Is that wise, captain? The Codex Astartes does not support this action
>>321539614
Thanks for reminding me why I hate smurfs
>>321539614
Why do you interpret the the Codex Astartes so narrowly?
I wish they'd make more 40k games that aren't RTS. Its a great IP for vidya, but RTS a shit.
>>321539869
tfw my name is Titus, atleast everyone calls me that
The imperium of man is a slave empire. The false emperor continuously forces his subjects to do his bidding when he isn't really God.
>>321539614
shut up leandros, no one likes you
>>321539614
NO
THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STEEL RAIN
>>321539614
getting quite sick of each and every warhammer game being centered around space marines
id rather have no more warhammer games at all than one with space marines in it
>>321540354
Considering the source material, RTS makes a lot of sense, though.
>>321539614
Fuk u it foes jus t like jiump; out the ship you fucking fafgort
>>321540608
>>321539614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BROTHER!
>>321539614
>fuck the emperor I'm gonna fap to it anyway
Am I the only one who really liked this game?
>>321540893
>>321540805
And heeeeeere comes the heresy autism.
>>321540608
Somebody got a krak grenade in their stocking this Emperor's Day huh?
WARHAMMER 40,000: BATTLEFRONT TYPE GAME
WHERE
>>321541150
Still waiting
Would be simple as fuck to do really, I'm surprised there aren't at least mods for BF2
>>321540608
Go to bed Horus
>>321541007
Never seen it.
>>321541059
fuck off heretic
Fuck the Codex. Give me a Lasgun, a power pack, and point me at the heretic.
>>321541150
>>321541220
E T E R N A L C R U S A D E
>>321541509
Spot the shill.
DEATHWING WHEN
wait what's on the horizon for 40K games besides the shitfest that will be Eternal Crusade? All that shovelware just made me give up on keeping track.
>>321541647
I love memes too anon, why don't we go spout some memes together in the corner?
>>321541886
That's fine with me marketer-kun
>>321541951
honest question
what's bad about eternal crusade?
>>321542125
It looks like Space Marine multiplayer only watered down even further and the devs are slimy psychopaths
>tfw no one to purge loyalists and orkz with
>>321541853
there's Battlefleet Gothic (which looks the most promising), some Inquisitor game that looks like Diablo, Deathwing which is basically vaporware at this point, and Eternal Crusade
>>321541853
Deathwing (Space Hulk), by the guys who made E.Y.E.
>>321542125
Game was supposed to be 100vs100 players but now it's going to be 8vs8 at best.
>>321542307
>tfw I'd play with you but I'm not going to be home until later.
>>321542510
are there any 100v100 games out there?
>>321542724
Discounting MMO's
Planetside
that game on the PS3 nobody ever talks about
Mount and Blade Warband, funnily enough
Probably missing a lot of games, but it's definitely possible
>>321539869
SEQUEL WHERE
>>321542724
Some MMO's probably. Age of Reckoning didn't have caps on participants on castle sieges early on at least.
>>321540608
>when he isn't really God.
Well no shit, he never wanted to be called a god to begin with.
>>321542510
>>321542125
Basically the devs discovered that can't do the vast majority of what they promised. The tech they paid for (Pikoserver) which was supposed to allow for 1000+ player battles turned out to be snake oil, so the game has been downgraded to a Space Marine Multiplayer game with some more races soon™ and more weapons soon™, and some ground vehicles.
The problem is they've already taken people's money for it and now what they promised (which is what people put money into) can't be delivered. Some of the studio's talent including lead programmer and lead level designer quit, as did the original creative designer who bailed even before they announced that they couldn't achieve what they had set out to do.
It's a train wreck.
RIP
>>321539614
Did this game do poorly or something? The most fun I've had in a long time. Are they making more in the series?
>>321542916
PvP M&B isn't 100v100
>>321543175
did you miss the whole Relic going out of business thing?
>>321539747
>Made an empire that still stands today
>Best life for imperial citizens on their planet
>Best looking Primarch model and character
>Most level headed Primarch.
>Wrote a book that the best chapters follow
>Morons and Plebian chapters don't follow it
I bet you're not even a founding chapter.
>>321543231
yes, what happened?
>>321543204
that's wrong family
>>321543204
There are 100v100 multiplayer servers about the place, although the netcode clearly isn't mean to handle that many people.
>>321543262
Ultramarines don't have a flaw like the other chapters. Only thing that comes close is they follow the codex to OCD levels.
>>321543146
Feels like 40K games are cursed.
>>321543146
>The tech they paid for (Pikoserver) which was supposed to allow for 1000+ player battles turned out to be snake oil
Jesus Christ, I'd be fucking furious if I was the developer
>>321543432
Exactly. That's why they're the best.
>>321543306
>modded servers are the same thing as vanilla
sorry man, but M&B multiplayer isn't 100v100
>>321543609
there are literally 200 player servers you idiot
you don't have to "mod" the server to get 200 slots, and even if you did that point is irrelevant because they exist anyway
>>321543567
As a Crimson Fists fag I've always thought this dude was cool.
>>321543894
Likewise, he kills Orks and doesn't afraid of anything
>>321542181
Well, it is Space Marine multiplayer, but it's definitely better in my opinion. Plus there are going to be orks, eldars and PVE with nids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5MgnZ734I
>>321543432
Not every chapter has a flaw
>>321543262
Unremembered Empire was such a fucking awesome to expand on Guilliman.
>seat for every primarch
>even has the banners of heretic legions were displayed
>he still hoped they would see reason and come back
>he'd of accepted them despite their mistakes
>two seats left for the unknown primarchs with a blank banner for them
"Yet their absence must be marked.Places must be left for them.That is simply honor"
;_;7
>>321543262
why do the primarchs look so different from one another? did the emperor make some of them purposely hawt or at least pretty good looking?(roboute,sanguinus) the other primarchs prolly added the fact that they were fuck ugly when deciding to betray him
>>321544270
Because they were babbies that flew through the warp
Some of them came out worse than others.
>>321544208
In it's current state it's really not.
>>321544361
I prefer the combat feedback and the game being more, I don't know, neat? This while trying to integrate new features
>>321543609
You got fucking rekt faggot
>>321544361
Its current state has changed a lot and is quite far from any sense of release.
Who would win:
One hundred Space Marine chapters all coordinating perfectly
or
The entire First Order from Star Wars, including use of the Starkiller
>>321539747
Hate Ward not the XIIIth, they're quite cool, especially during HH
>>321544607
A hundred space marine chapers is quite a lot of space marines, you know.
>>321544270
They were raised in radically different environments. Konrad for example was "raised" on a shit hole nightmare anarchist world where he sought to bring justice through any means to those who made the world shitty in the first place, and his personality reflects that.
>still playing 40k shit when WHF games are infinitely better
>>321544607
>blah blah blah
>40k is overpowered blah blah
>blah blah
>space marines are too strong for everything bro blah blah
here's your answer
this coming from a 40k fan
>>321544663
A space Marine would get rekt by blasters.
>>321544357
I mean some were even different ethnicities like jaghatai being a mongol and corax being native american..is the answer the warp? it's the warp isnt it?
>>321544245
>Not every chapter has a flaw
Gimme some examples please.
>>321544758
>WHF games
What, all two of them?
>>321544607
100 full chapters? Fuck the first order. Speace mereens ftw
Do people still play Space Marine?
I've never played the online on it.nor did I ever finish it, the last boss kept kicking my ass
>>321544935
Pleb
>>321544607
Roughly 100,000 walking tank combat machines vs a much weaker version of the Empire? Dumb question.
