Did david rape ellie?
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Did david rape ellie?
I dont know
Can you repeat the question?
Good job, team
>>321470805
>Did david rape ellie?
what did he mean by this?
Your not the boss of me now
God's work.
>>321471592
>>321471591
>18:18:50
>18:18:50
Fucking amazing.
>>321470805
No, but he sure did plan on it.
The only realistic depiction of a Mormon in any medium.
He was going too then Joel fucked it all up.
So instead of keeping it going faggots had to react to it.
>>321471674
First day?
>>321471857
Too close for comfort
Good job though lads
>>321471950
>abloo abloo abloo my memes
I'm sure someone made it happen in sfm by now
>>321470805
Almost
>>321472012
Memes are all i have
>>321471950
Don't worry, that epic screencap will get you at least a dozen upvotes.
Maybe you'll get a better one when this happens again in an hour or so.
>>321471950
It's fucking amazing to get that far
>>321471947
Yeah. He was going to rape her in a burning fucking building.
>>321470805
Didn't get the chance.
>>321472037
Despite canon implied rape, there is no SFM of David raping Ellie
IT ISN'T FAIR
>>321471947
>>321472257
But she made hamburguer out of the rapist head, Joel wouldn't even need to save her from him.
>>321472257
>Ellie locked in cage
>David gonna do something
>Joel attacks base
>Chaos ensues
>CRAAAAAZZZYYY things happen in the middle of nowhere
>Ellie escapes cause of chaos ensuing outside
>Ellie kills David
be honest, would you have raped ellie if you were in his shoes?
the only vaginas available to him were well worn roasties of the townsfolk women who have all been fucked relentlessly for years.
what's the point of being a leader in a post society situation if all you can cum inside is old leather wallet tier vaginarinos?
>>321470805
Is pedophilia a big part of what made this game so popular?
>>321472690
Technically not pedophilia. Grass on the field, yo.
You're thinking of ephebophilia.
>>321472690
I thought Ellie was like 16
>>321472762
Exactly. Same reason the Telltale Walking Dead Games were so well-loved. Ephebophilic romance fantasies are big unit-shifters.
>>321472762
You know what an epheheebiophile is? A pedophile with a dictionary.
>>321472860
So it's heebeejeebeeophilia, the want to molest slightly older children?
Does it really need to be a distinction between various kinds of child molesters? I guess we have first and seccond degree murder, so what ever.
>>321473981
>>321474217
I find it funny that these two hilarious jokes killed the entire thread. Just goes to show that pedophiles, much like racists, have no sense of humour.
