Brother gave me this POS for Christmas
I want to kill myself
Fuck you, in the 90s that would have been amazing. Hell, it even comes with Sonic & Knuckles!
Wow you're an ungrateful sack of vomit. Now shut up and go play those classic games you moron.
>>321346023
is that just sonic and knuckles
or is it sonic 3 and knuckles
if its the former id be pretty mad at him too, OP
>>321346181
Sure thing boss, the controller is barely responsive. The thought is great, but the console is a piece of shit.
>>321346257
80 Games man.
Eighty
fucking
games
And you can play carts.
>>321346353
well i know that.
i was wondering if sonic 3 and sonic and knuckles were locked on for it
>>321346353
Kinda reminds me of Sega Channel. Ugh, I'm getting old as hell.
>Waah! My non-gamer family got me a video game system with classic games on it, and not all the expensive 60 dollar games from the super packed electronics stores! Waah!
Go suck on a railroad spike. That shit's cool as fuck and you're a whiny dicklicker.
So go to some second hand store, buy a used controller, pick up a few more games, shut up and be grateful.
>>321346578
/thread
>>321346181
Not OP but I have it and the controller barely works and the resolution and music are shit.
It doesnt even have sonic 3 because it cant handle saving
AND FORTY OF THE GAMES AREN'T EVEN SEGA GAMES, they're just flash games/plug and play games.
>>321346578
No, you fucking retard. I got one from a friend two years, and I can safely say without a doubt that the controllers are complete horseshit and the sound is fucked up the ass. THAT is what he's complaining about, dickhead.
>>321346023
pretty sure they meant well anon. quit being such anaughty boy
>>321346776
>>321346708
Finally, some people here with brains. The THOUGHT was nice, but it's a complete piece of shit of a console. Fucking thing isn't worth the money they spent
>People seriously suggest OP should poorly emulate Mega Drive games on his TV
simply epic
>>321346776
So your friend couldn't be assed to get a regular Genesis controller? Looks like you can plug the original controller in there and it'd work perfectly fine.
>>321346023
I saw one of those. The fact it plays cartridges as well makes me rock hard.
>people defending this trash
You obviously haven't used it before.
>>321346023
The thought was nice, but yeah, it is a shame that those things suck. Would be better off with a real Mega Drive or a compilation disc sadly.
>>321346023
>EIGHTY (80) GAMES
this would be every sonic autists wet dream
>>321346023
Do you have any idea how many thousands someone would have paid for that back in the early 90's? Any kid that had that would have to worry about break-ins twenty four hours a day.
>>321347107
Sonic autist here.
You're better off with the Mega Collection +
>>321346936
I have an actual Genesis, but I don't remember if you can plug a controller into the thing or not. Either way, you're screwed if you don't have an actual Genesis controller.
>>321347107
40 games and 40 flash games you mean
it doesn't even have sonic 3
>>321346023
Is this the same company that made the Atari Classic Game Console? Because some of the games didn't even work
>>321346023
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>321346946
It doesn't really play off the cart technically.
This is just a very crude emulator on shitty hardware. When you put a cart in it's really just ripping it and then emulating it.
You'd be better off just getting a raspberry pi or some cheap Android device, it'd be a fraction of the price and could do things other than emulate Genesis games. This "console" is horribly overpriced chintzy garbage.
>>321347518
why would they get banned for that?
I actually have one of these, aside from the sound they're okay but you're better off getting a regular genesis controller, the ones that come with it die within days even if you replace batteries.
>tfw Christmas is just about getting things you need
>Have to sit there and act happy to receive the random tat you get
>>321346631
nah, second hand stores are all up on the retro trend and are charging out the ass
best bet is garage sales
>>321347589
Mods used to be based once and banned ungrateful shitheads, but that was long age before we got invaded by normie memesters and reddit
>>321348014
trust me, there is nothing good about that piece of garbage
>>321346023
https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>321347885
Disgusting how people would mock such a tragedy. Not THIS is a respectful tribute.