>>321544823
dark angels come to mind
>>321543262
Guilliman was a power hungry pussy
In fact, he should be considered a traitor primarch
Now, do you want to talk about the best primarch?
>>321545079
They have severe issues when it comes to trusting one another. So much that it has caused them mutiny in the past.
>>321544781
no, see >>321544668
>>321544607
A single chapter would probably be enough to defeat The First Order
>>321544607
afaik only about a dozen chapters participated in the raid, SM arent exactly new to fighting huge ass things
>>321544823
Ultramarines, Ironhands, Imperial Fists, Minotaurs
>>321541150
Eternal disappointment is trying to do that, failing miserably too.
>>321541853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWteWul9cBE
Frogs are saving video games, this is what I wanted ever since I got into warhammer 40k.
>>321545079
If you don't consider "being so fixated on killing the Fallen Angels that you leave your allies alone mid battle when some of them show up three systems away" a flaw, sure
>>321544607
The First Order is weak as fuck. We see like one Star Destroyer for the whole movie? They basically sank all their money into the Starkiller. When the Resistance launches an attack, they can only muster some 100 Tie Fighters to intercept a few squadrons of X-Wings. A single Space Marine fleet could deal with that.
So what the fuck was wrong with Titus? Was he one of those Solitares?
>>321544823
Blood Angels
Space Wolves
Raven Guard
:^)
>>321545348
They also killed some Black Templars over it.
>>321545189
ethnicity is race it doesnt change depending on how you were raised or where you were raised that's like being born asian then getting thrown to africa and becoming a black guy, only your core beliefs and tenets unless the primarch babies were sort of blanks that copied the first thing(i.e race) that they see
>>321539614
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
>>321544607
a single space marine chapter was able to destroy the world engine which is a necron death star on steroids, so it's pretty easy to figure out.
>>321545143
That's not Magnus
>>321545348
oh I thought we were talking about geneseed , it that case yes..fuck those guys...I guess salamanders and space wolves are pretty bro tier?
>>321545246
>Ultramarines
Yes we've established they are de best.
Ironhands
>Lol come on now. They have a very unhealthy obsession with eliminating anything that is considered weak which is why they are always hacking off their own limbs in favour of machine.
>Imperial Fists
Extreme stubbornness that they don't fall back or consolidate when they should. This is also how Dorn met his end.
>Minotaurs
Don't know these guys enough.
>>321545372
>Blood Angels
Not him but you're not serious, right? Over time Blood Angels are consumed by either the Black Rage or Red Thrist and devolve into gibbering maniacs where they are sent into battle to die or are just executed. Blood Angels gene seed is severely flawed.
>>321545246
>Ultramarines
Extremely dogmatic approach to strategy and tactics, even more than the rest of their already dogmatic bretherns
>Ironhands
Pathological assholes that hate weakness so much as to replace their body with bionics
>Imperial Fists
Obsessed with self punishment and simply unable to let it go
>Minotaurs
Mega assholes involved in some shady chapter killing shit, probably direct puppets of the High Lords
>>321539869
Because truth is always straight and narrow, Titus. Are you roaming down heresy lane and immolation field?
>>321545079
I THINK YOU ARE MISTAKEN IMPERIAL CITIZEN THE DARK ANGELS ARE THE MOST LOYAL CHAPTER AND ANY RUMORS THAT SAY OTHERWISE ARE HERESY
>>321545601
Space Wolves and Raven Guard have some shitty gene seed too, it was ironic
Post yfw chaosfags try to explain you the hierarchy of their gods.
>>321545372
Raven Guard remain silent even when they have information that can be vital to other chapters. Blood Angels lose their shit sometimes and kill civilians.
>>321545467
Vulkan's skin is jet black because of his surroundings. It's partially down to environment and how the Emperor created the primarchs.
>>321541475
I hope you at least have fun in your 15 hours
>>321545639
Waiting for some flaws tho
>>321545246
arent the minotaurs the personal hit squad of the highlords?
>>321545981
They're >implied to be
>>321545981
Supposedly. They're often sent off to kill traitor marines, they are why the Lamenters chapter is low on numbers because the Minotaurs fucked up their shit in the Badab War.
>>321545956
Their dicks don't work
>>321543262
>girlyman
>levelheaded
Leman motherfucking Russ was more levelheaded since he wasn't fucking fooled by the Alpha Legion
>>321545929
that's why I was asking why jaghatai was mongolian, corax native american and the emperor supposedly being sumerian? if still canon?
So what are the rules for creating your own chapter of any army? Can you?
>>321546226
Ultramarines still have real families. Unless they retconned that recently.
>>321546407
I thought that was Salamanders
>>321542373
>2d plane ship fights
>IT'S NOT BOATS IT'S IN SPACE
Seriously wasted potential.
>>321546203
arent the lamenters ALWAYS low on numbers? god bless those magnificent bastards
>>321546272
Because GW wanted them to be so. Who cares?
>>321546279
Yes you can create your own chapter and backstory if you want, and even make your own rules if you want. It's just more common for people to use the rules of a different chapter already out so people don't complain.
>>321546458
No, Salamanders are just canonly the nicest, and most level headed chapter.
>>321546462
>I don't know how BFG plays out
They took the board game and made it an RTS, it looks fucking great.
>>321541509
I T W I L L B E R E A L L Y S H I T
>>321546458
>>321546579
Salamanders also stick close to their families and live as community leaders on Nocturne
>>321546470
I think the Minotaurs worsened their situation. The thing with the Lamenters is that they're just unlucky and loose a lot more Marines than others.
>>321546203
kinda remember them offing some ultramarines successor chapter(s)? and stealing their stuff...making the smurfs all salty...so they can't all be that bad...and asterion moloc looks badass
>>321546618
>I don't know how space combat would work.
I know a team thats good with dealing with "gods" Maybe we should send in SG1?
>>321544607
Wouldnt Starkiller be a super high level psyker though?
He's able to pull entire star cruisers/ star destroyers out of space.
Not to mention ceramite wouldnt hold up to a lightsaber, and marines have absolutely no training in resisting the force.
I hate Starkiller, but he is pretty OP, probably primarch level.
>>321546759
>I'm so autistic everything needs to be realistic
They wanted to make the TT an RTS, they did that and it looks great.
>>321546618
I don't give two dicks about your board game.
>WARHAMMER 40 FUCKING K
>THOSE MASSIVE SHIPS
>ALL THOSE GUNS, ALL THAT POTENTIAL FOR FUN
But at least it's like the board game!
This is about as wasted potential as it gets
Not doing this with 3 dimensions is a massive mistake. That's just my opinion family member.
>>321546819
Who would win in a fight?
SG-1 or a Squad of Ultramarines?
>>321539614
>not fighting for the Greater Good
There is literally no excuse.
>>321546886
It does look great, it also looks like it could be been something more than MoarBoatFights:TheGame3.
>>321546925
SG-1 easily. Nothing compares to the awesome power that is P-90
>>321546973
>implying tau have tits
>implying tau breed for fun
>implying being second class citizens would be good
>>321542373
>Deathwing which is basically vaporwave at this point
what the fuck does this mean?
>>321546973
I'd rather to keep my balls.
>>321546846
Nigger this isn't the EU anymore, starkiller is a base. Not the dude the from the force unleashed.
>>321546894
Explain what the 3 dimensions would bring more to the game, I'm waiting.
