> that kid whose parents always bought him the newest games and hardware and would show it off but never let anyone play it
What's his name, /v/?
>>321414262
Me.
>that friend whose parents would get into loud arguments and scream and curse at each other when you came over
>>321414262
nice tumblr thanks tumblr goodbye tumblr
>>321414262
xD Tumblr so funny gotta show 4chan this
>>321414262
>that kid who posts shitty tumblr memes on a taiwanese naive art appreciation board.
>that kid that bullied you then acted like your friend when you said you got a new game and asked if he could borrow it and then didn't give it back and bullied you some more
Fucking hate you, Tim
there was this kid who didn't even like games but her parents were rich so they'd buy her all the games and shit anyway so she could have friends over
>that kid that brought pokemon cards to school and had them taken away by teachers
>>321414302
Me too, anon. Me too.
>>321414370
>be 10 years old
>go to friend's house to sleep over
>it's 10 PM
>go to kitchen to grab some water
>see friend's dad drinking some liquor at the table
>ask him why he's drinking
>his wife "had to work late in the office and wouldn't be back to tomorrow morning"
>even I know that means she's having affair
>go back to friend's room
>say sorry about his mom
>he says it's no big deal, she has to work late all the time even on weekends
>don't have the heart to tell him what's going on
His parents got divorced a year later after she got pregnant
>>321414836
>that kid who always drew pokemonwith massive fucking dicks
Thanks, Curtis, you weirdo
>That kid who's parents would have loud sex during his sleepovers
>>321414370
>tfw you are that kid
>tfw your friends dont want to visit you because of that
>tfw later the parents divorce and you get a ps1 and a N64
It was worth it.
>that kid whose mom walked around the house topless and didn't give a fuck
>>321414916
I had a similar situation, but it was that the parents were yelling to the older sister because she got pregnant
>>321415186
>that faggot from funnyjunk posting on 4chan
fuck off
>>321415436
>Some guys said that some kid's mom did that from time to time
>When I visit him that never happened.
Not even exhibitionist nympho MILFs want to show me their tits
>"hey man you got some snacks or something?"
>"MOOOOM, ANON SAYS HE'S HUNGRY"
>>321414262
Better than the kid that claimed to have all the new shit but he always conveniently had lent it to someone or his brother broke it when you come around.
I've had a friend whose mother did not let him play any game with blood in it.
If the game had blood, he had to go ask his mother to look at him playing it for a few secs if she would allow it or not. She never did. What is weird is that she was perfectly okay with him playing games like Call of duty, just cause don't don't have blood in them.
>>321415159
i liked that kid.
>>321414262
>go to friends house, his brother has meth addiction
>go into garage
>brother doing meth and freaking out
>we go back in, the garage has a lock inside the house, so he latches it and we go back to playing games
>>321414262
That penguin looks so fluffy and soft
>>321418007
I want to hug it!
>Go to friend's house to play vidya
>Steals my computer after seeing it can run basic games
>Let him since I'm chill
>Going downstairs to get a drink
>See his sister doing pullups on one of those door bars
>Check her out a bit, 14 year old me getting into it
>Bar breaks
>>321414262
Why is that penguin so big?
>10 years old
>hanging out at a younger friends house after school nobody is home
>playing mario 64 on his tv
>Never seen his Dad, his Dad pulls up
>"oh fuck my dad is here ANON RUN!!"
>see the look of pure terror in his eyes
>start running to the front door
>"NO ANON HE WILL SEE YOU, BACK DOOR"
>run to the back glass sliding door and try to open it
>can only open it about a foot wide and try to squeeze through
>coudnt fit,stuck in glass door
>his dad burts through the front door
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE"
>frantically trying to slide the glass door open freaking out
>hes yelling at his son then turns and looks at me
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT!?"
>I leave the glass door alone and run out the front door
never talked to that kid again, I'm pretty sure their dad was a raging alcoholic wife beater POS
>That kid who was almost as good at vidya as you were, but insisted on playing against you in everything because he couldn't drop the rivalry to play co-op or take turns in single-player
>>321418165
Sometimes, this slapstick shit just get me.
>>321414836
>that kid who got his yugioh cards stolen in schooli did it
>That kid who was jealous that you had all the new release titles because everyone would rather hang out and play the newest halos and call of dutys than those damn football games, and constantly came over just to coax people to his house.
>>321414836
>that kid who took other people cards during lunch, and accidentally left it in the bathroom
I hope you enjoyed shoveling out the piss and shit out of your backpack, Michael
>>321418179
becauseit's a baby penguin
>Went over to friends house, mom offers you some supper
>Why not, I loved food as a kid
>Cold ass lasagne, feels like it wasn't even heated up
>Friend eats it like it's gold while saying how good it is
>>321420528
tfw he probably was serious about that because he didn't know better
>>321417465
THIS SO MUCH THIS OMFG THAT SON OF A BITCH
>that kid who showed you his dick
Why
>>321417465
>want some snacks
>ask friend if he wants some
>"I'm good thanks"
>"MOOM ANON ASKED US TO ORDER PIZZA"
>friend looks antme like I'm batshit insane
>mom always laughed it off and told friends she knew it was a joke>first christmas without mom
Oh childhood.
