IT'S HAPPENING
RIP VALVE
RIP YOUR STEAM LIBRARY
RIP PC GAMING
Don't worry, you can just contact Steam Support. With all of the money that company makes, they surely will have a top notch support system in place to answer questions and solve problems like this in no time!
My Steam is in German now.
>Steam all in Russian
Time to welcome the commie overlords.
what in Gabe's name is going on?!
>It's true
Post yfw PCfags BTFO
Half-life 3 confirmed
>try to buy a game for a friend earlier and my credit card company rejects the transaction
>steam turns to spanish and then german and then back to english
>wishlist disappears
>says I'm not logged in while I'm logged in
PHANTOM SQUAAAAAAAAAD
WiiU Master Race
My steam is fine. No clue what everyone is freaking out about
Is that actually true? My steam is still normal.
Actually everything is normal for me.
Just winned 16-1 in CS GO.
Inferno best map.
>>321430412
Check your store page. You're most likely logged out.
god dammit, someone's scrambling server requests and now people are getting other random people's steam accounts. everyone has access to their payment info, games shit, etc.
I tried going to my account to delete my credit card info and when i looked i realized it's not my card and I deleted a card on someone elses account
>>321430412
I SPOKE TOO SOON, I MESSED AROUND A BIT AND I'M SOME RUSSIAN FAG NOW HELP
S-Should I install those games? I guess I'll just fuck his stuff up
>tfw everythings in portugese
Well, guess I'm the BR now.
>>321430506
Oh nevermind the store is in russian.
>>321429771
i'm dizzy right now
>steam is fucked
>4chan is changing
>its Christmas day?
>just played the Talos Principle
Oh fuck my mind is spinning
>>321429771
>OP's steam is down for five minutes and he thinks Valve is dying
You're a fuckin retard
Fuck the other languages, English master race, Steam better give us some free shit after this
The guy I'm logged in as right now is playing TF2
How is this even possible?
>>321430774
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT MY WALLET.
>>321429771
My currency is in Euros.
I'm American, what the hell?
>>321430823
Dude I went to my profile to delete my CC info and it was someone else's profile. This is really fucking bad.
I'm also logged in as some other guy. Welp.
>>321431002
WHO'S FUCKING EMAIL IS THIS?
>try to buy terraria for a friend
>Price is in pounds
>now everything is Russian
>It says I'm logged in as someone else
>I can see their account details in whole
Oh god what the fuck is happening.
>tfw you weren't dumb enough to have your CC saved on your steam account
feels good
MY INVENTORY IS EMPTY
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
>50 cents in steam wallet
>own no items of any worth
feels good
Swear to fuck if anything happens to my wallet or inventory...
>>321430616
>mfw I was a russian all along
>>321429771
WERE SO FUCKED< OH MY GOD IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE END FUCK FUCK FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANIC
bubblojoe's account
Store & Purchase History
+ Add funds to your Steam Wallet
£0.06
WHO
>People worried about their personal information being stolen.
>mfw I only have 100 dollars to my name.
blyat
SONY WINS AGAIN
If I attempt to buy a game during this shit and say that I was charged but have no game think I could scam them?
>no money in my steam wallet
>$2 on my debit card
eh
SUCH LUST FOR CHAOS
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
SPEND THOSE RUBLES BOYS
>mfw pirates don't have to deal with this shit
>80 bucks in steam wallet
>CC saved on account
HELP
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT? I CANT GET ON STEAM RIGHT NOW
>>321431193
I'm pretty sure I didn't, but I'm still worried that I may have.
Fuck, I can't remember.
I'm logged in as no-one on steam store. And the language changes every time I refresh. Everything else is completely normal.
>check Steam after seeing this thread
>it's true, Steam store is in Russian
>2 new items in my inventory
>holy shit
>click that shit so fucking quick
>2 trading cards from my last play session of XCOM because I decided to give the franchise a try yesterday
Why can't the games on my wishlist ever be glitched into my inventory? ;_;
PC GAMING WAS THE WAY TO GO, THEY SAID. YOU WON'T REGRET IT, THEY SAID. CYKA BLYAT
Who was it? Those phantom squad homos?
>>321429771
LOGOUT NOW!!!! LOGOUT!! THIS IS THE END TIMES!!!
Never saved my credit card info. I should be okay, yeah?
Shit, when did this start happening?
>>321429771
>go to account details
>random person everytime
kek
>he stores his credit card online because he wants to save 20 seconds when he purchase something
you fucked up, anon.
It won't even log me in wtf.
Rip Steam I suppose. I'm glad I only use paysafe cards
I'm Italian, currently logged in store with americuck profile
WTF
But we have to agree, this is pretty fucking neat and kind of spooky. It's also interesting that Valve is letting it go on for so long.
WHO /ORENASAF/ HERE?
>>321431662
It's being reported as them but afaik they only know how to ddos. Not sure who was able to inject redirect code into Steam's network.
>>321431612
Wait no
>Wallet Balance 121,46 pyб.
>Country: Russian Federation
>Email address: np*******@yandex.ru
>>321430818
>4chan is changing
?
and I just deleted my credit card information a couple of weeks ago.
It was in Russian, then I tried playing a game in library (everything works). Then I exited and everything is in English again.
I like where this is going.
>>321430525
I'm logged in as someone else
>>321431797
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY TO PUT THAT ON SO I CAN PURCHASE SOME STUFF THATS ON SALE HAHAHADHAHAAHAHAHAHAHSADHFsadhgffsgbhdthrfgnfhgy
>check shopping cart, it's a game i didn't put in there
>look at wishlist with much fewer items
>it's not my account
I can't remember if my info was stored or not but I guess I'll just charge it back if anything happens.
>>321431193
can anyone even do anything with that? I got on someone's account with a game in their cart, and went to buy it to see what would happen. it just kicked me back to the front page.
>>321431193
I don't usually save my CC info on anything but yesterday I made an exception so I could get my younger brother some vidya he wanted. The next day, this shit happens.
>>321431863
Me.