>>321546925
depends on the ultramarines in question if theyre named characters both groups with their massive amounts of plot armor would result in no casualties on both sides with the story eventually ending up with both groups teaming up to fight ..things...if theyre scrub level like leandros sg1 would win...somehow
>>321546973
Have the Tau done anything wrong besides being DURTEH CAHMEEZ?
>>321546846
hmm i would disagree at first but after reading your post it actually makes abit sense, yeah maybe
40K fans are the absolute worst.
>>321546987
Space fights in warhammer are literally napoleonic era ship fights in space plus ramming.
>>321547193
implied mindcontrol, forced sterilization and concentration camps afaik
>>321546925
SG1 no doubt, they have the mighty P90 and C4!
worst case scenario, daniel dies only to be reborn a season after
>>321547173
Another dimension in which to move your ships? More tactics? Fun? Something that won't be another ship fight simulator? I get that it's fun to see your totally boring board games get a fancy make over, but that won't stop them from being wasted potential.
Are you afraid of having to worry about going up or down? Is that too much for youKahn?
>>321547087
nice propaganda, but you can't stop the Greater Good
>>321543567
>yfw the reason Roboute wasn't a total fuck up like Kurze, Mortarion and so many other primarchs was that he had a mommy surrogate who loved him dearly
>>321547085
>>321547329
I can't take that gun seriously. It's so animu.
>>321547253
>All ships in canon combat have fought on a literally level playing field
Nice to know lore autism is killing vydia potential. It's not really surprising why the franchise isn't very popular in video games. If there is all that potential, but all you guys want is napoleonic era ship fights in space plus ramming.
Which is about as underwhelming as it gets desu
>>321547513
The combined effort and excellence engineering of the UNITED STATES, land of the FREE
>>321547549
And look how well Nexus: The Jupiter Incident did.
>>321547337
So nothing?
What tactics is it bringing in if you have full control of your ship rotation? no matter the axis it rotates around you will always be able to fire all your weapons, without counting that all ships have shields which in turn means no matter were you hit the damage you do is the same and if you hit the bottom or top of ships it does nothing considering how most 40k ships have their main weapons on the boardside or front.
The only ships that have turrets are the chaos ones (with some exceptions) and you are going to hit those by firing on the boardside, it's a completely useless function.
>>321547687
hey!
I loved Nexus: TJI, the gameplay was awesome
>>321547549
Then you can gladly fuck off since you don't like warhammer or how it plays out, by the way, warhammer is quite popular in vidya.
The real question is.
>>321546470
For those we cherish we die in glory.
For the Imperium of man my brother.
>>321547864
1 Marine could defeat a squad of Spartans easy
>>321546846
>Wouldnt Starkiller be a super high level psyker though?
Nope. Not even Librarian tier.
>He's able to pull entire star cruisers/ star destroyers out of space.
But now put someone on that spaceship who can feel what is about to go down and have them throw up a force barrier or just simply use their own power to hold that ship in place.
>Not to mention ceramite wouldnt hold up to a lightsaber
I think you might be right on this one. It would be tough but not unbreakable.
>marines have absolutely no training in resisting the force.
They are trained to resist psykers.
>>321547804
>Thinks I don't like 40k
If I didn't like it, I'd be happy about the *WASTED POTENTIAL*. Like you kind folks. I'm sure I'll buy it, doesn't mean isn't a fucking waste, Anon.
Oh, and Warhammer is doing great in the vydia world, really? Is it? How is Relic doing, again?
>>321547707
I'm sorry if you think that having massive flying ships with huge cannons surround one other massive ship that can't fucking GO UP FOR 20 SECONDS or anything is useless.
I'm more sorry that apparently the developers think that, too.
>>321547864
The real question isn't.
>>321547902
the imperium doesnt deserve these heroic bastards, are they tied with doom eagles for saddest chapter? or is there one worse?
>>321548073
>How is Relic doing, again?
Relic has been doing great even though I don't like coh2
Are you literally retarded?
>>321547970
Spartans have speed, energy shielding and AI functionality. Its closer to a 1v1 fight.
And going by in game, Spartans are probably twice as strong as a Space Marine.
>>321548243
>spartan 4's
>stronger and faster than a spess mehreen
loving every laugh
>>321548232
No I was just assuming the other post who said Relic died was accurate.
Thankfully I'm still accurate about how it's just another boat fights game, but since it's reskinned, WOAH TIME FOR WAHAMMER HUE
>>321548407
>No I was just assuming the other post who said Relic died was accurate.
So you talk about things you have no clue about, that has been clear for a few posts now but now it's confirmed.
How many spess marines would it take to bring down batman?
>>321547991
Power Swords are just lightsabers with a solid base.
>>321548357
Are the Tau the only rational beings in the galaxy? Eldar have the potential for rational thinking, but they just don't give enough of a shit.
>>321545143
Dorn is more vanilla than Guilliman expect more stupid and emo
>>321548521
Does Batman have prep time?
>>321543143
the emperor is a literally a fucking god
>>321547970
I'm not a Halo fan but 1 single Space Marine has never saved Earth from an alien invasion, unlike 1 single Spartan did.
>>321548521
One, because the Emperor's light would cleanse capeshit filth no matter what circumstances
>>321548231
Remember brother it isn't about whether the Imperium as a whole deserves us, but if the common man deserves and needs us. We must cherish every human life my brother and not let mistakes like Slaughterhouse III's Liberation in the Corinth Crusade happen again
>>321540691
WE SEND MOORE
>>321548612
Yes he has prep time.
>>321548492
Your free to shill out for another game that's just a reskin of something else, Anon. And we're all welcome to welcome in the new wave of half assed games with wasted potential.
>>321548565
implying eldar scum are good for anything else
>>321546894
You see, Battlefleet Gothic is just a shitty clone of Dreadfleet after 40k became more popular than Warhammer.
It is the same game with different models and names for shit.
To add insult to the injury, Dreadfleet got better in a new game known as Man O' War, but this has to appeal to the ratards who actually still ay 40k tabletop, so say goodbye to any improvements.Funnily enough, GW also allowed the license of Man O' War out but by the looks of it, it is handled by some nobodies and the texture quality indicates mobile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twrLuASPnEI
>>321548652
Batman
>>321548707
I asked how many space marines it would take to bring down batman, and you answered "batman". Are you daijobu?
>>321548521
Batman would probably bring out a phial of Space Marine repellent or something.
>>321544759
Is barneyfag on vacation or something, not that i mind that is?
>>321548765
Well, zero, because Batman would win. He has prep time.
>>321548632
your words restore my faith brother
>>321548765
>thinking you can take down batman with preptime
>>321548765
hes talking about Konrad Kurze I believe
>>321548870
You mean "infinity" then.
How is that ork band called that believes the Emprah is their leader. And does anyone have the comic of them?
>>321548231
There's the timetraveling /v/ zombie chapter
>>321548908
>>321548870
I want Reddit / tumblr / /co/ to leave
>>321547053
>mfw all this hourglass figure
>>321548928
Zero can be defined as infinity
>>321548908
I'm imagining batman throwing batarangs at space marines.
>>321548686
where is this gif from need to know fast
>>321548670
No wasted potential where the devs are achieving exactly what they aimed to and what the fans want.
But then again, you are free to use your buzzwords of which you don't know the meaning of not any different from the rest of the retarded stuff you've spouted so far.
>>321548231
What are you talking about?
These days where Space Marines are basically space paladins there are tons that are heroic and selfless, they just don't trip over their own shoelaces like the Lamentors do.
