THIS GAME IS BUGGED
WOOOOW DUUUDE
I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS AND NOTHING HAPPENS
ONE HIT KILL
WATCHING PARASITES GETTING MONEY FOR NOTHING
I PRESSED NOTHING THAT ENTIRE TIME AND I STILL GOT HIT
WOW
>DSP is losing viewers and worried about his business
What does 2016 hold for DSP?
>>321622604
Poverty, I hope.
WOW, THIS GAME IS GARBAGE.
THIS IS SO STUPID
>>321622701
Well that's uncalled for. Just because you don't like him.
>>321621372
THIS THREAD IS BUGGED
TRIED TO DODGE: DIDN'T WORK
>>321622604
>Leanna leaves him because she found herself a steady job instead of just selling soap
>his idea of making a montage-only channel will blow up in his face
>he will try to do anything in his power, which isn't much, to ensure he doesn't have to find an actual job
Who knows, really. People said his channel was gonna go down this year, and Patreon saved his ass. If people stop supporting his Patreon, he will be in big trouble.
>>321626254
I don't want them to split, they're far funnier as one of those in-progress train wreck couples than they are by themselves.
>>321621372
To be honest, he happens to encounter a lot of bug and glitches in his playthroughs.
He should get a job as a playtester or something like that.
>>321621372
Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s
His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI
His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk
His 1886 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw
His Evolve review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s
Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s
Setting the AngryJoe/Nintendo situation straight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEU33beJv_s#t=1h43m10s
Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds
Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646
His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>321626254
>i love my new coworkers
oh boy, I'd be real worried if I were him
Does anyone have a must-watch DSP video?
>>321626401
forgot the accompanied image, dspanon.
>>321622449
AND CHICKS FOR FREE
>>321626401
>implying ANY streamer is good.
Congratulations, he's the best turd in a pile of horseshit.
>>321626254
It's inevitable but I will laugh so hard.
>>321626478
His facescanning attempts are fucking hilarious. Good times to be had watching those! Pumpkinhead lol
>>321621372
I SPAWN I DIE!
>>321626254
i'd fuck her
WHELP CAN'T BLOCK ONLINE
you talk shit about based phil but i'd like to see any of you beat him at ST on ps1
DUDE LOOK I'M HOLDING THE BUTTON DOWN AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
FUCKING GAME IS BUGGED, MAN
>>321626478
His Final Fantasy XIII unboxing with the alarm going on in the background
>>321621372
SO STOOOOPID
CAN'T BLOCK
AW HAW HAW HAW HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
>>321627716
This video is madness inducing.
>>321626478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo
DSP gets told to shut up.
>>321627834
>These stupid unnecessary fucking clips inserted into the video
The fags that make these video are as bad as he is.
>>321628046
Yeah, it's why I dislike most TIHYDP videos.
>>321627514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuO252VYtB0
4:21
>>321628160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoXqGjzN8yE
2:40 is better lol
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree he pretended to be retarded all this while?
>>321626382
Playtesters are retarded enough already, we don't need the king of retards leading them
>>321628449
No, this is all legit. I know it is hard to believe but it is true. He is American after all, their education system is pretty sub-par...
>>321628449
If he acts like he's retarded 100% of the time for several years, then he is retarded.
He's not only retarded in his videos, you should see fighter tournament players talk about him.
>>321628858
WOOOOOOOW okay dude, whatever you say.
ALL EMPLOYEES
WOOOOOOW DUDE
THATS SOO STOOOOOPID
AH HA HARHARHARHAR HAR
>>321621372
Was there any game this retard didn't suck at or any giveaway that was actually decent?
>>321632918
Yeah, he does pretty decent in games that are more like ''interactive'' movies. e.g. until dawn, heavy rain
>played through 130 parts of persona 4
>last part literally has 1000 views
he's done
>>321626593
SEE THE LITTLE FAGGOT WITH HIS EARRING AND MAKEUP
>>321633525
I remember him sucking at Heavy Rain. Also afaik he savescums or looks up walkthoughs for almost every game he plays.
>>321634061
>Also afaik he savescums or looks up walkthoughs for almost every game he plays.
He does. And the stream chat also guides him through every game.
It doesn't bother me that much, but it could've made playthroughs like the Souls games extra special.
I also didn't like that he knew about the Sorrow bossfight.
STUPID GAME MECHANIC
PFFFFFFFF
>>321626401
>No facecam
>Has done multiple facecam playthroughs like Dark Souls 2, Demons Souls, Bloodborne, Crash Bandicoot 1 & 2 etc.
>Keeps circlejerky viewer interaction to an absolute minimum
>Bans and blocks anyone that doesn't agree with everything he says, even pointing out that he did a slight mistake causes him to have a shitfit
Wooow
COMPLETE NONSENSE
>>321634610
COCKADOOKEY BULLSHIT BUMBLEFUCK NONSENSE
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Reminder that DSP is a fucking leech and a moron and idiots on /v/ have been brainwashed by other idiots on /v/ into believing he's credible.
Stop being a sheep.
How he behaves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1JVb6BMkIQ
How he cried about low views in every 2nd video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgzc8dLs9KY
Him crying about not getting stable views on his low quality videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHpKbqKLnw0
His outright failure to do an unboxing video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU
Stopping playthrough because of low views. Constantly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfbqZCQdi0M
Getting exposed by his previously best friends as the piece of shit he is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn2dsND-bYQ
Treating his fans like utter shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP-QJZV1yy8
Does poor damage control when made fun of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0ZiQJVzTM
Makes patreon into his hipster welfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqETwhI3dE
Filmed himself taking a shower (WHY THE FUCK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvJxiLZYBVQ
Also, as a streamer:
>E-begs constantly
>Runs a private stream chat that's the modern equivalent of Auschwitz
>Constantly puts his games behind a paywall even if he received copies of those for free from fans or Machinima
>Only keeps people in his forums and chat that jerk his dick off. Everyone else he bans for being a "detractor"
>Constant bitching, rushed video game footage
>Pissed off his fans so hard he got banned from his own forums.
>Is in crippling debt
>Missed out on a relative's wedding for day 1 Fallout 4 views
>Is a money-hungry piece of shit.
>Scrub
DSP's M.O.? E-begging. E-begging comes first, and he as a terrible leech comes second. More Lets Players should be like this if they wanna end up in debt, but only DSP has the narcissism to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical pro-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>321627716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU
>>321635665
>>321626401
kill yourself faggot
>>321635665
>Missed out on a relative's wedding for day 1 Fallout 4 views
WOWWW! THANKS, KOJIMA!
I invented the above copypasta to combat that outdated piece of shit. 2000 char limit sucks
His business is failing
>>321635665
I'd say kwo pls go, but this is pretty much how he has fallen.
>>321626401
but he's fat and ugly sooo.. no thanks
Nahn-sense
