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>Burgers heal you
It's good
Anyone who isn't white is poor.
american voice actors
>>321471035
It's not moe
>>321471105
Ni No Kuni had burgers that heal you
It follows the latest western trends.
>>321471143
Dubs for jap games.
>>321471035
It's either rushed or unfinished. Day One DLC and all that jazz.
QTE bosses
30fps
>>321471105
GBA Shaman Kings would like to have a word with you
CRAFTING SYSTEM
Its more of a movie than an actual game.
>>321471035
DLC
>the music consists of kicks, hi-hats, and claps
Protagonist has a shaved haircut.
It's shit
Anything considered sexual is censored while any blood and violence isn't changed at all.
>>321471409
everyone does DLC.
The gameplay is oversimplified to the point of absurdity and any ounce of challenge stripped.
>>321471358
With a variety of upgrades to choose from, such as:
>useless
>useless
>useless
>more damage
The womans are not attractive
>game has launch party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9O6sApVH3o
>dwarf character with a scottish accent
fuck you
All males are ugly or over 40 because we gotta censor anything that might make our women turn into sluts.
>>321471105
Mother series
>>321471035
The women all have manjaws.
Game has blantantly forced homosexual relationships and not just tasteful fan-service undertones
>>321471596
>REE I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO JERK OFF TO WAIFUS
a song that was in 2 and half years ago plays at an inappropriate or underwhelming moment
>>321471452
TWEWY?
>>321471035
The party's victory animations are clapping.
>>321471035
The words "Fuck" and "Shit" used in every sentence.
The only colors are various shades of gray and brown.
>>321471035
Trying to force a character on me just to try and get emotional response when they die.
The boss fights are shit
>>321471035
A bald space marine
99% to be made in america
-Muscle clad protagonist with 'husky' voice
-Every woman looks like that chick from Hunger Games
-Strong, independent women who treat men like shit, but still need a man to save them at the end of the game
-Token black guy
-Guns
-FPS or QTE gameplay
>game uses hamburgers as currency
>>321471706
>WOMAN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PROTRAYED AS ATTRACTIVE CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
>>321471035
Guns are tools that can be replaced or swapped out, not symbolic as extensions of inner spiritual power.
>wacky black sidekick
>forced love interest in any game regardless of genre
>>321471035
>Caucasian protag
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Day-old stubble
>>321471917
Pretty colors lead to sin.
Massive bugs and lazy designs.
>>321471747
original
>>321471035
Female protagonist
>>321471706
You're a fucking idiot who can't read.
Your task is to save the entire planet, or solarsystem or supercluster or galaxy.....all by yourself
Clapping at the beginning and end of every level
It wasn't properly playtested
>>321471035
easy
>>321472263
you're mistaken with japanese games anon
>>321472205
Earth Defense Force.
it throws the continuity of fallout 1 and 2 out of the window.
Sirens and military jargon
>>321472119
Final Fantasy had wacky black sidekicks.
>>321471035
>mixed race protagonists/negroes with subtle caucasian features
>somewhat masculine women beating men at masculine competitions (e.g. fighting)
>scientist negroes
>mafia thugs are always italian
>muh global citizen united against the external menace
>muh democracy
>>321471676
>jaws
beat me to it
>>321471613
>women playing video games
>>321472350
>he hasn't played slavland games or '90's jrpgs
>>321471035
Everything is spelt in the ebonics-lite style.
>>321471596
The mens are not attractive.
>>321472350
He's a retarded brute, so it actually works out in this specific case.
>>321472478
*cont.
>muh cinematic experience
>muh voice acting
>muh hollywoodesque games
>>321472119
>he doesn't like wacky blacky
>>321471613
FFXIII had one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWGmfRiPzU
>>321472773
>all those paid models
i wish i rich enough to hire that many hookers
openly lesbian and gay npcs in medieval setting
Are there any obvious signs a game is made in Canada?
>>321472541
Slavs release more quality products then Burgers these days webm related
>>321471035
The villain isn't a smug androgynous pale skinned male bent on world/universe/existence domination or destruction.
I see what you did there jap.
>>321472989
Canadian people praising the game for being from Canada.
>>321472989
It has poor people living on reserves getting drunk on mouthwash and antifreeze.
>Game becomes Darker and Edgier, the Space Lobsters suddenly turn into an actual organized threat, their boss becomes cyborg because reasons and the main threat is blue space radiation.
>>321471706
Come on pal try again
>>321472989dude weed lmao
>>321471184
>>321471319
Japanese version were onigiri, not burguers.
>>321473037
>"quality products"
>that LOD pop in
>>321472989
it has a dialogue wheel and isn't Fallout 4
>>321471035
They shoehorn that shitty flag everywhere
>>321473445
Yokai watch has burgers. and some yokai have it as their favorite food.
