>just found a ps4 under my parents bed
I bet that's not all you found under there
>>321269335
What emotion are you trying to convey here anon? Use your words.
why were you under your parents's bed
>>321269335
Bullshit
you looked for it and ruined xmas(christmas) surprise for yourself
>>321269335
anythings a dildo if your moms brave enough
>op still living with parents
MOOODS
>>321269483
I was trying to catch them having sex. Wanted to jump out mid act and surprise them
>>321269335
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
that's right santa's not real
>>321269551
>not joining
>>321269658
>you daily show watching son of a bitch
Everytine.
>>321269658
>This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion
even if it's pasta, it still makes me grin
>>321269549
>he doesn't still live with his parents
good goy
>>321269335
Fuck off, frogposter
>>321269549
maybe he's underage?
>>321269743
delete this
>>321269962
ouch
>>321270089
How do you fall for a blatant frogposting shitposts?
>>321269962
Spotted the manchild with fat tits. Does mommy still change your diaper? Ahahahah nerd
>Just found a dildo under my parents bed
But I don't have a sister, what the fuck guys?
>>321269335
they were playing it secretly from you
>>321269549
Is an adult who still lives with his parents that posts on /v/ really such a foreign concept?
>>321270416
>>321270251
Hello, reddit.
>>321269549
>he thinks everyone on this site doesn't live with his parents
don't kid yourself m8
>>321270493
Your dad wants some pleasure too.
>>321269335
there's always a way out
>>321269335
U N D E R A G E B &
>>321270493
Quit being so fruity around your folks and this kind of misunderstanding won't happen, fagger.
>>321270089
>ps4
Of course he is underage.
