"I'm hungry!"
>>321594248
this guy got cucked
nah m8, we gotta find a generator for some random reason
then we'll feed you
Why did Rikku wear a suit that made it look like she had a bare ass?
>>321594416
By who?
>>321594478
They were diving for the airship.
Oui ymm nasaspan ruf du cbayg Ym Prat nekrd?
>>321594625
Ev oui bmyoat dra kysa yht caneuicmo tuh'd ghuf fru, E't pa luhlanhat
>>321594248
Listen, I get it. TheSw1tcher starts doing a playthrough and you go out of your way to make threads in /v/ about FFX. Go to bed.
>>321594625
Seymour kisses Yuna on the lips during his wedding with Yuna right infront of Tidus
>>321594805
REMOVE AL BHED
yah
>>321594416
He's not real anyway, it doesn't matter.
Yuna is just a delusional waifufag
>>321594886
And then Tidus kills Seymour. Big deal. Tidus gets to fuck her in the moonlight while Khimari watches.
>>321594248
>>321594878
This LP is fucking painful, It should have been Pat and Liam.
>>321594248
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>321594248
"It's cold!"
>>321595138
>waifufag
>not Husbandoslut
Was this the most gay and retarded FF protagonist?
>>321595140
He still got cucked and his waifu kissed another man right infront of him
>>321595327
>Who is Vaan?
>>321595327
That would beMarche
>>321595327
Vaan, Zidane
>>321595173
Yeah, it is. Matt is just painful in anything he is in.
>Bitches to death like a manchild over the sphere puzzles
Dropped.
>>321595476
>zidane
>gay
Hardly. He was a pervy alien boy constantly going after Garnet, touching her ass and stuff in cutscenes, carrying her around and you just know he was groping her.
>>321595173
You mean Matt and Pat right? Liam would have ruined it.
>>321595327
>Turns down a hot lamia girl cosplaying as the princess.
Firion is the gayest.
>>321595387
>>321595476
>Vaan
>gay
>Zidane
>gay
>retarded
>>321595327
red mage
>>321595845
>anonymous
>not gay
>>321595432
He can't be retarded if he was right.
>>321595643
He has the gayest MC design right next to Vaan
Literally he has frilly shirt, ribbons, multi belts, gay fuccboi face, gay furry tail, no sleeves
Just because he accidentally touched Garnets butt that one time when climbing a ladder doesn't mean anything
Also his brother Kuja is king of gays out of any FF ever so by virtue of him being related to Kuja that makes him even more gay
>>321595327
>most gay FF protagonist
Lightning
>most retarded
Cecil
>>321595173
What I want to know is why isn't Woolie taking the helm? Matt has already played FFX. Is he that much of a fucking faggot to not let Woolie take control?
>>321595173
Fuck you Matt and Woolie are objectively the best pair
>>321595934
>(You)
>not a fag
>>321594878
>TheSw1tcher
literally who?
I just got the game a couple of days ago. Playing it for the first time and just got past the laughing scene.
Item shops seem kinda scarce in this game.
>>321596005
Lightning sucks little boy cocks tho
>>321596485
All pedos are gay so that makes her gay.
>watching people play
>they never use the Nul- spells
>never swap characters to take advantage of their types
>never takes advantage of scan
And the scary thing is this is actually one of the easier FF game.
>>321596485
The two games after 13 made that friendship entirely platonic, much to my dismay.
>>321596440
I've been replaying it on my PC. Are you just done with the laughing scene? You have quite a ways to go on your adventure, anon.
>>321596641
Nul-spells are a turn you could have spent dealing damage and aren't worth doing.
The only time you should get nul-effects is after a mix with rikku.
>>321596783
They make all elemental battles instantly easier.
>>321596783
Nul spells are pretty good during the last seymour fight.
>>321597038
If you can't one-shot all elemental foes with Lulu at ay point in the game there's something wrong.
>>321596645
She sucks boy cocks off screen
>>321597163
Can't one shot aeons and bosses, bruh. Also, nul-spells are great if you're trying to level up all party members at once.
>>321597227
She's in Paris sucking off Toriyama mate.
>>321597038
There aren't so many of those that you have to worry about the damage dealt
>that part in the novel where Tidus kicks a landmine thinking its a blitzball and his severed head lands in Yuna's feetI truly wish I made up this sentence
>>321596783
>not swapping in every character for the shared AP
>>321597284
The easiest way to play the game is just to switch in every character for every single fight. Sure it gets a little tedious, but as long as a character performs any action they'll get exp.