>>321473546
Sorry senpai wont happen again
This whole thread is basically "look how similar jap and western games are".
>>321473445
what do you mean anon?
>>321471596
What is every nether realms game ever
>>321472989
>>321472564
>the attractive men dont look like attractive women
Communism is suddenly bad.
Gameplay wise, this game brings literally nothing new to the table. It is practically a reskin of several games you've played before.
![0f72a-tumblr_lfb6doujhi1qcwexbo1_250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DO7MChj.jpg "0f72a-tumblr_lfb6doujhi1qcwexbo1_250[1].jpg")
>>321471035
>>321471035
No replayability whatsoever
>>321473965
That's strange, considering that even the company name refers to genitalia.
>Game's Plot: Zombies
>>321474218
Getting a release with a disclaimer vs not getting released at all.
>>321472989
It's broken, a rehash, bottom of the barrel shit, or made by eidos
>>321474218
And by that, they mean
>We're all straight, white French people, but please just shut up and buy our shit
>>321471035
This makes no sense, American games can be good and bad.
Just like European or Japanese games can be good and bad.
>>321474320
>Suddenly
Surprise!!
It feels not only like it's been made for 14 year olds, but like it's been written by 14 year olds too... even if it's an 18s rated game.
>>321474605
Punch Out Wii was a great game.
And made by Canadians.
>>321472989
Just like America, but with shitty production values and more woods.
>>321474243
>they are unaware of the beauty of youths
The French get this at least.
>>321474701
Well you got me.
Also the old NFS games I forgot about were pretty good
>>321474320
When has it ever been good?
>>321474537
Your picture is from Europe though.
>>321471035
Gritty white male protag with a close cropped cut, 6ft tall, 185 lbs, 12% BF, voiced by some no-name faggot with zero character.
>>321471035
The credits play the title screen music, and last about 30 minutes too long.
>>321474637
Acknowledge cultural differences faggot, get culturally enriched.
You might learn something.
>>321474820
With labor unions and government health care.
>>321471035
Anything with a strong womyn who don't need no man and constantly has to brag about kicking butt and "girl power"
>>321474661
They know their target audience
>>321474913
>literally focusing on all the negative aspects of American gaming
>G-GET ENRICHED!
I don't understand what you are trying to say.
americans are the good guys
there's one britbong character who's the bad guy
Your protag either looks and acts like shit or is a cube hopping through post modern deconstruction of a meat sandwhich, so basically it's made by someone who acts like shit.
>>321471035
ugly women and absolutely no lewdity
its a bad game
>>321471105
Smash 4
The cover has angry eyebrows
>blah blah blah NEW YORK CITY blah blah blah
>>321475048
Read what I posed about guns.
>>321471035
>literally 95% of the most popular games come from america
So. . if they're good i guess?
>>321471035
The bad guys have British accents.
Everything exists in extremes
>protag is second coming of christ
>bad guy is satan with "bad" in his name some how, or "mal"
>>321475282
>popular = good
Ebin
>>321471035
Cars have auto shifters
>>321471035
niggers
>Fantasy game that tries to emulate some sort of medieval atmosphere but the developers have no idea what a European countryside looks like.
>>321475359
>popular = good
Yes
>>321472350
>that sweet sweet overseer ass in the corner
must you taunt me
>>321474218
what game?
>it aint me starts playing
>>321475293
>Americans still mad at the British for the American Revolution
Let it go guys, you won anyway
you protect children instead of the other way around
>>321475387
I have no clue what Europe looks like outside of WWII games.
>>321475359
Then why else would it be popular?
>i personally don't like a certain game, therefor its bad
it's movie with qte
>>321471143
Isn't DMC 3 english voice only ? Not sure about DMC 4, but from what i remember it was added later or some shit. There are other Capcom games with american VA only or american VA was the main one (jap voices added later or in another version of the game).
>>321475282
>>321475398
>>321475526
this is a joke right
you're all just funposting and know what lowest common denominator entertainment is right
>>321475483
I think you got it backwards buddy.
>>321475526
Mass appeal, which retards commonly mistake for quality
>>321475431
The entire Assassin's Creed series has those screens at the start.
>>321471596
>females look older than 12
>>321474661
>>321474337
T H I S
H
I
S
>>321471557
Final Fantasy 13 would like a chat
>>321471105
Starbound would like to talk to ya.
>>321475642
You can't objectively measure a game's quality
>>321475526
Because it's cheap easy shit you don't need to think too hard about?
Or maybe because it's B-movie-esque and its cheesiness makes it enjoyable, despite not being a great product?
>>321475730
Exactly. Popularity isn't an objective measure either.
>>321475730
is that your excuse for shit taste or something
you can't objectively measure flavor either. shiteater
>>321471035
it has guns in it. also, guns don't easily kill people.