He's got CC info stored.
BUT IT'S JUST CACHE SERVERS LIKE WITH FACEBOOK IN YUROP LIKE TWO YEARS AGO. You went into gallery and bam, another person's account
>>321431878
what the flying fuck, this is what it shows to me
what the fuuuuuuck this is a major fuck up i can see all this guys account details rofl
>>321431863
God, me too
Whp the fuck is he?
I have my CC info stored. PANIC
>>321431662
can't imagine it's anyone since I remember shit like this happening during heavy stress in a previous sale
>restart steam
>everything back to normal
cyka ))))
>>321431193
even if you did they can't do anything without knowing the CRC code on the back.
Steam doesn't save that
>People in this thread literally doxxing random people's account information and email
10/10 never change /v/
Why such panic about CC info? Don't they need the security code on the back of the card to do anything?
>>321431841
It boggles my mind that they haven't done a complete shut down of this.
This is gonna be such a fucking disaster with people buying shit off the store with other people's money.
I want to see pcucks say jackshit about psn now lmao
>>321432232
>using the main page
why
so if I had my CC information stored but deleted it (before all this shit happened) I'm safe right.
I can add funds to Andrewballin's wallet
except I'm not andrew
and this isn't my card
do I go for it?
>>321432303
It's for research... of bad the situation is...
ANNNNDDDD
We're back
>>321432303
I sent that guy(gurrrl?) an email with screenshot of steam page just so he knows what happened.
>always refused using Credit cards since I'd rather have the money ready when buying smomething the a normal human should
>this happens
good thing I don't use paypal anymore either, sinceChilecan't fucking use it
Is it back to normal now?
QUICK BUY GAMES WHILE ITS IN CHEAPO RUBLES!!
QUICK BUY GAMES WHILE ITS IN CHEAPO RUBLES!!
QUICK BUY GAMES WHILE ITS IN CHEAPO RUBLES!!
Putin fucked over russia their money is worth almost nothing now!
what do?
>>321432383
now I'm VIDOLZ what
Does anyone have access to someone else's library?
With the recent addition of removing games this could cause some serious damage.
>>321432383
Only if you're okay with risking being arrested.
I bought witcher 3 and Gta 5 because they where on sale. I checked my bank balance and it had 50 $ taken out which is normal because that is what the 2 games cost. I check my bank account today and the 50$ is back and I still have both games. Thanks Gaben.
My fucking god I'm logged as some brazilian guy and he's got his credit card saved in this shit.
This is seriously the worst hacking I've seen. This is gonna be a major disaster.
I would know if something is up if I check my CC activity
Fuck. I have 25 bucks in my wallet and I don't even give a shit about the money. I'm worried about other people being able to see my personal info.
Aккayнт proxi_monada
That you sergei?
>>321432623
>tfw no alerts yet
phew
help
I checked my Wallet and it says 20 bucks, and I can see someone else's purchase history
I'm sorry achonsteam, but now I am you
>>321431193
>have my debit attached
>i have -5$
Feels good to be a poorfag
>>321431193
>Mfw my CC
>-£500
Good luck.
>yfw someone is looking at your account info right now and there's nothing you can do about it
USE STEAM, THEY SAID
BETTER THAN GOG, THEY SAID
NOTHING WILL GO WRONG, THEY SAID
VALVE ARE TRUSTWORTHY, THEY SAID
Whats going on?
who /vidolz/ here
Nothing in my wallet
I shouldn't give a crap about the credit card since I can block it if I see movements should I?
>He logged in
>>321431497
They took the store down. Ain't gonna happen
>>321432796
Youre a big guy, youll manage
>>321431193
They can't do jack shit with your CC info. Even if they could buy anything, you can just withdraw it.
>>321429771
Holy shit my sides are in meltdown. As a person who's been using Steam for 11 years, I knew this was going to happen eventually.
All you fucking retards putting your eggs in one basket hoping your precious Gaben would keep you safe.
Get fucked. Hard.
>>321432890
Does it only affect currently logged in accounts?
I LOST ALL MY MONEY
Dumb obese faggot PC gamers
This is fucked up, i went into account details and could see a guy's email and everything
>>321432890
but even when you launch steam you log in
If I used a credit card but didn't save the info should I be worried?
https://twitter.com/SteamDB/status/680490823226671104
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
>>321431193
i emptied all my funds into another account. i should be fine, right?
>store is in Norgweigan
>can still understand everything
Sverige yes
>log in
>everything is normal
>safe
>boring
Such if life in Canada.
GOOD THING WE NOW HAVE THAT STEAM MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR AND TRADE ESCROW TO PREVENT OUR ACCOUTS FROM BEING HIJACKED RIGHT GUYS?
>>321431193
>>321431193
They can still see an email adress, the last digits of your phone number and whatever else you gave.
Im in some guy named lewiz11s account right now. But he have no money
>>321433189
Check account details.
>>321433102
>caching
Uh huh
>>321433091
Wouldnt even matter if you did save it considering steam doesnt save your security code
>>321432341
>people buying shit off the store with other people's money.
Someone tried that. Failed. Wonder if you can sell the inventory though
Rip
this is not a breach, stay calm
"not a security breach, caching error"
Lets play steam bingo.
Post emails of the wallet you are in and if yours gets called should "OH I'M FUCKED"
>>321433189
Check your account details dumbass
nateisgreat123 is my account right now
Why don't they just shut down the servers if they're aware of the problem?
>>321433253
add some money
as a prank
>>321429771
>mfw just bought $80 worth of games last night and now I'll probably lose my account
>not buying 10 copies of Bad Rats for your new random friend
>>321433225
I hope you did not seriously give Gaben your phone number
>>321433205
another one
>>321431085
>ever saving your CC info on anything gaming related after the PS3 disaster
>>321433023
>what are refunds
Can't wait for Valve DC.