>>321597548
That takes longer than just grinding characters for AP every so often.
>>321594805
Not bad, but you don't translate names of importance, like Al Bhed. You'd know this if you actually spoke the language and not used a filthy translator. Vilgehk vunaekhan.
>>321595432
He did nothing wrong
>>321597548
>swapping in Kimahri
>leveling up Kimahri
>not benching his hornless ass throughout the entire game
Hornless
>>321597437
>your severed head will never land in Yuna's feet
Why even live?
>>321597750
He's okay early on as a secondary piercer, and can get you your first batch of Level 3 keys. After Biran and Yenke he can fuck right off.
>>321597593
Yeah, that's where Nul-spells come in
>tidus kills fast enemy
>wakka kills flying
>yuna nuls
>next turn
>swaps out for Auron to guard
>rikku to steal
>kimahri to lancet/scan
>next turn
>Lulu kills
It's great for most enemy set-up(wolf/lizard, bird/bee, flan/elemental) and it puts you in a good spot against bosses and larger enemies.
>>321595327
You the player.
>>321597620
If you swap them out you don't have to do a single second of grinding though, not counting Dark Aeons and the rest of that stuff. The issue with grinding is that you always have to push yourself through it until you think you've done enough. It also helps with the game's pacing as well.
>>321597750
If you don't level him up you can't send him through Rikku's grid to learn steal. If you don't learn steal then you can't steal an assload of level 3 key spheres from Biran & Yenke since they're the best place in the game to do so. By best place I mean that it's a nightmare to get them anywhere else.
>>321596641
>never takes advantage of scan
Does the info you get from Scan only show up during that one battle or just from that point in the game on?
>>321595173
Pat Based as fuck, I don't care about FF so the current LP I'd nice background
>>321596440
My favorite Lets Players, they are currently doing this game and I am hungry and Meg Ryan are there most used jokes for it. I say check em out for Based Pat
>>321597980
That's way too long though. With most encounters you only fight around 3 enemies at a time, so you just use the characters that can one-shot for the kills and have everyone else guard.
>>321598042
>you can't steal an assload of level 3 key spheres from Biran & Yenke
Holy fuck I just got through with beating them.
You can rematch them, right?
>>321595490
sphere puzzles are worthless garbage
>>321598197
That still damages them and those small points eventually add up.
>>321597750
>Kimahri has a solo fight against two bosses at once
And I like Kimahri, so go fuck yourself.
>>321598334
With level scaling. That fight is literally made so that you can't lose.
>>321596039
I think he might have learned from BB.
>>321598287
Sorry, but no. If you haven't saved I'd suggest reloading and grinding him until you can learn steal.
>>321595140
He also gets cucked in 2.5, where she brings him back from the dead after an unfortunate Blitzball Bomb and then she fucks off with some other guy.
>>321598587
>SE made some retarded fanfiction canon
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>321596083
Anything with Pat is God tier, but I like the Woolie Matt, it's the Liam Woolie combo that's a fucking death sentence. I watch tbfp at least once a day, but I skip Liam Woolie shit except for the Stanly parable 2, that was good. I think they just pic shit games
>>321595490
>321595173
To be fair those Sphere Puzzles get ridiculously stupid later on, especially with the amount of back and forth you have to do.
>>321598334
I never leveled him the entire game, the bosses only have 100 HP when you get to them and they and you do 1-3 HP of damage.
It's pretty much impossible to lose thanks to level scaling.
>>321598745
They were thinking people would get excited for FFX-3, and while Auron having a daughter and her stuff seemed interesting, the rest was just...oh boy is it a mess.
>>321598587
That shit's not canon. It was written by someone bitter as fuck and invalidates X and X-2's endings.
>>321598334
>two bosses that scale to his stats
>even the developers knew that no one would use the big blue furry mountain creature
The truth hurts, anon.
>>321598897
Square already said it's canon.
>>321596485
>tho
>>>/tumblr/
FUCK BANDUNK
>>321598897
It was written by Nojima, the guy who wrote X and X-2.
>>321598897
You mean Nojima, the guy that also wrote X and X-2?
>>321599203
>>321599005
It got blasted by the Japs on Amazon so it's never going to be brought up by Square again which is good enough.
>Love Blue Mages
>Love Dragoons
>A character that's a hybrid of the two sounds like the coolest shit ever
>Kimahri
What went wrong?
>>321599419
While it'll never be brought up again, it's still canon. It's dumb as fuck, but it doesn't detract from the truth.