>>321346023
>People ITT not knowing that these 80-games-in-one "retro" consoles are scams and shittier than just emulating from your PC or Wii
I agree its a POS but come on, dont be a bratty fucking manchild about it
>>321346023
You're a nigger. My friend has one of those and it's fun. We smoked weed and played Golden axe and Shinobi for hours.
>>321347183
Yes you can.
Because they know how great the included controllers are.
Its one of those things that "just werks"
People who are just playing out of nostalgia or dont know shit about old games will see no problem with it just like the retards who still use zsnes
>>321348326
>Tragedy
It was nothing more than another Jew conspiracy to further white genocide.
>>321346023
Saw someone holding 2 of these in line at BedBath&Beyond yesterday.
Couldn't stop LOLing in my head at the whomever he was going to obviously gift those to
I saw my brother killed by kurdush rebels in 1992,in front of my very eyes. I was 8 years old
Fuck you
>>321347107
Another Sonic autistic here.
You're better off emulating Genesis games on a potato from 2006 than that piece of shit that is OP's pic related.
>>321346023
I see those and the atari version at the Ralphs (grocery store) across the street.
They used to sell actual games too during the holidays for pretty cheap. A year or two ago they had vanilla SF4, 360 version of DMC4, Cooking Mama, that on Batman Wii game by Wayforward, Wii version of some CoD game, and a bunch of random shitty shovelware
Not really sure why, who the fuck would buy video games at a grocery store
>>321346140
The emulation quality sucks dick.
>>321346257
I have this piece of shit and it doesn't work with Sonic 3 & Knux. Even with the real cartridges locked on only plays vanilla Sonic 3.
>>321349147
no wait it's only Sonic & Knuckles not vanilla Sonic 3
I bet my family holiday story is more awkward than yours
>19 and back from school for the holidays
>staying in a hotel in town cause no room at home
>always get horny in hotels
>download grindr
>put "anon hooded sex wanted door open" in bio
>also add hotel name and room number
>douche and lay toys out on nightstand
>open poppers
>wait naked on the bed with ass in the air
>get messages on grindr from guys saying their coming over
>first guy knocks
>pull my hood on
>fucks me hard
>shoots in my ass and leaves
>second guy comes with a friend
>spit roast me
>get really rough
>knock me about a bit
>one shoots down my throat
>other shoots in my ass and leaves
>guy walks in soon after
>makes me sniff hard on the poppers
>almost pass out
>ties me up
>fucks my ass bare and hard
>keeps handing me poppers
>pulls out of my ass and fucks my throat with everyone elses cum on his dick
>goes back to my ass
>tells me "you're good at this"
>gets rougher
>shoots in my ass
>makes me clean his dick with my mouth
>later that night at home with family
>playing pictionary
>dad says "you're good at this"
>I almost pass out
>my dads cum is still in my ass
>>321348832
This is why we need a free Kurdistan.
So Kurds can stop slaughtering turks like the pigs they are
>>321348832
Lmao good to hear t*rkroach
>>321346023
No mutant league football
Dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtDjmFqEwwY
This is why the system sucks
>>321347567
Well shit.
As a Genesis connoisseur I would be the first to bring up criticisms with this bundle, but that doesnt matter. It was a gift for you. Be grateful that he gave you something, no matter the quality.
why are there a million genesis clones all of a sudden, but snes clones only pop up in multiconsoles
Why did the Mega Drive have so much cooler games than the Snes?
>>321350126
Nintendo's legal department
>>321350126
I dunno, but I just got a cheap NES clone console with Dragon Warrior and Destination Earthstar, so...yeah.
>That poor kid who got a Dreamcast for Christmas
>>321351746
That kid is fine, he had access to Chu Chu Rocket and House of the Dead 2.
>>321351746
>be the kid that got a dreamcast for christmas
>sonic adventure is the shit
>friends are jelly and want to come see it
>they love powerstone
>they love psychic force 2012
>i become legend
>>321346328
It's got ports for real controllers though
>>321346353
40 are old Sega ones (which is still a good number) but the other 40 are crappy originals.