ORANGE BOX FOR EVERYONE
t-thanks
>>321432796
TEAM BANE WW@
>>321431595
Don't worry, I don't think you can do anything with it
but you should probably keep an eye on your credit statements and shit
>>321432525
show this guy's account information to us and ill do something funny
>>321433283
>taking a picture of your screen
>>321433338
irunminnesota123 for me
MY STEAM WALLET TURNED INTO MUSTARD GAS SEND HELP
>>321433350
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>321433353
You have phone and authentication right?
At the very least you're fine with a mobile number.
>>321433419
dude, nobodies gonna read all that.
>>321433290
http://niebezpiecznik.pl/post/powazna-dziura-w-facebooku-mozna-natknac-sie-na-dane-innych-osob/ same went for facebook
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO DO I LOG OUT DO I LOG IN DO I PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHAT THE FUCK
THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
LETS PLAY STEAM BINGOOOOO
POST THE USERNAME OF THE ACCOUNT YOU ARE GETTING.
IS YOURS IS CALLED THEN SAY
I'll start:
bulkaxo
>Checking these threads just to see if anyone mentions being on my account
You fuckers better not do anything
>>321431194
don't panic mate you might be looking at someone elses inventory. not really much you can do now we just need to wait it out i guess.
Is anyone here nuclear_eclipse?
>>321433290
It's already been confirmed that people are gifting their accounts with other peoples credit cards.
You're a fool if you actually believe what Valve said. This is 100% damage control at its finest.
I'm a rep for Lizard Squad. You might have heard of us before, seeing that we're behind the greatest hacking of this decade.
We will hold steam Hostage until they remove every single SJW game and add pro-GG games only. This includes removal of games without a political nature as they twist the image on the dangers of SJW as much as SJW games does. Fear us. First Sony. Now Valve. Tomorrow, Nintendo.
>>321433568
Just play games
>>321433479
Wut, that's the same one I've got now lol
>>321433290
So, they weren't hacked... They just are massively incompetent. That's... better?
WHATS GOING ON
IM SCARED
ANONS HOLD ME
>>321433612
But I already bought you farming simulator :(
>>321433290
>>321433303
>We are not affiliated with Valve
>>321431535
ANARCHY
HOL UP
CAN YOU SEE THEIR PRIVATE IMAGES?
GET A HOT "GURL GAMER"S ACCOUNT AND CHECK HER PRIVATE IMAGES
>>321433708
pls no hack me famalam
>>321433639
thats not valves account
>>321433290
LITERAL ROGUE AI
GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO PANIC
https://store.steampowered.com/account
i'm not even logged and I'm seeing a poor son of a bitch account what the fuck
>Your Steam account: Access from new web or mobile device
>Your Steam account: Access from new web or mobile device
>Your Steam account: Access from new web or mobile device
Im on some guy named Katsuragi-Chan now.
>>321433639
>It's already been confirmed that people are gifting their accounts with other peoples credit cards.
>confirmed
Nice source faggot
fucking normies
>buying this many shark cards
What the fuck
>>321433768
yeah, because people upload nude selfies to steam
Oh boy.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REPEAT
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>Nochenegra
lel
>>321429771
>djchocobo
Dennis, I'm all up in your shit
How do you switch account detail names, Im stuck at some russian guy.
how do i tell if i'm logged in as someone else/someone else is on my account?
>>321433793
HOW DO I ACCESS THIS PAGE WHILE IN THE STEAM BROWSER
You all got what you deserved.
You all laughed when PSN and Xbox live got shut down, now the tides have turned.
>>321433837
>>321433823
what normies with normie habits.
I see ab702's account
on my screen.
>Have steam guard
>Have two step verification
and it means nothing right now
>>321433849
You don't know shit about steam gamer gurls, do you?
>>321433823
>>321433837
this is why videogames suck now
I DEMAND A FREE GAME AS REPARATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
If you click add funds what username do you get?
I get
crytilka12
I think this is our guy.
Best christmas ever, thanks Gaben.
stoneth close all your shit because I can see it without even login in
>click my steam wallet
>mjortiz's account
>click my account details
>hadoukenmaster69
>try to get to my account settings through the settings menu
>feruel
Holy shit, this is a cosmic-level fuckup
All hail Satya Nadella. He is our new god.
>>321433736
The cache issue makes sense since it is chaining on page reload. Still a massive fuckup. And on a day where they probably have very few people in to try and fix it... convenient.
>>321433794
oh my god
yep definitely russian
>>321433823
Somewhere someone out there is laughing at my purchase history. Probably sending me emails too on what a faggot I am.
>>321433793
Fucking hell I got my own account.
This isn't mine
>>321433837
Jesus Christ
>>321433967
You'd think with the funds of all africa nations combined they would make absolutely sure nobody can mess up anything.
>>321434087
AHAHAHAHA
TOP KEK
>>321434120
What the fuck
THATS MY ACCOUNT
>>321433794
>check mail
>I have like 6 of these messages
>they keep coming
guy pls stop hacking me
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Holy shit, all my money is gone! They better fucking fix this shit.
I'm some dude playing Dead Island right now. I want to go back being a weeb
>>321433823
>>321433837
How do you view this info?
DONT
FUCKING
PANIC
The fuck you doing Laz_Gamer? You shouldn't be buying games right now while I'm looking at your purchase history.
I told you faggots to not trust the in Internet. This is what happens when people become lazy and rely on electronic brains to deal with the human's job. We must cancel the waifu and VR age for our own safety.
>>321434198
GABEN NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>they're mailing me now
aaaaaaaAAAAA
>>321433856
MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S HAPPENING-CON 1
>>321433419
Fuck off
>he actually uses Steam
>he actually pays for PC games
the amount of russians on steam is fucking unreal
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN THEY SAID
ITS
HAPPENING
I'm about five seconds away from punching someone in the dick.
>>321434072
that's not real steam
/gog/ was right again!
>>321434269
>Implying it is over
has anyone tried writing a review under someone else's account? I clicked on a random game and the guy i'm logged in as owns the game, but i'm not enough of a dick to actually take advantage
>>321434262
SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>>321434262
YOU ARE DOOMED
>>321434194
Wait really? Is that you? I don't believe you
>>321434262
Good guy Finn
I'm logged in as some cute girl. Should I email her and try to hook up?