>>321548959
oh yeah ,firehawks originally right? but only their origin story is sad they're pretty much immortal and that paint job is kickass so it kind of evens out.
>>321543292
THQ went all in with a shitty drawing tablet for consoles. The thing flopped and they died miserably.
So how do I get into the 40k universe?
Is that Freeblade game gonna come to PC at some point?
wait why is Titus the smurf captain?
I thought that was Sicarius
>>321549073
Do you know how to argue anything other than "HUe buzzwords"
Please explain how not using 3d movement IN SPACE, IN 2015. Isn't wasted the potential for more game. Please, go on.
>What the fans want
Clearly not, as we're not seeing eye to eye.
So what then, just fans of the board game? Fuck off otherwise?
God forbid I want something that isn't a rehash of several games that already exist.
>>321549053
Boku no pico
>>321548686
>>321549053
BUMP for sauce
>>321548620
That is because as long as one Space Marine stands the xenos will never get close enough.
>>321549172
yeah, but the other chapters are loved for it. the lamenters do that shit and are still mostly distrusted by the other chapters and they still get screwed by faith.
>>321548878
I'm happy my counsel has soothed your heart brother. In our current state we cannot let ourselves waver or we surely won't survive this penance of ours. And remember while the rest of our brothers of the Imperium may not be with us, the Emperor always is.
>>321549224
They're not so immortal when they go berserk like a black rage blood angel
>>321549424
citizen, are you willingly trying to fraternize with the eldar?
>>321549424
chien noir
>>321549073
Why is wanting more from a game "retarded stuff"?
Is this what actual 40k fans want? Less? I'm sorry I didn't get hyped for this game, which is seriously a reskin of boat fighting games we've all played before (Or maybe just me, and that other poster.).
Seriously, why is wanting the game to feel like it's in space a bad thing? Because it doesn't jerk off your 1:1 board game fantasy?
>that novel where a tau fire warrior and an ultrasmurf becomes best friends/battle brothers
>>321549552
That gag is installed improperly. You risk of hurting your tongue like that!
>>321547125
No updates since the summer, no public presenceNo brouzoufs
>>321544935
Use that lasgan sniper thing
shits overpowered as fuck
>>321548786
That would only make them angrier
>>321549418
>>321549552
i know where the blonde one comes from just havent seen the one with the gag
>>321549441
Lamentors screwed themselves with the Badab War, it's no wonder they aren't trusted
>>321547401
Tau is the race and the empire
T'au is their main planet
Serious question:
What's wrong with Heresy?
>>321549871
Do you realize how legitimately fucked up Chaos is?
>>321549845
they werent trusted from the begining , being part of the cursed founding and all
>>321549871
Pretty much heresy
>>321549496
They werent even blood angel based
>>321549871
Everything you fuck nugget.
>>321547621
ain't P90 Belgian?
>>321549819
it's from the same scene
>>321549960
the cursed founding was a term that came into being AFTER those events.
>>321549819
Give me the sauce anon please
>>321550069
no its not what was the name of the scene ? i just saw it before and wrote it down somewhere just cant remember japanese words well
>>321543143
>>321548618
No, he's the pinnacle of humankind. He literally spent ages trying to convince humanity that there was no such thing as a god.
>>321550179
I literally googled brown elf anime hentai and it was the first result.
>>321550104
...no...the cursed founding is the 21st founding with 7 other chapters being founded along with them in the 36th milenium 991.M35, all with strange quirks of some kind badab war happend on 901.M41 and 913.M41so they were founded waaay before that shit
>>321550359
It's an objective fucking fact that upon his ascension to the Golden Throne he basically became a god in the warp powered by humankind's worship, it's supposed to be irony, do you know what that word means?
>>321550179
comeon man it's not that hard to reverse google search it'll take you literally a second
>>321549375
Ya reliable kinda shit the bed on that one. Even though Titus was a better character in every way shape and form.
it's kuroinu you fucking faggots
holy shit it's been three fucking years since that was released and there are still some fucking faggots that have never seen those goddamn brown elves get fucked by ogres
even I've only watched the damn hentai once and i still remember the fucking name because every single retard still keeps asking for it every fucking time a gif of it gets posted that my brain unintentionally memorized the fucking title
>>321550297
Kuroinu
>>321550474
Do you think he has trouble enunciating
>>321550474
Poor emperor. What a sad existence.
>>321550141
that sign on your chest says otherwise
>ultra smurf thread
It's like you niggers hate fun.
>>321549678
Which one? I thought it was communist space weaboo and a grey knight?
>>321550846
fire warrior
it's based on the shitty fps vidya GW made when they first revealed the Tau
>>321550783
Are there any writings on what happens to the emperor between the antiquity and when he first started uniting earth ?
I saw vague references to him being behind several historical leaders, but I'm wondering if there's more.
>>321550783
It's part of why even with a 21st century real life mindset I consider heretics completely disgusting
This dude has spent the last ten thousand fucking years holding back hell itself from spilling into reality, watched his dream go down in flames and otherwise his centuries of planning ruined and he STILL endures instead of letting go because on some fundamental level he still loves us as a species for all our indignities
Anyone who betrays him to cavort with soul-raping penis demons is literal dogshit and deserves what they get
>>321550813
My fellow klepto.
>>321549552
elfdars do not look like kawaai anime elf whores
>>321551002
He punched the Void Dragon all the way to Mars which (St George slaying the dragon)
He was supposedly Hercules, Merlin (not King Arthur himself) Jesus Christ, and a few others I'm forgetting
>>321549678
>the same firewarrior became the tau commander in dark crusade
>>321549039
ahahaah retos alert
Was the Fire Warrior game any good? It had BRIAN BLESSED as a voice actor, what else do you want
Do we like Eldar /v/?
>>321551201
just read the novel
>>321550325
Death to the False Emperor
>>321551092
well theyre not that bad....heresy!! *BLAM*....greetings citizen move along
>>321551153
Thought he went crazy at the end of the game. Pretty sure there is evidence that he is a different kais
>>321551254
I hated them in DoW
their pew pew light balls looks like shit when all the other sides shoot proper bullets or some better glowing shit
>>321550325
Praise the emperor battle brother.
>>321550474
>>321550359
>>321543143
One of the main reason was his attempt at limiting the amount of human mental influence on the warp.
>>321551254
You have no idea. I'd be captain Kirk of 40k if I was a rouge trader.
>>321545143
Yes I want to talk about Jaghatai Khan.
Do you?
>>321550474
Depending on when you look at in terms of fluff he has always been that or will only become it post-death.
The Emperor didn't want to be seen as a god purely because it would mean accepting the other gods of existing.
This worked against him as denying the chaos gods existence doesn't stop them existing.
I personally don't mind which origin you take, either the shaman merging god-child version of the perpetual man who became the anathema to Chaos it all results in the same endgame:
The Emperor has both a physical and ethereal essence that is both material and in the warp.
He is literally referred to as a beacon of light in the warp. This isn't just from the Throne itself, but also because of what he stands for against Chaos.
While the chaos gods are forces of primal emotion, the Star Child is as well. Powered through positive emotions that all branch out from faith and selfless service.
>>321551815
Vengeful Spirit blew my fucking mind with that shit. Makes me think of the screaming god-child from warhammer fantasy.
He entered another realm and cons massive power from the gods. Then uses it against them.
>>321551329
Even though our father the emperor wastes away trying to protect us from the chaos lords that you decided to follow, I forgive you brother even if my bolter won't. And if you decide to give up this insane path you are on, you will have a place by my side again.
