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I am fucking tired of all this console war faggotry so I am going
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I am fucking tired of all this console war faggotry so I am going to break it down for you people.

PC fan 1:
>I am a total loser that spends more of my time shitposting on image boards about 60FPS than I do actually playing video games! Even though I spent thouands of dollars of my parents money on a gaming PC my favourite games are WoW and masturbating to porn.

PC fan 2:
>lol pc is mustard race even though I spend a majority of my time playing Undertale and other equally as bad meme games. I have shit taste and the only reason I don't go out and buy a console is because indie developers have no talent and can't get a contract with a major publisher.

PC fan 3:
>hahaha guys... Steam thread! Haha Steam sales! This is so fun even though I have no friends lol!

Sony fan 1:
>niga u wite bois have small diks i fuk ur gf i only play call of duty and NFL games

Sony fan 2:
>At least it's not Xbox! Right guys?

Sony fan 3:
>Are you guys ready for Chinese weeb shit game #457? It has no actual gameplay but at least it has cute anime girls because I am a closeted pedophile. My parents would also be absolutely fucking ashamed of me so I don't talk to them anymore.

Xbox fan 1:
>I bought this console strictly for Halo 5 because I can't let a dead franchise die already.

Xbox fan 2:
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM GARRET WONT LET ME HAVE A TURN!!!!!

Xbox fan 3:
>Ha I don't even play games I just use this as a Netflix machine.

Nintendo fan 1:
>Call of Duty is such a shit series, even though Mario hasn't changed in 30 years and Game Freak is busy working on new Pokemon designed after household objects. By the way just so you know most Pokemon players are in college!

Nintendo fan 2:
>I am a house wife. After I cook for my family I like to get my daily work out using Wii Fit.

Nintendo fan 3:
>I am too young to know what a video game is
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>PC fan not having golden locks, a 12 inch cock and millions of dollars
This is wrong.
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I agree with most of your points except for the Xbox ones, since there literally are no Xbox fans on /v/.

That's like saying that Amiga fans are shitposting here.
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>>321587753
>Mario hasn't changed in 30 years

Have you played any 3d mario games?
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>>321588320
Its more of a "This is what each fanbase sounds like" thing than a "here are what each of these shitposters say" thing.
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>>321587753
>implying there are Xbox fans
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>>321588172
Back to reddit, friend
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>>321588517
>implying mechanics of mario have changed at all
It has been the same fucking game reskinned several times over the course of three decades. Call of Duty is basically doing the exact same shit as Mario.
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Elmo killed the Muppets
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>>321588596
I actually saw an Xbox thread here earlier in the week.
They were unironically praising Xbox.
The one thing that it has going for it is Forza but I think Microshit needs to sell Forza and just quit making games.
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>>321587753
>Game Freak is busy working on new Pokemo
as a /vp/ fucking kill yourself. We all have lost hopes.
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>>321589029
Forza is more than what the PS4 has.
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>tfw you finally ascend beyond the realm of console warring
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