>>321434262
FUCKING RUN
>>321434262
What a brounless they're lying
WHY DID WE KEEP ALL OF OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
>>321434219
view purchase history in account details
MY ACCOUNT. ITS GONE. HELP HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>321434262
rolf fag thanks for ur free money xD fuck yeaaa ananymous 4 life
>>321434194
I'll give it back for a pound
https://twitter.com/SteamDB
I hope Steam Guard stops this
>paypal only no credit card
>>321429771
>Mine's in Spanish
Damn, I got lucky.
IT'S OVER
STEAM IS FINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHEEEED
>>321434262
Finn is a cool guy
what the fuck finland
>>321434235
literally any random person on the internet is seeing your
>credit card
>email address
>full name
>phone number
>date of birth
right now.
P A N I C
A
N
I
Cexcept I because I didn't save any of that info and it's all fake on my account
>>321434262
t. alberto barbaros
Buying digital they said.
Good security and stability they said.
Fuck off with this digital era. People not doing their jobs correctly.
Physical copy master race, will forever be.
>>321433837
>master race
How boring
>>321433792
>skynet becomes self aware on the steam network and just decides to troll everyone.
...This is fine.
>Barrajaevels account
>go to add funds
>Sirgideons wallet
>go to purchased games
>Odonkowiks games
Do I login and make sure I don't have my information there? Do I not login to stay safe? What do I do?
GUYS
LETS ALL JUST CALM DOWN AND CHECK MY 4
MASTER RACE AMIRITE GUYS?/
>POST YFW ALL IS LOST
>Steam is the future they said
>buy a PC they said
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
I'm still logged in as myself, and have gotten no e-mails about my account being accessed from a new location. My inventory seems intact, and my Steam client is still in English.
Should I just not touch anything until this is over?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>321433793
Wtf I have some randoms account info now. Luckily for him it's christmas
everyone share random people's emails
[email protected]
>no credit card
>removed bank account from paypal
I-I'm safe, right?
While of course I'm worried about my credit card info, it's kinda fun to look at other peoples purchase histories
>>321434262
Fucking based Finn
>>321434262
At least you have an upstanding dude looking out for you. I hope as many as possible do the same.
> Click things at random to see what happens
> End up buying 5 euro credit for some stranger
I am a moron.
Do we log out or stay logged in? What the fuck do I do?
>>321434568
>>321434581
Same... This shit is spooky.
>>321434581
stay perfectly still and don't breathe.
>>321433290
>not a breach
>allowed everyone to view people's card types and last two digits as well as email and phone number ending
there are people itt right now that unironically save personal information online
how fucking new are you faggots
>>321434262
>Finnish hacking
>>321434516
atleast its not football.
I'd probably hang myself right there and then out of dullness.
why does valve not take their entire shit offline for now to fix this
>meanwhile
>>321434262
Finn seems like a nice guy. Maybe we should all follow his example.
GUYS GO TO ACCOUNT INFO. GRAB THE ACCOUNTS EMAIL THAT'S NOT YOURS. PASTE IT IN FACEBOOK AND BAM FACE TO A PROFILE. Let the trolling begin. Post results if trolling.
SOMEONES TRYING TO GET INTO MY ACCOUNT
HELP
>check my email
>only twitch followers
glad I dodged that bullet
>>321434672
MEHMET
MY SON
DO NOT LOG OUT
DO NOT LOG IN
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING
The moment you do, you are fucked.
>>321434672
Fuuuuck that's sad man
>>321434618
We could treat it as a secret Santa.
Whoever's account you get, buy them a little gift
>People in my account
they could say bad words
im scared.
>>321434262
Based Finn is true god
>>321434730
Because Valve is super smart
VALVE FUCK-UP OF THE DECADE
TOP KEK GABE
>>321434672
>>321434672
>>321434672
TELL HIM 'TAKE THE POO TOO THE LOOO'
how do you add funds to steam wallet?
VALVEDRONES BTFO
So should I not bother logging in? Cause I saw it on my phone, logged out on phone, and tried logging in on computer before immediately canceling that because I realized it was probably a bad idea.
LOG OUT EVERYONE
>>321434087
Same here I also purchased Rocket league and filled out the bank info sheet
Ok, which one of you is this?
>>321434581
They can only see you if you move.
>>321434606
I wish I was as smart as you.
I hope someone hits it big and gets a big internet celebs account. I'd be gifting myself all kinds of stuff.
Elegyofgames said if anyone gets his feel free to spend 50 bucks
I didnt realize I'd be spending Kurismasu watching /v/s world burn, this is fucking dope yo
>>321433290
Peigekatch is literally the skynet of our time
Downloaded a game (Witcher 3) from their library and am now going to enjoy it in offline mode so I can keep playing once Steam is fixed.
>>321434581
stand still and stay silent. That's all you can do right now.
>>321434262
I want to be Finn's friend
>Your Steam account: Access from new web or mobile device
>Check the IP that is supposedly trying to log in with my account
>mfw it is my very own IP
>mfw im not even attempting to log in
>tfw you invested on Origin instead
I told you idiots. You are all cawcks.
who else being a good guy and deleting the poor sods payment information
you are welcome
https://steamcommunity.com/id/I_AM_AUTISTIC/
Don't worry bro, your account is safe with me ;)
>>321434752
change your email password ASAP
>>321434787
I HAVE ALREADY DONE SO SEVERAL TIMES. HELP
[email protected] is this email
they can see my phone number, not just the four ending number.
I bet there are some people hearing wishing someone will call or email them
>>321434787
i logged out
i use paypal though
am i still fucked?
I didn't get any email yet
That's either very good or very bad
>ITS JUST A CASH ERROR GUYS
fuck everything
OH OK
>>321434758
>being this pathetic, screencapping unrelated email messages.
hello davidh510 and lazy__gamer
>see someone elses account
>they have a credit card attached
>try to delete it so they don't lose all their NEETbux
>it doesn't work
Sorry Linton12, I tried
>>321429771
>tfw its my moms credit card
merry Christmas
PEOPLE ARE ADDING ME FUCK YOU VALVE FUUUCK
IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT, DON'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING.