>>321551151
I heard somewhere that he once split an ocean in two so probably Moses as well?
>>321540608
*tips xeno fedora*
>>321550004
No but still
>>321551506
Tfw no Space Marine game with the White Scars as the main chapter.
No space marines killing things on motocycles.
>>321551016FOR THE EYES OF ORDO HERETICUS ONLY
You're looking at it from too narrow a perspective. You're not wrong in that the Emperor's faith in us is truly godly, and it is in fact a great disrespect to turn away from Him.
But imagine that you don't think it's possible to feel the Emperor's love. You were born on a monstrously dangerous planet, but you cannot even conceive of a "planet" being a factor of differentiation among humans. Your world is your village. You farm and toil and spend your mandatory village-defense time learning how to spar against the great green Ork menace that occasionally plagues your lands. Every few harvests the planetary governor comes and takes everything you have produced, leaving you with nothing to show for all your hard work.
Then, one day, a traveler stops by in your village. He says he's on his way to see the planetary governor. He tells you that he wanted to share some ideas with him. You've never heard of "sharing ideas" before, so you ask him about it. Before you know it, he's told you all about these great cosmic powers that can help you throw off the shackles of oppression that the governor has bound you with!
Obviously, it isn't always so clean and easy to spread the corruption. But too much sympathy for the Emperor leaves you blind to the struggle of the everyman, and thus, blind to the spread of corruption.
GREEN IS BEST
>>321551954
The Emperor lied to his mindless subjects in life, subjecting them to nothing but war and death in the name of his own vanity.
The Dark Powers at least let us know the truth. Burn the body, sear the soul. Death to the False Emperor.
Do you think GW will ever have the balls to do an End Times for 40K?
The bad guys won in Fantasy so would they really let that happen again in their much bigger and more popular franchise? Will the Emprah wake up and the Primarchs return to curbstomp everything?
>>321552103
youz a kunning git! NOW ZOG IT
>>321551254
Oh look, IG but pussified, with high mobility but no real survivability except for vehicles.
Why on earth do people even play this race in DOW, they absolutely fucking suck.
>>321552114
If that is your final answer my brother then my soul shall weep when I see you on the battlefield. Not because you betrayed us, because you were tricked and you clearly can't see it. I want you to know this isn't your fault.
>>321552225
>The bad guys won
Sigmar and his Sigmarsmurfs say otherwise
>>321547864
>implying they wouldn't become bros and purge xeno scum
>>321539614
>that leaked info about the next game being Titus in an Inquisition unit fucking heretics up
This is your fault Leandros you fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW11HajI1fk
>LEANDROS GETTING FUCKING TOLD
>tfw no rogue trader rpg game with fully customizable chars traveling the segmentums while consuming massive amount of hookers and blow
So if the Tyranids stopped fucking around and send their entire hive fleet instead of just it's tendrils everyone is fucked yes?
>>321543262
Ultramarines can't even begin to talk shit about non-founding chapters, given their prodigious progeny
>>321551998
Yeah, legion of the damned are so Kool right guise? Xd
>>321552272
Because Eldar used to be ridiculously broken.
>>321552382
>Age of Sigmar
Sigmar literally sending down Space marines. What a fucking joke.
>>321552102
>But too much sympathy for the Emperor leaves you blind to the struggle of the everyman
Not necessarily, one thing that's clear is that everyone follows the Emperor in their own way, you have pricks like the Marine Malevolent who think killing innocent and guilty alike is all fine and dandy but then you get the Blood Angels, Salamanders, numerous miscellaneous commanders, some Inquisitors even, and the Sisters Hospitaller who believe that the preservation innocent human life is a service to the Emperor as well.
>>321552614
yes but considering games workshop everything will remain just on the edge of being destroyed,also it's implied that the tyranid hivefleets are running from something
tg go home
>>321552715
Ground Marines
>>321545851
Here let me explain.
Khorne is the best.
The End.
>>321552819
But these fuckers actually fly.
>"Yo man I want you to join my cause, i'll give you an army and everything just come with me."
>Dude, i'm not leaving my people. I've led them this far and we're going to fight and die beside one another. If you allow them to come with me, if you save us all, I will agree. Otherwise leave me be.
>"Nah fag I ain't gonna do that, fuck you faggot."
>"Yo, take him anyway, it'll be funny. His people too? Nah fuck that, let them die it'll make him stronger. Strong like me, a pampered Prince who has had everything handed to him his whole life. He'll see, he'll be grateful."
HOW COULD ANYONE HAVE BETRAYED THE ALMIGHTY EMPEROR
>>321552689
Makes sense, its either a obviously broken or weak as shit faction.
Makes sense they are so weak though.
>>321552564
Wait, mind giving us the source?
>>321552715
holy shit I heard it was bad but those look like honor guard or some elite unit from 40k
>>321547687
And clearly you're the only one autistic enough about Z axis to enjoy it.
>>321552564
>no order xenos Titus going around fucking shit up
on that note
>no game as Garo being the fucking Knights-Errant and gathering your squad from various planets
>you'll never save Loken from madness
>you'll never allow Rubio to regain his honour as a librarian
>The Nameless
What are these fuckers doing?
>>321552819
But they came from Space.
>>321552564
This ending was wrong on so many levels
>Leandros reporting a battle brother to the Inquisition rather than the chapter's chaplain
>Black Templars getting anywhere near close to the Inquisition without blasting them to bits
>>321553003
God forbid space games be in space
>>321552686
They are cool yes
>>321552973
angron is one of the most justified of the traitor primarchs the emperor was a total dick about that situation and it would have barely taken any effort to actually do the rational thing and help him
>>321552686
>Guy Fieri marines
>>321551254
I like their dick ass cousins better.
>>321553140
only thing really wrong is the black templars, which really the inqusition don't like but they aren't on the 'kill on sight' list.
They have been used as assets before, but its not very common
>>321539614
The Codex Astartes also doesn't support me sticking my chainsword in your stupid ultrasmurf face but I think we can let that one slide
>>321553140
God I love Black Templars.
Who is the most handsome Space Marine?
>>321553280
they are rarely used as assets because they fuck off in their huge crusaders and cant really be called on spot
>>321544607
I think you meant to say "a chapter of 100 Space Marines all coordinating perfectly".
>>321553169
Right on bra man brah
>>321552971
Literally Ultrasmurfs
So what's the deal with Alpharius?
Did the Emperor know that he had a twin brother named Omegon?
>>321553140
Leandros is a cunt so I'm not surprised.
As for the Black Templars I agree, but aren't those marines with the Inquisition in the service of the Deathwatch?
>>321553225
Ok taste
>>321553409
Do they not have any hair regulations?
>>321544607
>100 chapters
>each commands its own fleet of warshipsEXTERMINATUS
>>321553624
What? Who's Alpharius? Are you Alpharius? Am I Alpharius? Are we all Alpharius????
Wait, am I Omegon?
>>321552225
The End Times stuff was GW's last ditch attempt to squeeze out a little bit of money from their Fantasy brand before they rebooted it. They had been making more money from their paints than their fantasy shit for years, which is why they did what they did.
40k on the other hand, is the cash cow of the company, so there is little need to do shit like the End Times.
>>321553921
What's hilarious is that everyone suddenly gave a shit about Fantasy AFTER it was destroyed, because now everyone complains about Age of Sigmar. Well where they fuck were you all these years Fantasy was bleeding money?
Davian Thule had a hard life.
>>321548765
He's not daijobu in the head.
