>mum and dad buy me an xbox for christmas
>turn it on, kinect doesn't work
>need to download 10GB of software updates
>got Master Chief Collection
>mandatory 100GB install before playing
>6 hours later, install complete
>open up the game, another 10GB update required
>mfw it's literally night time and I haven't been able to use my new toy yet
What happened to video games /v/?
>>321344927
they wanted the PC audience.
consoles went to shit this gen. I kind of regret even bothering with it.
>>321344927
>xbox
>>321344927
Here's your reply now that you got the attention you wanted fuck off
>>321345067
How's arkham knight?
Should have bought a Playstation 4 instead. It comes with all the games pre-installed and when you buy a new game it just unlocks it and you can play almost instantly.
>>321344927
Don't forget when you start the game, you have to sit through 10 minutes of logos, review the EULA, create a separate account for the game, and ensure your internet connection is active so you can enjoy your product
god bless gaming
>>321345202
lol ironically I got it on Xbone. haven't played it yet.
>>321345363
My first day of having the Destiny PS4 (with the physical disc) it still took all day to download the mandatory 17GB patch.
Fortunately Bloodborne's ~4GB patch downloaded in like an hour and I could play that while the Destiny patch installed, but still, I went to sleep and woke up before really playing my PS4.
>>321345202
Forgotten after a week.
>>321345108
what the fucks your problem.
sorry nobody loves you on christmas eve shitter
>Opening presents on Christmas Eve
Nobody actually does this, right?
>>321345834
its christmas already in some places
>>321345834
Timezones
>kids today will never get to experience just popping the cartridge in the system and immediately playing it during their rush of excitement
>>321345202
>1 out of hundreds of multiplats is better on console
>rest is better on PC
LOL WE WON! YOU SURE SHOWED THAT PCKEK
>>321345834
Slav tradition allows us to open them on Christmas Eve
>>321345834
France and Germany do at least.
>>321345972
>>321345968
um, excuse me, I'm sure you know that christmas is an american holiday and I will have you respect that. Please don't commit cultural appropriation thx
>>321345834
In some countries you do it at the 24th evening.
>>321345363
mum also bought me a PS4 and I have to download a 1GB update before I can play the uncharted collection
>>321344927
Maybe you were supposed to spend the day with family instead of stare at a download bar alone and in your room.
Good job, OP.
>>321345834
Parts of Europe celebrate on Christmas Eve and then take Christmas Day off for having fun with the new toys and just relax at home with leftovers and watching movies.
You don't start the celebration of the new year on New Years day don't you?
>Steam can download upwards of 10MB/s on my connection
>PSN is lucky to get 3
>>321345202
I don't get this meme. I got AK via steam and didn't have a Single performance problem with it on high settings, I'm even using a Notebook
>>321344927
>MCC
>>321346468
easy, just turn off Steam, have another 10MB/s for your PSN
it was bot net spying on you anyway
>>321346131
>there are no americans around the globe
>spend time with family while shits downloading
is it that hard OP
>>321346728
>American
>Doesn't live in america
nice try Mexico. Trump "The stumper" will deal with you shortly
>friend goes to midnight release for new game
>cant play game immediately because it needs to install
>stays up till 2 am and it only at 10%
>wakes up in the morning and its only at 50%
>comes back from work and its at 70%
>literally could not play on release day
>game finally installs
>buggy unplayable mess
"next-gen"
>>321344927
>Mum and dad buy me...
Stopped reading there.
You're either underage or a fucktard still living with his parents. Either way you're the cancer of /v/. Gtfo familton
>Mom gets me laser IPL kit
>Doesn't work on face
God damn it.
>playing scrabble with the f a m over holidays
>dad keeps score
>combination of bad draws and lack of intelligence
>obviously destroyed
>dad looks at me square in the eyes
>gg anon
How do you reply to this without crying
>Being such a terrible person you get an Xbone for Christmas
can you imagine
>>321347417
>leaving home at 18
Nigger I didn't move out till I was good and ready at 20
I didn't have shit prepared at 18.
Also
>implying everyone stops having parents at 18
>you will never once again know the joy of your dad taking you over to the town centre and letting you buy some games
>you will never get to rip the cellophane off the case and smack that disc in and play
>you will never buy a shitload of preowned PS2 games again for like £25 and then open them up and smell the intoxicating fumes of the smoke infested manual
>you will never even get an interesting and genuinely cool manual for a game ever again
>>321347091
I have a lan connection and my games download in an hour senpai
>>321349641
nice blog
kill yourself
>>321349724
Nice post
Do the same.
Nice.
>>321349724
make sure to subscribe faggot
you're mum is already subscribed to my dick so ask her for help if you get stuck
>>321348369
>Christmas holiday time last year
>Uncle and autistic 20 year old cousin comes over
>Boasts about how good he is at Sm4sh
>Dad say I'm great at all the video games I play
>He challenges me
>Don't want to shit on his dreams because he's my cousin
>Gambling dad bets uncle $20 I could beat him
>Oh fuck
>He takes the bet
>Play Gannon and he rolls ZSS
>Oh boy I wonder what he's gona do all game
>Fucking stun gun grab combo whole fucking game until he can up B KO
>Lose by 2 stocks
>Cousin gloats
>Dad is fucking pissed
>Says double or nothing and uncle accepts
>Tells me to stop fucking around with the Gannon bullshit and use DDD
>Tells me not to fucking hold back or he's gona sell my PC
>Do what he says and 3 stock him
>Cousin flustered as fuck and says I'm cheating because ZSS is S tier
>Tells uncle to go triple
>Dad laughs and accepts
>2 stock him this time
>Cousin gets really fucking mad
>Demands uncle goes quad or nothing
>"O-okay son..."
>Looks at me and mouths the words "lose please"
>Don't want to lose my PC over a children's party game
>Almost 4 stock him
>He screams and throws my Wii U on the floor and runs into the guest room and starts crying
>Dad starts laughing like a mad man
>"HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WORTH MORE THAN $160! HERE TAKE $20 GIVE YOUR SON BUTTON MASHING CLASSES"
>Uncle goes to comfort cousin
>Cousin doesn't come out until the next day when leave
>Doesn't even say he's sorry
>Cousins haven't talked to use since
I still knida feel bad tbqh. should I have just thrown? My uncle is pretty cool.
>>321346468
>2MB/s on Steam, 3—4 on PS4
>not even joking
lel
>>321349904
Dumb wojakposters
>>321350584
No. Autists need to be put in their place, or they will never learn.
Eventually, your uncle will appreciate that you didn't pander to the child.
>>321345363
i want you to know anon that i got the jokeps4 has no gaems
![RRiGfu2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hBgi5Pp.png "RRiGfu2[1].png")
>>321344927
>>321350584
Kid needs to learn how to lose. Nothing like beating someone who relies on a single combo or character because they where told it was "top tier"
>>321351209
>wife's son
>false flag nintendo
Lol. The memeing never stops.
>>321350959
>>321351050
>>321351276
Thanks for the mental reassurance I guess, but I still feel bad about making him sperg out like that.
