Are you going to pub stomp kids who got a game for Christmas tomorrow?
Look forward to this fucker being the only played character in Sm4sh tomorrow.
>>321293501
babbies like him better.
I would if the game was any fun to play
>"men" looking forward to ruining childrens fun
>Play FG
>All these people trying to disrespect
>All Falcons either rush for a grab or try to do some heavy reads spamming smash attacks
>All Peaches float and try to hard to hit you with aerials
>Ganons trying to hit first instead of waiting
Why do you guys make this to easy?
>>321294160
Not OP, but I can't wait to shit on newfags with Falco
>>321294313
Cause you play like a turtling faggot and the game is built for your ineptitude
>>321294313
>all those dash dancing Falcons that don't even know how to do anything else
>>321294486
Rush mindlessly following a flowchart and you will get punished for it.
>>321294486
>Bumrushes opponents like an idiot
>Calls others a faggot
You bring it upon yourself.
>>321294486
Found the zsamus
>>321294313
>Ganons trying to hit first instead of waiting
I usually dash attack with Ganon because most opponents EXPECT you to wait.
>>321294313
Ganon main here. He is a very "GOTCHA" character where you wait until your opponent can literally not avoid your attack. It's so satisfying.
It's hilarious when other Ganons rush you.
>>321294912
Unexpected shit is alright but most will try to Wizard Kick or front smash as soon as you fake out a dash.
>play as bowser
>the opponent changes his tag to GRAB2MUCH when I kill with side special
>playing trash 4
>>321295272
>not playing trash 4
It's by far the most boring Smash game to play.
>mfw people still don't know about Game & Watch's down tilt's secondary effect
>there are people who still don't play him while exploiting that and his up aerial
>>321293998
>>321295272
>>321295403
still at it a year later, are we?
>>321295651
>No one is allowed to have different opinions
I forget /v/ is a giant hugbox akin to Tumblr.
>>321295403
well im having fun anon-kun, since Melee doesnt have online or 8 player smash, Brawl is shit, 64 is fucking hitstun shit, 725 hours later and im still enjoying it
>le shit taste!
>artificial fun!
Why do people even play the game competitively when the competitive community is filled with grown autistic men?
>>321295757
Good for you, anon, but I don't like playing it.
>>321295518
I'm not sure if you're talking about that weird windbox that send you flying upwards?
The other time I got star KOed at 18% from an edge
>>321295709
>run to the ghetto
>HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THESE NIGGERS
>get shot, beat up, raped
>"WAAAH WAAH I DIDNT DO ANYTHING FUCKING TUMBLR HUGBOX FAGGOTS
aka dont shit up threads with opinions
>>321294725
>>321294803
>>321294876
Calm down there smash 4 babbies
No need to get so asspained when what you think is an action packed strategic fighter is a slow campy party game made for children
>>321295809
That's the one. It's a good way to punish high percentage Lucario's recovery.
>>321293501
Unless they come over to my house to play, hell fuckin' naw. That online is absolute trash. "Nah, that foward smash didn't hit because you let the button go too early because of a little bit of a stutter when charging. Hope you enjoy this K.O punch!"
get in here /v/
>>321295964
>>321295964
>>321295805
>>321295924
then why are you here? I dont care for if you play Melee or other fighting games but why do you show up to say Smash 4 is shit for the millionth time since November 2014?
>>321295891
>Stating an opinion about a videogame is the same as calling a black guy a nigger
I don't even know where to begin.
>>321295772
That's not autism, that's genuine attempts at human emotion. Are you fucked in the head?
Nobody expects an agro Kirby.
Feels good having such safe end lag on multi-hit attacks.
>>321295757
You can greentext the responses you get to your every post in attempting to dismiss them but you just did a great job illustrating your shit taste
>>321296036
>fighting game
>>321294581
>Dash dancing
>Sm4sh
>>321296036
Cuz ur game sux
>>321296051
>the same
>not understanding what a comparison is
>>321296036
it's common knowledge that meleefags spend more time shitposting than playing memelee
>>321296118
It's still there, just much harder to do and thus completely useless. Not sure why running back and forth was considered so taboo that Sakurai had to add tripping in Brawl then just outright make it near impossible in 4.
>>321296194
Comparison implies like scenarios, so technically, yes, you're treating them as the same thing.
>>321296053
>that's genuine attempts at human emotion
Now this is some Grade A rationalization of how your scarfed meatball hero isn't an autist
>>321296251
It's just fiddling on the same place, that's not a dash dance. You can Dance Trot tho but still is just as difficult and overall useless.
>>321295757
>brawl is shit
how can tr4sh players say this, when smash 4 is the same game just with some new characters?
>>321296053
If I lost a match in a video game and came to a social media site for pity, what would you think of me?
Crying over video games is pathetic, regardless of how emotional you make it to be.
>>321295772
>Getting this emotional over losing in a video game
That's what happens when you develop such a big fucking ego.
>>321296427
le epic bandwagon meme.
Actually, Brawl has way more dept than Sm4sh will ever have.
>>321296427
>No more DACUS
>No more slide toss
>Gliding removed from flying characters
I mean it's obvious why they would remove these things, but it still sucks.
>>321296763
>>No more DACUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpN2pFKwvAs
>>No more slide toss
That's still in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3_vOtY5kCc
>>321294313
Well Falcon is a bait and punish character even tho he's fast running right in will get you slaughtered and a Peach is safe from grabs while hovering but u agree on Ganondorf he is literal punish the character
>>321297051
you realize that first one is custom equipment right
Smash 4 has a bunch of cool new shit but that's not one of them
>>321297051
Neat
>>321294313
> all toon link spams bow
>>321295772
>going to therapy because he lost a tournament
this nigga needs to get out now.
Like, for his own good.
>>321297065
Thanks for the brilliant analysis Daigo
>>321297214
Even without it you can still DACUS, Shiek and Diddy even have a special form of (Needle and Popgun instant cancels) which allow you to input smashes and tilts while dashing by using those moves. Cloud even can do it with his down b (Limit cancel)
>Get matched up with a projectile spammer as someone who doesn't have any like MK or Ike
>Once the next match comes around, I pick ROB and give them a taste of their own medicine
>Nonstop gyro and laser shenanigans, opponent is completely unable to touch me
>Match ends
>They leave almost immediately afterward
Fuckers.
>>321297526
It becomes character specific tech, yes. It's different shit, though
>go on FG tomorrow
>play kids who just got the game
>0-death staircase combo them
>they return the game the next day
>>321297379
>not down a
>>321298907
I wanna hug and comfort that sad borb.
