This guy Offers you 3 wishes in exchange to slap your GF's ass. What will you do?
>>321216304
He doesnt get to slap my gf's ass
I get to slap his ass
Three more wishes
>>321216304
In the end it is my ass that will be slapped, I know how this fucking works.
>>321216304
But will he grant those wishes?
>>321216304
3 wishes for a high-five? Shieeeet son, that's a good deal.
Can I wish for more wishes?
>>321216581
so that means you're gay?
Decline because he's the literal devil.
O'Dimm din do nuffins.
>>321216304
You don't fucking take wishes from O'Dim.
>>321216304
I stop playing video games and go outside to meet real people n the real world. Because by this point it should be obvious that my self imosed isolation has made me lose my mind and I really need some outside input.
>>321219885
Cool story anon, you should go tell reddit about it. >>321219885
>>321217235
Laughed harder than I probably should have. Under rated post.
>>321216304
I don't have a GF
Has there ever been a more "intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor" character than O'dimm?
>>321220240
Yes, olgierd von everec.
Well I'd want to see his exact words transcribed on paper before I agree to any terms with Master Mirror.
>>321219980
All these weird internet terms means nothing to me. Are you people even real? How do you even operate on a day-to-day basis?
Do yojuever snap out of it and come to a sudden realisation that life isn't made up by video game tropes?
>>321220624
Anon, you are trying to hard.
>>321220175
sounds like you have a first wish all lined up then
No one on /v/ has a gf unless they are either lying or a normalfag that needs to fucking leave
For some reason, I thought the riddle at the end was the question to 'time'.
It fit with most of what he was saying, old people fear it, didn't fit with women liking it, I'm a dummy.
Give three wishes, never tell him that I never have nor never will have a girlfriend. Then wake up from my dream and live yet another day rotting in my chair because the effort of living in this goddamn city is bullshit.
Fuck my life.
Reminder that Gaunter O'Dimm did nothing wrong.
>>321220717
Why do you defend these people? Look at their life choices. Look at what they are doing with their spare time. Do you want to be here? Honestly, is this the weird turn you want your life to take?
>>321216304
I wish for none to ever again be troubled by the likes of you.
I'd wish for 100 mil £, the ability to pause time and then for the third wish i'd wish for him to forget all about me.
Check m8, O'Dimm.
>>321221407
Stop projecting.
>>321216304
>your GF's ass
well first i need to have one
get out of my board normies REEEEEE
>>321221473
Deal, you get the money, you can stop time, he forgets about you. And instantly kills you since there was an annoying faggot standing in front of him for no reason.
>>321216304
Nope.
He is Lucifer, or at least the Witcher 3 equivalent of him.
I did love how the game revealed him, bit by bit. I assumed at first he was a mage, then a D'jinn of some sorts.
Despite the fact that he was the very definition of evil and as cliche as it gets, he was the best villain of 2015. Bar none.
>>321221004
Remember the dog and cat telling Geralt to stick to "the mirror that never breaks"?
That was a clue to this riddle
>>321221692
>Lucifer
I think there are too many differences between this guy and Lucifer.
He's more like a devil of folklore though, they are usually depicted as tricksters.
>>321216304
Can I get my first wish in advance so that I at least have something for him to slap the ass of?
>>321221473
>i'd wish for him to forget all about me.
Not happening, he will always find a loophole and get back at you
>>321222072
Probably just forgets his name, but remembers the deal and face
>>321220240
Not written nearly as well, but wasn't this guy?
>>321221576
Throwing your $10 terms around is fun and all, but you're still siding with the people of /v/. Is this the sort of crowd you want to be associated with for the rest of your life?
>>321222273
Since you're just making shitty low quality fun, I'll just keep replying with cute anime girls till you stop
'' His Smile fair as spring, as towards him he draws you'' ''His tongue sharp and silvery as he implores you''
'' Your wishes he grants, as he swears to adore you'' ''Gold, silver, jewles he lay riches before you''
'' Dues need be repaid and he will come for you'' '' All to reclaim, no smile to console you''
'' He'll snare you in bonds, eyes glowing afire'' ''To gore and torment you untill the stars expire''
>>321222273
I have no idea why you are even posting in this thread anon, this is about TW3 and O'Dimm not your life problems and you projecting them on to others.