>>321554045
Fucking magpie marines. "Nice chapter artifact you have there"
>>321553851
>maintaining HAIRESY
>>321548870
That'd be Doctor Doom. Batman, on the other hand, can't do shit to space marines even with prep time. Nice try, though.
>tfw you know almost nothing about Warhammer 40k, but want to get into it
How do I into warhammer?
>>321551254
You know what elves are only good for.
>>321554450
What should be done with this particular Eldar Sir?
>>321552689
How broken are they in the early days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGBJtlCvnc
>>321552689
>Because Eldar used to be ridiculously broken.
We've managed to have DC vs SS retardation purged from these threads so I'll play along and restrict myself to a single:
'no'.
>>321554154
They were gifts. :^)
>>321554045
He did, shame he's with the Bloody Parakeets.
OK OK guys guys
ONE MILLION SPACE MARINES, THE EMPEROR AND ALL LOYALIST PRIMARCHS
vs
Rey with the lightsaber
Keep in mind she is also proficient in all 40K weaponry from training with her stick
>>321553771
>that sister on her shoulder
>>321554024
Indeed.
Fantasy players can largely blame themselves desu.
>>321554573
How is the voice acting so good in these games?
The best voice acting I have ever heard comes from these games, how do they do it?
>>321554869
please
No one has more plot armor in all of sci fi than WH40k characters
>>321539747
Or any codex-adhering astartes?
>>321554573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk
>>321554561
>http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dawn_of_Eldar
Read this first.
Then read this:the above article is grossly exaggerated and misrepresenting, written by people with no real multiplayer experience. At the very least, Tau and Crons were even more broken in DC.
Man, if there is gonna be DoW3, I want the Admech in it as their own rightful faction, not that they finally have tabletop presence.
>>321549308
Look at all the armies, pick the one that looks the coolest to you, then read shit about it on the internet. By proxy, you will learn about the other factions too.
>>321554869
>Comparing plot armor with 40k
>Expected to win
Mate, the 40k version of a assault rifle shoots sniper caliber "bullets" that explodes after penetrating the individual. Almost no fictional character would survive a single magazine of a bolter shot into them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwODnnfra3A
Eldar=the Best Race.
Hopefully Eternal Crusade will be decent, so that I can get to play as a frigging spesh elf wizard.
>>321555097
Why did they give the Skitarri their own army, as far as I remember the Skirarri's only purpose is to get slaughtered. Even in the tie-in novels to hype their new army they all die. I say this as someone who in general loves the AdMech but it just seems pointless to me.
>>321555209
the lightsaber will bounce it back to them
>>321555316
Dunno, but I guess they sorta wanted to emphasize the fact that the Skitarii are a distinct military force of their own, though they really should have just merged both the Cult Mechanicus, and the Skitarii dexes together.
>>321555097
Am I the only one that thinks that giving skitarii capes and hoods looks stupid? I wanted cybered up soldiers,not mini machine seers
>>321544823
>tfw no-one in this thread talking about the only perfect chapter
>>321555209
She'll use the Force to hold them mid air then send them back at those patriarchal rape-enabling man scum :^)
>>321553169
>The Codex Astartes calls this maneuver flavor town
>>321555478
My favorite chapter and every one of their novels is written by that talentless faggot Nick Kyme
>>321545590
>implyiringodong that Dorn is dead
>>321555478
>nigger chapter
hahaha
>>321555371
>Glorified rocket "bullets"
>Hitting plasma and not exploding
>>321555497
>being able to use the force with shit like psychers around
>>321548620
Comparing chief to an unnamed space marine is unfair. Master chef is the spartan equivalent of a named SM.
A named marine would wreck chief, and a regular one would be able to do the same, if chief didn't have plot armor/"luck" bullshit superpower.
>>321555316
>as far as I remember the Skirarri's only purpose is to get slaughtered
Same can be said about the IG m8.
The Skitarii are holy warriors of the Omnisiah, who further the quest of knowledge trough fire and blood. Also, in the Skitarius novel, the MC takes a fucking Chaos Space Olbiterator head on with no fear. Though he is defeated, that feat alone, is worthy of respect.
>>321555767
Rey will reveal herself to be an Alpha level psyker after five seconds of being near one
>>321555476
You got zero sense of style senpai.
Besides, that is accurate to the concept art.
>>321555684
That was a misunderstanding, the illustrators got their description as having jet black skin wrong and drew them as niggers in the Armageddon campaign book
>>321555806
He had no fear because most human emotion was scrubbed out of him.
And the IG wins all the time in a lot of stories, for the Skitarii all I personally ever heard of them was 'oh shit they're all dead, call the Space Marines quick!'
>>321555684
They aren't niggers, their features are Caucasian but their skin is like obsidian
I don't think nignogs made it into the 41st millennium except Inquisitor whatshisname from DoW
>>321555282
Fuck off
The Eldar always manage to screw up things in all DoW games
>DoW vanilla
Stupid mon keigh, if you had let the orks destroy everything the chaos daemon wouldn't have been released. I could've also told you this beforehand but chose not to
>DoW 2
Stupid mon keigh, you ruined our plan of dooming 2 planets to oblivion to save our own shitty craftworld even though the Tyranids would've kept coming anyway
Seriously every fucking plan the Eldar have boils down to
>provoke the spehhs mahreens and come up with some ridiculous plan to try and stop Chaos/Necrons/Nids from killing everything
>be completely incompetent and get themselves killed
>whine when you kill them after they go around burning and pillaging everything
>stupid mon keigh, you've foiled our plans and doomed us all
>>321555874
And any named psycher would also get the powers of the force to counterbalance that.
And even then, psychers don't survive bolter shells. Usualy they atract them.
>>321554554
Send her to some regular Ork. Surely he'll wreck the shit out of her cunt.
>>321556082
Mordecai Toth.
>I played the original twice but at least 5 years ago
>>321554561
>Cheapest and fastest recruited builder unit, while also having least repair costs
>Webway can go invisible and teleport with bonesinger, making games last longer if you had some dicka ass playing hide n seek
>fire on the move accuracy was slashed across all factions, making fleet of foot that much better
>Rangers are invisible and can wipe squad morale in seconds
>Avatar of Khaine was OP as all hell
>Their other infantry squads being fairly robust, with good morale and DPS. One of their Heavy Wpn teams had no setup time
You can read Dawn of Eldar on 1d4chan for more - but some of it is embellished. However Relic has never really tried to hide their biases. Just look at CoH2 were German/OKW factions literally play themselves, all the player needs to do is move them and retreat before squad wipe. Allies on the other hand require abit more thinking and skill to overcome Axis, and they don't nearly have the kind of tanky superubermensch units. And at the end of the day, the games are for the Allies to lose. As long as Germans can hold onto fuel and some ammo, while harassing the Allies' caps then they are golden. They're so OP, on of their commanders can airdrop supplies. So you have a buddy play wehrmacht, call the supplies on fuel cap and bam, you've got a KT in the first ten minutes of the game when Allies are lucky to have a few AT guns, if not a medium tank.
what race/marine chapter/ig regiment/person in 40k has a jamaican accent?
>>321555968
>He had no fear because most human emotion was scrubbed out of him.
Not exactly. The skitarii can feel emotion, but they have ways to suppress and shut them off when necessary.
Also, the situations where all the Skitarii are already dead are usually massive invasions of forgeworlds etc. Normally Skitarii work under the orders of their techpriest masters, and only very rarely, involve themselves with other Imperial forces, because Techpriests are secretive dicks who don't like to share or give any clues to other imperial factions on what they are up to.