>>321475642
I bet you're one of those faggots who hates things that are popular simply because its popular despite its quality.
I can sit here and name a whole lot more good american games than European games.
>>321475730
The enjoyablitity of it? No, that's subjective.
But the details on objects, texture pop in, audio quality, sound balance, story, dialogue, character development, etc? Yes, those you can measure.
>>321471105
Spongebob movie game.
>>321471035
It isn't made up entireley of Anime cliches?
>>321475645
>Upper class makes games
>have everything handed to them in their lives
>they put off having children to advance themselves
>always projecting an image of a rising super star who's going to change the world
Of course people like this hate titty games, it makes them look like the fools they are.
>>321475792
Popularity can be measured by sales numbers.
>>321475850
>I bet you're one of those faggots who hates things that are popular simply because its popular despite its quality.
must be easy to pretend you aren't a pleb by assigning everyone else as an internet hipster
>>321475850
No, I like quite mainstream stuff like Halo.
I'm just aware of the fact that people who use popularity to measure a games quality are fucking retarded.
>Start American game
>Get shot
>>321471035
it is not hentai
![6f5[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sHx7x7N.gif "6f5[1].gif")
>>321475387
>tfw Witcher 2/3 outdoors
How can CDPR be so based.
>>321471035
A game where you are a sniper wearing sunglasses
>>321471035
>homosexual relationships shoved on our face
>evil characters are all caucasians
>shitty crafting systems
>get experience from every single action you do
>yell profanities for no reason
>every single dialogue has a witty retort or sarcasm
>violence is always the solution
>black and white, grey morality barely exists
>get punished for playing the "evil" route
>can't show nipplies but decapitations are okay
>>321475483
>tfw americans are the laughing stock of the world
>tfw glorious Britain dodged a bullet
>>321474218
BRAVO
Shitty and bland "epic" orchestrated music score
>>321472369
No. That's with the power of friendship.
>>321477378
sound like a certain british game
>>321478331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSr2Aj3RtaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRLyyFdDjg
>>321474320
Was it ever good?
>if the game is touted as letting you choose a stealth or direct combat focus, you inevitably will be punished in a non-trivial way if you don't go stealth
Or somewhat alternately:
>there are useful abilities and weapons that are some of the game's main selling points, but unlocks/difficulty modes/achievements won't permit you to use any of them
>>321478787
Nigga, Im NOT saying orchestrated music is bad all the time but you gotta agree nowdays is WAY OVERDONE and shit is getting out of hand.
Mostly AAA games have this fuckup
The currency isn't shit.
>>321477847
>America is the sole remaining superpower, and we have peaceful coexistence with our only real rival, China
>Britain is a husk of a formerly great empire, no more than an appendage to the EU, in the process of integrating a huge Muslim population
>>321471035
- Terrible dialogue and VA;
- Military FPSes with retarded campaigns.
>>321479416
God bless america
>>321477847
Britain only "dodged a bullet" because no one heavily scrutinizes irrelevant nations. Back when the UK had power it was the laughing stock of the world.
>>321475846
Thats almost every game with guns.
>>321471596
Shut up Sakura, You're the attractive one
>>321475846
Explain Japanese games like Bayonetta and DMC where bullets are weaker than blades.
>>321474218
how the fuck is someones sexual orientation and gender identity relevant in a game entirely about fucking religious and technological conspiracies
>>321479837
Well sweetie the blades were made specifically to fight the demons while the guns bullets are like mosquitoes biting.
>>321475846
cs is american
arma 3 is czech
:^)
>>321479416
The Euro is beating us, though. Why is it on there?
Bad character animation
>dev studio is located in the united states
'murica! XD
>>321479970
why not make anti demon bullets and solve all the invader problem in 20 minutes tho?
nips are fucking retarded.
>>321479416
Anything from America is anime inspired these days.
>>321480154
Can you not read graphs? Keep in mind the euro used to be almost twice the USD.
![[Ohys-Raws] Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shoutai - 11 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_09.29_[2015.12.16_12.16.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dk08agc.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shoutai - 11 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_09.29_[2015.12.16_12.16.59].jpg")
Terrible boss fights
>Shoot glowy weakspot
>QTE
Everyone is circumcised and needs lube to fap, and sex is less stimulating.
>>321471110
/thread
>>321478331
fucking this. Video games aren't a substitute for the movie medium despite generating bigger profits
Its a shooter
Its not fun
There's SJW pandering
Kissing 100 boys unlocks an achievement
Female characters look like men
>>321479837
>"DMC"
>"bullets are weaker"
>not using charge shot
>>321471110
well done
>>321479416
>No Pound Sterling
>No Swiss Franc
>No Reminbi
Of course the dollar's doing well against irrelevant currencies? And by the way, did you seriously think the Sheqel was a widely traded currency because of the le epin jew meme?
