What the fuck is the downside, here, because she seems like the perfect woman.
She's not real.
>>321584629
Your mind makes her real.
>>321584629
le dark and edgy
fuck off
She's lanky as fuck m9
Her head is disproportionately small.
>>321584106
People have different tastes.
>>321584106
She is 10 feet tall.
>>321586559
I fail to see how this is a problem.
>>321586369
>>321586327
>>321584106
I like nice hips, but, they don't look human - to be frank.
Maybe that's because she technically isn't human...but still.
>>321586664
Bayonetta isn't that tall though. Luka is taller tham her. It's just her abnormally long legs.
I'd be way too beta to handle her.
>>321586853
I think it's the heels too. She's still hot and I dig tall women
>>321584629
Kill me
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Y0f6fEE.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>321586559
>>321586621
>>321586935
You don't handle Bayonetta. She handles you.
>>321584106
In that artwork maybe, in-game she looks like a mutant with a tiny body and unnaturally long limbs.
>>321584106
She never takes off her shoes.
>>321584106
>You'll never be good enough for her
>>321584106
She's not pure
>>321588351
Bayonetta taught me the sexiest part of a woman can be an exposed back.
>>321588737
Navel is pretty sexy too
>Finally get around to beating Bayo 2
>Balder starts disco dancing in the final summon
Everything turned out better than expected.
>>321589637
I had no idea how to react to that when I saw that.