>>321599489
He talks like a retard and his design is entry level furry
>>321599489
They made blue spells an overdrive. Simple as that. What's the point of stealing cool spells from enemies if you can only ever use them every now and again? It doesn't give you any incentive to play as him to use his overdrive more either because he's got nothing else to set him apart enough to be fun to play.
He doesnt aay 'im' just 'hungry
If youre going to epic maymay then get the quote right
>>321599203
>>321599291
noooooooooooooooooooot
canoooooooooooooooooon
>>321599419
>never going to be brought up by Square again
Didn't they include it in the HD version of X/X-2?
>>321599752
I need FOOD
>>321596039
because matt is terrible at vidya but even he could handle FFX
![image238[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IldBjf0.png "image238[1].png")
>give Vaan a shirt
>he stops being gay
>>321594248
>Wakka never gives him the food he promised him
>Tidus spends the entire game from this point on with an empty stomach
>Eventually disappears due to lack of food
>>321599843
I'LL GO GET MORE WOOD
>>321599824
Sssh never again
>>321600038
LISTEN TO MY STORYStill the dumbest part of the game, really. He spends hours retelling the entire story of the game...to the rest of the party, who all already knew everything he just said. Shit writing.
>>321599894
Now he's only JRPG straight, which by western standards is still a gigantic flaming fuckboy.
>>321600191
is that what the narration is? i always assumed it was him just talking to the player
>>321599843
>Story is about the summoner Yuna eliminating an undying demon from the world as well as outing an entire religion as a farce and web of lies
>Claims it's Tidus' story
>>321600350
Well, technically, yes, he is talking to the player. But in context, since the player is a non-entity, he is telling his story to people who already know everything.
>>321599894
They really should have just gave the kid a shirt in 12
>>321599690
Also I can't remember any good spells to steal besides the obligatory bad breath.
Nothing like Aqualung from FF7 or an equivalent.
>>321600510
>Story is about a boy from a 1000 year old dream who gets brought into the real world by his father and gets stuck helping a summoner and her friends try to kill his father while keeping him in the dark for no reason
>Claims it's Yuna's story
Did this game have the comfiest FF party or what?
>>321600510
I loved Yuna's entire spiritual journey, from the religious aspect of the summons, to the organization of their religion. It's a very interesting thing. Too bad Tidus is the main focus.
Hell, Yuna even has a bettr connection to Jecht, even. He was a secondary father figure for her, and gave his life to save not only Yuna's father, but all of Spira. He was a hero to her, someone you always looked up to.
But no, we gotta listen to Tidus bitching about how his dad always shat on him.
>>321600730
>keeping him in the dark
Only Auron knew the whole "dream" thing from the beginning. Why he doesn't spill the beans right at the start? Because fuck you, that's why.
Also, how can Tidus be a dream, but Auron and Jecht aren't? And even those two are also dreams, how can Auron be an unsent, and how can Jecht be Sin? Don't you need to be actually alive to be either of those things?
>>321600872
There should be a ffx prequel a la Crisis Core (not with the same gameplay mechanics, just a similar prequel type thing) where you play as auron and you, jecht and braska are going to banish sin.
>>321600872
>more Teedus hate
His complaining is only in the beginning of the story. Further through, he gains development and even reacts maturely to the discovery of his false existence.
>>321601134
I feel like there's no such thing as an immature response to discovering that you are not real. I'd be pretty understanding of someone completely losing their shit upon making such a discovery.
>They could have played Final Fantasy X-2
>It's shorter
>It's got faster combat
>It's much much much stupider and easier to make fun of
>They could have had Woolie basically only learning about the original game based on Matt's recollections
>They could have helped the Ronso with their race war
>But they picked X
>Those cutscenes where they sped up the va's voice so it matches the lip flaps
This is like...right behind Revelations: Persona on stupidest localization ideas.
>>321594917
This, fucking gypsy shits talking about how they're not as bad as yevon makes them out to be and as soon as you turn around all your grenades are gone.
Wakka blames a weapon for Chappu's death.
Not the fact Chappu either didn't know what he was doing, or that nobody probably taught him how to properly use the weapon.
I think the hair gel seeped into his brain.
>series is called Final Fantasy
>there will never be a final Final Fantasy
>fantasizing that there will be a final Final Fantasy is the final fantasy
>>321601818
Well he lives in a world similar to the dark ages except there's an actual physical manifestation of god's wrath going around killing people for no good reason and his religion tells him that it's because they relied too much on technology.