DON'T BE A PRICK. DON'T RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT THAT THEY SPENT MONEY ON, YOU FAGGOTS.
EVEN IF YOU DO, VALVE WILL FIND OUT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BE PERMANENTLY BANNED AND LOSE ALL YOUR SHIT.
lel
>>321434920
THIS
H
I
S
MY EMAIL IS GETTING FLOODED BY THIS, I'VE GOTTEN AT LEAST 10 OF THESE EMAILS
MFW ALL THIS SHIT
>check mail
>nothing
Good taste buddy, you're alright.
>>321434672
>>321434262
That Finn is such a great guy.
>>321431193
>tfw autistic enough to use steam cards
>>321434672
FUCKING SUBHUMANS
>>321431193
I have a expired one
I have not used real money on steam since I sold a rare hat for hundreds
Gggguys, If I only have steam guard, the old email one, active, I'm safe, right? RIGHT?
>>321434876
>Having a VAC ban
>"I dindu nuffin!"
OH NO MY PRECIOUS 0.40€
>>321434262
Truly he is Finn the Human.
>>321435050
rip
>>321431193
>have mine saved
If Valve is remotely responsible they'll have a special refund program for this incident, but I'm still scared.
Anyone want some free games? Halofan420 has a lot of money and he's feeling generous today.
WHEN I GO ON COMMUNITY ITS FINE BUT WHEN I GO TO STORE IT ACTS LIKE IM LOGGED OUT
SAVE MY SOUL
>>321434672
Turks are jerks.
So when is Valve going to SHUT IT DOWN?
They should probably figure their shit out first, then bring it back online.
if someone buys something it'll pop up in my email
right?
right???
>Finally saved up enough money that I can go visit my friends in NC
>This happens
>>321434672
MEHMET
I CAN SEE THIS RANDOMS ADDRESS N SHIT HOLY FUCK. BIGGEST FUCK UP OF 2015?
I'm now another fellow Canadian, this user uses french text though.
>>321434983
can your paypal info be used to make purchases in your name without external checks (like text messages or emails)?
>>321434998
Does that include clicking the STORE button at the top, because I did that, also I pressed the big STEAM button on the overlay
am i fug?
>>321435051
>guys dont post peoples personal info, and delete their cc card just in case if you do
4chin:
>lel look at this faggot
>>321434672
gg my boooiiii :^)
>>321434672
AHHAAHHAAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAH|
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN YOU MORONS
FUCK
>>321434262
>Hallo
>>321435201
If Valve is remotely responsible they're getting sued to hell and back
you fags better not empty my cart and destroy hours of careful purchasing decisions
I'm not sure what info I might have there, I don't save card info.
>>321434672
>mfw this isn't my beautiful account
>mfw this isn't my beautiful store page
uh-oh
>had $3.20 in my wallet
>bought a $3 game a few days ago
This could have been so much worse.
Oh no people will have access to my Steam account that only has Paypal which requires two-step authentication and that has no Steam wallet funds or retarded inventory shit like $5000 counter strike guns because I'm not FUCKING MORON.
MUH CREDIT SCORE
>tfw steam ruins your life
>deathangel30
kekked
what are the funniest names you've got so far /v/?
I guess it's a good thing I have no CC info on my profile, and a tiny library.
>>321435217
Yes, if not check your bank activity on your CC or debit card. Should have it there.
>>321435303
This. They're going to get the ever-loving shit sued out of them.
if you go to the wishlist on the store page, for me it says the account is BlueUzi
is everyone else getting that too?
Do you think we gonna have a free game as a compensation?
works for me ;^)
>>321434672
More like Cuntlu
Is Valve doing anything? Or they are just silent?
>Go chack my account info
>Error Code: -302
What now guys?
>have Steam Guard Mobile Authenticator
Just fucking try, huehues.
Whoever jaizin888 is on UK steam
Rest assured, I will do nothing. I will delete cc info if you want
>>321434480
>credit card
only the last 3 numbers if you even have that saved
>email address
true
>full name
not true
>phone number
last 4 numbers
>date of birth
not true
>>321431756
Sends YOUR info to someone else every refresh...
>tfw when taken a day to d/l 2.7gb and 1gb to go.
>>321429771
I'll go back to pirating forever if I lose my account
>>321435383my own
Merry Christmas, holy shit
who /spyblock007/ here?
>>321434672
>gg my boooiiii i control your credit card
AHAHAHAH
Turks just got promoted
ded
Anons plz stahp...
>>321435308
why don't you buy shit when you decide you want it?
sometimes during summer sales I have like 10 transactions of shit I want
>>321434672
once again proving that kurds>turks
>>321435256
i need to log on everytime i use it, not sure if the email info saved, but the password shouldn't be, i think
post yfw you're a filthy pirate who never even touched steam and this happens
>>321434479
F U G
>>321435430
It's Christmas day, they're too busy eating.
>>321431193
OH GOD I HOPE I DON'T GET ROBBED
hi criccotescricca and belthashor
Can your acc get logged into if you havent been online since the 22nd? I'm at relatives right now.
IT'S HAPPENING
GET INSIDE THE BUNKERS LADS.
>tfw not been emailed.
>>321435430
theyre probably scrambling, they dont have time to talk to the community,just like usual
>>321435430
They are on holidays ;^)
>>321434672
POO
IN
LOOGOT THE BETTER OF YOU
>Look at email of some random fag
>@aol
He deserves this
>tfw all that steam wallet money from selling items might be gone
Thanks Valve.
>>321435375
Rip friend
>>321431193
>tfw prepaid VISA
>with €3.28 on it
crisis narrowly avoided
GUYS
IF YOU'RE A VICTIM OF THIS, SOMEONE MIGHT ADD FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY MISTAKE
THIS IS ACTUALLY A BLESSING
My steam is fine. Got me excited for a second.