And the sound emulation makes me want to kill me and everybody around me HOW DID ATGAMES FUCK UP THAT HARD.
>>321346023
>all that money my parents spent on a Genesis and $70-$90 per game back in the 90s
>you can now buy this with two controllers and 80 games included for $40
This shit is irritating.
>>321351904
True, even I remember being intrigued and having that wow feeling when I saw the Dreamcast when it was new and being slightly jealous on the extremely rare occasion that I met someone who had one.
Then the PS2 came out and killed that shit.
>>321354076
40 games with shit sound quality and fps
>>321349397
It would be fucking fantastic if they could fix the audio problems that keep having
Hell their little handheld genesis/mega drive would've been god tier if it weren't for the sound issues
does it upscale to HD?
I own one of these piece of shit. Let me tell you first hand how shitty it is. I really wanted to like it to and buy actual cartridges for it. It may seem like a good value, but
>Atrocious wireless. It uses the same techonology as your remote control for your tv. You always have to have the sensor on your controller pointed directly at the console. not to mention be pretty closed to the damned thing.
>No save functionality: So if you want to play that game that uses saves, youll just never have to turn the thing off.
>Menu button sitting so close to the Start/Pause button. This one was a really deal killer for me. I would be trying to soldier through a game despite the glaring flaws only to want to pause a game and have it all washed down the toilet in a second.
>>321354605
it has composite connections, thats it.
This is the few times where OP should be legitimately angry because that clone thing is a piece of shit.
>>321347567
Here's a thought, get a Wii and install homebrew on it. Perfectly acceptable NES/SNES/MegaDrive/whatever else emulation right there, plus any GC/Wii games you may want to play
May cost you couple quid more but is worth so much more compared to OP's garbage
![pro200_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2YOop5i.jpg "pro200_large[1].jpg")
>>321346023
>be 10, Game Boy Advence comes out
>asked mom for a GBA, says I'll have to wait until Christmas
>This was in the summer, so eagerly wait for the months to go by
>December arrives, there's a lot of presents under the tree but just one that weighs just the right amount and looks just the right size to be a GBA, and I am 100% sure in my 10 year old brain that's what it is
>Christmas morning finally arrives, after all that waiting, run and excitedly rip open presents
>Turns out to be a bunch of clothes and in the present I thought was my long await GBA was....this
T...th...thanks mom.
>>321354949
All these things are a piece of shit. Got a RetroN last year for my birthday because hey, playing NES, SNES and Genesis games should be a blast! Except there's various issues, chief of which Konami SNES games are sound-buzzing messes that rape your ears worse than Genesis games, and the Lock-On for Sonic 3 & Knuckles (which I bought alongside this damn thing) doesn't even work with it. It collected dust real fast.
>>321354241
>shit sound quality
So?
>>321355381
Reminds me of when i cried when my dad didnt buy me the first SNES Donkey Kong and i got some shitty sonic tiger electronic game instead.
But i played the shit out of that game when i was stuck in my moms work all day. I was going to hang out here for two more hours before going to my dads party. Think ill head over now. THanks anon.
>>321355391
Yeah, all these retro systems just can't seem to replicate the games properly.
And honestly they're kind of silly anyway when literally anyone can just download an emulator and roms of that era of games. Seriously, even the shittiest of shitty prebuilt computers released for the last ten years can emulate up to PS1/N64 easily. Hell pretty much any smartphone released in the last three years can too.
>>321355784
Have fun anon! Make sure you tell your day you love him, he sounds like a pretty cool guy.
![image[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ruTRp35.png "image[1].png")
>>321355381
>be kid with twin brother in mid 90s
>pokemon comes out
>birthday coming up, always hated combined/share presents
>suck it up, tell parents all we want is a gameboy to share, with a copy of pokemon
>birthday arrives
>we only have 1 present on the table, hype levels reaching maximum
>open it up
>its a VCR to replace the living room vcr our younger brother broke the week before
they had a gamegear version of the handheld. I'm so angry I didn't buy it
>>321346023
what are you fucking high that shit is so cash
>>321358998
how could you ever like this shit
