info to keep you monitored.
You are a creepy man child, and no one is fooled, especially not your family.
>>321644296
Not the guy, but idk if you've ever had an emotional breakdown but every second feels like you're dying and won't ever get better
>inb4 harden the fuck up
fuck off
>>321643676
>>321643501
Jokes aside, though. Please dont seek children as void fillers for your companion-less life. Its as bad as waifuism. The world is host to all kinds of sick practices, and accordingly people will begin to question.
See the film Der Hunt, or something like that. Quiet, normal man, keeps to himself, but happens to be brilliant with kids - really loves them no sexual stuff or anything. Ends up making the perfect suspect for pedophilia from the townsmen who act exactly like these anons:
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>>321643141
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>>321641057
Pretty scary stuff tbqhfam (short for tobequitehonestfamily)
>>321644196
Well I think the message that drugs are bad is out there, anon although I appreciate the announcement. A bad trip can mess with your head for a while, but it goes away. I'll agree the alcohol if he drank a lot was probably worse than the weed or molly physically. All together was just a poor choice. I personally don't think psychedelics mix well with alcohol alone, but if you're not used to that much then yeah. Just a poor decision.
>>321644595
Der Hunt was a film about a pedo in denial.
The townspeople were right to suspect. Raise your own damn children, and if you can't have them adopt, or get over it.
Otherwise, keep your goddamn pedo hands off of children.
>>321639846
>Admits to almost becoming one until she saw how bad they get and whatnot
Dodged a bullet there, man. What a tragedy that would have been to see someone cool go down like that.
>>321644429
I've had a trip where I've been crying pounding the ground miserable begging for death and it left me feeling really afraid for a while after, but it does go away and I think it was my fault anyway. I mean I guess it's possible that somehow weed and molly triggered something? I know acid can trigger shizos to start developing their symptoms sooner. I dunno. I don't think either of those drugs are especially strong psychoactively and it might just be the comedown depression you get off the mdma a lot of the time. It seemed like the guy was more breaking down because he felt like he had done something wrong or realized that people he knew well weren't who he thought they were in a negative way. I don't fucking know, but fuck you too. Video games.
>>321644418
Tip top kek m8.
"Oh no, this anon is spending time with his younger cousins, better tell the cyber police!"
Also, it's not like me spending time with my cousins is somehow a secret from my family, or theirs. I don't do it behind their backs or shit like that. Hell, the parents of the girls have often asked me to watch over them while they are running their errands etc.
Enjoy wasting the time of authorities whose job is to search for people who actually hurt children, you pathetic cuck.
>>321644595
Oh, I am not doing that at all m8. I am just enjoying their company when I am able to. I don't see the girls as void fillers or anything like that. It is just pleasant to occasionally be able to forget my worries and just play along with whatever childish games the girls come up with, or simply just spend time with them.
>>321644595
>>321644896
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>>321644896
>Der Hunt
I literally can't find this movie on google.
>>321645047
whatever rob
>>321629893
i love this "le dark souls is hard" maymay
>bullshit gifts
>raspberry pi
>more bullshit games
You don't bring them INTO your culture, you buy whatever they're already tuned into
>>321645067
Denial.
>>321645272
Projecting.
>>321645047
I'm the OP
I've just realized that I spend my days working, playing vidya and doing drugs with people. I am in a constant conflict with reality and trying to fill in the gap of my own image and the way the world percieves me. I'm a megalomaniac who struggles with manic depression when he cannot get everything he wants.
It's just degeneracy
>Mention anime at one point
>Turns out two of my cousins watch a fair bit
>Have a fun and interesting conversation with them
>They recommendAttack on Titan
Went pretty well really.
>>321631503
Life isn't an anime, shitstain
>>321645348
maybe they're hiding their power levels a bit
>>321645325
You'll be thinking about this and defensive the next time you "interact with them."
I've already started the process. Your actions will finish the rest.
>>321645495
The fuck are you talking about you delusional faggot?
>>321645348
Man, your cousins got shit taste.
>>321629893
How about you stop caring what other people call themselves and play some games instead?
>>321645340
Yeah, you're probably not who you thought or wanted yourself to be. I don't think most of us are. Deal with it or change it. It's not the fault of society, drugs, or video games. Objects don't make choices.
>>321631797
Nigga post it now, crop the face.
>>321630415
>have younger female cousin
>looks just like me but a girl
>starting to relive old fantasies
>curious in becoming a trap again
>haven't had these thoughts in years
Oh no someone help.