>>321556189
do orks have penises?
>>321555968
Well, usually when Skitarii are present in a story, the plot hook is "Mechanicus Explorator dug out some cosmic horror oh no the planet/system/sector/segmentum/Imperium is DOOMED if our heroes don't stop it", so of course the skitarii escorting the aforementioned explorator have to die for the plot's sake
>>321556093
Seeing how your whole knowledge about the Eldar seems to be based on DoW games (that are horribly fucking written), it is you who should fuck off m8.
>>321554956
The game bring the grimdark out in everyone, without knowing race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
>>321556401
they're mushrooms
>>321556401
Not likely since they reproduce asexually, they probably have some pissing appendage, since in one book (Cain?) the protagonist gets pissed on by anOrk while hiding in some bushes
>>321545656
The Codex Astartes has nothing to do with heresy. It is to soften the impact in the event of another mass heresy,
>>321556482
Look at this buttmad Fagdar shitter
It's the same in the fucking fluff too, it's a running joke how arrogant and out of touch Eldar are
>>321556580
Well it does kinda, it limits Chapters to 1,000 men, making it harder for an event on the scale of the HH to take place.
>>321556482
Nope even outside DoW the Eldar always fuck up
>Silly mon keigh I have tricked you into destroying my army
No wonder all their craftworlds get nommed on or blown to bits. And now their latest brilliant master plan involves resurrecting some eldritch death god to try and kill Slaneesh, just fucking brilliant. Absolutely flawless plan, no way it will ever backfire on them
>>321556494
I'm scared
>>321556758
>>Silly mon keigh I have tricked you into destroying my army
>>321556494
>Angry german space marines
I never knew I needed this, thanks for enlightning me anon.
>>321556730
>it limits Chapters to 1,000 men
If they're bunch of cucks maybe.
>tfw starting to play tomorrow
>even persuade a friend so we could do 2v2
God I wish I had known about the mod and it's community sooner.
>>321556494
Death Korp-esque Space Marines would be legit terrifying.
>>321556082
>The only black person in w40k
>Is a double agent
What's his hairstyle called?
>>321556494
Even in other languages, Relic games' voice acting is fucking rad.
>>321557007
After playing DOW1 for so long, I simply cannot get into DOW2.
Is Chaos Rising worth playing?
>>321557259
Play it with afriend. It's fun.
>>321557316
I have none
>>321557242
It's a shitty CoH-lite anyways.
>>321556660
Except in the fluff, the Eldar pull of shit like destroying whole hive fleets, orchestrating massive multiplanetary purges of nids, fucking up Chaos left and right, and dancing around the Imperium's impotent responses to the rare occasions when the Eldar actually engage them. The Eldar don't particularly like fighting the Imperials in the first place.
Usually, when the Eldar do get fucked up in the fluff, it is just to showcase how dangerous, or badass the particular threat or propped up faction is.
The Eldar are basically the Worf of 40k.
>>321556758
But that's simply not true m8. You'd know this is you had actually read any Eldar lore. The quickest way to identify niggers who only know 40k based on DoW is if they spout stupid shit like you are spouting.
Besides, Ynnead already exists, he is just slumbering within the Infinity Circuits of the Eldar craftworlds, and the Eldar are pretty close to waking him up. There is no indication that it would backfire on them, seeing how the god is composed of their own ancestor's souls, with whom they communicate constantly.
Again, you'd know this if you actually had read any Eldar lore.
>>321557259
Yeah, as much shit as DoW 2 rightfully receives, it's still not a bad game (just a bad DoW game).
Chaos Rising is fun.
>>321547087
tau actually like sex the same way humans do but the gubbament fucks them up by choosing who they're allowed to fuck
they're also not allow to have inter-caste sex
>>321541475
>Fuck the Codex
>>321557201
Topknot.
>>321556518
>>321556574
No wonder they're so angry all the time.
>>321557242
You just need to be open minded to new stuff.
There wasn't any need to make another RTS like the first game, since it already had loads of expansion, it would have just been more of the same.
Dawn of War II: Retiribution with Elite Mod is Company of Heroes: Warhammer Edition and it's fucking great. I don't usually like Realtime Strategy in multiplayer, but I'm going to make an exception for this.
>>321556494
Post the plague marines one
>>321556953
>Angry
That's just Germans on a regular day
>>321556758
>And now their latest brilliant master plan involves resurrecting some eldritch death god to try and kill Slaneesh, just fucking brilliant. Absolutely flawless plan, no way it will ever backfire on them
For Eldar, afterlife consists of either Oblivion (Ynnead) or Hell (Slaneesh/Warp). It's obvious they'd prefer the former, no matter what.
>>321557608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULXQkPUCd9s
Would a non orc find the delicacy 'juicy squig' appealing?
>>321557548
>Orks
>angry
gitt a load o' dis grot
Have you accepted the Greater Good in your heart, gue'vesa?
>>321557579
Relic promised DoWII to be more of the same 'but (...)'. Their excuse behind not implementing Tyranids was engine limitations and you know how those large-scale battles turned out to be in the sequel.
I'm not an RTS fan (even to this day), but I was really disappointed by how they gutted/'streamlined' the gameplay.
ITT: Bunch of manchildren seriously talking about the lore of overpriced british toys
>>321557908
Yes.
>>321557991
Yes, and?
You are more than welcome to join us if you wish to.
>>321557991
Here's your (you), try not to spend it all in one place bud.
>>321557908
I fucking love the Tau designs.
>>321557579
I'm open minded as fuck. I just dislike bad gameplay ideas. For example: the concept of a retreating unit gaining increased speed and defence, I find a little disheartening. Retreating from a fight should be greatly punishable.
>>321544668
>Ah, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man.
Is Konrad a big guy?
>>321557548
They're living the dream man, they aren't angry
>>321557991
Would you rather talk about how Undertake is the best game ever instead?
>>321540354
Eternal Crusade
>>321558135
That's because you're a weeaboo.
>>321558226
For you.
[spoilers]Primarchs are like 12 feet tall.
>>321556082
The Celestial Lions are now canonically space Africans.
>>321558136
It is greatly punished though. A unit is taken out of the fight and you have to spend valuable resources to bring it up to full strength.
DoW2 is more small scaled than DoW1 and I think it works in its favor.
>>321546631
how do you know? Sure the alpha is terrible and doesn't have even quarter of the things they promised but it's too soon to judge.
>>321558395
don't play like the Ghostkeel ain't the shit.
>>321546579
They're still niggers, tho.
>>321558395
dumb anime poster
>>321557954
Well Retribution has more RTS elements while being an RTT and finally got factions to chose from.
Elite Mod refines the gameplay and is even expanding among the factions you can chose.
>>321558136
Retreating all the way back can take a long time and you're giving up map control by doing it. Makes taking them out later on much more rewarding, especially if they are leveled up elite units.
I don't find the RTS approach of having units die in droves and being replaced by more cannon fooder a superior system.
>>321558403
I'm on mobile, shut up.
>>321558242
Overrated but good game
>>321558060
Joining false god.
>>321558103
I fed chaos gods with (You)s the more (You) I get the more powerful they will
>>321549308
books, Lexicanum, Dawn of War, wait for Eternal Crusade if it won't fuck up (it will), or if you are wealthy and autistic enough pay a fuckload of money for plastic space marine figures
>>321542373
>Deathwing which is basically vaporware at this point
Dude, I'm just as annoyed as you that there's no new gameplay videos released, but it's been seen in a playable state, so there's no point in you crying like a little bitch. It'll be released when it's done. Looks great so far too. (Just youtube for gameplay if you haven't seen it. Off-screen, but looks great.)