I haven't read past the first few words of any of your posts, but here is your (you).
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
Run the fuck away and hope he doesn't decide to fuck me up anyway.
>>321221846
Yeah well I rushed to the end of that last part looking for a giant hourglass or something, then it became obvious it was mirrors due to them being everywhere.
Why would you say yes?
Not only are you letting another man touch your girl, but he's also not going to actually grant your wishes. It's a lose/lose situation.
1. A girlfriend
2. For you to slap her ass
3. For those 3 wishes.
>>321222550
That will just further my point of you guys being pedophiles, so... Win-win, I guess.
>>321216304
NO. I'M OUT, LAST THING I NEED IS THE MAN OF GLASS ON MY ASS.He was surprisingly bro with Shani though.
>>321222219
Thought I was the only person to play that game
PSP version is a shit thanks to new voice acting
>>321222662
So you haven't read my posts, or even tried to understand what I am trying to say?
OK, I guess.
>>321216304
I wish I had a GF.
I wish he won't slap my GF's ass.
I wish he would fuck off.
>>321216304
Holy shit, not only is he willing to give me three wishes, but he'll ALSO get me a gf free of charge?
>>321223068
>So you haven't read my posts, or even tried to understand what I am trying to say?
No because this isn'ta thread about anons life problems, it is a thread about TW3. If you want to post about shit that has nothing to do with TW3 or even video games at all go to reddit where you beling.
Here is your (you) don't spend it all at once m8.
>>321223068
Anon, I don't think you understand what you're trying to say.
>>321216304
Challenge him to a riddle and then find some water
>>321223298
So this isn't a thread about anything but what an maginary character would do to your imaginary girlfriend, and still you spend all this time arguing with me?
I try to understand where you're coming from, but all I see in my head is "Insecure Insecure Insecure"!!!
Shit tier monkey's paw clone
>>321223976
Here is your (you)
>>321224076
I just jerked off so I'm already on an endorphin high. Don't need those (you)s right now.
>>321224148
Here is your (you)
>>321224195
Here is your (you)
>>321224076
Why don't you just... get on with your "life"? Why don't you just indulge your self in this fantasy you so willingly surround your self with?
Why do my posts bother you so much?
>>321224945
Here is your (you)
>>321225035
Here is your (you)
>>321224945
Why do you believe you are superior to others even though you are posting in the same thread, the same board, the same website they are. Why are you so different from us?
>take the wishes
>wish he'll never find out I don't really have a gf
>run like hell
>>321219571
What would be a reasonable, worthy wish?
>>321216304
Sure thing. You can slap my girlfriends ass.
>>321225169
He is b8ing and trying to start a flame war.
Just give him (you)s and ignore evrything he says.
>>321216304
I'd wish for 3 gf's who weren't sluts running around getting their asses slapped
>>321225169
Again with the confrontational attitude. If I was a hack psychologist I'd think you where trying to make excuses for an behaviour you instinctively knew where wrong.
But I think we can both agree that isn't the case. Right?
>>321225830
Just repeat the following phrase, and ignore every bit of criticism akmed at your person.
This isn't really healthy behaviour, is it?
First wish, slap his wife ass
Second wish, slap his mother ass
Third wish, slap his ass.
I wish video games didn't go to shit.
>>321227524
Did vidya grow to be shit? Or did you grow to realize that vidya is and always have been rather shallow?
>>321216304
He can slap her all he wants, I'm going to wish making anime real.
>>321226252
>>321226437
>>321227747
Here are your (you)s m80
>>321225445
never get sick?
Anyone else thought the whole incarnation of evil shit was too much?
I would prefered if he was some sort of gray character, granted he is pretty bro with you
>>321228423All the anime that will become real are all the ones you dislike
>>321222756
It's not "mirror" you dumb fucker, it's "reflection," the solution to the puzzle involves water. Did you not pay attention at all?
>>321216304
a girlfriend with infinite asses to have infinite*3 wishes.
>>321217235
Most under rated post of 2015.