>>321435308
hey anon
that game you were never going to buy even if it's 75% off but you think someday you will.
I'm removing it off your wishlist
>>321435457
GabeN, go to bed.
No wait fucking fix this shit first, then go to bed.
>>321435303
>>321435390
>private arbitration clause in the TOS
not likely
>tfw kind of jelly nobody is paying attention to me or my account
>>321435430
>Is Valve doing anything? Or they are just silent?
It's valve. What do you think? They're on reddit begging for their internet defense force to come make excuses for them.
>>321435303
>they're getting sued to hell and back
No they're not. You agreed to that super fantastic EULA, in which you agreed that you can only go to court alone, not in a class action lawsuit. That was after that previous breach.
>>321435454
Oh hey, i got the same guy.
>>321435308
>>321431606
in the same boat
>>321435540
no you are good
its only for lonely people who were logged in on xmas and were on the store
>>321431193
Feels nice.
>>321435383
>kawaiicute1's account
>mfw
So apparently this only affects accounts that are currently logged in
I use my PayPal to buy shit
I'm also not even at home, am I still at risk?
>Mfw forgot my password again because it kept me logged into steam long enough for me to forget it.
>Mfw made sure to not let steam keep me signed in so this wouldn't happen again
>Mfw will have to change my password again and I likely won't be able to do anything on the store till after the sale is over
>Mfw will miss steam sale due to this and my own forgetfulness
>>321435553
I HAVEN'T BEEN EMAILED YET, NOR SEEN MY NAME.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>try to ascertain the situation on 4chen
>literally hundreds of shitflinging monkeys chimping out and spamming the board down with garbage
>try to ascertain the situation on Steam's Leddit page
>calm and clear message from mod stickied giving everyone simple instructions to get you up to speed and prevent further damage
I fucking hate you people.
https://twitter.com/SteamDB/status/680497713885102082
THEYRE TAKING THE MONEY AND RUNNING BOYS
>>321432079
Nothing's happened to me, but one of my friends had 50 dollars taken from his bank account from a Steam purchase he didn't make
EVERYBODY KEEP PANICKING
Why is this absolute madman hoarding steambucks?
Jokes on you, I was already logged onto Steam.
>>321435516
post yfw nobody cares that you pirate games
>>321433837
to be fair, fuck making money in gta
just takes too long to get anything you actually want
>yfw it turns out gabe was trying to teach us a lesson about christmas
>it's not all about material worth, its about spending time with your family
>yfw this is all to get us off steam for a day so we can spend time with our loved ones
>mfw I got the email authentication if anyone tries to use my account from an unregistered device.
That shit better not be a gimmick Gabe you fat fuck
>>321435663
I don't even have a steam account
Can we get a sticky? Fucking useless mods
>>321435608
can't atm
too busy making money with my team of chinese child hackers
>>321435594
They can't do shit with my paypal info.right?
>>321435594
well shit
>>321435594
HAHAHAHA
>>321435505
WHAT IS GOING ON
>tfw with relatives
>tfw I can't experience the shenanigans
>tfw mobile app is totally normal
Well at least I don't have my card info saved.
Just hope I don't lose any money I made selling cards
I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SEND IT!
WHAT IF SOMEONE ALREADY TOOK THIS ACCOUNT AND BOUGHT STUFF?
>tfw steam is going to ruin my life
Suddenly 11k dollars on my paypal reduced to 5. Five. Fucking. Dollars.
Thank you Gaben.
>>321435243
>having your fucking address in steam
serves the idiot right. You should mail him glitter or something.
> tfw can't remember if my cc information is saved on steam or not
STORE IS BLACK
I REPEAT
STORE IS BLACK
THEY PULLED THE PLUG
>>321435594
OH FUCK OH SHIT
HOW CAN WE TRUST THEM
IF STEAM GOT HACKED THEY MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN HACKED TOO FUUUUUUUUUUCK
SOME TURKISH FURRY FAG BOUGTH NEKOPARA AND MAYOR MINOR
Holy shit, I am never using Steam again.
>>321435594
Now that's just full retard.
>>321434472
Yeah, all those half a dozen hacks, lost details and so on for Sony really ended PS4 fast, didn't it?
Faggot.
is steam kill
>tfw havent logged out once
>no e-mails
I-Im safe...right?
>>321435806
Don't fucking send anything you moron
JUst don't do anything with his account
>>321435516
feels fucking great
>>321435706
Money laundring, my friend,
what's the point in steam wallet when you can just buy games straight up?
>>321435706
He's hoping video games become the next bitcoin
Steam servers are down! Can't even see the steam page
>>321435813
Proof?
My steam is showing me prices in RM which according to google is Malaysian Ringgits?
ITS PARTY TIME BOYS
>account page works fine
>everything in english
>no emails
>my bank throttles my card so I can only spend $500 a day anyway, and I get notifications on any purchases whatsoever
>nothing so far
>>321435618
>EULA meaning shit-all to a court.
Are you an idiot?
>>321435851
That's a lie, furries don't exist in third world countries
Post YFW you didn't fall for the PC Gaming meme
>>321435845
It's not an official steam account anyway
>>321435838
SO IS YOUR MOMS BOYFRIEND
>>321433103
i was thinking doing the same
hack?????????????
>>321430329
IT'S A BETA
THEY FUCKING GOT ME
300 CANADIAN DOLLAROOS
>>321435869
Are we posting rare Kumikos until Steam fixes itself?
It's just showing a black screen now
I think they pulled the plug
>>321434787
log in and out like 5 times, FUCK!
I haven't gotten any emails
Is this a good or a bad thing
>>321435438
you can't check account info. It will bring you to a different persons account.
How do you do it, just keep refreshing the store?
>>321435814
>he lives 18 minutes away from me
Bring back fucking CD's! Fuck Gabe that dumb fat cunt.
ITS OVER!
>>321435383
Gaben2090.
>>321435982
Maybe.