>>321474218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN VIDEOO GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
females are pornsluts instead of cute or romanceable
>>321471035
>DLC
>Women have man faces
>Poor optimization
>>321479837
>bullets are weaker than blades
Yes. A slash with an xbawks hueg zweihänder tends to do more damage than a handgun shot.
>>321472478
Pretty much this.
Also when the game is set in highschool or has a highschool map.
>>321471105
Captain Commando is my favorite american game.
>>321473279
oh you clever bastard
>>321479837
Well, a bullet does so much damage despite being so small because it goes sanic fast. So a sword would do much more damage than a bullet when used by people with superhuman speed and strength like Dante, Bayo, Raiden, etc.
>>321471035
The villains are either Russian, middle eastern, or North Korean.
It's good.
>>321475846
>JRPG
>guns blow the ever living fuck out of melee weapons, even when you min max strength
gotta love shin megami tensei
>>321483027
Until you get Masakado's Katana or Lokidickcuter.
Levels broken up with heavily animated cutscenes.
There's no gameplay
There's dialogue wheels and its not a visual novel
The women are "realistic"
Stars a generic scruffy dude if it's not an RPG
Transexual characters are abound for the purpose of having a transexual character that adds nothing to the gameplay, or story
Nothing unique or imaginative is done with the game
the game is crowdfunded
>>321471035
There are no cute girls.
>>321482776
this
bullets deal fixed damage
swords scale with STR/DEX
>>321483443
>the game is crowdfunded
>MN9
>Bloodstained
>La Mulana 2
>>321480350
Because a blade lasts longer than a single bullet.
>>321471035
You're allowed to defend yourself
>>321483958
Oh, whoops, I thought this was "Signs that games were shit", not just "Western". I mean, there's not much of a difference, since all western games are shit, but not all shit games are western, at least since 2000 or so, anyways.
>>321483958
and shenmue
horrible visual design
Americans only know how to make advertisements and movie posters
>>321471035
angry eyes
>>321484424
>Saw Hateful Eight tonight
>Britbongs are mad that their best action director is the doctor who hack
>>321484325
Well, to be honest those games i mentioned are still 10% or less of the relevant crowdfunding games, so still applies, but it's fun to point out the exceptions to the rule.
It has EA or Bioware logos on them.
You can't skip the part where they show it.
>>321472101
>>321471035
It's not shit or from Japan
>>321484325
>since all western games are shit
>>321471110
>>321472354
this is fantastic
>>321477847
>>321479606
>implying Britain isn't still the laughing stock of the world
>>321471596
Blizzard Entertainment makes the best girls.
>>321486476
>nigger Kerrigan
>good
>>321486476
this is correct but they're unfortunately the exception
>>321480154
Also, keep in mind that the Euro is comprised of several nations with their own exports, yet one nation defeats an entire continents own output.
>>321486648
>Kerrigan
>Not good
Pick one fag
>>321486648
>being wrong
>Blizzard so good at designing waifus that they managed to make an alien bug woman attractive
>>321471035
what was that minecraft looking game that you could beat people to death in and it had a lot of blood?
Usually showed up in webm threads a lot.
>>321487723
Hotline Miami?
It's Swedish
>>321487790
>Hotline Miami?
no, that isn't it.
It looks like minecraft and the blood was also 3D blocks.
>Gunshots as menu sound effects
>>321471035
All the women are ugly.
>>321488080
MGS1
>>321475604
Dragon's Dogma originally only had english vas, but they added a dub in DA.
And while it's not Capcom, Dark Souls is only in English. Apparently this was to enhance the mysticism in Japan (as most people don't know a lot of English in Japan), but it also helped sell the setting over in the west, as the setting is based in european mythology (I think).
>>321488083
That's almost every European/Canadian game too though
>credits roll
>lists all the employees that were shot throughout development
>>321471035
Extremely shit boss battles,if there even are any.
>>321488423
>credits roll
>all male names are removed
>>321487902
>>321487790
Paint the Town Red was what I was looking for
>>321477378
Sounds like Cartmans mum from the Southpark movie "Horrible deplorable violence is OK so long as no one says any naughty words."
dormer haircut
>>321481546
I see what you're doingGunsmith Cats is magnificent
>>321477378
>evil characters are all MALE caucasians
There you go.
it has guns as the main weapons.
>>321471035
There's cameo's of popular products like coke or mcdonald's
>>321472989
It's a popular western series, but the sequel is complete shit.
>excessive handholding
>achievements for doing fucking anything or even for doing nothing
>quirky retroshit level
>memes fucking everywhere
>hamhanded political messaging
>EPIC AS FUARK set pieces every 5 minutes
>everything is continuously nerfed because no fun allowed