>>321547193
Well, they tried to be diplomatic with the tyranids at some point.
Then they tried to be diplomatic with the dark eldar.
They're too stupid to exist and a danger to themselves and others. The farsight enclaves have the right idea, doe.
I want to suck the cock of that guy that GW hired to teach people how to paint the models in their youtube channel
>>321547756
Oh hey, I love marathon!
>>321558828
also Orks
>>321548620
>I'm not a Halo fan but 1 single Space Marine has never saved Earth from an alien invasion
Neither has one single Spartan. The chief had the entire human forces of earth and other colonies fighting the covenant so he could do his stupid shit. He wouldn't have done diddly squat without cortana telling him what to do.
In fact, the only advantage the chief would have is Cortana, since the imperium deems AI as an abomination.
>>321558828
Also they threw a party for Necrons after they had exterminated a hive fleet
>>321548243
>and AI functionality.
No they don't, the chief is literally just carrying his cyber waifu around. It doesn't mean all spartans have that advantage.
>>321544016
>STANDING
>>321557201
that is edgy even for Chaos standards what the fuck am I seeing
>>321548565
They're not rational, they just pretend to be nice, but use eugenics and brainwashing to keep their citizens in line. Farsight realized this and splintered into a different army with the baddest asses of the Tau Empire. Too bad he's possesed by Khorne.
>>321544607
Pointless question
Literally everything in 40k is mary-sue tier overpowered. That's the point of the setting.
It steamrolls any other setting in terms of power.
>>321552973
If I remember correctly they changed that recently, basically the majority of his army had started to worship the blood god and even he had doubts about them. But he still didn't want to leave him.
But all in all, aside from like that faggot Logar all the traitor primarchs had sad falls to chaos.
Magnus had his world burnt and was manipulated by Horus to turn traitor
Fulgrim got raped by a demon and is forever screaming inside a sword
Mortarians trust was abused by Horus until he was too deep to wash his hands of it
Perturabo who is my niggah, was manipulated by Horus, basically forced to throw his legion into battle constantly taking huge casualties, being used to grind down the enemy. All while telling him that it was direct orders from the Emperor. Broken by the loss of his men he joins Horus
Cruze was used to butcher populations and basically saw to much went full ptsd mode
Alpharius is tricky, he was either trolled into rebellion by the Eldar, or is actually doing the right?Wrong? Thing. For those who don't know. A group of Eldar and I think some other races contacted him, they were this conclave of future seers. They said, if he didn't join Horus's rebellion mankind would suffer the slow slow death, suffering over thousands and thousands of years of total war so basically what the Imperium is going through currently in its timeline.
If he did join Horus, they would win, then Horus would have a heel face turn, and destroy the gods of chaos, or well at least wreck them hard enough that they couldnt effect anything.
So he goes traitor, but does he? Cause he is a sneaky git, and the Imperium still exist. So either the Eldar shit heads lied which they do all the time, or he joined the rebellion to undermine and destroy any chance for victory. If he did that, is it still in effect, has the warp driven him to madness, is he even still alive, perhaps only he knew the true plan.
Its probably my single favorite piece of lore from 40k.
>>321559558
ain't readin all that shit lol
Anyone here watch the Text to Speech series?
>>321550005
>meme marines
>2015
Hello, reddit.
>>321541150
When GamesWorkshop CEO dies and they put trump in to save there fuckig company.
GW is the most incompetent company I have ever witnessed
>>321559859
It's a nice crash course in 40k lore.
>>321559158
>master chef comes to the 40k universe to solo it like in the games or cliché action movies
>cortana instantly becomes corrupted and leads the chef to a slaaneshi tranny gangbang
>master chef wakes up with amputated arms and legs, forever to be fucked by the demons of chaos
I warned you about AIs bro...
>>321552715
For The Emperor, how horrifying!
>>321541007
Source?
>>321553903
It's Gork and Mork all over again!
>>321555773
>A named marine would wreck chief
Nah m80
>>321559725
Ok.
They retconned Angrons slave troops to basically openly worshiping the blood god
All traitor primarchs were manipulated to turn to Chaos or had really tragic circumstances that led them to it. Except Lorgar who got mad his daddy didn't want his macaroni picture he made of him
Alpharius is a double triple quadruple traitor.
>>321541007
The fuck is this?
>>321560157
Don't you mean
>forever fucked by a deamonette cortona who loves chief and can finally physically be with him
Slaanesh is best god
So what is Relic working on? CoH2:Japanese soldiers stabbing Chinese pregnant woman?
>>321554154
One of the many reasons DoW2 campaign was so amazing and hilarious was the wargear flavour text.
>>321561269
Either stolen or someone just carved their symbol and claimed its the real deal.
>>321539869
based fucking mark strong
>>321548243
why is this always brought up, a noname space marine vs a noname spartan, a marine will win at least every 4/5 times
>>321560679
I've seen at least three threads dedicated to this discussion.
Feel free to make one if you want to be sure in your objectively wrong statement.
>>321561535
>carve shit on the handle
>claim the emperor used it to unclog his shitter
>librarium gives more XP when you recycle it
Blood Ravens at their
>>321561846
>I've seen at least three threads dedicated to this discussion.
That's proof of nothing at all.
>>321540885
>baby muslams
havent seen this in like a year thanks man
>>321557201
The Failbaddon
>>321561906
finest*
>>321561535
It was a gift, I swear. t. Bloody Magpie
>A Daemon Prince is the creator of the Imperium's religion
>>321561641
Mark Strong is so fucking based, that he says "Lieutenant" as "Leftenant", the British pronunciation.
>>321561908
Nigga it's the same shit every time.
Spartan loses to spess muhreen.
Chief kills a spess muhreen.
Named marine kills Chief.
>>321544208
>3rd person shooter with nids
about fucking time,oh and great its from a sketchy company with goals they cant meet
>>321562081
All part of the plan, keeps the Imperium from letting the big E die and be reborn and return to actively combating the universe.
If I could only buy 1 DoW game, which one should I get?
>>321562861
DoW2:vanilla
>>321562861
Dark Crusade is some gucci shit anon.
>>321556082
dont tell /pol/ that they will move out of /tv/ and come to /tg/
>Preordered the game just because of the first trailer and showcase videoes back in 2009
>Didn't watch any development videoes at all for the next two years
>Game comes out
>Excited as fuck
>"Wait...This isn't like the trailer and showcase at all..."
>Look it up
>Most of the story got slashed
>Most of the customization and gameplay got slashed or put in the tacked on multiplayer
I still enjoyed the game and multiplayer, but damn I felt cheated.
>>321559558
>Perturabo who is my niggah, was manipulated by Horus, basically forced to throw his legion into battle constantly taking huge casualties, being used to grind down the enemy. All while telling him that it was direct orders from the Emperor. Broken by the loss of his men he joins Horus
What? Perturabo went to Chaos, because he didn't fucking get a shred of respect for his deeds, always had to do that siege stuff even though he had a huge boner for architecture and building shit and his dudes were always given the shitty jobs nobody wanted. Also broken by the loss of his men? Perturabo's Legion was a goddamn meat grinder from the very moment he took charge.
>>321562861
dark crusade
yes necrons are kinda broken but you get a bunch of races and a very replayable campaign and a customisable commander
also why is this a question you can get all of them dirtcheap right now if steam is working again and not leaking peoples emails and numbers and shit
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