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/133806-valves-updated-steam-agreement-bars-class-action-lawsuit-but-is-it-legal
LOOKS LIEK THE STORE IS DISABLED NOW
>tfw nothing happening to my account
what the fuck, I see my name and my account details just fine
>>321435961
DOES THIS MEAN I SHOULD LOG OUT
HELP
>>321436013
I JUST LOST 10 000 SWEDISH KEKS
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
>>321435604
But no one is actually logged in on wrong accounts. The system just erroneously displays the account information of other users due to fucked up caching.
>>321436097
I'm hoping that no one got to see mine.
How does something like this even happen
Who /nothacked/ here
>>321433382
It's not like the last 4 digits of my phone number are sensitive information. I'm more concerned about my everyone seeing my e-mail address.
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Reference #97.e69b5ecc.1451078622.34f0690e
You guys laughed at me when I Opted into steam authentication tied to your phone. Whos laughing now!
>>321435745
it doesn't matter.
If this is cache problem then when people access "User details" or whatever, server will fuck up and redirect people to different accounts and they will not need any login.
>>321430605
>implying you didn't already realise before you clicked delete and just did it for the keks
>>321436162
That's not going to stop me.
With great power
Comes great responsibility
>trust us with your phone number goyim
>nevermind the fact that you can't access your payment info right now just give us your phone number
>>321433967
jokes on you i can still play other multiplayer games that aren't tied to steam
>haven't logged out
>wishlist is still up
>Steam is still in English
>no CC saved to account
>authentication hasn't been triggered yet
So what we doin'?
>>321435992
mfw I didnt fall for the console meme and actually got my account stuff leaked during the PSN hack. Wait a sec, I did!
>meanwhile at Valve
CRASHING THIS VALVE
>tfw didn't give my CC number
>tfw no money on either steam wallet or paypal account
feels good
>>321436247
That's more than enough to doxx you.
>>321436235
>steamDB twitter was hacked as well
JESUS CHRIST
SHUT THE FUCKING WEBSITE DOWN BEFORE EVEN MORE HAPPENS YOU DUMB VALVE FUCKS
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN
new bread
>>321435253
I can't even view account details any more. I think they shut it down guys.
>>321436229
Caching issues
STEAM
HACKED
ENJOY YOUR DEAD ACCOUNTS, WAGESLAVES
THE NORMIE RECKONING IS NOW
>bank account empty
>probably disabled from being overdrawn
fuck you, mr hacker :^)
>>321436029
We all knew something like this would happen some day.
>>321436263
I have....
.
.
.
.
Blackberry
>>321436291
woah what
>>321436263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>321435051
Thanks, reddit.
>>321436291
>admin
WHAT DOES THE ADMIN PANEL SAY
>>321436238
haha i got your senpai
They just pulled the plug, steamstore now shut down
>Gabe sighs, his finger still on the left mouse button, hovering over "end task"
>he double clicks
>one click of the mouse
>one click of the trigger
>his eyes roll back into his head as the bullet blows the back of his head out
>it'll all be over soon
>>321435706
Getting ready for a steam game gift thread.
>they were legit after all.
>>321435743
>Boxing Day
>rest of family doing own shit.
>>321436323
>tfw in the same situation
>Phone buzzes
>10 new emails
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK MUH STEAM
>Just some spam
Jeez man, need to wipe my pants after that.
>Steam froze here
AHH WHAT DO?
>>321431797
>Never saved anything
>Always went trough the process
>All because I knew this would happen
I am genious
I feel left out. My Steam has not been hacked. In fact, nothing has changed.
I'm on Linux (Mint) by the way. Is there anyone on Linux who has been hacked? Maybe it's a Windows thing.
>everyone will see my embarrassing account name
>>321436323
>tfw underage b& never learned to not put their personal information online
>no emails
>no friends requests
>no fun
Worst steam meltdown ever
>>321431193
>tfw you are not the customer of a shit bank that can't identify fraudulent use of your card and deaden it immediately
Don't have to be paranoid with it because the system's got my back.
>>321436313
WITH SO SURVIVORS!
>get dude's credit card info
>tried it in amazon
>it worked without a hitch
Niiiiiice. Thans for the gift volvo
>>321436291
oh fugggg
>>321436392
It was inevitable, to say the least.
>>321436586
dont u need the cvc?
>>321436309
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
>>321436313
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>321436238
>no emails from people who got logged into my account
>no emails saying other devices tried to log in
>didn't unlink anything, stopped browsing the store
I... I think I might be safe? My steam funbux balance hasn't changed.
It's a problem with their caching-server (varnish), caching pages that should not be cached (such as Account-Details, Cart, etc.). It invalidates after some time and is re-cached when the next user visits the page with their profile. You are not actually logged in (as in, you take over the session of the user), you just see pages rendered for others than yourself. This is why different parts of steam appear as different users.
Which page you see is probably dependent on the edge node (first server you connect to) closest to you, hence why different users see different profiles.
My guess to how this could've happened is that an untested configuration got activated when steam went down earlier, e.g. due to an auto-conf service (puppet, chef) pulling an untested config or some of their live servers being replaced by staging / development servers. It's also possible that they were under heavy load and the engineer on duty reconfigured all their edge nodes to cache more aggressively.
Let's hope they fix this fast, because this is a major data leak. I can see private E-Mail and account names. Let's hope their cache server is not delivering internal pages.
>>321436508
im on debiand and shit is the same.
this has nothing to do with your OS. its steams fucking servers.
>>321436357
John taffer please go
>>321436361
>>321436364
Wait until it's further down the catalog dumbasses
>>321436673
Same
>>321434262
Finn is a true human being
>>321436508
>servers being a Windows thing
you can't be that stupid
>>321436712
Welcome to /sp/, newfriend.
Just got a mail from steam.
>>321436652
Didn't asked me for it whe I used it.
>>321429771
I'T ALL OVER
>>321436684
Shut up nerd.
Anonymous is hacking the database to steal all our money you don't even know.