>>321645562
You've stuck around long enough to defend yourself from the truth that you are a pedophile. You are invested in this so much that you will remember our conversation the next time you are near the children.
You will not touch them inappropriately, as this will cross your mind. Enjoy looking from afar pedophile. Th older they get, the more they will see you as "that weird cousin guy that has overly touchy."
I hope you fuck up and get arrested. Threads been sent to several different authoritative agencies.
>>321645474
They're both grills anon, they can't achieve true power.
>>321645717
Oh hi Schoppenhauer
I said explicitly how those things don't help your mental state and can do more damage than good.
But yeah, more material for the therapist.
>>321632097
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>>321632195
I'm pretty sure those are all women.
>>321637473
I have current girlfriend because I saw her ass and knew I had to be inside it. She was flattered when I told her and let me right in.
>Little cousing likes to brag about how he is a hardcore gamer.
>Barely plays games at all, and instead spends hours watching lets plays on youtube.
>Let him play Dark Souls
>He never gets past Taurus demon.
Calling children on their bullshit is such a special feeling.
>>321629893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65mvAELWq_8
>>321637841
>I'm an ass man
You're a brother for life.
>>321638246
yes, a third part came out
it was crappy rape
>>321645979
You're a fucking idiot or trolling. Either way I'm going to go play Rocket League.
>tfw i've become the drunk uncle on family holidays
>>321645820
You really think that this is the first time some retard on the internet has called me a pedo just because I spend time with my cousins?
You really are one deluded faggot. Enjoy wasting the time of "several different authoritative agencies" with your impotent attempts at reporting me.
>>321631797I hope you have any shred of common sense to know how bad of an idea it would be to post pics of your cousin here.
>>321646148
They've been informed. You are the one that has wasted plenty of time defending yourself from what you say are tumped up charges.
Seems to me a man with no chip on his shoulder would have just ignored it. Look, next time you see their smiling faces, think of me, and remember to leave them smiling.
And no, I'm not surprised you were called out before. lol
>>321632384
Post tits.
>>321646148
Don't come crying to us when you inevitably start getting boners.
>>321630415
>>321632384
tits or gtfo
>>321646048
>le dark souls is hardcore meme
>>321645097
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2106476/
here you go mate, it's a great movie
>>321646360
I sure as hell won't be thinking about some random idiot form a Korean wood carving forum when I am spending time with my cousins. The only thing this discussion has amounted to has been for few cheap laughs at your idiocy.
Enjoy your impotent moral crusade.
>tfw one of my youngest cousin is better than me in most games
Getting old sucks.
> Older cousin recently got a job
> Also got married, had a kid, and moved out
> MFW I'm now the biggest failure in the family
I have six years to get my shit together before I become a Wizard. Wish me luck.
>>321629893
If you like any streamer you are no better than your cousins.
If you watch streams/LP/e-celebs you are a shitlord.
>>321632740
I can't really comprehend how this came to happen but I'm sick and you made me laugh so hard I started choking
>>321630349
This desu senpai
>>321629893
>PS4 with a single game: Dark Souls
What?
>>321646915
It's already ogre
>>321645495
shit man
You definitely are projecting a bit, though. Your post is oddly specific.
>>321646048
>darksouls
>not even dwarf fortress
kek
>>321646915
>be basement dweller
>all cousins getting married
>none of us went to college
>I'm just some lowly gamestop employee that dates nerd girls for a couple weeks and then find out they're all batshit crazy with baggage
>parents think I'll die alone because I "can't keep a girl".
>Fuck it.
>want to die
>end up joining army because I no longer care if I get shot
>suddenly whole family proud
>I am the best person in the world to them
>end up with a wife that's mostly normal but has tumblr hair. Begs me to beat her. The more I degrade her the happier she acts.
Just enlist man. Even if just for 3 years to get college and medical benefits.
>be me the youngest cousin of 9
>18, but all the cousins are 21 or over
>their favorite ways of hanging out are going out to bars and drinking
>still love them, just can't hang out with them
>only one of them actually plays vidya like me
>all the rest are normies
>not a bad thing, I just can't resonate with them
>Day after Christmas, all the cousins want to go out and hang out
>we have a group message
>they plan out the night
>they all go out drinking and having fun at bars
>I stay home and play muramasa on my vita while my parents and grandparents watch the transporter
Thus is life of being the youngest
>>321645820
This is what someone who grew up with no dad looks like
>>321647786
She'll cheat on you, I know the type and I've been the cheatee or whatever you call the guy whocucks.