>>321434920
IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
>>321436291
MORE SCREENS NIGG
>visit reddit
>one of the first threads is "Lets take a moment to appreciate all the Valve employees who are taking time from their holidays to fix the servers"
can you be more of a cuck?
ITT sonygger party
at least you are enjoying yourselves, other than playing your bloodborne machine
Fucking fags
>>321436165
dont do anything, that way its not your fault if something fucks you.
>>321436586
>send to your address
>tracked
>arrested for fraud
Enjoy your anus while it lasts, oh, what am I saying? It's already a broken, leaking mess.
>>321436795
How do you know it's a server thing? If there's a vulnerability in the software it might be tied to a specific OS.
>>321435343
chippers mate add me to skype it's my typical new steam name but with hyphens i-n-b-e-t-w-e-e-n like this (it's salvie)
>what is 2 step authentication
>>321434920
DON'T TURN AROUND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>321436927
kek
>one of the chat last messages are links to my nudes I send to my bf
>changing account password would require e-mail password and steam password
>buying games would require my security code
>only last digits of credit card info or your email that everyone knows
what's the freakout? you could just chargeback everything even if it did work
>>321434920
OH MY GOD THERE'S AN EVIL CLONE OF ME TRYING TO KILL ME CALL THE POL
>>321433548
Spierdalaj Maciek.
>>321436942
PSN Store is down as well, retard.
>>321436981
>not using P.O boxes of your dead grandfather
No problemo
This is why I use Origin :^)
>>321436238
I'm offline and on my profile it says I last logged in 6 days ago so I'm good.
Mobile is perfectly fine, I even got gifted a game. Merry Christmas u basement dwelling fucks
NOTHING'S LOADING
>>321436586
You must be a real wizard to have guessed all the remaining 12 digits
>>321429771
>Happening
>>321432232
So they improved the interface of that section. Neat.
just disable online-purchases from your card provider and you're safe
>>321437257
THE BASICS OF CQC ARE...!
THE BASICS OF CQC ARE...!
THE BASICS OF CQC ARE...!
THE BASICS OF CQC ARE...!
FUGG PANIC.
>>321437196
>>>/POL/
>>321437331
SELL NOW
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
>>321435051
I can't change someone else's account when every page I load it's a new account
>>321437183
Post those lips, boy
>>321437183
are you me? i just sent nudes to mine as well, if they're seen that'd be pretty embarassing
>>321436153
Doesn't necessarily matter. Depending on the case the Judge it gets brought to might tell Valve to fuck off with that. This could actually turn into a constitutional debate for Americans on whether or not a contract like this can be considered legally binding because it's so anti-consumer. Depends how this shit plays out.
WE DID IT BROS
SONY WON
AS WE SPEAK VALIANT SONY HACKERS ARE TAKING DOWN STEAM
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE HAVE LIVED FOR
THE PSN MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION HAS PAYED OFF
>>321435806
>>>/reddit/
Who /reportedCCstolen/ here?
>>321437331
it's now to buy now, they probebly fix it and the stock will rise again.
>>321437183
another mail
>>321435513
well this is the first winter sale without dailies so i was going to complete order today or tomorrow, and i liked to have the bulk of it in one order so it's easier to budget and see what i spend, but good point
luckily i still know my cart from memory, let's see;
invisible inc.
talos principle road to gehenna
witcher 3
gtav
mgsv
system shock enhanced edition
grim fandango remastered
bioshock inf season pass
the fall
south park
metal slug 1 & 3
urban chaos
downwell
the fall
that's about 95% of it anyway, the rest are all under 10€/5€ so i'll find them again if worst comes to worst
>>321437219
Oh boy, that will surely stump the people who investigate shit for a living.
Well done anon! I mean, a dead person clearly ordered it.
My steam is already open, but I haven't had any changes aside of the store and community pages not working, a-am I safe?
>>321437331
>Valve
>shares
m8
>Random guy adds me on steam
>He asks if my steam is fucked up
>Yeah, he says he's logged in as me
>We're figuring it out together wishing eachother merry christmas
Humanity :)
>playing my N64 like the console pleb I am
Hope everything works out for you guys.
>>321437331
>>321437462
NONONOONONONONO
BUY THIS SHIT NOW WE FINNA ALL GET RICH
>>321437640
NOBODY IS SAFE.
>>321437331
>vulve
>publicly traded
you promised me a Vladimir account
I log in and it is still my account
I was about to buy gone homo for a commie fella
>>321437183
>last artwork i uploaded privately is my nudes
>>321437331
>>321437462
>>321437734
No, don't buy now, wait until it gets even lower.
>>321429771
Fucking skids pissing their pants because they can see some random fags email
>>321437331
>implying Valve isn't a privatly owned corporation
40 keks.
>>321435641
Sauce?
>>321437331
nice shop
>>321435645
Captain F?
>>321437857
Oh, ha, I never thought of doing that
>hack valve
>steal CC
>profit from capitalist scum
>not using prepaid visa cards to pay
>>321437920
What if it starts rising again.
BUY NOW
>>321437629
>so it's easier to budget and see what i spend
this is actually a really good idea, those <10€ games really add up otherwise
smart thinking anon
well looks like i'm logging into steam today. i don't have any CC saved on my account either so thank fuck.
>>321434998
>only have access to the mobile app for the last couple days
>still went to store pages today so I can get my free cards to sell
Am I still fucked? Why has Valve still not shut Steam off yet?
>>321437331
>Not trash talking and highlighting this giant blunder as a means to lower their stocks even further so you can buy them super cheap just in time for the next compensation sale
What if we get Gaben's account
>>321438187
if you have any money on that prepaid visa card some mexican will now steal it
>>321432084
PAYPAL
A
Y
P
A
L
Or, y'know, just fucking deselect "save for future purchases" at checkout.
>>321435618
EULAs mean jack shit in court.
>>321438043
I got you bro.
http://exhentai.org/g/697797/97ff1b53e1/
This is fucking hilarious. I am literally crying from laughing so much.
These are the events that bring the best out of /v/
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