>>321646719
You will. They will say something that will trigger it, but Mr Pedo, you will.
All pedo's at some level know how wrong they are being to children. Enjoy prison.
>>321646915
Good luck getting those wizard powers. I believe in you!
>>321646915
Nigger you know nothing. In my family everybody is a superior intelligent beautiful white lanket super nice and accomplishing and everybody has a big house already. I have no job(never had), never finished high school, no girl-friend at the moment nor do I had many, definition of asperger, psychiatric hospital for years, serious psychical conditions that I don't understand and nobody does really, anti-social. I just want to be strong and accomplished even after the horrors I experienced I barely managed to become of slightly above intelligence maybe more on occasions but I'm still not capable of anything, and best of all I have an appartment with autismbucks and do close to nothing unless you want to consider artschool to be much. You don't know how it feels like to be a loser. tl;dr I'm a failure
>>321629893
and what do you think you achieved by this you complete autist? HUHHUHHUH I JUST SPENT 300$ ON RETARDED KIDS THAT WILL NOT TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN AFTER THE INITIAL 5 MINUTES HUHHUHHUH
absolute madman!
>>321648000
Whatever helps you sleep at night, you sad little projector.
I'll keep enjoying the company of my cousins, and their affection, and there is nothing you can do about that.
>>321647998
Doubt it. She never leaves the house.
>>321647820
My dad was a detective. Never dealt with pedophiles really, but it's hard to not have a good compass with that kind of moral fiber around.
>>321644418
what is wrong with this anon?
>>321646915
>be 35
>still be biggest failure in the family
>still be biggest failure in graduating class
Yeah...it...
>>321648208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
>Dark Souls is the epitome of hardcore
Getting real sick of this bullshit.
Here's mine.
>boy cousin one year older than me
>we always used to play together as kids when the family came
>leave the table as much as possible during the meal to hang out together
>most polite, reserved and kind person I've ever seen, I really like him
>when we grew up we both kept loving vidya
>his parents wouldn't allow personnal computer for their children until super late
>whenever he comes, I show him all my favourite vidya and we play lesser known but fun coop games together
>he enjoys nearly everything I show him since he does not have much knowledge and just enjoys playing
>always have tons of fun with him
>yesterday we played Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, and Forced
There are so few people nowadays that just enjoy games and aren't fussy, fuck.
>>321648120
They will be the ones to do something about it. You're off tilt, you are going to fuck up.
I'll enjoy my wife and children, you enjoy your cousins for however long they tolerate your creepy ass for. Make sure you enjoy the prison cock as well.
>>321648194
The one I'm involved with off and on doesn't much either, if she doesn't cheat in person, she might cheat via e-sex etc. The died hair is a red flag bro, not to mention that fetish. Just make sure you keep her in line. Unlike that betafaggot mine is cheating on.
>>321645820
You have severe mental issues. I thought you were joking at first but now I think you need help. I'm not trying to insult you. Just saying. If you haven't faced whatever it is that makes you so easily put on edge, you should work on doing that.
>>321645820
You're starting to project pretty badly, anon.
Either you touched, or someone touched you. That, or you've just been lonely enough (Due to being a /v/ poster) that you've grown too jaded to comprehend the idea of receiving affection from anyone in any way that isn't out of pity, and for some reason need to lash out your guilt on a guy who managed to not fuck up his life like yours.
>>321646360
You do know that you have a psychopathic personality disorder, right?
>>321648335
Yeah, whatever you say, mr projector.
>>321648440
daddy detective diddled dannys fiddle
>>321639921
>masturbating to something means you will rape it soon enough
lol
>>321632384
>"gameon"
>"go time"
>yes, grill
This isn't Reddit you stupid slut.
>>321647998
>I AM THE ONE WHO KEKS
>>321648335
>>I'll enjoy my wife and children
No you won't. Your wife's already been telling Jamal that she's uncomfortable with the weird looks you give your daughters, and how you've been hugging her too tightly lately. How you've been watching her from behind a bit too often. I'd stop focusing on pushing the blame onto some other person and start working up a good alibi for when you diddle your kiddle.
>>321648393
>e-sex
are you 40
>>321648393
I really have trouble caring is she has e-sex, period. That's like getting upset over porn. Occasionally we'll bring other women into bed, and seems perfectly content with that.
lol and all the pedo's come out. Remember me when you next try to eye undress a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8
>>321645820
>there are anons this butthurt they don't have cousins
